Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson quotes in movies

R.P. McMurphy One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest poster One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Jack Torrance The Shining poster The Shining Frank Costello The Departed poster The Departed Col. Nathan R. Jessep A Few Good Men poster A Few Good Men Melvin Udall As Good as It Gets poster As Good as It Gets Robert Eroica Dupea Five Easy Pieces poster Five Easy Pieces Edward The Bucket List poster The Bucket List Warren Schmidt About Schmidt poster About Schmidt Wilbur Force The Little Shop of Horrors poster The Little Shop of Horrors Harry Sanborn Something's Gotta Give poster Something's Gotta Give Jerry Black The Pledge poster The Pledge Frank Chambers The Postman Always Rings Twice poster The Postman Always Rings Twice Daryl Van Horne The Witches of Eastwick poster The Witches of Eastwick President James Dale Mars Attacks! poster Mars Attacks! Joker Batman poster Batman The Specialist Tommy poster Tommy George Hanson Easy Rider poster Easy Rider Rexford Bedlo The Raven poster The Raven Yeoman Dolan Ensign Pulver poster Ensign Pulver Will Brocious The Broken Land poster The Broken Land Lt. Andre Duvalier The Terror poster The Terror Movie Director at Filmshoot in Restaurant Head poster Head Billy Spear The Shooting poster The Shooting Jonathan Carnal Knowledge poster Carnal Knowledge Poet Hells Angels on Wheels poster Hells Angels on Wheels Stoney Psych Out poster Psych Out Mitch A Safe Place poster A Safe Place David Staebler The King of Marvin Gardens poster The King of Marvin Gardens Buddusky The Last Detail poster The Last Detail Charles How Do You Know poster How Do You Know Self Howard poster Howard Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind Garrett Breedlove The Evening Star poster The Evening Star Freddy Gale The Crossing Guard poster The Crossing Guard Francis Phelan Ironweed poster Ironweed Mark Heartburn poster Heartburn Garrett Breedlove Terms of Endearment poster Terms of Endearment Wes Ride in the Whirlwind poster Ride in the Whirlwind Self Always at The Carlyle poster Always at The Carlyle Will Randall Wolf poster Wolf J.J. Gittes Chinatown poster Chinatown Self Inside Deep Throat poster Inside Deep Throat Tad Pringle On a Clear Day You Can See Forever poster On a Clear Day You Can See Forever Self I Am Divine poster I Am Divine Dr. Buddy Rydell Anger Management poster Anger Management Jack Nicholson I'm Still Here poster I'm Still Here Self David Crosby: Remember My Name poster David Crosby: Remember My Name Bill Rorish Broadcast News poster Broadcast News Eugene O'Neill Reds poster Reds Gino - Hit Man The St Valentine's Day Massacre poster The St Valentine's Day Massacre Alex Blood and Wine poster Blood and Wine Tom Logan The Missouri Breaks poster The Missouri Breaks R.P. McMurphy I Am poster I Am James R. Hoffa Hoffa poster Hoffa Jake Gittes The Two Jakes poster The Two Jakes Charley Partanna Prizzi's Honor poster Prizzi's Honor Self Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel poster Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood... Self The Kid Stays in the Picture poster The Kid Stays in the Picture Brimmer The Last Tycoon poster The Last Tycoon Marvin Jenkins The Andy Griffith Show poster The Andy Griffith Show Self The Hills poster The Hills Self Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures poster Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures Henry Moon Goin' South poster Goin' South Oscar Sullivan aka Dix The Fortune poster The Fortune Self Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story poster Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story Self - Actor, Chinatown Faye poster Faye Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Jack Nicholson

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As Good as It Gets Police Doughnut munching moronsHelp me Help me Help meShhAssault and battery And you're black - As Good as It Gets 00:13
Police Doughnut munching moronsHelp me Help me Help...
As Good as It Gets People that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch - As Good as It Gets 00:06
People that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch
As Good as It Gets I've got Jews at my table It's not your table It's the place'sBehave You can sit at someone else's stationOr you can wait your turn - As Good as It Gets 00:13
I've got Jews at my table It's not your table...
As Good as It Gets How much more have you got to eatAppetites aren't as big as your noses huh - As Good as It Gets 00:11
How much more have you got to eatAppetites aren't as...
As Good as It Gets You'll die soon with that diet you knowWe're all gonna die I will you will and it sure sounds like your son willIf you ever mention my son againyou will never be able to eat here again Do you understandGive me some sign you understand or leave now - As Good as It Gets 00:46
You'll die soon with that diet you knowWe're all...
As Good as It Gets Just what the world needs Another actress - As Good as It Gets 00:04
Just what the world needs Another actress
As Good as It Gets What's wrong with you Don't bark at me I didn't name you - As Good as It Gets 00:06
What's wrong with you Don't bark at me I...
