Clips with Jason Bateman

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Paul Ha Three tits That's awesome - Paul 00:05
Ha Three tits That's awesome
Paul You know you're a grown man rightProbably shave pay taxes have pubic hairAll of those things - Paul 00:09
You know you're a grown man rightProbably shave pay...
Paul One crashed and burned the other just burned - Paul 00:05
One crashed and burned the other just burned
Paul Boring conversation anyway - Paul 00:05
Boring conversation anyway
Paul Hello Pleasure to meet you boysYou did a hell of a job Thank you Agent ZoilPlease call me LorenzoLorenzo Zoil Lorenzo Zoil - Paul 00:10
Hello Pleasure to meet you boysYou did a hell of a job Thank...
Up in the Air You put me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas CityThey were completely out of all full size sedansDid you try YesI reminded them of your remarkableNo 1 Gold Club status and years in the programThey are literally moving mountains to see you in a SebringFair - Up in the Air 01:20
You put me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas CityThey were...
Up in the Air How is my little road warriorHey 20 minutes from boarding into a world of blissReal good numbers out of Phoenix Ry guyHey you know that Big Auto is about to cutanother 10K before the end of the monthNo kidding Yeah Christmas came early - Up in the Air 00:15
How is my little road warriorHey 20 minutes from boarding...
Up in the Air I know there's been a lot of whispering about why we're hereso let me jump right in Retailers are down 20Auto industry is in the dumpHousing market doesn't have a heartbeatIt is one of the worst times on record for AmericaThis is our momentNow last summer - Up in the Air 00:39
I know there's been a lot of whispering about why...
Up in the Air I know there's been a lot of whispering about why we're here - Up in the Air 00:35
I know there's been a lot of whispering about why...
Up in the Air Tell me you're not taking this seriouslyThat's why I brought the entire company in from the roadbecause we're not taking it seriouslyThere is a methodology to what I do There is a reason why it worksCoke and IBM have been doing this for years all rightAre - Up in the Air 00:50
Tell me you're not taking this seriouslyThat's why...
Up in the Air Do you remember Karen Barnespart of a 30 person reduction a few weeks back in WichitaNatalie fired herI fire dozens of people a day IShe killed herself jumped off a bridgeFuckI need to knowif you remember any woman that gave you any signals - Up in the Air 01:44
Do you remember Karen Barnespart of a 30 person reduction a...
Extract What You need to take some Xanax - Extract 00:23
What You need to take some Xanax
Extract Does she work here - Extract 00:08
Does she work here
Extract Ancient ways from Aztec times - Extract 00:19
Ancient ways from Aztec times
Extract Thanks for the drugs Dean - Extract 00:04
Thanks for the drugs Dean
Extract You had sex with my wife again - Extract 00:17
You had sex with my wife again
Extract What is it with women They say they don't care about looks - Extract 00:09
What is it with women They say they don't care about...
Extract You should try smoking a little pot - Extract 00:09
You should try smoking a little pot
Extract Dude you weren't supposed to be here for another four hours - Extract 00:17
Dude you weren't supposed to be here for another four...
Extract That you did it all for money What about that ding ding - Extract 00:05
That you did it all for money What about that ding ding
Extract Step I don't want to tell you what to do - Extract 00:26
Step I don't want to tell you what to do
Extract I think that I just got distracted with Dean and the drugs - Extract 00:09
I think that I just got distracted with Dean and the drugs
Extract You know I'm starting to think this might have been a mistake - Extract 00:19
You know I'm starting to think this might have been a...
Extract Well if I don't get home before about 8 00 - Extract 00:10
Well if I don't get home before about 8 00
Extract So who was this woman that you wanted to have the affair with anyway - Extract 00:09
So who was this woman that you wanted to have the affair...
Extract I thought that was a surprisingly tasteful funeral - Extract 00:13
I thought that was a surprisingly tasteful funeral
This Is Where I Leave You It's not a good time Wendy - This Is Where I Leave You 00:35
It's not a good time Wendy
This Is Where I Leave You I don't understand the shiva - This Is Where I Leave You 00:08
I don't understand the shiva
This Is Where I Leave You God the passion the creativity the angles - This Is Where I Leave You 00:15
God the passion the creativity the angles
This Is Where I Leave You You used to laugh at my jokes No I didn't - This Is Where I Leave You 00:06
You used to laugh at my jokes No I didn't
This Is Where I Leave You There are things I can't do Like what - This Is Where I Leave You 00:09
There are things I can't do Like what
This Is Where I Leave You Asshole It's hard to see people from your past - This Is Where I Leave You 00:12
Asshole It's hard to see people from your past
This Is Where I Leave You Maybe come back to me - This Is Where I Leave You 00:30
Maybe come back to me
This Is Where I Leave You Look you need to calm down Calm down Calm down - This Is Where I Leave You 00:14
Look you need to calm down Calm down Calm down
This Is Where I Leave You I've spent my entire life playing it safe - This Is Where I Leave You 00:29
I've spent my entire life playing it safe
This Is Where I Leave You Sorry I'm late - This Is Where I Leave You 00:17
Sorry I'm late
This Is Where I Leave You You can't possibly know that it's mine - This Is Where I Leave You 00:11
You can't possibly know that it's mine
This Is Where I Leave You This is one of those tricky situations where you need someone to talk to or wanna be left alone - This Is Where I Leave You 00:12
This is one of those tricky situations where you need...
