Clips with Jamie Kennedy

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Dead Poets Society You can't save Keating - Dead Poets Society 00:17
You can't save Keating
Dead Poets Society Gentlemen what are the four pillarsTradition honor discipline excellence - Dead Poets Society 00:13
Gentlemen what are the four pillarsTradition honor...
Dead Poets Society How was your summer Slick Keen - Dead Poets Society 00:05
How was your summer Slick Keen
Dead Poets Society Gentlemen what are the four pillarsTravesty horror decadence excrement - Dead Poets Society 00:10
Gentlemen what are the four pillarsTravesty horror decadence...
Dead Poets Society McAllister: Slow down, boys. - Dead Poets Society 00:22
McAllister: Slow down, boys.
Dead Poets Society O Captain my CaptainWho knows where that comes fromAnybodyNot a clueIt's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr Abraham LincolnNow in this class you can either call me Mr Keatingor if you're slightly more daring O Captain My Captain - Dead Poets Society 00:28
O Captain my CaptainWho knows where that comes...
Dead Poets Society I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weaklingI would go to the beachand people would kick copies of Byron in my face - Dead Poets Society 00:09
I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weaklingI...
Dead Poets Society Mr Pitts will you open your hymnal to page 542Read the first stanza of the poem you find thereTo the Virgins To Make Much of TimeYes that's the oneSomewhat appropriate isn't it - Dead Poets Society 00:19
Mr Pitts will you open your hymnal to page 542Read the first...
Dead Poets Society Seize the dayGather ye rosebuds while ye may - Dead Poets Society 00:08
Seize the dayGather ye rosebuds while ye may
Dead Poets Society Dorsia. - Dead Poets Society 00:12
Dorsia.
Dead Poets Society She's practically engagedTo Chet DanburryThe guy could eat a football Too bad - Dead Poets Society 00:10
She's practically engagedTo Chet DanburryThe guy could...
Dead Poets Society Too bad It's worse than too bad Pitts it's a tragedyA girl this beautiful in love with such a jerkAll the good ones go for jerks you know that - Dead Poets Society 00:11
Too bad It's worse than too bad Pitts it's a...
Dead Poets Society That wouldn't be a radio in your lap would it Mr PittsNo sir Science experimentRadar - Dead Poets Society 00:12
That wouldn't be a radio in your lap would it Mr...
Dead Poets Society Gentlemen, open your texts to Page 21 of the introduction. - Dead Poets Society 00:57
Gentlemen, open your texts to Page 21 of the introduction.
Dead Poets Society ExcrementThat's what I think of Mr J Evans PritchardWe're not laying pipe We're talking about poetryHow can you describe poetry like American BandstandI like Byron I give him a 42 but I can't dance to it - Dead Poets Society 00:19
ExcrementThat's what I think of Mr J Evans...
Dead Poets Society It's not the Bible You're not gonna go to hell for this - Dead Poets Society 00:05
It's not the Bible You're not gonna go to hell for...
Dead Poets Society This is a battle a warAnd the casualties could be your hearts and souls - Dead Poets Society 00:07
This is a battle a warAnd the casualties could be your...
Dead Poets Society No matter what anybody tells you words and ideas can change the world - Dead Poets Society 00:08
No matter what anybody tells you words and ideas can change...
Dead Poets Society We don't read and write poetry because it's cuteWe read and write poetry because we are members of the human raceAnd the human race is filled with passionAnd medicine law business engineering these are noble pursuitsand necessary to sustain lifeBut poetry - Dead Poets Society 01:15
We don't read and write poetry because it's cuteWe...
Dead Poets Society Free thinkers at 17 - Dead Poets Society 00:04
Free thinkers at 17
Dead Poets Society Show me the heart Unfettered by foolish dreamsAnd I'll show you a happy manBut only in their dreams Can men be truly free'Twas always thus And always thus will beTennyson No Keating - Dead Poets Society 00:19
Show me the heart Unfettered by foolish dreamsAnd I'll...
Dead Poets Society Hey, I found his senior annual in the library. - Dead Poets Society 00:29
Hey, I found his senior annual in the library.
Dead Poets Society I'll try anything once Except sex - Dead Poets Society 00:04
I'll try anything once Except sex
Dead Poets Society Come on Knox It'll help you get ChrisYeah HowWomen swoon Ha ha ha But why do they swoonCharlie tell me why they swoon Charlie - Dead Poets Society 00:14
Come on Knox It'll help you get ChrisYeah HowWomen...
Dead Poets Society What is it? - Dead Poets Society 00:26
What is it?