As Good as It Gets How old are youTo guess by your eyes I'd say 50By your eyes I'd say you were kind So much for eyes - As Good as It Gets 00:13
How old are youTo guess by your eyes I'd say 50By your...
As Good as It Gets To guess by your eyes I'd say 50By your eyes I'd say you were kind So much for eyes - As Good as It Gets 00:10
To guess by your eyes I'd say 50By your eyes I'd...
As Good as It Gets Don't be like me Don't you be like me - As Good as It Gets 00:05
Don't be like me Don't you be like me
As Good as It Gets 'You've saved my life ' she said'You'd better make it up to me ' - As Good as It Gets 00:09
'You've saved my life ' she...
As Good as It Gets Over a dogOver an ugly dog - As Good as It Gets 00:10
Over a dogOver an ugly dog
As Good as It Gets If you wanna see me you'll make an appointmentDr Green how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorderand then act like I had a choice about barging in - As Good as It Gets 00:13
If you wanna see me you'll make an appointmentDr Green...
As Good as It Gets You changed the room around Two years ago - As Good as It Gets 00:09
You changed the room around Two years ago
As Good as It Gets Do you have any control over how creepy you getYes I do as a matter of factAnd to prove it I have not gotten personal and you have - As Good as It Gets 00:20
Do you have any control over how creepy you getYes I do as a...
As Good as It Gets Is he dead yet NoWould there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for himAbsolutelyYou're a wonderful manTwo o'clock would be a good time Here is the key in case he's asleepOpen his curtains for him so he can see god's beautiful workAnd he'll - As Good as It Gets 00:50
Is he dead yet NoWould there be any way you would be willing...
As Good as It Gets Nelly you're a disgrace to depression - As Good as It Gets 00:06
Nelly you're a disgrace to depression
As Good as It Gets You wanna know why that dog prefers me - As Good as It Gets 00:09
You wanna know why that dog prefers me
As Good as It Gets I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with you Never everNot everWell I'm sorry but umWe don't open for the no sex oaths until 9 am - As Good as It Gets 00:25
I'm not going to sleep with you I will never sleep with...
As Good as It Gets Shouldn't that be a good thing telling somebody No thanks required - As Good as It Gets 00:07
Shouldn't that be a good thing telling somebody No...
As Good as It Gets Can you drive himThink white and get serious - As Good as It Gets 00:08
Can you drive himThink white and get serious
As Good as It Gets Take my car A convertibleDo you drive Like the wind But I'm not doing itGetting loud Getting loud - As Good as It Gets 00:13
Take my car A convertibleDo you drive Like the wind But...
As Good as It Gets Okay HeyWhat I did for you it's working outWhat you did changed my lifeNo thank you noteWell part of what I said in this entire history of my lifethat you won't readIs that somehow you have done more for my mother my son and methan anybody else ever - As Good as It Gets 01:51
Okay HeyWhat I did for you it's working outWhat you did...
As Good as It Gets No sir I can't do this without youI'm afraid he might pull the stiff one eye on me - As Good as It Gets 00:09
No sir I can't do this without youI'm afraid he...
As Good as It Gets Hello Holy God who did that to you - As Good as It Gets 00:24
Hello Holy God who did that to you
As Good as It Gets Yes I'm sure Simon they did something really offfor you to feel this wayBut when it comes to your parents or your kidsomething will always be off for you unless you set it straightAnd maybe this thing happened to you just to give you a chance to do - As Good as It Gets 02:47
Yes I'm sure Simon they did something really offfor you...
As Good as It Gets You like sad stories You wanna hear mine - As Good as It Gets 00:04
You like sad stories You wanna hear mine
As Good as It Gets You wanna dance - As Good as It Gets 00:09
You wanna dance
As Good as It Gets And they let you in in a housedress - As Good as It Gets 00:32
And they let you in in a housedress
As Good as It Gets Okay now I got a great compliment for youAnd it's trueI'm so afraid it's something awfulDon't be pessimistic It's not your styleOkay Here I goClearly a mistakeI've got this what AilmentMy doctor a shrink I used to go to all the timehe says that in 50 or - As Good as It Gets 01:53
Okay now I got a great compliment for youAnd it's...
As Good as It Gets Forget what I said about Simon I'll never forget you said it - As Good as It Gets 00:05
Forget what I said about Simon I'll never forget you...
As Good as It Gets The next thing I know she's sittin' right there next to me you know - As Good as It Gets 00:35
The next thing I know she's sittin' right there...
As Good as It Gets The next thing I know she's sitting right there next to meWell it's not right to go into details I got nervousI screwed up I said the wrong thingWhere if I hadn'tI could be in bed right now with a woman whoIf you make her laugh you got a lifeInstead I'm - As Good as It Gets 00:39
The next thing I know she's sitting right there next to...