This Is Where I Leave You You coming in - This Is Where I Leave You 00:17
You coming in
This Is Where I Leave You You ever think before you speak No that would take all the fun out of it - This Is Where I Leave You 00:05
You ever think before you speak No that would take all the...
This Is Where I Leave You Come on My marriage is over I don't have a job - This Is Where I Leave You 00:15
Come on My marriage is over I don't have a job
This Is Where I Leave You Dad was a stoner No it was probably medicinal - This Is Where I Leave You 00:07
Dad was a stoner No it was probably medicinal
This Is Where I Leave You Well maybe she does care - This Is Where I Leave You 00:08
Well maybe she does care
This Is Where I Leave You Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife - This Is Where I Leave You 00:27
Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and...
This Is Where I Leave You Starting to do complicated You proud of me - This Is Where I Leave You 00:05
Starting to do complicated You proud of me
This Is Where I Leave You Save money everybody Free of charge Enjoy - This Is Where I Leave You 00:13
Save money everybody Free of charge Enjoy
This Is Where I Leave You Is that Wade's car - This Is Where I Leave You 00:13
Is that Wade's car
This Is Where I Leave You I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid aren't l - This Is Where I Leave You 00:10
I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid...
This Is Where I Leave You And thanks - This Is Where I Leave You 00:13
And thanks
This Is Where I Leave You You grabbed my dick Okay That's why I've been avoiding you - This Is Where I Leave You 00:10
You grabbed my dick Okay That's why I've been...
This Is Where I Leave You Phillip Needs a job - This Is Where I Leave You 00:14
Phillip Needs a job
This Is Where I Leave You Dad always had a soft spot for him didn't he - This Is Where I Leave You 00:09
Dad always had a soft spot for him didn't he
Disconnect I knew there was something wrong with that kid - Disconnect 00:06
I knew there was something wrong with that kid
Central Intelligence Once a fat kid always a fat kidHuh Prove me wrongBob come on Do what you did in the bar - Central Intelligence 00:09
Once a fat kid always a fat kidHuh Prove me wrongBob come on...
Central Intelligence Boy he's still a scared little bitchYou know you're still an assholeYeah well you're still shorter than my cat - Central Intelligence 00:09
Boy he's still a scared little bitchYou know...
Central Intelligence Get your asshole off my door That's it - Central Intelligence 00:04
Get your asshole off my door That's it
Horrible Bosses I'm a sucker Harken wasn't gonna promote me - Horrible Bosses 00:14
I'm a sucker Harken wasn't gonna promote me
Horrible Bosses Nick come on - Horrible Bosses 00:20
Nick come on
Horrible Bosses Let's follow a strange guy into a dark corner - Horrible Bosses 00:04
Let's follow a strange guy into a dark corner
Horrible Bosses I really don't wanna touch it I don't have sleeve gloves - Horrible Bosses 00:05
I really don't wanna touch it I don't have sleeve...
Horrible Bosses You don't punch the driver You don't punch the fucking driver - Horrible Bosses 00:09
You don't punch the driver You don't punch the...
Horrible Bosses What about Harken Probably always got that injector thing - Horrible Bosses 00:34
What about Harken Probably always got that injector thing
Horrible Bosses NICK I get to work before the sun comes up and I leave long after it's gone down - Horrible Bosses 00:43
NICK I get to work before the sun comes up and I leave long...
Horrible Bosses Do you wanna explain why you were doing 61 in a 25 zone - Horrible Bosses 00:26
Do you wanna explain why you were doing 61 in a 25 zone
Horrible Bosses Where were you during the murder - Horrible Bosses 00:11
Where were you during the murder
Horrible Bosses Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass - Horrible Bosses 00:29
Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass
Horrible Bosses I got you First thing first we gotta handle business - Horrible Bosses 00:20
I got you First thing first we gotta handle business
Horrible Bosses Strangely enough lucky for Kurt - Horrible Bosses 00:08
Strangely enough lucky for Kurt
Horrible Bosses Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the 50 states - Horrible Bosses 00:20
Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her...
Air Yeah I can tell him the one thing the other companies can't compete with - Air 00:12
Yeah I can tell him the one thing the other companies...