Clips with Jake Gyllenhaal

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Demolition I just dismantled a 2 000 cappuccino machine - Demolition 00:21
I just dismantled a 2 000 cappuccino machine
Demolition Fuck him - Demolition 00:04
Fuck him
Demolition I can't have sex with you - Demolition 00:36
I can't have sex with you
Demolition You must be Chris - Demolition 00:39
You must be Chris
Demolition Not sure how to tell you this - Demolition 00:27
Not sure how to tell you this
Demolition You are one fucked up kid - Demolition 00:09
You are one fucked up kid
Demolition Lost my train of thought - Demolition 00:25
Lost my train of thought
Demolition Why you buying all this shit - Demolition 00:28
Why you buying all this shit
Demolition What about the boys at school - Demolition 00:38
What about the boys at school
Demolition I'm taking apart my marriage - Demolition 00:06
I'm taking apart my marriage
Demolition Who the fuck drives a station wagon - Demolition 00:07
Who the fuck drives a station wagon
Demolition For one more minute with our daughter - Demolition 00:20
For one more minute with our daughter
Prisoners I'm gonna find your daughter - Prisoners 00:04
I'm gonna find your daughter
Prisoners My son already told you that the guy was inside the RV just watching them rightWe haven't found any physical evidence inside the RVOr his aunt's house where he livesNothing LOKI Alex Jonesunfortunately has the I Q of a 10 year oldThere's no way someone - Prisoners 01:58
My son already told you that the guy was inside the RV just...
Prisoners He stays in custody until my daughter's found rightRightWe have a 48 hour hold on him unless we bring chargesWell charge him with something Charge himMr Dover I understand what you're Two girls have got to be worthwhatever rule you break to keep that - Prisoners 00:32
He stays in custody until my daughter's found...
Prisoners Why aren't you sending someone to arrest this guyTell Detective Loki what you just told me and he'll definitely look into itGo aheadThat asshole you promised me you'd keep in custody right And you didn'tWhen I grabbed him in the parking lot he said right - Prisoners 01:04
Why aren't you sending someone to arrest this guyTell...
Prisoners There's a bag of lye in your basement that's half emptyYour wife thinks you've been helping usbut we both know that's not trueI used the lye to bury our dog last yearAnd helping the cops sounds better than I've been driving aimlessly in my truckbecause I - Prisoners 02:14
There's a bag of lye in your basement that's half...
Prisoners LOKI Do me a favor captain Go fuck yourself - Prisoners 00:05
LOKI Do me a favor captain Go fuck yourself
Prisoners Tell me what you're drawing - Prisoners 00:04
Tell me what you're drawing
Prisoners I know where you're going - Prisoners 00:04
I know where you're going
Southpaw When I was When I was 12 years oldthere was this little girlShe was skinnyShe had ratty hairShe had been through itShe stuck with mewhen I was uh um was incarcerateda couple timesAnd I knew she was thereI wouldn't be here without my wife Maureen - Southpaw 00:25
When I was When I was 12 years oldthere was this little...
Southpaw Hey I don't know what to do - Southpaw 00:04
Hey I don't know what to do
Southpaw Whoa Are you on drugsAre you intoxicatedI'm good man I'm straight - Southpaw 00:09
Whoa Are you on drugsAre you intoxicatedI'm good man...
Southpaw You on any form of medication I took some AdvilYou're gonna write that downHe took some AdvilHe can't see his kid - Southpaw 00:12
You on any form of medication I took some AdvilYou're...
Southpaw Go after the test But I'm asking youbecause we're about to see Leilaso I want to know what kind of shape you're inI'm a fuckin' mess - Southpaw 00:13
Go after the test But I'm asking youbecause we're...
Southpaw If I see my daughter I'll feel a lot better all right - Southpaw 00:08
If I see my daughter I'll feel a lot better all right
Southpaw What are you try to ask me What happenedI don't fucking I just told youWhat did you doWhy you keep asking me that questionWhat happened I just told you what happenedWhy I can't tell you whyWhat do you mean whyNever mindYou can't even hear the question - Southpaw 00:19
What are you try to ask me What happenedI don't fucking...
Southpaw I mean - Southpaw 00:18
I mean
Southpaw I'm gonna introduce you to something that you never knew beforecalled defenseHey Ramone Yes CoachCome over here I have defenseStoppin' punches with your face that's not defense - Southpaw 00:15
I'm gonna introduce you to something that you never...
Southpaw You know what Hoppy told meHmm You're a dream crusherUhit's like it's like whenone of them one of them them games they playI'm the Dream CrusherThat's like you knowcrazy stuff rightSo maybe I'm supposed to learn how not to be a dream crusherYou know what - Southpaw 00:38
You know what Hoppy told meHmm You're a dream...