As Good as It Gets Did you have sex with her Don't you want your shampoosSorryI didn't know she was still here Did you have sex with her - As Good as It Gets 00:19
Did you have sex with her Don't you want your...
As Good as It Gets Thank you MelvinYou oven vhelm meI love youI tell you buddyI'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me - As Good as It Gets 00:28
Thank you MelvinYou oven vhelm meI love youI tell you...
As Good as It Gets I'm dying hereBecause you love herAnd you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp - As Good as It Gets 00:16
I'm dying hereBecause you love herAnd you people are...
As Good as It Gets I'm stuck I can't get back to my old lifeShe's evicted me from my life Did you really like it that much - As Good as It Gets 00:15
I'm stuck I can't get back to my old...
As Good as It Gets I mean I'm drowning here And you're describing the water - As Good as It Gets 00:06
I mean I'm drowning here And you're describing the...
As Good as It Gets What's wrongI forgot to lock the door - As Good as It Gets 00:08
What's wrongI forgot to lock the door
As Good as It Gets Is it a secret what you're doing hereI had to see youBecauseIt relaxes meI'd feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curbthan any other place I can think of or imagine - As Good as It Gets 00:32
Is it a secret what you're doing hereI had to see...
As Good as It Gets Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being youMaybe we could live without the wisecracksMaybe we could - As Good as It Gets 00:16
Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being youMaybe...
As Good as It Gets Gonna grab youI didn't mean for that to be a question I'm gonna grab youI know I can do better than thatBetter Definitely better - As Good as It Gets 01:02
Gonna grab youI didn't mean for that to be a question...
As Good as It Gets What's this - As Good as It Gets 00:08
What's this
The Pledge She said it - The Pledge 00:07
She said it
The Pledge There are such devils - The Pledge 00:12
There are such devils
The Pledge I want to see my daughter - The Pledge 00:37
I want to see my daughter
The Pledge He practically blew him - The Pledge 00:09
He practically blew him
The Pledge I made a promise - The Pledge 00:13
I made a promise
The Pledge You're out of position - The Pledge 00:04
You're out of position
The Pledge There is no Wizard - The Pledge 00:10
There is no Wizard
About Schmidt Dear Ndugu - About Schmidt 00:08
Dear Ndugu
About Schmidt Warren it simpIy does not stop - About Schmidt 00:17
Warren it simpIy does not stop
About Schmidt I'd like a blizzard with vanilla ice cream - About Schmidt 00:18
I'd like a blizzard with vanilla ice cream
About Schmidt You've got to appreciate what you have while you still have it - About Schmidt 00:10
You've got to appreciate what you have while you still...
About Schmidt You're not gonna believe this - About Schmidt 00:15
You're not gonna believe this
About Schmidt That was a long time ago - About Schmidt 01:13
That was a long time ago
About Schmidt How'd that investment situation work out for you - About Schmidt 00:28
How'd that investment situation work out for you
About Schmidt What are you talking about - About Schmidt 00:42
What are you talking about
About Schmidt This guy is not up to snuff - About Schmidt 00:34
This guy is not up to snuff
About Schmidt You already know how famously they get along as friends - About Schmidt 01:11
You already know how famously they get along as friends
About Schmidt Look at these people - About Schmidt 00:09
Look at these people
About Schmidt I know we're all pretty small in the big scheme of things - About Schmidt 00:22
I know we're all pretty small in the big scheme of...
About Schmidt Relatively soon - About Schmidt 00:34
Relatively soon
Anger Management For crying out loud You're missing important plot points - Anger Management 00:06
For crying out loud You're missing important plot...
Anger Management Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Anger Management 00:07
Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get...
Anger Management Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backsDave Hi DaveHiGood news I fed my anger monkey a banana this morningand he's feeling much better - Anger Management 00:19
Now Fury Fighters let's say hello to someonewho's...
Anger Management Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet you beat her goodI didn't beat anybody I touched a womanLiar Bullshitter You're a woman beaterYou can't admit it because you're a piece of garbageI don't know about all that but now l understand - Anger Management 00:23
Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midairNice I bet...
Anger Management Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball gameDon't worry Dr B it's just a regular season game Not importantHe missed the lay upSee Iverson just missed a lay up at the buzzer Sixers loseWho gives a crap huhI mean it's just a silly game - Anger Management 00:43
Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to...
Anger Management So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an executive assistantat a major pet products companyI don't want you to tell us what you do I want you to tell us who you areAll rightI'm a pretty good guyI like playing tennis on occasionAlso not your - Anger Management 01:06
So Davetell us about yourselfWho are youWell I am an...
Anger Management Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people explosive and implosiveExplosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashierfor not taking their couponsImplosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after dayand finally - Anger Management 00:29
Let me explain somethingThere are two kinds of angry people...