Jackie Gleason quotes in movies

The Hustler 00:11

Got any straight pool shooters here

The Hustler 00:57

California Is your name Felson Eddie Felson

The Hustler 00:29

Fats let's you and I shoot a game of straight pool

The Hustler 01:34

You break

The Hustler 00:18

Your shot

The Hustler 00:13

You don't leave much when you miss do you

The Hustler 00:12

Fats I got about 200 here You can't run out on me

The Hustler 00:09

Shoot pool Fast Eddie

The Hustler 00:51

What if I don't pay you

Requiem for a Heavyweight 00:07

I figure you owe me

Requiem for a Heavyweight 00:06

You think when you put clothes on an ape you make him a...

Requiem for a Heavyweight 01:05

You want to help him

Requiem for a Heavyweight 00:16

It didn't bother you last week

Requiem for a Heavyweight 00:09

You're not a winner anymore

Skidoo 00:14

Who's your tailor Sittin' Bull Once more man

Skidoo 00:08

It's okay Violence is the sign language of the...

Skidoo 00:16

Of course Stash is only interested in nothing

Skidoo 00:08

God summons you Tonight

Skidoo 00:22

God has a little job for you Tony

Skidoo 00:08

Nobody can be arrested tried and sentenced that fast...

Skidoo 00:04

Darlene is goin' to Vassar next year

Skidoo 00:11

I'm a recidivist

Skidoo 00:05

The only kid in the cell block with his own personal...

Skidoo 00:04

My car's in the garage

Skidoo 00:10

She's got my ears She's got my ears

Skidoo 00:21

Sorry Tony It was just one of them things

Skidoo 00:12

Hello Hello I can't hear ya

Skidoo 00:05

Sorry we can't take you You're too heavy

Skidoo 00:05

Doesn't anybody around here know where God is Skidoo...

Don't Drink the Water 00:04

Too much faith I guess Faith

Don't Drink the Water 00:10

There he is

Don't Drink the Water 00:05

Pity we lost the camera on the plane

Don't Drink the Water 00:09

Don't say self defense

Don't Drink the Water 00:17

Here they are They're here

The Toy 00:36

You're uh very strong for a little lady

The Toy 00:12

I only have the boy for one week a year

The Toy 00:10

I want him to understand that money means never saying...

The Toy 00:08

Two five All right but for that kind of money

The Toy 00:11

Two seven Two five is my top

The Toy 00:10

He bought a black man

The Toy 00:10

Heaven forbid You just tell him no you ass

The Toy 00:19

Truth has nothing to do with reality

The Toy 00:07

I said take your pants down Right here Right now

The Toy 00:14

These Democrats don't normally support us in the open

The Toy 00:06

Fair weather friend bastard I thought I told you to dance

The Toy 00:05

Are you crazy Yes but trust me

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:08

Junior retirement is cat shit

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:14

He's dumb

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:10

Daddy my face is all white

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:14

You ever join the Klan Daddy

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:15

That is why you got to have a sixth sense

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:18

Daddy you mean I won't be

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:07

Follow that sumbitch Yes sir You're the boss

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:12

What's wrong Sheriff

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:11

You wanna stay Sheriff you'll have to take your clothes...

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:10

Give me the good old days

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:17

I got you

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:08

I'd like to kick your ass

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:12

Would you get away from me you shit

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 01:03

I got you

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:17

I said it before and I'll say it again

The Sting II 00:05

Don't you ever call me a hustler

Nothing in Common 00:45

I lost my lines

Nothing in Common 00:30

You know that's something we always had in common

Nothing in Common 00:14

Your best friend is your dick

Nothing in Common 00:12

Oh come on I could have been a great doctor

Nothing in Common 00:09

You're the last person I thought would ever come...