Clips with Jake Weber

Meet Joe Black The truth is joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as death and taxesDeath and taxes YesDeath and taxes YesWhat an odd pairing It's just a saying Mr Black - Meet Joe Black 00:15
The truth is joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain...
Meet Joe Black Who would have believed itYou an I R S AgentDeath and taxes - Meet Joe Black 00:13
Who would have believed itYou an I R S AgentDeath and taxes
Pushing Tin So Mary do you have children No I don't - Pushing Tin 00:15
So Mary do you have children No I don't
Pushing Tin I told Russell - Pushing Tin 00:38
I told Russell
U 571 Do what you can Yes sir - U 571 00:34
Do what you can Yes sir
U 571 All right Listen up - U 571 00:36
All right Listen up
U 571 If you can't take out that destroyer - U 571 00:37
If you can't take out that destroyer
Wendigo Anyway Stefan's going to stick to the prenup - Wendigo 00:06
Anyway Stefan's going to stick to the prenup
Dawn of the Dead Officer sir you do not wanna go that wayWhat's that wayIt's pretty badWhat about Fort Pastor Maybe if you had wingsThe road's thick with those motherfuckers that wayHow do you know We just triedCome onBack when there was eight of usWe're going to the mall - Dawn of the Dead 00:30
Officer sir you do not wanna go that wayWhat's that...
Dawn of the Dead His arm Those things are down thereWell these are all your problems not mineIf I put my foot up your ass would that be your problem - Dawn of the Dead 00:11
His arm Those things are down thereWell these are all your...
Dawn of the Dead So what's the plan? - Dawn of the Dead 00:32
So what's the plan?
Dawn of the Dead What's he pointing at? - Dawn of the Dead 00:14
What's he pointing at?
Dawn of the Dead Hey my man You know I hear you talking a lotYou know you're always saying somethingWho the fuck are you that we should listen huhWhat are you like in Special Ops You in the MarinesWhat the fuck do you doI sell televisions at Best BuyANDRE WowHey Officer - Dawn of the Dead 00:40
Hey my man You know I hear you talking a lotYou know...
Dawn of the Dead Help should be along soonLAUGHINGHelp Did you hear thatfrom the same jackass who told us to go to St VerbenaThe church downtown YeahThat's the first place I went Some dipshit on the radio said it was safe there - Dawn of the Dead 00:15
Help should be along soonLAUGHINGHelp Did you hear thatfrom...
Dawn of the Dead Well doneThanks Hey I'm sorryExcuse me When you two fellows are done blowing each othermaybe Davy Crockett can tell us the deal here - Dawn of the Dead 00:12
Well doneThanks Hey I'm sorryExcuse me When you two...
Dawn of the Dead Truck's not gonna make it to Fort PastorNo forget the truck That place is fucked man Bloodbath cityHow do you know We just came from thereIs everyone there dead Or dead ishIs everyone there deadYeah in the sense that they all sort offell down and then I - Dawn of the Dead 00:25
Truck's not gonna make it to Fort PastorNo forget the...
Dawn of the Dead Michael you can't do this What if I'm wrongYou've seen it happen before - Dawn of the Dead 00:06
Michael you can't do this What if I'm...
Dawn of the Dead KENNETH: Everybody calm down. - Dawn of the Dead 00:08
KENNETH: Everybody calm down.
Dawn of the Dead You come with me or you go back in that cellAll right I ain't going anywhere without a gun - Dawn of the Dead 00:14
You come with me or you go back in that cellAll right I...
Dawn of the Dead Are we ready to roll You coming with usNo you're coming with meI've done this before - Dawn of the Dead 00:09
Are we ready to roll You coming with usNo you're coming...
Dawn of the Dead Know how to use thatThis one's the dangerous end rightNow it is - Dawn of the Dead 00:12
Know how to use thatThis one's the dangerous end...
Dawn of the Dead What the fuck was that I just saw somethingYou didn't see shit Bart Shut the fuck upRUMBLINGRUMBLINGOh shit Here it comesPANTINGJesus ChristIt's a fucking dog Come here boyDOG WHIMPERINGAt least you know nothing's down here It would've eaten himSee I told - Dawn of the Dead 00:46
What the fuck was that I just saw somethingYou didn't...
