Clips with Jason Statham

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London Motherfucker that's pain - London 00:56
Motherfucker that's pain
London Oh you're sorry are you - London 01:11
Oh you're sorry are you
London Life's too short to be a pussy mate Truly - London 00:10
Life's too short to be a pussy mate Truly
London You know they say the greatest conversation you'll ever have - London 00:17
You know they say the greatest conversation you'll ever...
Death Race What does little Piper want Want a storyYou know you won't understand itBut it will be good practice for me But it will be good practice for me - Death Race 00:12
What does little Piper want Want a storyYou know you...
Death Race They slipped - Death Race 00:03
They slipped
Death Race This prison is the home to murderersrapists and violent offenders of every kindThe United States penal system sends me the worst of the worstBut the men you've provokedWell let's just say Mr Amesthat the life term you joined us formay be a lot shorter - Death Race 02:33
This prison is the home to murderersrapists and violent...
Death Race Jensen Garner Ames Moved to the States at 24 years oldNamed after a car the Jensen InterceptorA three time local speedway championYou've done your homework Or do you just know everythingJensen Interceptor I had oneHandled like a school bus - Death Race 00:20
Jensen Garner Ames Moved to the States at 24 years oldNamed...
Death Race So where's the ammoWe get that on race dayPityYeah Everyone thinks that first timeThinks whatAbout turning the guns on the guards about escapingNo I wasn't thinking thatWell I'm glad becauseHennessey has got electric kill switchesin all the guns in all - Death Race 00:37
So where's the ammoWe get that on race dayPityYeah...
Death Race Tomorrow morning you meet your navigator CaseShe'll help you navigate the course reload your weaponsand help with the running of the carI'd like to talk to her ahead of time before the raceYeah I'd like a big tittie girlto lick peanut butter off my - Death Race 00:44
Tomorrow morning you meet your navigator CaseShe'll...
Death Race So why don't you wear a number CoachBecause I'm not a prisonerI qualified for parole three years agoGot as far as the gateThey got a name for it something or other syndromeThe simple fact is the world's changed since I've been in hereDon't know it Don't - Death Race 00:36
So why don't you wear a number CoachBecause I'm...
Death Race To what do we owe the pleasure of your companyI killed my wifeBullshitYou're a hard man but you ain't no wife killerHow do you knowI've met my shareBut you the way you looked at herYou couldn't do that if you'd killed her mother SoI say bullshitCoachWhat - Death Race 01:21
To what do we owe the pleasure of your companyI killed my...
Death Race Someone once asked medid I think I was the best future for my little girlSomething I've thought about for a long timeThis is what I decidedNo one in this world is perfect Heaven knows I'm notBut I love her more than anyone else possibly couldIn the end - Death Race 00:26
Someone once asked medid I think I was the best future for...
The Mechanic BISHOP What I do requires a certain mindset - The Mechanic 00:37
BISHOP What I do requires a certain mindset
The Mechanic You're a goddamn machine - The Mechanic 00:20
You're a goddamn machine
The Mechanic Need some money - The Mechanic 00:36
Need some money
The Mechanic Good judgment comes from experience - The Mechanic 00:07
Good judgment comes from experience
The Mechanic Well Not so good for your side - The Mechanic 00:14
Well Not so good for your side
Crank I'm looking for something that begins with an E - Crank 00:17
I'm looking for something that begins with an E
Crank Get a cell phone honey Please - Crank 00:05
Get a cell phone honey Please
Crank I'm gonna get that little fucker if it's the last thing I doIt may actually be the last thing I do - Crank 00:09
I'm gonna get that little fucker if it's the last...
Crank How can I help you Just give me some coke You got any cokeNow you're just going to come in here and insult meI know you got coke You think every brother's carryingCome on I don't have timeJust give me somethingI'm really dying here I can see thatNo I'm - Crank 00:49
How can I help you Just give me some coke You got any...
Crank L know what l have to do - Crank 00:14
L know what l have to do
Crank I'm gonna kick some black ass - Crank 00:05
I'm gonna kick some black ass
Crank Who wants white meat - Crank 00:05
Who wants white meat
Crank I know what I have to doWell shit A man's got to do what a man's got to doWhat is it you gotta do I gotta kick some black ass - Crank 00:14
I know what I have to doWell shit A man's got to do...
Crank You should know that l'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl you've been banging - Crank 00:19
You should know that l'm all about hooking up with that...
Crank Tight like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade - Crank 00:05
Tight like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade
Crank Nice I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you - Crank 00:07
Nice I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you
Crank Wanna hold hands - Crank 00:03
Wanna hold hands
Crank I'm looking for something that starts with eEngland - Crank 00:07
I'm looking for something that starts with eEngland
Crank Miserable bitch WhatNasal spray It's got epinephrine in it It'll get you tweaked man - Crank 00:09
Miserable bitch WhatNasal spray It's got epinephrine in...
Crank Chevy we 're in the air manDid you get the stuff Got itDid you take it YupYou took the whole thing YupI said one 5th The shit's gonna kill you RightChest on fire CheckBut you're cold CheckAnd you've got a steel hard on don't you Let me checkCheck Your - Crank 00:30
Chevy we 're in the air manDid you get the stuff Got...
Crank You all rested now Glad to hear itListen I've been fatally poisonedA psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill youbut don't get out of bed I'll be over in a flash Could you fry up a waffle - Crank 00:17
You all rested now Glad to hear itListen I've been...