Dead Poets Society Keating said that everybody took turns readingand I don't want to do thatGosh you really have a problem with that don't youNo I don't have a problem Neil I justI don't want to do it okay All right - Dead Poets Society 00:20
Keating said that everybody took turns readingand I...
Dead Poets Society I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberatelyI wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of lifeI'll second thatTo put to rout all that was not lifeand not when I had come to die discover that I had not lived - Dead Poets Society 00:16
I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberatelyI...
Dead Poets Society Now language was developed for one endeavor and that isMr Anderson Come on are you a man or an amoebaMr PerryTo communicate No To woo women - Dead Poets Society 00:21
Now language was developed for one endeavor and that isMr...
Dead Poets Society Today we're gonna be talking about William ShakespeareOh God I knowA lot of you look forward to thisabout as much as you look forward to root canal workWe're gonna talk about Shakespeareas someone who writes something very interestingNow many of you have - Dead Poets Society 00:41
Today we're gonna be talking about William...
Dead Poets Society Boys you must strive to find your own voiceBecause the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at allThoreau said Most men lead lives of quiet desperationDon't be resigned to that Break out - Dead Poets Society 00:17
Boys you must strive to find your own voiceBecause the...
Dead Poets Society Don't just walk off the edge like lemmings look around you - Dead Poets Society 00:05
Don't just walk off the edge like lemmings look around...
Dead Poets Society Mr AndersonDon't think that I don't knowthat this assignment scares the hell out of you you mole - Dead Poets Society 00:09
Mr AndersonDon't think that I don't knowthat this...
Dead Poets Society For the first time in my whole life I know what I want to doAnd for the first time I'm gonna do itWhether my father wants me to or not Carpe diem - Dead Poets Society 00:11
For the first time in my whole life I know what I want to...
Dead Poets Society If I don't ask him at least I won't be disobeying him - Dead Poets Society 00:04
If I don't ask him at least I won't be disobeying...
Dead Poets Society What does that mean You're in the clubBeing in the club means being stirred up by thingsYou look about as stirred up as a cesspool - Dead Poets Society 00:09
What does that mean You're in the clubBeing in the club...
Dead Poets Society So you want me out No I want you inBut being in means you gotta do somethingnot just say you're in - Dead Poets Society 00:08
So you want me out No I want you inBut being in means you...
Dead Poets Society The point is that there's nothing you can do about itSo you can just butt out I can take care of myself just fineAll rightNoWhat do you mean no - Dead Poets Society 00:19
The point is that there's nothing you can do about itSo...
Dead Poets Society Mr Meeks time to inherit the earth - Dead Poets Society 00:04
Mr Meeks time to inherit the earth
Dead Poets Society Come on Charlie let it fill your soulTo indeed be a god - Dead Poets Society 00:08
Come on Charlie let it fill your soulTo indeed be a god
Dead Poets Society - "To Chris." - Who's Chris? - Dead Poets Society 00:44
- "To Chris." - Who's Chris?
Dead Poets Society The cat sat on the matCongratulations Mr HopkinsYou have the first poem to ever have a negative score on the Pritchard scale - Dead Poets Society 00:17
The cat sat on the matCongratulations Mr HopkinsYou have the...
Dead Poets Society We're not laughing at you we're laughing near you - Dead Poets Society 00:04
We're not laughing at you we're laughing near you
Dead Poets Society I soundmy barbaricyawkover the rooftops of the world - Dead Poets Society 00:21
I soundmy barbaricyawkover the rooftops of the world
Dead Poets Society There close your eyes Close your eyes close themNow describe what you seeI close my eyes YesAnd this image floats beside me A sweaty toothed madmanA sweaty toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brainoh that's excellent Now give him action Make him do - Dead Poets Society 00:58
There close your eyes Close your eyes close themNow describe...
Dead Poets Society Really Mine's got 30 Your parents collect pipesOh that's really interesting - Dead Poets Society 00:07
Really Mine's got 30 Your parents collect pipesOh...
Dead Poets Society Laughing crying tumbling mumblingGotta do more Gotta be moreChaos screaming chaos dreaming Gotta do more gotta be more - Dead Poets Society 00:16
Laughing crying tumbling mumblingGotta do more Gotta be...
Dead Poets Society I love the clarinet I hated itThe saxophoneThe saxophone is more sonorous - Dead Poets Society 00:11
I love the clarinet I hated itThe saxophoneThe saxophone is...
