Jake Johnson quotes in movies

Jurassic World

00:16

Someone has to stay behind

Jurassic World

00:24

Man up and do something for once in your life

Jurassic World

00:33

Clean your workplace

Jurassic World

00:52

Did you close the deal

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:14

That's all

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:34

Is he in black and white

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:42

We've all been there

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:23

When will I know I'm ready

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:32

This could literally not get any weirder

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:07

With great power comes great

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:23

How many more Spider People are there

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:37

What did you say your name was

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:07

Watch this

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:46

That's fine

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:37

You have a goober

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:21

We taught him that

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:02

Why do you look like Peter Parker

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:09

You got any Spider Man tips you can tell me now

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:18

What are you doing

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:47

Go back outside

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:25

Don't watch the mouth

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:29

And it's a no on the cape

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:45

I gotta say

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:25

I am tired

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:20

How did you get here

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:22

You gotta unstick

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

02:14

So how do we retrace Peter's steps

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:46

I don't know why

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:10

We're the Spider

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:07

Are you a ghost

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:52

I got one of these

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

00:57

That's a no no

Spider Man: Into the Spider Verse

01:28

If we fire again this week

Safety Not Guaranteed

01:45

What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:14

It's all one long school year now

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:18

This is fucking intense

Safety Not Guaranteed

01:03

You never done coke or anything

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:29

Can I get a couple of interns

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:37

What makes you think there's something wrong with him

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:21

What kind of lasers

Safety Not Guaranteed

01:44

You went all rogue

Safety Not Guaranteed

02:36

What do you mean

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:40

So what'd he say

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:14

Are you guys racist

Safety Not Guaranteed

00:33

So here's what I'm thinking

21 Jump Street

00:23

Which one of you is Doug

Let's Be Cops

00:22

I got promoted to sergeant

Let's Be Cops

00:22

You promoted yourself

Let's Be Cops

00:11

That's what you GET

Let's Be Cops

00:13

Even the cops think we're cops