Clips with Jason Alexander

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The Burning God bless her mom and dad - The Burning 00:05
God bless her mom and dad
The Burning I'll be 84 by the time you get help here - The Burning 00:14
I'll be 84 by the time you get help here
Pretty Woman It corners like it's on rails - Pretty Woman 00:13
It corners like it's on rails
Pretty Woman Edward where you goin'You got the keys to your car Why what's wrong with the limoLook the limo is buried back there Darryl can't get it out - Pretty Woman 00:10
Edward where you goin'You got the keys to your car Why...
Pretty Woman That's why I enjoy this so much Oh by the way Phil about your carOh God What It corners like it's on rails - Pretty Woman 00:11
That's why I enjoy this so much Oh by the way Phil...
Pretty Woman You were right about Morse He mortgaged everything he owns right down to his underwearto secure a loan from the bank - Pretty Woman 00:09
You were right about Morse He mortgaged everything he owns...
Pretty Woman Hold it Hold it These aren't signedThese aren't signed Could someone please tell me what the fuck is going on hereMr Lewis and I are going to build ships togetherGreat big ships - Pretty Woman 00:15
Hold it Hold it These aren't signedThese aren't...
Pretty Woman Uh Edward will be back soon Any minute he'll be homeYou knowthis is not homeThis is uh a hotel roomAnd uh you are notthe little womanYou're a hookerMaybe you're a very good hooker you knowMaybe if I do you then I wouldn't care about losing millions of - Pretty Woman 00:53
Uh Edward will be back soon Any minute he'll be homeYou...
White Palace What if I told you - White Palace 00:18
What if I told you
White Palace If I choose to be celibate - White Palace 00:17
If I choose to be celibate
Coneheads What's with the head - Coneheads 00:17
What's with the head
Blankman Ratings give me a woody - Blankman 00:05
Ratings give me a woody
Blankman Where is the Blankman - Blankman 00:17
Where is the Blankman
The Last Supper See now your damn liberals on the other hand - The Last Supper 00:16
See now your damn liberals on the other hand
Dunston Checks In HOLY SHIT - Dunston Checks In 00:09
HOLY SHIT
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Who says ya gotta ask - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:44
Who says ya gotta ask
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Then give her some slack - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:19
Then give her some slack
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Hey Quasi what's goin' on out there A fight A floggingA festival You mean a Feast of FoolsAll right all right Pour the wine and cut the cheeseIt is a treat to watch the colourful pageantry of the simple peasant folkBoy nothin' like balcony seats for - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:20
Hey Quasi what's goin' on out there A fight A...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Yeah you're human with the flesh and the hair and the navel lintWe're just part of the architecture Right VictorYet if you kick us will we not flakeIf you moisten us do we not grow moss - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:15
Yeah you're human with the flesh and the hair and the...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Thanks for the encouragement But you're all forgetting one big thingWhatMy master FrolloYeah Oh dear yesWell when he says you're forbidden from ever leaving the bell towerdoes he mean ever everNever ever And he hates the Feast of FoolsHe'd be furious if I - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:47
Thanks for the encouragement But you're all forgetting...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame You could wear a disguise Just this onceWhat Frollo doesn't know can't hurt yaIgnorance is bliss Look who's talkin' - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:08
You could wear a disguise Just this onceWhat Frollo...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Nobody wants to stay cooped up here foreverYou're right I'll goI'll get cleaned up Yes sirI'll stroll down those stairs There ya goI'll march through the doors andGood morning Quasimodo - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:15
Nobody wants to stay cooped up here foreverYou're right...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Give her some slack then reel her inThen give her some slack then reel her inThen give her some slack Knock it off HugoShe's a girl not a mackerel - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:10
Give her some slack then reel her inThen give her some slack...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame You tell her for me I didn't mean to trap her here - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:05
You tell her for me I didn't mean to trap her here
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Hey there he isYou ejected that tin plated buffoon with great panacheThe nerve of him snoopin' around here tryin' to steal your girlMy girl EsmeraldaDark hair works with a goat rememberBoy I do Way to go lover boyLover boy Oh no no no noDon't be so - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:36
Hey there he isYou ejected that tin plated buffoon with...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame But that poor gypsy girl I'm beginning to fear the worstI know But now don't you say anything to upset QuasimodoHe's worried enough alreadyYeah you're right We better lighten upHere he comes Nowjust stay calmNot a word Easy does itStone faced Any sign of - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:33
But that poor gypsy girl I'm beginning to fear the...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame What are you guys talkin' aboutIf I know Esmeraldashe's three steps ahead of Frollo and well out of harm's wayDo you really think soHey when things cool off she'll be back You'll seeWhat makes you so sure Because she likes yaWe always said you were the - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:24
What are you guys talkin' aboutIf I know...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Take it from us Quasi You got nothin' to worry aboutYeah You're irresistibleKnights in shining armour certainly aren't her typeAnd those guys are a dime a dozenBut you you're one of a kind Look - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:17
Take it from us Quasi You got nothin' to worry...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Paris the city of lovers is glowing this eveningTrue that's because it's on fireBut still there's l'amourSomewhere out there in the nightHer heart is also alightAnd l know the guy she just might be burning for - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:31
Paris the city of lovers is glowing this eveningTrue...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame A guy like youShe's never known kidA guy like youA girl does not meet every dayYou've got a lookThat's all your own kid Could there be twoLike you No wayThose other guysThat she could dangleAll look the same from every boring point of viewYou're a - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 01:20
A guy like youShe's never known kidA guy like youA girl...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Call me a hopeless romanticBut Quasi l feel itShe wants you soAny moment she'll walk through that doorForA guy so swellA guy like you with all you bring herA fool could tell it's why she fellFor you know whoYou'll ring the bellYou're the bell ringerWhen - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:52
Call me a hopeless romanticBut Quasi l feel itShe wants you...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Gather around everybody There's good noose tonight - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:07
Gather around everybody There's good noose tonight
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Come on Quasi Snap out of itYour friends are down there It's all my faultYou gotta break these chainsI can't I tried What difference would it makeBut you can't let Frollo win He already hasSo you're givin' up That's itThese chains aren't what's holding - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:51
Come on Quasi Snap out of itYour friends are down there...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Hey isn't thatFeeble DoofusPhoebus - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:05
Hey isn't thatFeeble DoofusPhoebus
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Ready aim fireAre you sure that's how it worksWorks for me - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 00:15
Ready aim fireAre you sure that's how it worksWorks for...
