Clips with Jason Bateman

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Teen Wolf Too What are you so upset about Upset Stiles Me upset - Teen Wolf Too 00:17
What are you so upset about Upset Stiles Me upset
Necessary Roughness She's got some foot MCKENZIE Yeah yeah - Necessary Roughness 00:10
She's got some foot MCKENZIE Yeah yeah
Necessary Roughness I hate that station My dad owns it - Necessary Roughness 00:12
I hate that station My dad owns it
Necessary Roughness You can't just walk away - Necessary Roughness 00:12
You can't just walk away
Necessary Roughness How many time outs do we have Three - Necessary Roughness 00:07
How many time outs do we have Three
Love Stinks What the fuck is happening to my character - Love Stinks 00:33
What the fuck is happening to my character
Starsky & Hutch HOOTS Right on Yeah - Starsky & Hutch 00:19
HOOTS Right on Yeah
Starsky & Hutch Like you said Feldman everyone deserves a second chance - Starsky & Hutch 00:31
Like you said Feldman everyone deserves a second chance
Arthur and the Invisibles Hey Darkos what's upSelenia what is a nice princess like you doing in a place like thisI just dropped in for a danceWell then let's danceDarkos sweetheart I would rather die than dance with you - Arthur and the Invisibles 00:17
Hey Darkos what's upSelenia what is a nice princess...
Dodgeball I have been to the Great Wall of China - Dodgeball 01:24
I have been to the Great Wall of China
Dodgeball Looks like it's gonna be a two on one - Dodgeball 00:29
Looks like it's gonna be a two on one
Dodgeball My sweet Jesus - Dodgeball 00:16
My sweet Jesus
Dodgeball I feel like I'm watching a Cher video - Dodgeball 00:07
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video
Dodgeball Good toss by the submissive out there - Dodgeball 00:06
Good toss by the submissive out there
Dodgeball My The Germans losing in the first round and Average Joe's wins in a shocking upset - Dodgeball 00:15
My The Germans losing in the first round and Average...
Dodgeball Average Joe's has a tough job - Dodgeball 00:12
Average Joe's has a tough job
Dodgeball They better chiggity check themselves before they wreck themselves - Dodgeball 00:12
They better chiggity check themselves before they wreck...
Dodgeball Right in the testicles - Dodgeball 00:08
Right in the testicles
Dodgeball It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story - Dodgeball 00:12
It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this...
Dodgeball We haven't seen Average Joe's yet - Dodgeball 00:15
We haven't seen Average Joe's yet
Dodgeball It's a bold strategy - Dodgeball 00:14
It's a bold strategy
Dodgeball Ladies and gentlemen it's the greatest happening in sport Sudden death dodgeball - Dodgeball 00:16
Ladies and gentlemen it's the greatest happening in...
Dodgeball Effin' A Cotton Effin' A - Dodgeball 00:05
Effin' A Cotton Effin' A
Dodgeball In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all - Dodgeball 00:13
In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all
The Kingdom Sir I already know the answer to this but is there any chance in hell - The Kingdom 00:09
Sir I already know the answer to this but is there any...
The Kingdom Sir not to beat a dead horse - The Kingdom 00:20
Sir not to beat a dead horse
The Kingdom I just need a little cooperation that's all - The Kingdom 00:05
I just need a little cooperation that's all
The Kingdom LEAVITT We're going to Riyadh Is that right - The Kingdom 00:14
LEAVITT We're going to Riyadh Is that right
The Kingdom Hey what are four people supposed to do - The Kingdom 00:12
Hey what are four people supposed to do
The Kingdom What's it like over there on the ground - The Kingdom 00:10
What's it like over there on the ground
The Kingdom You cannot touch evidence please leave it - The Kingdom 00:28
You cannot touch evidence please leave it
The Kingdom LEAVITT Yeah it's Leavitt not Livette - The Kingdom 00:07
LEAVITT Yeah it's Leavitt not Livette
The Kingdom How many princes are there - The Kingdom 00:12
How many princes are there
The Kingdom Fleury - The Kingdom 00:36
Fleury
The Ex That's for stealing my yogurt douche - The Ex 00:03
That's for stealing my yogurt douche
Juno And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno 00:27
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...
Juno Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does that meanIt means they'd send annual updates photoslet - Juno 00:54
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat...