End of Watch You've broken the lawI did not write the lawI may even disagree with the lawBut I will enforce itNo matter how you plead cajole beg or attempt to stir my sympathiesnothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with grey barsIf you run away - End of Watch 01:05
You've broken the lawI did not write the lawI may even...
End of Watch This is my day jobSome of you might know me as BrianOr TaylorBut here I am Police Officer Two Brian TaylorThis is where the forces of good prepare to fight to forces of evilThis is my partner Officer ZavalaI'm in my chonesI know come onNo no I'm in my - End of Watch 00:48
This is my day jobSome of you might know me as BrianOr...
End of Watch Don't swearI have to edit that out when you swearOh fuck - End of Watch 00:07
Don't swearI have to edit that out when you swearOh...
End of Watch Listen you know they can subpoena that shit if something goes sideways rightThink twiceTwo wordsErase button - End of Watch 00:08
Listen you know they can subpoena that shit if something...
End of Watch Shut your fucking if you touch me I will kill youStay where you areI don't give a fuck about both you motherfuckersI'm ready to die todayFuck y'allThis can go several ways right nowIt is all about your attitudeFuck youI got my mailI helped himI helped him - End of Watch 00:42
Shut your fucking if you touch me I will kill youStay where...
End of Watch That's what happens when you fuck with the police - End of Watch 00:06
That's what happens when you fuck with the police
End of Watch Curbside likes these vehicles because they blend in you can put a lot of people in themThis door slides back and the gang members open fire - End of Watch 00:10
Curbside likes these vehicles because they blend in you can...
End of Watch It's been two hours we're still waiting for the detectives to release the scene so we can go back on patrolComfortable footwearPolicing is all about comfortable footwear - End of Watch 00:09
It's been two hours we're still waiting for the...
End of Watch You should marry one of my cousinsIf they're anything like you I wouldn't be able to stand a fucking hour with them - End of Watch 00:07
You should marry one of my cousinsIf they're anything...
End of Watch It's so funny to textWho are you textingThat same bitchDude yeahShe's smartShe's like the first girl I can have a conversation withYou know she has a Master of Science in Fluid HydraulicsFluid HydraulicsYesI wouldn't brag about thatThat she has a master's - End of Watch 01:36
It's so funny to textWho are you textingThat same...
End of Watch I want somebody to talk toNot just sleep withDo you fucking understand what I'm sayingOhYeahJesus dudeWhite people get hung up on this fucking soul mate bullshitJust hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids - End of Watch 00:18
I want somebody to talk toNot just sleep withDo you fucking...
End of Watch What are we looking for againAll the food groups dope money and guns - End of Watch 00:06
What are we looking for againAll the food groups dope money...
End of Watch Van Hauser wants to file a complaint on you TaylorThe USS Van HauserLAPD's stealthiest submarine only surfaces at the end of watch - End of Watch 00:09
Van Hauser wants to file a complaint on you TaylorThe USS...
End of Watch X twenty five shows code six with x thirteenThirteen x two five rogerYou okTransport this son of a bitchNo problemCheck out this motherfucker's burnerHoly shitHe's got more bling than the old lady's wedding ringA cellYou don't have any holes in youI'm - End of Watch 00:47
X twenty five shows code six with x thirteenThirteen x two...
End of Watch This is the lifeblood of our organizationPaperwork - End of Watch 00:06
This is the lifeblood of our organizationPaperwork
End of Watch Why do you get nervousWomen want him men want to be him manHe's justYeah I knowBut you want himI'm not gay but I'd go down on him if he askedSometimes I don't know when you're kiddingAnd I have to know when you're kiddingI'm not kiddingI gotta know when - End of Watch 00:18
Why do you get nervousWomen want him men want to be him...
End of Watch You feel like a heroWhatYou feel like a heroNoYeah me neitherWhat's a hero feel likeI don't knowDid I tell you that me and Gabby got into a huge fight over the fireNope you didn't tell me thatShe's like you could have died for someone else's kid when ours - End of Watch 01:18
You feel like a heroWhatYou feel like a heroNoYeah me...
End of Watch I don't want to cause any trouble here but we just fucking we rolled up here I don't know what's going onThis is the second cowboy like this we've run into in a weekWatch out for these guysThey operate by a different set of rulesI know I'm just a ghetto - End of Watch 00:46
I don't want to cause any trouble here but we just...
End of Watch How'd you know you were going to marry GabbyShe told meI was just some stoner working at my uncle's muffler shop and one day she grabbed me by the shouldersand said we're getting married and you're joining the department'because you can make a lot of - End of Watch 01:17
How'd you know you were going to marry GabbyShe told...
