Clips with Jackie Chan

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The Protector Give me the fuckin' keys - The Protector 00:04
Give me the fuckin' keys
The Protector He killed Michael Captain - The Protector 00:04
He killed Michael Captain
The Protector Discretion is my middle name sir - The Protector 00:05
Discretion is my middle name sir
The Protector You better watch out for Hong Kong mosquito wearing high heels - The Protector 00:05
You better watch out for Hong Kong mosquito wearing high...
Rumble in the Bronx Hey Uncle you still practice - Rumble in the Bronx 00:15
Hey Uncle you still practice
Rumble in the Bronx My arm Don't ever make trouble - Rumble in the Bronx 00:09
My arm Don't ever make trouble
Rumble in the Bronx Don't let your situation change you You change it - Rumble in the Bronx 00:07
Don't let your situation change you You change it
Rumble in the Bronx You are all garbage - Rumble in the Bronx 00:22
You are all garbage
Rumble in the Bronx Hold it - Rumble in the Bronx 01:10
Hold it
Rumble in the Bronx You don't need diamonds in the bathroom - Rumble in the Bronx 00:04
You don't need diamonds in the bathroom
Rush Hour I let people talk who like to talkIt makes it easier to find out how full of shit they areWhat the hell did you just say - Rush Hour 00:11
I let people talk who like to talkIt makes it easier to find...
Rush Hour Just sit there and shut up This ain't no democracyYes it is No it ain'tThis is the United States of James Carter nowI'm the president I'm the emperor I'm the kingI'm Michael Jackson you TitoYour ass belong to me - Rush Hour 00:19
Just sit there and shut up This ain't no democracyYes...
Rush Hour Why would they not want my help'Cause they don't give a damn about youThey don't like you I don't like youI don't care I'm here for the girlThe girl don't like you Nobody likes you - Rush Hour 00:14
Why would they not want my help'Cause they don't...
Rush Hour Beach BoysOh hell noYou didn't just touch my goddamn radioThe Beach Boys are great American musicThe Beach Boys'll get you a great ass whoopin'Don't you ever touch a black man's radio boyYou can do that in Chinabut you'll get your ass killed out here - Rush Hour 00:19
Beach BoysOh hell noYou didn't just touch my goddamn...
Rush Hour That's bad for you - Rush Hour 00:04
That's bad for you
Rush Hour Hey what are you doingYou ain't the only one with quick hands are you - Rush Hour 00:07
Hey what are you doingYou ain't the only one with quick...
Rush Hour You want some of thisI'll give you all you wantGive me a nameI ain't telling you shitShe's only 11 years oldI don't want her to dieLook at the pictureI don't care about him or youI care about the little girlGive me the nameThe guy's name is JuntaoI never - Rush Hour 00:45
You want some of thisI'll give you all you wantGive me...
Rush Hour You don't know nothing about no warEverybody knows warHunh yeahWhat is it good forAbsolutely nothingGood God you allIt ain't you all it's y'allMan you sound like a karate movie Y'all - Rush Hour 00:23
You don't know nothing about no warEverybody knows...
Rush Hour Man what you got me eatingThat's eelIs it goodVery goodWhat you gotCamel's humpWhatCamel's humpKinda goodNeed a little hot sauce but it's kinda good though - Rush Hour 00:25
Man what you got me eatingThat's eelIs it goodVery...
Rush Hour That's one reason I don't have no partnerThat's one thing I learned from my daddyYour daddy was a policemanFifteen years LAPDMy father was also a policemanYour daddy was a copNot a cop an officerA legend all over Hong KongMy daddy a legend too All over - Rush Hour 00:41
That's one reason I don't have no...
Rush Hour Leave me alone A man like you could never understandA man like me Devoted only to yourselfYou're ashamed of being a police officerYou dishonor your father's nameYou don't know nothing about my fatherYou say your father is a legendMy father was a legendHe - Rush Hour 00:41
Leave me alone A man like you could never understandA man...
Rush Hour Consul Han six blocks of C 4 are wired to your daughterin a car outsideBefore the changeover most of this exhibitionwas in the hands of a single private collectorMeI worked most of my life to acquire and catalogthese priceless pieces that you see before - Rush Hour 00:56
Consul Han six blocks of C 4 are wired to your daughterin a...
Rush Hour I can't hold any more - Rush Hour 00:35
I can't hold any more
Rush Hour We can hang in my crib I will show you my hood - Rush Hour 00:05
We can hang in my crib I will show you my hood
Rush Hour No police work for two weeks How long this flightFifteen hours Fifteen hoursWhat are we gonna do for 15 hoursWarOh hell no StewardessWhat is it good forStewardess get me another seat - Rush Hour 00:25
No police work for two weeks How long this flightFifteen...
Shanghai Noon You killed my uncle Bull - Shanghai Noon 00:13
You killed my uncle Bull
Shanghai Noon Hey Hey - Shanghai Noon 00:09
Hey Hey
Shanghai Noon What are you doin' here I thought you were going to Carson City - Shanghai Noon 00:15
What are you doin' here I thought you were going to...
