Clips with Jason Bernard

WarGames Punch up number five - WarGames 00:39
Punch up number five
Bird You know I don't go for that shit you people play - Bird 00:17
You know I don't go for that shit you people play
Bird When the gig is over you still be scuffling to find the next one - Bird 00:25
When the gig is over you still be scuffling to find the next...
Bird I'm not talking about what you do on the bandstand - Bird 00:13
I'm not talking about what you do on the bandstand
While You Were Sleeping That's not Peter - While You Were Sleeping 01:04
That's not Peter
While You Were Sleeping JERRY So what's the big deal - While You Were Sleeping 00:40
JERRY So what's the big deal
While You Were Sleeping I'm having an affair I like Jack - While You Were Sleeping 00:36
I'm having an affair I like Jack
While You Were Sleeping Lucy you're born into a family - While You Were Sleeping 00:10
Lucy you're born into a family
While You Were Sleeping What's this It's a wedding invitation - While You Were Sleeping 00:37
What's this It's a wedding invitation
Liar Liar How are we doing this morning counselFine Thank youAnd you Mr ReedeI'm a little upset about a badsexual episode I had last nightWell you're still young It'll happen more and moreIn the meantime what do you say we get down to business - Liar Liar 00:21
How are we doing this morning counselFine Thank youAnd you...
Liar Liar Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not ready to beginbecause my client has not arrivedHurry up Move it Move itJ here she comes to wreck the day jMr ReedeSorry your honor - Liar Liar 00:18
Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not...
Liar Liar You had sex with her every time you met didn't you LiarHe's badgering the witnessIt's his witnessYou slammed her You dunked her donutsYou gave her dog a snausageYou stuffed her like a Thanksgiving TurkeyAll right All right it's true OkayI humped her - Liar Liar 00:31
You had sex with her every time you met didn't you...
Liar Liar OrderOrderOrder Knock it off - Liar Liar 00:08
OrderOrderOrder Knock it off
Liar Liar Mrs Coleis this a copy of your driver's licenseYesIt says here you're a blonde Are youIf you don't remember perhaps Mr Falk willBrunetteWe could play the tape again maybe it's on thereI'm a brunetteThank you Now let's seeWeight 105Yeah In your braYour - Liar Liar 01:58
Mrs Coleis this a copy of your driver's licenseYesIt...
Liar Liar I understand both parties have agreedto joint custody is that correctYes YesNo I'm contesting custodyWhatIf I get sole custody of the kidsthat's another 10 000 in child support paymentsYou just won 11 millionHey I'm the victim here you said it yourselfNow - Liar Liar 00:53
I understand both parties have agreedto joint custody is...
Liar Liar I love childrenThey give you so much leverage in a case like thisYou did an incredible job partnerLook at him He's stunned he can't believe itYour honor may I please approach the benchWe're adjourned Mr ReedeYour honor I think we've made a big mistakeMr - Liar Liar 01:18
I love childrenThey give you so much leverage in a case like...
Liar Liar One more word out of you Mr Reedeand I'll hold you in contemptI hold myself in contemptWhy should you be any different - Liar Liar 00:12
One more word out of you Mr Reedeand I'll hold you in...