Cinderella His royal highness - Cinderella 00:18
His royal highness
Cinderella The prince is giving a ball - Cinderella 00:03
The prince is giving a ball
Cinderella Don't worry your majesty's - Cinderella 00:10
Don't worry your majesty's
Cinderella No one stopping you but you - Cinderella 00:04
No one stopping you but you
Cinderella So many beautiful girls - Cinderella 00:13
So many beautiful girls
Cinderella You know I honestly wish there was something between us - Cinderella 00:09
You know I honestly wish there was something between us
Cinderella I mean are there any other young women in the house - Cinderella 00:10
I mean are there any other young women in the house
The Adventures of Rocky... How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory - The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 00:23
How many times in the past have they stood between me and my...
The Adventures of Rocky... We don't need computer weapon to kill Moose and Squirrel - The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 00:12
We don't need computer weapon to kill Moose and...
The Adventures of Rocky... Boris Badenov - The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 00:32
Boris Badenov
The Adventures of Rocky... Bad command or file name Press any key to continue - The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 00:15
Bad command or file name Press any key to continue
The Adventures of Rocky... I ain't a cartoon no more - The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 00:10
I ain't a cartoon no more
Hercules S01 • E06 SAY BROTHER DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT - Hercules 00:16
SAY BROTHER DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT
Hercules S01 • E49 MAYBE I'M NOT RICHER THAN CROESUS - Hercules 00:12
MAYBE I'M NOT RICHER THAN CROESUS
The Trumpet of the Swan May the hills echo - The Trumpet of the Swan 00:14
May the hills echo
Shallow Hal You had me at Get lost - Shallow Hal 00:04
You had me at Get lost
Shallow Hal What in the name of all that is holy - Shallow Hal 00:06
What in the name of all that is holy
Shallow Hal It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we gotta go do that thingYou know at the placeWhat thingHey sorry ladiesI gotta steal your dance partner hereNoWhat are you doingI am rescuing youFrom whatFrom what - Shallow Hal 00:27
It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we...
Shallow Hal Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have your pick of the other twoYou mean you get the hyena and I choose between the hippo and the giraffe - Shallow Hal 00:11
Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have...
Shallow Hal Right where - Shallow Hal 00:07
Right where
Shallow Hal Is she behind the rhino - Shallow Hal 00:04
Is she behind the rhino
Shallow Hal Is that a Members Only jacketYes Yes it isSo are you like the last member - Shallow Hal 00:08
Is that a Members Only jacketYes Yes it isSo are you like...
Shallow Hal Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal - Shallow Hal 00:06
Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal
Shallow Hal What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her how perfect she wasReally YeahThen she got all huffy and told me to grow upWell that's probably good advice You are kind of immatureYou're not serious You actually think you're more mature than - Shallow Hal 00:56
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her...
Shallow Hal That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp - Shallow Hal 00:05
That's why they call it a quip Not a slowp
Shallow Hal All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a missile - Shallow Hal 00:06
All right you got anything better to read I gotta fire off a...
Shallow Hal You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just like Klinger from M A S H - Shallow Hal 00:07
You gotta get in here and look at this turdIt looks just...
Shallow Hal And Vicki WhoVicki Who's VickiVicki Vicki With the short brown hairVicki I thought that was a guy I was calling her Vic - Shallow Hal 00:12
And Vicki WhoVicki Who's VickiVicki Vicki With the...
Shallow Hal Canklesl She's got no ankles - Shallow Hal 00:05
Canklesl She's got no ankles
Shallow Hal But see the point is lately the only women he wants are uglyWho says they're uglyBausch Lomb - Shallow Hal 00:12
But see the point is lately the only women he wants are...
Shallow Hal No Haven't you heard the phraseBeauty is in the eye of the beholderYeah Did you ever hear the song Who Let the Dogs Out - Shallow Hal 00:09
No Haven't you heard the phraseBeauty is in the eye of...
Shallow Hal Shallow Hal wants a gal - Shallow Hal 00:04
Shallow Hal wants a gal
Shallow Hal Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what keeps it from being realThird party perspective - Shallow Hal 00:11
Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what...
Shallow Hal Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love of your lifeWonder WomanOkay Let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you rightWould it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractiveNot at all 'Cause I know they'd be wrongThat's - Shallow Hal 00:37
Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II How the stars will sparkle on the water - The Hunchback of Notre Dame II 00:20
How the stars will sparkle on the water