Clips with Jason Mantzoukas

The League S04 • E04 You spend all your time reading books and looking at - The League 00:16
You spend all your time reading books and looking at
The Dictator Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the one with the incredibly strong forearmsthat are miss sized for his bodyThe man you are discussing is called PopeyeBobeye He is not a professorPopeye is as the song tells us a sailor man - The Dictator 00:19
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the...
The Dictator Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay I'm there - The Dictator 00:06
Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay...
The Dictator I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat do you doMostly I clean semen out of laptops - The Dictator 00:13
I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat...
The Dictator Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter tourand fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknessesRemember we're just two ordinary American touristslooking at the sightsDon't worry nobody gonna suspect anything It's a great plan pointyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter...
The Dictator Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old Bull Bush Pubbecause I am a cockneyListen Listen okayYou need to focus up right now and be preparedto deliver a small subtle performanceOkay great okay Okay goodOkay So when we go to flyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old...
The Dictator I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U S AMy father also from U S AMy great grandfather fought in the American Civil JihadI am very proud to be an AmericanI am America's number one doucheI've fooled them Job doneSo how are things - The Dictator 01:54
I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U...
The Dictator I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you how to do itIt's called self juicingYou put your hand on your bilbul and you rub itand then you can make your own labeneh come outYou don't have to spend any RolexesYou don't have to give any dirty - The Dictator 00:31
I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you...
The Dictator Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the hairy titted ape womanWhoa No what Why would you even do thatI think she'll be cool with itShe will not be cool with itHow is she to judge She shaves her armpits once a yearand she takes lovers - The Dictator 00:20
Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the...
The Dictator When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets youthat is love - The Dictator 00:07
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets...
The Dictator You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked it upWhat do you mean I picked it up Who picks up YiddishI'm in New YorkWe're trying to erase that country off the mapI don't like the people but I like the way thattheir words really sound like - The Dictator 00:17
You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked...
The Dictator Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicideStill wearing CrocsWhat's wrong with CrocsThey are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hopeYou might as well put sweatpants onand go to - The Dictator 00:21
Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on...
The Dictator If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women drivers civil rightsWhat are civil rightsI'll tell you later They're hilariousLook you alone can stop these terrible things from happeningYou are the last great dictatorAll of the others are - The Dictator 00:47
If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women...
Neighbors All right Hey - Neighbors 00:17
All right Hey
They Came Together So uh Molly - They Came Together 01:01
So uh Molly
They Came Together Christmastime charades Tiffany it's your turn - They Came Together 00:27
Christmastime charades Tiffany it's your turn
They Came Together Paws Laws - They Came Together 00:08
Paws Laws
Search Party Don't you Don't you usually take kidneys from the back - Search Party 00:13
Don't you Don't you usually take kidneys from the...
Sleeping with Other People That was repartee That's that's exactly why I can't have you at the party - Sleeping with Other People 00:44
That was repartee That's that's exactly why I...
Sleeping with Other People My love is conditional - Sleeping with Other People 00:05
My love is conditional
The Lego Batman Movie Your city is under attackby Gotham's greatest criminal mindsIncludingThe RiddlerScarecrowPizza deliveryBane HelloTwo FaceWe need that door open babyCatwomanMeow meow You're in Meow meow - The Lego Batman Movie 00:22
Your city is under attackby Gotham's greatest criminal...
The Lego Batman Movie Pizza delivery - The Lego Batman Movie 00:04
Pizza delivery
The House Are you guys familiar with the cliche - The House 00:15
Are you guys familiar with the cliche
The House It's for charity Yeah - The House 00:12
It's for charity Yeah
The House Where's the money - The House 00:14
Where's the money
The House Take me not her - The House 00:08
Take me not her
Infinite What kind of success rate is this guy working with anyway - Infinite 00:11
What kind of success rate is this guy working with anyway
America: The Motion Picture Edison Oh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast - America: The Motion Picture 00:58
Edison Oh guys Gettysburg is impossibly vast
Close Enough S03 • E01 Cut! That's a wrap! - Close Enough 00:12
Cut! That's a wrap!
Solar Opposites S01 • E08 We're‐we're heroes. VANBO: Terry, get in the kitchen - Solar Opposites 00:04
We're‐we're heroes. VANBO: Terry, get in the kitch...