Dawn of the Dead Jesus Christ! - Dawn of the Dead 00:25
Jesus Christ!
Dawn of the Dead Somebody should say something. - Dawn of the Dead 00:30
Somebody should say something.
Dawn of the Dead Excuse me not to shit on anyone's riff herebut let me just see if I grasp this concept okayYou're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttlesand reinforce them with some aluminum sidingand then just head on over to the gun storewhere we watch - Dawn of the Dead 00:49
Excuse me not to shit on anyone's riff herebut let me...
Dawn of the Dead It's not just about him starving, Steve. - Dawn of the Dead 00:51
It's not just about him starving, Steve.
Dawn of the Dead There's no point in arguing about thisWe need a solution We need to get some food over thereSTEVE Okay I have an idea We draw strawsand the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwichANA Could you be a bigger prickSTEVE I think so But you know that's - Dawn of the Dead 00:18
There's no point in arguing about thisWe need a...
Dawn of the Dead Whoa whoa Wait wait wait I'm sorry Why does he stay herewhile I go on the suicide mission to rescue Terry's already dead girlfriendFuck you man We don't know thatYou know what asshole Either way we gotta get over thereand get the guns and get out of this - Dawn of the Dead 00:17
Whoa whoa Wait wait wait I'm sorry Why does he stay...
Dawn of the Dead Steve don't fuck this upYeah Totally - Dawn of the Dead 00:05
Steve don't fuck this upYeah Totally
Dawn of the Dead C. J: All right. - Dawn of the Dead 00:10
C. J: All right.
Dawn of the Dead MICHAEL: Nicole, are you in there? - Dawn of the Dead 00:21
MICHAEL: Nicole, are you in there?
Dawn of the Dead Go! MICHAEL: Let's go! - Dawn of the Dead 00:07
Go! MICHAEL: Let's go!
Dawn of the Dead KENNETH: Move! - Dawn of the Dead 00:26
KENNETH: Move!
Dawn of the Dead Go! C. J: Move it, guys! - Dawn of the Dead 00:22
Go! C. J: Move it, guys!
Dawn of the Dead What the hell happened to you guys Give me the keysANA Prick WhatI'll deal with you later motherfucker - Dawn of the Dead 00:07
What the hell happened to you guys Give me the keysANA Prick...
Dawn of the Dead NICOLE: Come on, boy. Go. - Dawn of the Dead 00:31
NICOLE: Come on, boy. Go.
Dawn of the Dead There it is. - Dawn of the Dead 00:08
There it is.
Dawn of the Dead Okay, let's go. - Dawn of the Dead 00:26
Okay, let's go.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley You feelin' all right - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:12
You feelin' all right
The Haunting of Molly Hartley I'm not trying to control your life - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:14
I'm not trying to control your life
The Haunting of Molly Hartley Sweetie you are not crazy - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:14
Sweetie you are not crazy
The Haunting of Molly Hartley Good Your birthday's coming up What about a party - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:36
Good Your birthday's coming up What about a party
The Haunting of Molly Hartley She was here No - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:28
She was here No
The Haunting of Molly Hartley You knew all along - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:46
You knew all along
The Haunting of Molly Hartley I didn't believe - The Haunting of Molly Hartley 00:55
I didn't believe
The Following S02 • E07 You wanted to see us? - The Following 00:10
You wanted to see us?
The Following S02 • E07 Micah: Who among you - The Following 00:21
Micah: Who among you
The Following S02 • E07 [Laughs] - The Following 00:13
[Laughs]
White House Down Good morning Light day at the White House todayEagle will remain on the 18 acresHe has phone calls to the congressional leadershipFirst lady is back tonightEmpress is wheels down at 1845They're supposed to have dinner at the residence but you know how - White House Down 00:31
Good morning Light day at the White House todayEagle will...
Learning to Drive Come on in - Learning to Drive 00:08
Come on in
Learning to Drive Like you drove away - Learning to Drive 00:28
Like you drove away
Those Who Wish Me Dead What's obtuse mean Mmm - Those Who Wish Me Dead 00:09
What's obtuse mean Mmm
Those Who Wish Me Dead If you did the right thing then why are you so scared - Those Who Wish Me Dead 00:04
If you did the right thing then why are you so scared
Midway Layton how reliable are these estimates - Midway 00:37
Layton how reliable are these estimates