Shanghai Noon You You gave me bad directions - Shanghai Noon 00:10
You You gave me bad directions
Shanghai Noon Let me out Give me the book back - Shanghai Noon 00:16
Let me out Give me the book back
Shanghai Noon So who are you - Shanghai Noon 00:27
So who are you
Shanghai Noon The gold Was the gold on the train - Shanghai Noon 00:26
The gold Was the gold on the train
Shanghai Noon I like your energy but I'm not with you - Shanghai Noon 00:09
I like your energy but I'm not with you
Shanghai Noon See I told you so No you said Wet shirt don't break - Shanghai Noon 00:07
See I told you so No you said Wet shirt don't break
Shanghai Noon Who's the pretty lady - Shanghai Noon 00:09
Who's the pretty lady
Shanghai Noon But when I look at you - Shanghai Noon 00:36
But when I look at you
Shanghai Noon Oh yeah Oh yeah How do I look - Shanghai Noon 00:30
Oh yeah Oh yeah How do I look
Shanghai Noon Never touch my queue - Shanghai Noon 00:03
Never touch my queue
Shanghai Noon Now people start looking at you funny - Shanghai Noon 00:12
Now people start looking at you funny
Shanghai Noon Get in here - Shanghai Noon 00:08
Get in here
Shanghai Noon Fight with honor You will win - Shanghai Noon 00:05
Fight with honor You will win
Shanghai Noon If it ain't the Shanghai Kid - Shanghai Noon 00:04
If it ain't the Shanghai Kid
Shanghai Noon I'm so lost John - Shanghai Noon 00:16
I'm so lost John
Shanghai Noon What happened to my horse Is he dead - Shanghai Noon 00:07
What happened to my horse Is he dead
Shanghai Noon Yeah John I heard all about the emperor - Shanghai Noon 00:17
Yeah John I heard all about the emperor
Shanghai Noon This is the West - Shanghai Noon 00:19
This is the West
Shanghai Noon He took the gold - Shanghai Noon 00:23
He took the gold
Shanghai Noon What happened - Shanghai Noon 00:08
What happened
Shanghai Noon WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING No we stick together We are partners - Shanghai Noon 00:10
WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING No we stick together We are...
Rush Hour 2 Where did you learn that - Rush Hour 2 00:26
Where did you learn that
Rush Hour 2 Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD - Rush Hour 2 00:05
Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD
Rush Hour 2 All I did was invite them to have a drinkYou invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat - Rush Hour 2 00:08
All I did was invite them to have a drinkYou invited them to...
Rush Hour 2 You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys' greatest hitsDon't be getting no attitude with meI been here three days We done nothing but work your casesOnly reason I'm here in Hong Kong is you saidyou was gonna show me a good timeI'm on vacation man and I want - Rush Hour 2 00:24
You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys' greatest...
Rush Hour 2 Where you going BathroomWell hurry back man because we're gonna partyParty - Rush Hour 2 00:08
Where you going BathroomWell hurry back man because...
Rush Hour 2 Oh whoa Don't stop till you get enoughI feel the forceCarter Come onCome on CarterCome on Lee CarterCome on Come on CarterCARTER Come onI'll be right backI'll be right back - Rush Hour 2 00:22
Oh whoa Don't stop till you get enoughI feel the...
Rush Hour 2 These men are Triads the most deadly gang in ChinaYou think that scare meI'm from Los Angeles We invented gangs - Rush Hour 2 00:09
These men are Triads the most deadly gang in ChinaYou think...
Rush Hour 2 In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson You are TotoYou mean Tito Toto is what we ate last night for dinner - Rush Hour 2 00:07
In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson You are TotoYou mean...
Rush Hour 2 What did I just say? - Rush Hour 2 00:30
What did I just say?
Rush Hour 2 Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm saying. - Rush Hour 2 00:28
Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what...
Rush Hour 2 I'm sorry You're sorryI got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my assall you gotta say to me is you sorry - Rush Hour 2 00:09
I'm sorry You're sorryI got somebody's old...
Rush Hour 2 Just follow my lead Act like a touristI am a tourist fool - Rush Hour 2 00:06
Just follow my lead Act like a touristI am a tourist fool
Rush Hour 2 CARTER That's Ricky TanThat's a midget in a bathrobe - Rush Hour 2 00:05
CARTER That's Ricky TanThat's a midget in a...
Rush Hour 2 I'm sick of your bullshit I'm sick of youI'm not the one running up in karaoke bars full of gangstersI'm not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords - Rush Hour 2 00:10
I'm sick of your bullshit I'm sick of youI'm...
Rush Hour 2 You will never understand meYou right I didn't even understand what you just said to me right then - Rush Hour 2 00:07
You will never understand meYou right I didn't even...
Rush Hour 2 All he wanted was some mu shu - Rush Hour 2 00:05
All he wanted was some mu shu
Rush Hour 2 They don't like tourists in here - Rush Hour 2 00:19
They don't like tourists in here
Rush Hour 2 I laced the track you locked the flow - Rush Hour 2 00:04
I laced the track you locked the flow
Rush Hour 2 Carter Who died LeeYou Detective YuNot Yu youWho YouWhoDo you understand the words that are coming out of my mouthDon't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth man - Rush Hour 2 00:17
Carter Who died LeeYou Detective YuNot Yu youWho YouWhoDo...
Rush Hour 2 Escort Detective Carter to the airport NoI'll take himGet your hands off - Rush Hour 2 00:09
Escort Detective Carter to the airport NoI'll take...
Rush Hour 2 Maybe but not like Asians We never panicYeah right When Godzilla's coming y'all be tripping - Rush Hour 2 00:08
Maybe but not like Asians We never panicYeah right When...