Crank CongratulationsDid I win something Your life jackass - Crank 00:09
CongratulationsDid I win something Your life jackass
Crank Hey man what's the matter with you You a crackheadRight just step on it all right You're won't die in my cab crackheadI got something for youTake this Haitian shitThis shit is some hardcore shit It's made from plant shit - Crank 00:25
Hey man what's the matter with you You a crackheadRight...
Crank Verona's got nothing to do with thisWhatDon Carlos wants you off the streets CarlitoYou've totally lost your shit dogYou're all over TV Destroying property making unauthorized hitsYou're causing the organization a great deal of embarrassmentYou're telling - Crank 00:49
Verona's got nothing to do with thisWhatDon Carlos...
Crank Come onNo waitNow come on - Crank 00:13
Come onNo waitNow come on
Crank Come on let's finish what you started Oh boy - Crank 00:06
Come on let's finish what you started Oh boy
Crank Stay down Eve - Crank 00:05
Stay down Eve
Crank What's that matter So you can fall asleep like alwaysI don't think soJesus Fuck - Crank 00:11
What's that matter So you can fall asleep like alwaysI...
Crank How do you How can you do thatI told you baby I quit - Crank 00:10
How do you How can you do thatI told you baby I quit
Crank What is this stuff Synthetic epinephrineDiluted with some saline Feels sort of goodWell I got a little meth in there too You're feeling the endorphinsWait a minute I'm not betterNo you're not betterYou're in such shit shape it's stunning I can't believe - Crank 00:33
What is this stuff Synthetic epinephrineDiluted with some...
Crank Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis Okay - Crank 00:06
Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis Okay
Crank You a persistent motherfucker - Crank 00:29
You a persistent motherfucker
Crank Not so fast motherfuckerHe's gone dipsy do yoWhatever psychoI'm afraid the Houdini act is over my friendOur father who art in Shut upSo this is how it isIt's Don Kim He's supposed to be dead Presto - Crank 00:38
Not so fast motherfuckerHe's gone dipsy do yoWhatever...
Crank Hey dollLooks like I let you down againSeems like all my life I've just been going goingGoingI wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speakWell I guess it's too late for that nowYou're the greatest baby - Crank 00:36
Hey dollLooks like I let you down againSeems like all my...
War John it's been three years - War 00:11
John it's been three years
War Get ready for a war - War 00:04
Get ready for a war
Wrath of Man Godfrey h H GodfreyH Godfrey - Wrath of Man 00:07
Godfrey h H GodfreyH Godfrey
Wrath of Man I like the way you handle that cartWhere'd you learn that techniqueSpent a lot of time in supermarketsShopping - Wrath of Man 00:11
I like the way you handle that cartWhere'd you learn...
Wrath of Man Who do you work forSuck my fucking dickWhat did you sayI said suck my fucking dickSuck your own dick - Wrath of Man 00:13
Who do you work forSuck my fucking dickWhat did you sayI...
Wrath of Man I can do in two weeks - Wrath of Man 00:07
I can do in two weeks
Wrath of Man I can do in two weekswhat you only wish you could do in 20 years - Wrath of Man 00:07
I can do in two weekswhat you only wish you could do in 20...
Wrath of Man Moggy Understoodbut we've scorched the earthNo it's not understoodYou started by saying you'd do anythingbut what I'm hearing isyou think you've done everythingUnderstood - Wrath of Man 00:28
Moggy Understoodbut we've scorched the earthNo...
Wrath of Man What do you wantYou here for the moneyI don't want the moneyI want you to read thisBullets a 1 and a 2entered the right lung causing collapseBullet b 1 penetrated the liverand b 2 ruptured the spleenBullets c 1 and c 2 lacerated the heartCause of death - Wrath of Man 01:16
What do you wantYou here for the moneyI don't want the...
Wrath of Man H: In summary, - Wrath of Man 00:11
H: In summary,
Crank: High Voltage Who do you work for - Crank: High Voltage 01:10
Who do you work for
Crank: High Voltage Who's got my fucking strawberry tart - Crank: High Voltage 00:07
Who's got my fucking strawberry tart
Crank: High Voltage You've gotta be kidding me - Crank: High Voltage 00:11
You've gotta be kidding me
Crank: High Voltage Tiger fucking Woods - Crank: High Voltage 00:17
Tiger fucking Woods
Crank: High Voltage Just juice me - Crank: High Voltage 00:05
Just juice me
Crank: High Voltage Fucking Cunt a nese - Crank: High Voltage 00:08
Fucking Cunt a nese
Crank: High Voltage I lost the belt battery - Crank: High Voltage 00:11
I lost the belt battery
Crank: High Voltage Where's Johnny Vang - Crank: High Voltage 00:13
Where's Johnny Vang
Crank: High Voltage You pair of sausage nigels - Crank: High Voltage 00:07
You pair of sausage nigels
Crank: High Voltage And I mean right the fuck now - Crank: High Voltage 00:40
And I mean right the fuck now
Crank: High Voltage It means The Ferret in Spanish - Crank: High Voltage 00:12
It means The Ferret in Spanish
Crank: High Voltage That's a great horse - Crank: High Voltage 00:21
That's a great horse
Crank: High Voltage Fucking useless - Crank: High Voltage 00:09
Fucking useless