End of Watch Who is thatTaylor and ZavalaThirteen x ray thirteen send me an airship to set up a perimeterOh shitWould you call for a rescueDo not moveWhat did he look likeWhere'd he goNorthbound through the housesHispanic male blue checkered shirtZerohead he's a - End of Watch 00:29
Who is thatTaylor and ZavalaThirteen x ray thirteen send me...
End of Watch Why didn't you shoot that son of a bitchYou had him dead to rightsI just didn't feel like killing anyone tonight SargeYou feel like writing this upBrass is going to want clean paper make sure all the logs matchSarge did you see thatVan H had a fucking - End of Watch 00:52
Why didn't you shoot that son of a bitchYou had him...
End of Watch Not every call's a foot pursuit or a car chaseSome guys at other agencies have never even drawn their weapon or been in a gunfightYeah but here that's just half your shiftIn the south endwe'll get involved in more capers in one deployment period than most - End of Watch 00:16
Not every call's a foot pursuit or a car chaseSome guys...
End of Watch Never fall asleep in a room full of cops - End of Watch 00:04
Never fall asleep in a room full of cops
End of Watch We can t hold them offWe ve got to lay down a base of fire and pivotWhat the fuck does that meanWe re shooting our way out of here - End of Watch 00:07
We can t hold them offWe ve got to lay down a base of fire...
End of Watch I think we killed that guyGood - End of Watch 00:05
I think we killed that guyGood
End of Watch I don t want to die hereYou re not going to die hereGod loves copsI fucked upI fucked upDon t tell Janet I fucked upI m going to stay right hereIt s OKIt s OK to do itIt s OK to do it right nowI fucking love you broOfficer downI need some fucking helpI - End of Watch 01:11
I don t want to die hereYou re not going to die hereGod...
End of Watch He was my brother - End of Watch 00:04
He was my brother
Everest SIT DOWN MAN ACCLIMATIZE - Everest 00:05
SIT DOWN MAN ACCLIMATIZE
Everest YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MANIT'S NOT THE ALTITUDE IT'S THE ATTITUDE - Everest 00:07
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MANIT'S NOT THE ALTITUDE...
Road House So listen I own a roadhouseOut in the Florida KeysDalton A roadhouse huhHemingway used to drink thereYou know Ernest HemingwayGood for you - Road House 00:14
So listen I own a roadhouseOut in the Florida KeysDalton A...
Road House Look at least let me text you my numberI don't have a phone soWell hold onI'll write it down on a pen and paper just like our ancestors did - Road House 00:09
Look at least let me text you my numberI don't have a...
Road House Who the fuck are you Mr SmileyMr Smiley YeahYou've had this idiot grin since I walked inSo are you happyAre you stupidOr get punched in the face too many timesHonestly it's probably the punching thing - Road House 00:17
Who the fuck are you Mr SmileyMr Smiley YeahYou've had...
Road House I just wanted to get you outsideso I could ask you and your friends respectfullyto leave the premisesOh we'll leaveAfter I fucking kill youDalton SureUh before we startdo you have insuranceWhatLike you have medical insuranceYour coverage good Like you - Road House 00:35
I just wanted to get you outsideso I could ask you and your...
Road House You don't have to lose you're gonna lose in front of all your friendsIn front ofthugs laughingOh they're not here to just watchOh well that's hardly fairLife's not fair gruntsI just slapped you Are you all right Shit What - Road House 00:16
You don't have to lose you're gonna lose in front...
Road House Not gonna lie I was kinda worried you came here to return Fred the TreeWhy would I do thatHow else am I supposed to learn about the Keys' famous six toed catsGood point - Road House 00:11
Not gonna lie I was kinda worried you came here to return...
Road House Won't find the bodyCrocs hide their foodI didn't know thatThat's why no one believed me about ShantsieMy dogDamn croc got him too - Road House 00:20
Won't find the bodyCrocs hide their foodI didn't...
Road House HeyGet in the car Boss wants to have a word with youWho's your bossBrandtBrandtYeah Ben BrandtAnd he's waiting So you're gonna get in the car or notI don't think so Hey stop StopYou did see that I have a fucking gun rightYeah You made a pretty big point - Road House 00:49
HeyGet in the car Boss wants to have a word with...
Road House Wait You don't have to do thisOh sighsI wish I didn'tBut I'm angryIt takes a lot to get me angry but when I amI just can't let go I wish I couldbut your boss and Brandt really pissed me off - Road House 00:20
Wait You don't have to do thisOh sighsI wish I...
Road House I'll tell 'em it was youOh okayYou know what thoughThere's a real possibility you won't remember any of this anywayWait wait whatWhen you've been fighting as long as I haveyou know the power of a concussionWait A real whack can really knockthe short term - Road House 00:32
I'll tell 'em it was youOh okayYou know what...
Road House Fucking fishing spear - Road House 00:03
Fucking fishing spear