Juno Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno 00:13
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...
Juno Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for rock 'n' rollNuh uh'77 Are youWhat Punk volume number oneYou're crazyYou weren't thereYou couldn't understand the magicYou weren't even alive - Juno 00:19
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for...
Juno I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you go sirNo seriously if I could just have the thingand give it to you now I totally wouldBut I'm guessing it looks probablylike a sea monkey right nowand you know we should let it get aget a little get a - Juno 00:21
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you...
Juno I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike Johann Brahms orNo More commercial stuffLike whatCommercials - Juno 00:13
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike...
Juno Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI know what junk is Yeah rightWe definitely want it to have - Juno 00:27
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you...
Juno Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort of yesVanessa likes Madison for a girlMadisonWait hold onIsn't that like a little gay - Juno 00:21
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort...
Juno No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman and Greek mythologySo he decided to name me after Zeus' wife I got itZeus like he had tons of laysbut I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wifeAnd she was supposed to be like really beautiful but - Juno 00:23
No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman...
Juno She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I don't contributeNo I'll handle thisI'm really good at defusing mom type rage - Juno 00:09
She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I...
Juno Why does everybody think yellow is gender neutralI don't know any guy with a yellow bedroom It's for babies - Juno 00:08
Why does everybody think yellow is gender neutralI...
Juno Or you can wait a few more monthsLike the baby's going to come storming in heredemanding dessert colored wallsWhat to Expect says that readying the baby's roomis an important process for the womanEspecially if you're adoptingIt's called - Juno 00:29
Or you can wait a few more monthsLike the baby's going...
Juno I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you made meYeah what's the verdictWell it's cuteIt's cuteWhen you're used to listeningto the raw power of Iggy and The Stoogeseverything else just sounds kind of likeprecious in comparison - Juno 00:16
I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you...
Juno Hi Wow HiShirt's working hard - Juno 00:05
Hi Wow HiShirt's working hard
Juno Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant superheroIsn't that greatI found it in Japan when I was there with my bandIt reminds me of youHells yeah YeahThis actually makes me feel way less of a fat dorkWell Yuki is a real bad assYou should be very proud - Juno 00:23
Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant...
Juno You're so young - Juno 00:03
You're so young
Juno No it's not a hotel it's a loftWell aren't you the cool guy - Juno 00:07
No it's not a hotel it's a loftWell aren't...
State of Play How are your beer getting skills - State of Play 00:06
How are your beer getting skills
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Life's a bitchAnd where you're going that's exactly what you'll be - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:05
Life's a bitchAnd where you're going that's...
The Promotion Let's take something else off that you really don't need right away - The Promotion 01:10
Let's take something else off that you really...
The Switch And I'm in the market for some semen - The Switch 00:21
And I'm in the market for some semen
The Switch Uh thats gotta Hey She did not put me in the friends zone We put eachother on the friend zone - The Switch 00:27
Uh thats gotta Hey She did not put me in the friends zone We...
The Switch Oh yeah You enjoy that There's gonna come a time in your live when you're not gonna want people to notice it's your birthday - The Switch 00:37
Oh yeah You enjoy that There's gonna come a time in...
The Switch You wanna tell me about your new school Why - The Switch 00:08
You wanna tell me about your new school Why
The Switch Neurotic is simply an intense form of introspection - The Switch 00:16
Neurotic is simply an intense form of introspection
The Switch Please not wally this into a situation worse than already is - The Switch 00:08
Please not wally this into a situation worse than already is
The Switch Really That's getting serious huh - The Switch 00:26
Really That's getting serious huh
The Switch Please I'm tying to let somebody in - The Switch 00:12
Please I'm tying to let somebody in
The Switch I I hijacked your pregnancy - The Switch 00:06
I I hijacked your pregnancy
The Switch You should go home Wally - The Switch 00:08
You should go home Wally
The Switch Will you marry me Probably - The Switch 00:07
Will you marry me Probably
The Switch Look at - The Switch 00:31
Look at
The Switch Everyonce in a while in all the randomness - The Switch 00:23
Everyonce in a while in all the randomness
Paul Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild - Paul 00:04
Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild
Paul Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter PraxisWhatJenny Starpepper and the Huge White GibbonHuhNight of the Moths - Paul 00:12
Who the hell is Adam ShadowchildHe wrote The Jupiter...