Clips with Jacob Zelonky

The Prom We have come to show this community - The Prom 00:09
We have come to show this community
The Prom You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on every night at 9:00 after-- - The Prom 00:08
You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on ever...
The Prom A distraction is momentary An escape helps you heal - The Prom 00:06
A distraction is momentary An escape helps you heal
The Prom -…on Eddie Sharpe. -[gasps] - The Prom 00:06
-…on Eddie Sharpe. -[gasps]
The Prom Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00 - The Prom 00:08
Dee Dee has got you booked on Eddie Sharpe tomorrow at 8:00
Marriage Story As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., - Marriage Story 00:09
As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m.,
Marriage Story Toilet flushes Even though I'm 64and have a dead gay husbandI manage to get up every daylive my life and feel pretty good about myself - Marriage Story 00:12
Toilet flushes Even though I'm 64and have a dead gay...
Marriage Story Where do you want to live now dollWellI'm here now obviously snifflesI don't know if the show will get picked up butit feels like homeIt is homeIt's the only home I've ever known without CharlieYou want to stay hereCharlie's not going to want that HeHe - Marriage Story 00:29
Where do you want to live now dollWellI'm here now...
Marriage Story I didn't ever really come alive for myselfI was just feeding his aliveness - Marriage Story 00:06
I didn't ever really come alive for myselfI was just...
Marriage Story Listen if we start from a place of reasonableand they start from a place of crazywhen we settle we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy - Marriage Story 00:11
Listen if we start from a place of reasonableand they start...
Marriage Story Ted You know what people say Criminal lawyers see bad people at their bestdivorce lawyers see good people at their worst - Marriage Story 00:07
Ted You know what people say Criminal lawyers see bad people...
Marriage Story So Charlie what you're going through nowis going to be horrible but it will be overThanks FrankAnother thing YeahFuck as many people as you can right nowWomen menTake what I said seriously You might need help wrapping gauze - Marriage Story 00:21
So Charlie what you're going through nowis going to be...
Marriage Story Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever doIt's like a death without a body - Marriage Story 00:09
Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things...
Marriage Story And keep in mind you'll have to pay for her lawyerOh I didn'tWhat Bert Well at least part of herIt doesn't make sense does itI mean you're doing this because you love your kidAnd in doing so you're draining money from your kid's education - Marriage Story 00:20
And keep in mind you'll have to pay for her lawyerOh I...
Marriage Story Will we go to courtNo no we don't want to go to courtThe courts in California are a disasterNo that's just how we have to think about itI'm not sure these are my glassesWhere are you living while you're hereI'm in a hotel right nowNo a hotel doesn't look - Marriage Story 00:24
Will we go to courtNo no we don't want to go to...
Marriage Story Bert I want you to know that eventually this will all be overand whatever we win or loseit'll be the two of you having to figure this out together - Marriage Story 00:10
Bert I want you to know that eventually this will all be...
Marriage Story Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, - Marriage Story 00:10
Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel,
Marriage Story We didn't have a deal It was something we discussedCharlie ButSo it's a deal when it's something you wantand a discussion when Nicole wants it - Marriage Story 00:11
We didn't have a deal It was something we...
Marriage Story You know what this is likeThis is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser she's going to RomeDo you know this I don'tThis woman is at her hairdresser and she saysI'm going to Rome on holidayAnd he says Oh really What what airline are you - Marriage Story 00:41
You know what this is likeThis is like that joke about the...
Marriage Story Nora I like how you refer to Charlie's theateras a ramshackle downtown dumpwhen you're arguing custodybut when you want more moneyhe's a big rich genius Broadway directorYou can't have it both ways - Marriage Story 00:15
Nora I like how you refer to Charlie's theateras a...
Marriage Story Anyway shall we try thisOkaychucklesI don't know how to startDo you understand why I want to stay in LANoWell That's notCharlie that's not a useful way for us to startI don't understand itYou don't remember promising that we could do time hereWe discussed - Marriage Story 00:50
Anyway shall we try thisOkaychucklesI don't know how to...
Marriage Story I mean I was your wife You should've considered my happiness tooCome on you were happy You've just decided you weren't now - Marriage Story 00:09
I mean I was your wife You should've considered my...
Marriage Story You shouldn't have fired BertI needed my own asshole - Marriage Story 00:05
You shouldn't have fired BertI needed my own asshole
Marriage Story You're being so much like your fatherDo not compare me to my fatherI didn't compare you to him I said you were acting like himYou're exactly like your motherEverything you were complaining about her you're doing You're suffocating HenryFirst of all I love - Marriage Story 00:31
You're being so much like your fatherDo not compare me...
Marriage Story You'll never be happy in LA or anywhereYou'll think you found some better opposite guy than meand in a few years you'll rebel against himbecause you need to have your voice but you don't want a voiceYou just want to fucking complain about not having a - Marriage Story 00:15
You'll never be happy in LA or anywhereYou'll...
Marriage Story You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategyFine but you and I both know you chose this lifeYou wanted it until you didn'tYou used me so you could get out of LAI didn't use youYou did and then you blamed me for itYou always - Marriage Story 00:22
You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a...
Marriage Story You don't want a voice - Marriage Story 00:05
You don't want a voice
Marriage Story You shouldn't be upset that I fucked herYou should be upset that I had a laugh with her - Marriage Story 00:06
You shouldn't be upset that I fucked herYou should be...
Marriage Story You're so merged with your own selfishnessyou don't even identify it as selfishness anymore - Marriage Story 00:09
You're so merged with your own selfishnessyou...
Marriage Story You're such a dickEvery day I wake up and I hope you're deadDead like if I could guarantee Henry would be okayI'd hope you'd get an illness and then get hit by a car and die - Marriage Story 00:14
You're such a dickEvery day I wake up and I hope...
Marriage Story People don't accept mothers who drink too much wineand yell at their child and call him an assholeI get it I do it tooWe can accept an imperfect dadLet's face it the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years agoBefore that fathers were - Marriage Story 01:15
People don't accept mothers who drink too much wineand...
Marriage Story Henry Dad are you okayYeah I'm just tiredexhalesliquid poursHenry Dad did she like usYeah she thought we were great - Marriage Story 00:29
Henry Dad are you okayYeah I'm just tiredexhalesliquid...
Marriage Story -Hey, how'd it go? - Marriage Story 00:39
-Hey, how'd it go?
Marriage Story I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw himthoughtful music playingAnd I'll never stop loving himeven though it doesn't make sense anymore - Marriage Story 00:33
I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw...