Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo quotes in movies

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Clips with Janeane Garofalo

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Mystery Men There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him - Mystery Men 00:10
There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him
Mystery Men Somebody do something We need him - Mystery Men 00:36
Somebody do something We need him
Mystery Men I'm like Saran Wrap - Mystery Men 00:34
I'm like Saran Wrap
Mystery Men Now I'm going back to graduate school That was the agreement - Mystery Men 00:06
Now I'm going back to graduate school That was the...
Mystery Men Dad this is the way it has to be - Mystery Men 00:10
Dad this is the way it has to be
Mystery Men Excuse me Could I say something I think we would all like this victory - Mystery Men 00:30
Excuse me Could I say something I think we would all like...
200 Cigarettes These matches are disappointing me - 200 Cigarettes 00:05
These matches are disappointing me
200 Cigarettes Because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men - 200 Cigarettes 00:15
Because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men
200 Cigarettes Uh I'm sensing a lot of hostility - 200 Cigarettes 00:36
Uh I'm sensing a lot of hostility
The Minus Man You like clowns yeah but i don't eat sausages - The Minus Man 00:12
You like clowns yeah but i don't eat sausages
The Minus Man How old are you - The Minus Man 00:14
How old are you
The Minus Man You know who that cat belongs to - The Minus Man 00:13
You know who that cat belongs to
The Minus Man You ever get to deliver the mail oh no - The Minus Man 00:14
You ever get to deliver the mail oh no
The Minus Man Do you want to get a beer with me after work - The Minus Man 00:46
Do you want to get a beer with me after work
The Minus Man It's even smaller than it looks - The Minus Man 00:27
It's even smaller than it looks
The Minus Man No this isn't small this is nice this cabin - The Minus Man 00:36
No this isn't small this is nice this cabin
The Minus Man How's the route going - The Minus Man 00:20
How's the route going
The Minus Man Are you in a good mood yeah i'm happy - The Minus Man 00:08
Are you in a good mood yeah i'm happy
The Minus Man You know why in the old days sailors and fishermen never learned how to swim - The Minus Man 00:24
You know why in the old days sailors and fishermen never...
The Minus Man I'm not comfortable swimming in the ocean - The Minus Man 00:22
I'm not comfortable swimming in the ocean
The Minus Man That's nice - The Minus Man 00:09
That's nice
The Minus Man Are you trying to avoid me - The Minus Man 00:44
Are you trying to avoid me
The Minus Man This is the guy they think poisoned all those people - The Minus Man 00:09
This is the guy they think poisoned all those people
The Minus Man I'd like to cook you dinner - The Minus Man 00:08
I'd like to cook you dinner
The Minus Man Once i was laying in the grass and a spider crawled in my ear - The Minus Man 00:20
Once i was laying in the grass and a spider crawled in my...
Wet Hot American Summer So you work at the camp - Wet Hot American Summer 00:08
So you work at the camp
Wet Hot American Summer Well we made it to the end of the summer in one piece - Wet Hot American Summer 00:07
Well we made it to the end of the summer in one piece
Wet Hot American Summer Andy Are you gonna clean that up - Wet Hot American Summer 00:17
Andy Are you gonna clean that up
Wet Hot American Summer Thank you Henry - Wet Hot American Summer 00:07
Thank you Henry
Wet Hot American Summer Beth I may regret saying this - Wet Hot American Summer 00:40
Beth I may regret saying this
Wet Hot American Summer But the following campers need to put their trunks out - Wet Hot American Summer 00:24
But the following campers need to put their trunks out
Wet Hot American Summer But the following campers need to put their trunks out - Wet Hot American Summer 00:25
But the following campers need to put their trunks out
Wet Hot American Summer I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer - Wet Hot American Summer 01:55
I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer
Wet Hot American Summer Hey you Penny for your thoughts - Wet Hot American Summer 00:15
Hey you Penny for your thoughts
Wet Hot American Summer Beth meet me at the picnic table in 10 seconds I'll tell you all about it - Wet Hot American Summer 00:22
Beth meet me at the picnic table in 10 seconds I'll...
Wet Hot American Summer The phone The phone - Wet Hot American Summer 00:05
The phone The phone
Wet Hot American Summer I hope you like shrimp cocktail because we want you - Wet Hot American Summer 00:12
I hope you like shrimp cocktail because we want you
Stay You can't drink while you're taking these Mm Apparently I can - Stay 00:06
You can't drink while you're taking these Mm...
Ratatouille Colette Table five coming up right nowLalo Coming down the line Colette SetColette Hot Open ovenHorst Coming aroundColette Oui chef One filet mignon three lamb two duckHorst Fire those soufflés for table six jaColette Five minutes chef Oh godTonight I'd - Ratatouille 02:06
Colette Table five coming up right nowLalo Coming down the...
Ratatouille Colette: Oui, chef. - Ratatouille 00:06
Colette: Oui, chef.
Ratatouille You are cookingHow dare you cook in my kitchenWhere do you get the gallto even attempt something so monumentally idioticI should have you drawn and quarteredI'll do it I think the law is on my sideLarousse draw and quarter this manafter you put him in the - Ratatouille 01:35
You are cookingHow dare you cook in my kitchenWhere do you...
Ratatouille What are you playing atAm I still firedColette You can't fire him WhatLeclaire likes it yeah She made a point of telling you soIf she write a review to that effectand find out you fired the cook responsibleHe's a garbage boy Who made something she - Ratatouille 00:52
What are you playing atAm I still firedColette You...
Ratatouille Listen I just want you to knowhow honored I am to be studying under suchNo You listen I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing withHow many women do you see in this kitchenWell IOnly me Why do you think that is Well IBecause haute cuisine is an - Ratatouille 00:43
Listen I just want you to knowhow honored I am to be...
Ratatouille What are you doingI'm cutting vegetables I'm cutting vegetablesNo You waste energy and timeYou think cooking is a cute job like mommy in the kitchenWell mommy never had to facethe dinner rush when the orders come flooding inand every dish is different and - Ratatouille 00:22
What are you doingI'm cutting vegetables I'm...
Ratatouille What is this Keep your station clearWhen the meal rush comes what will happenMessy stations slow things downFood doesn't go orders pile up DisasterI'll make this easy to rememberKeep your station clear or I will kill you - Ratatouille 00:16
What is this Keep your station clearWhen the meal rush comes...
Ratatouille Your sleeves look like you threw up on themKeep your hands and arms in close to the body Like this SeeAlways return to this positionCooks move fast Sharp utensils hot metal keep your arms inYou will minimize cuts and burns and keep your sleeves cleanMark - Ratatouille 00:18
Your sleeves look like you threw up on themKeep your hands...
Ratatouille I know the Gusteau style coldIn every dish chef Gusteau always has something unexpectedI will show you I memorize all his recipeAlways do something unexpected No Follow the recipeBut you just said that No no noIt was his job to be unexpected It is our job - Ratatouille 00:21
I know the Gusteau style coldIn every dish chef Gusteau...
Ratatouille How do you tell how good bread is without tasting itNot the smell not the look but the sound of the crustListenSymphony of crackle Only great bread sound this wayThe only way to get the best produce is to have first pick of the dayand there are only two - Ratatouille 00:42
How do you tell how good bread is without tasting itNot the...
Ratatouille Horst has done timeLinguini What forNo one know for sure He changes the story every time you ask himI defrauded a major corporationI robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint penI created a hole in the ozone over avignonI killed a - Ratatouille 00:19
Horst has done timeLinguini What forNo one know for sure He...
Ratatouille Colette Don't ever play cards with PompidouHe's been banned from Las Vegas and monte Carlo - Ratatouille 00:08
Colette Don't ever play cards with PompidouHe's...
Ratatouille Larousse ran gun for the resistance Which resistanceHe won't say Apparently they didn't win - Ratatouille 00:08
Larousse ran gun for the resistance Which resistanceHe...
Ratatouille So you seeWe are artist pirate More than cooks are weWe Oui You are one of us now oui - Ratatouille 00:11
So you seeWe are artist pirate More than cooks are weWe Oui...
Ratatouille Oui Thank you by the way for all the advice about cookingThank you too For whatFor taking it - Ratatouille 00:11
Oui Thank you by the way for all the advice about...
Ratatouille Sweetbread a la GusteauSweetbread cooked in a seaweed salt crustwith cuttlefish tentacle dog Rose puréegeoduck egg dried white fungusAnchovy licorice sauceI don't know this recipe but it's Gusteau's soLalo Yes The veal stomach I get thatVeal stomach - Ratatouille 00:24
Sweetbread a la GusteauSweetbread cooked in a seaweed salt...
Ratatouille This is no time to experiment The customer are waitingYou're right I should listen to you - Ratatouille 00:07
This is no time to experiment The customer are...
Ratatouille Colette Wait wait ColetteIt's over little chef I can't do it anymoreColette Wait wait Don't motorcycle awayLook I'm no good with words I'm no good with food eitherAt least not without your helpI hate false modesty It's just another way to lieYou have - Ratatouille 00:26
Colette Wait wait ColetteIt's over little chef I...
Ratatouille When I added that extra ingredientinstead of following the recipe like you saidthat wasn't me eitherWhat do you mean I mean I wouldn't have done thatI would've followed the recipeI would've followed your adviceI would've followed your advice to the ends - Ratatouille 00:48
When I added that extra ingredientinstead of following the...
Ratatouille Bonjour ma cherie Join usWe were just talking about my inspirationYes he calls it his tiny chefNot that dearest I meant you - Ratatouille 00:13
Bonjour ma cherie Join usWe were just talking about my...
Ratatouille Listen we hate to be rude but we're French and it's dinnertime - Ratatouille 00:05
Listen we hate to be rude but we're French and...
Ratatouille Stop that health inspector Delta Team go go go go - Ratatouille 00:06
Stop that health inspector Delta Team go go go go
Ratatouille I can't remember the last timeI asked a waiter to give my compliments to the chefAnd now I find myself in the extraordinary positionof having my waiter be the chefThanks but I'm just your waiter tonightThen who do I thank for the mealExcuse me a minuteYou - Ratatouille 00:39
I can't remember the last timeI asked a waiter to give...
The Wild Bridget - The Wild 00:26
Bridget
The Wild What on earth is going on - The Wild 00:27
What on earth is going on
The Wild How do we steer' Who knows how to steer' - The Wild 00:07
How do we steer' Who knows how to steer'
The Wild Good Quite frankly you need a good sports bra - The Wild 00:04
Good Quite frankly you need a good sports bra
The Wild I wasn't meant for the wild - The Wild 00:10
I wasn't meant for the wild
The Wild Don't panic I'm in charge here That's why we're panicking - The Wild 00:05
Don't panic I'm in charge here That's why...
The Wild Why you little - The Wild 00:12
Why you little
Hurricane Bianca: From Russia... Potato is for closers - Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate 00:05
Potato is for closers