Clips with Jackie Gleason

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Daddy my face is all white - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:10 Daddy my face is all white Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 I got you - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:17 I got you Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 What's wrong Sheriff - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:12 What's wrong Sheriff Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Follow that sumbitch Yes sir You're the boss - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:07 Follow that sumbitch Yes sir You're the boss Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 You wanna stay Sheriff you'll have to take your clothes off - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:11 You wanna stay Sheriff you'll have to take your clothes... Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 I said it before and I'll say it again - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:17 I said it before and I'll say it again Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 I'd like to kick your ass - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:08 I'd like to kick your ass Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Would you get away from me you shit - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:12 Would you get away from me you shit Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Junior retirement is cat shit - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:08 Junior retirement is cat shit Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 He's dumb - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:14 He's dumb Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Give me the good old days - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:10 Give me the good old days Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Daddy you mean I won't be - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:18 Daddy you mean I won't be Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 That is why you got to have a sixth sense - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:15 That is why you got to have a sixth sense Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 You ever join the Klan Daddy - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 00:14 You ever join the Klan Daddy Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 I got you - Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 01:03 I got you The Hustler Got any straight pool shooters here - The Hustler 00:11 Got any straight pool shooters here The Hustler California Is your name Felson Eddie Felson - The Hustler 00:57 California Is your name Felson Eddie Felson The Hustler Fats I got about 200 here You can't run out on me - The Hustler 00:12 Fats I got about 200 here You can't run out on me The Hustler What if I don't pay you - The Hustler 00:51 What if I don't pay you The Hustler Big John do you think this boy is a hustler - The Hustler 00:08 Big John do you think this boy is a hustler The Hustler You don't leave much when you miss do you - The Hustler 00:13 You don't leave much when you miss do you The Hustler Do you like to gamble Gamble money on pool games - The Hustler 00:07 Do you like to gamble Gamble money on pool games The Sting II Don't you ever call me a hustler - The Sting II 00:05 Don't you ever call me a hustler Don't Drink the Water There he is - Don't Drink the Water 00:10 There he is Don't Drink the Water Here they are They're here - Don't Drink the Water 00:17 Here they are They're here Don't Drink the Water Don't say self defense - Don't Drink the Water 00:09 Don't say self defense Don't Drink the Water Pity we lost the camera on the plane - Don't Drink the Water 00:05 Pity we lost the camera on the plane Don't Drink the Water Too much faith I guess Faith - Don't Drink the Water 00:04 Too much faith I guess Faith Skidoo It's okay Violence is the sign language of the inarticulate - Skidoo 00:08 It's okay Violence is the sign language of the... Skidoo Sorry Tony It was just one of them things - Skidoo 00:21 Sorry Tony It was just one of them things Skidoo She's got my ears She's got my ears - Skidoo 00:10 She's got my ears She's got my ears Skidoo I'm a recidivist - Skidoo 00:11 I'm a recidivist Skidoo The only kid in the cell block with his own personal stationery - Skidoo 00:05 The only kid in the cell block with his own personal... Skidoo Who's your tailor Sittin' Bull Once more man - Skidoo 00:14 Who's your tailor Sittin' Bull Once more man Skidoo Of course Stash is only interested in nothing - Skidoo 00:16 Of course Stash is only interested in nothing Skidoo Sorry we can't take you You're too heavy - Skidoo 00:05 Sorry we can't take you You're too heavy Skidoo My car's in the garage - Skidoo 00:04 My car's in the garage Skidoo Darlene is goin' to Vassar next year - Skidoo 00:04 Darlene is goin' to Vassar next year Skidoo Hello Hello I can't hear ya - Skidoo 00:12 Hello Hello I can't hear ya Skidoo God summons you Tonight - Skidoo 00:08 God summons you Tonight Skidoo Nobody can be arrested tried and sentenced that fast It's impossible - Skidoo 00:08 Nobody can be arrested tried and sentenced that fast... Skidoo God has a little job for you Tony - Skidoo 00:22 God has a little job for you Tony Skidoo Doesn't anybody around here know where God is Skidoo skidoo - Skidoo 00:05 Doesn't anybody around here know where God is Skidoo... Nothing in Common You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me - Nothing in Common 00:09 You're the last person I thought would ever come... Nothing in Common Your best friend is your dick - Nothing in Common 00:14 Your best friend is your dick Nothing in Common You know that's something we always had in common - Nothing in Common 00:30 You know that's something we always had in common Nothing in Common I lost my lines - Nothing in Common 00:45 I lost my lines Nothing in Common Oh come on I could have been a great doctor - Nothing in Common 00:12 Oh come on I could have been a great doctor The Toy He bought a black man - The Toy 00:10 He bought a black man The Toy I only have the boy for one week a year - The Toy 00:12 I only have the boy for one week a year The Toy Are you crazy Yes but trust me - The Toy 00:05 Are you crazy Yes but trust me The Toy I said take your pants down Right here Right now - The Toy 00:07 I said take your pants down Right here Right now The Toy You're uh very strong for a little lady - The Toy 00:36 You're uh very strong for a little lady The Toy Two five All right but for that kind of money - The Toy 00:08 Two five All right but for that kind of money The Toy Are you crazy Yes but trust me - The Toy 00:05 Are you crazy Yes but trust me The Toy I want him to understand that money means never saying you're sorry - The Toy 00:10 I want him to understand that money means never saying... The Toy Truth has nothing to do with reality - The Toy 00:19 Truth has nothing to do with reality The Toy Two seven Two five is my top - The Toy 00:11 Two seven Two five is my top The Toy These Democrats don't normally support us in the open - The Toy 00:14 These Democrats don't normally support us in the open The Toy Fair weather friend bastard I thought I told you to dance - The Toy 00:06 Fair weather friend bastard I thought I told you to dance The Toy Heaven forbid You just tell him no you ass - The Toy 00:10 Heaven forbid You just tell him no you ass