Dead Poets Society The point Charlieis uhYeah that she was thinking about meI've only met her once and already she's thinking about me - Dead Poets Society 00:19
The point Charlieis uhYeah that she was thinking about...
Dead Poets Society Now we all have a great need for acceptanceBut you must trust that your beliefs are unique your ownEven though others may think them odd or unpopularEven though the herd may go That's baa dRobert Frost said Two roads diverged in a wood and II took the one - Dead Poets Society 00:22
Now we all have a great need for acceptanceBut you must...
Dead Poets Society Exercising the right not to walk - Dead Poets Society 00:04
Exercising the right not to walk
Dead Poets Society Hey HeyWhat's going on NothingToday's my birthday Is today your birthdayHappy birthday ThanksWhat'd you get My parents gave me thisIsn't this the same deskYeah they gave me the same thing as last yearOh OhMaybe they thought you needed another oneMaybe - Dead Poets Society 01:46
Hey HeyWhat's going on NothingToday's my birthday...
Dead Poets Society Next time I see you you die - Dead Poets Society 00:04
Next time I see you you die
Dead Poets Society Me and Pitts are working on a hi fi systemIt shouldn't be that hard to put togetherYeah I might be going to YaleBut I might not - Dead Poets Society 00:16
Me and Pitts are working on a hi fi systemIt shouldn't...
Dead Poets Society Don't you guys miss having girls around hereYeah Yeah - Dead Poets Society 00:06
Don't you guys miss having girls around hereYeah Yeah
Dead Poets Society So what are you gonna doCharlie Damn it NeilThe name is Nuwanda - Dead Poets Society 00:10
So what are you gonna doCharlie Damn it NeilThe name is...
Dead Poets Society I thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourselfAt these boys' age Not on your life - Dead Poets Society 00:07
I thought the idea of education was to learn to think for...
Dead Poets Society Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone - Dead Poets Society 00:06
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on...
Dead Poets Society Sure there's a time for daring and there's a time for cautionAnd a wise man understands which is called for - Dead Poets Society 00:08
Sure there's a time for daring and there's a time...
Dead Poets Society Phone call from GodIf it had been collect it would have been daring - Dead Poets Society 00:08
Phone call from GodIf it had been collect it would have been...
Dead Poets Society I just talked to my fatherHe's making me quit the play at Henley HallActing's everything to me IBut he doesn't know heI can see his point We're not a rich family like Charlie'sAnd weBut he's planning the rest of my life for meand he's never asked me what - Dead Poets Society 01:39
I just talked to my fatherHe's making me quit the play...
Dead Poets Society Chris you can't be in hereIf they catch you we're gonna be in troubleCome on Oh but it's fineChrisIt's fine for you to come into my school and make a complete fool out of meI didn't mean to make a fool out of you Well you didChet found out and it took - Dead Poets Society 01:35
Chris you can't be in hereIf they catch you we're...
Dead Poets Society If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. - Dead Poets Society 00:35
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is...
Dead Poets Society Knox. - We'll be home about 11:30 still. - I know where he gets it. - Dead Poets Society 00:09
Knox. - We'll be home about 11:30 still. - I know where...
Dead Poets Society Ahem We're trying very hard to understand why it is that you insist on defying usWhatever the reason we're not gonna let you ruin your lifeTomorrow I'm withdrawing you from Weltonand enrolling you in Braden Military SchoolYou're going to Harvard and - Dead Poets Society 01:36
Ahem We're trying very hard to understand why it is...
Dead Poets Society What's going on guysYou finked didn't you CameronFinked I don't know what you're talking aboutYou told Nolan everything about the club is what I'm talking aboutLook in case you hadn't heard Daltonthere's something called an honor code at this school all - Dead Poets Society 01:56
What's going on guysYou finked didn't you...
Dead Poets Society McAllister: Grass is garment or herbal. - Dead Poets Society 00:13
McAllister: Grass is garment or herbal.
Dead Poets Society Read. "Understanding Poetry, by Dr. J. - Dead Poets Society 00:59
Read. "Understanding Poetry, by Dr. J.
Dead Poets Society Mr Keating they made everybody sign it QuietYou gotta believe me it's trueI do believe you Todd Leave Mr KeatingBut it wasn't his fault Sit downOne more outburst from you or anyone elseand you're out of this schoolLeave Mr Keating - Dead Poets Society 00:17
Mr Keating they made everybody sign it QuietYou gotta...
Romeo + Juliet I will back thee - Romeo + Juliet 00:51
I will back thee
Romeo + Juliet A pretty piece of flesh I am - Romeo + Juliet 00:05
A pretty piece of flesh I am