Clips with Jason Mewes

Dogma Tell me something about me - Dogma 00:19 Tell me something about me Dogma You're breaking up with us - Dogma 00:28 You're breaking up with us Dogma But what are you doing hanging around - Dogma 00:32 But what are you doing hanging around Dogma I feel like I'm Han Solo - Dogma 00:08 I feel like I'm Han Solo Dogma You know what the dead do with most of their time - Dogma 00:09 You know what the dead do with most of their time Dogma The whole fucking world's against us - Dogma 00:05 The whole fucking world's against us Dogma Some kind of fucking chicken - Dogma 00:46 Some kind of fucking chicken Dogma Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch - Dogma 00:05 Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch Dogma I hate sloppy seconds - Dogma 01:11 I hate sloppy seconds Dogma Who the fuck are you - Dogma 00:29 Who the fuck are you Dogma I lack definition - Dogma 00:10 I lack definition Dogma You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies - Dogma 00:19 You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead... Dogma I know they were just kids - Dogma 00:06 I know they were just kids Dogma What gear are you in - Dogma 00:04 What gear are you in Dogma But let's say we're caught in a situation where we've got like five minutes to live - Dogma 00:19 But let's say we're caught in a situation where... Dogma Go back to your paper routes - Dogma 00:05 Go back to your paper routes Dogma I didn't cum on you - Dogma 00:04 I didn't cum on you Dogma I'll scream rape - Dogma 00:10 I'll scream rape Dogma I don't even know where the hell I am half the time - Dogma 00:06 I don't even know where the hell I am half the time Dogma But Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent - Dogma 00:11 But Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent Dogma What are you doing - Dogma 00:08 What are you doing Dogma She's fucking pissed - Dogma 00:12 She's fucking pissed Dogma Jesus wasn't white - Dogma 00:24 Jesus wasn't white Dogma That's a great one - Dogma 00:06 That's a great one Dogma You ever see that flick - Dogma 00:12 You ever see that flick Dogma Never heard of it - Dogma 01:12 Never heard of it Dogma What the shit is that - Dogma 00:03 What the shit is that Dogma Like I ever drove before - Dogma 00:04 Like I ever drove before Dogma Smoke that motherfucker like it aint no thang - Dogma 00:05 Smoke that motherfucker like it aint no thang Dogma That you offer us sex as a reward - Dogma 00:06 That you offer us sex as a reward Dogma Stall Bartleby from going into that church - Dogma 00:12 Stall Bartleby from going into that church Dogma I got half a stock when she kissed me - Dogma 00:07 I got half a stock when she kissed me Dogma So do you do anal - Dogma 00:06 So do you do anal Dogma Smoke that motherfucker like it ain't no thang - Dogma 00:05 Smoke that motherfucker like it ain't no thang Dogma I hear pregnant women can have sex until their third trimester - Dogma 00:08 I hear pregnant women can have sex until their third... Dogma No wonder he saw Jesus - Dogma 00:05 No wonder he saw Jesus Dogma I didn't ask you out for sex - Dogma 00:06 I didn't ask you out for sex Dogma If we're not gonna fuck - Dogma 00:05 If we're not gonna fuck Dogma I think this shit just kicked in - Dogma 00:05 I think this shit just kicked in Dogma That's what you get - Dogma 00:04 That's what you get Dogma His piece will be rubbing inside of your armor - Dogma 00:05 His piece will be rubbing inside of your armor Dogma What did you say - Dogma 00:11 What did you say Dogma Yo man tell me something about me - Dogma 00:19 Yo man tell me something about me Dogma You're breaking up with us - Dogma 00:28 You're breaking up with us Dogma I don't know those kids but they would have kicked yours - Dogma 00:32 I don't know those kids but they would have kicked... Dogma I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben Kenobi - Dogma 00:08 I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben... Dogma You know what the dead do with most of their time - Dogma 00:09 You know what the dead do with most of their time Dogma The whole fucking world's against us dude I swear to God - Dogma 00:05 The whole fucking world's against us dude I swear to... Dogma What are you some kind of fucking chicken - Dogma 00:36 What are you some kind of fucking chicken Dogma Great great grandniece of Jesus Christ - Dogma 00:13 Great great grandniece of Jesus Christ Dogma Snootch to the motherfucking nootch - Dogma 00:05 Snootch to the motherfucking nootch Dogma So what's up You have a friend for Silent Bob or you gonna do us both - Dogma 00:35 So what's up You have a friend for Silent Bob or you... Dogma You know that guy too That fucking guy - Dogma 00:34 You know that guy too That fucking guy Dogma But as you can see - Dogma 00:10 But as you can see Dogma Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks - Dogma 00:05 Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks Dogma Your hearts are in the right place but your brains gotta wake up - Dogma 00:19 Your hearts are in the right place but your brains gotta... Dogma I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking pubeless asses - Dogma 00:06 I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking... Dogma Get off of me I wanna see what's up - Dogma 00:29 Get off of me I wanna see what's up Dogma But I think I should go with you - Dogma 00:11 But I think I should go with you Dogma I didn't come in you Pete I swear - Dogma 00:04 I didn't come in you Pete I swear Dogma What gear are you in - Dogma 00:04 What gear are you in Dogma Let's say we're caught in a situation where we have five minutes left to live - Dogma 00:19 Let's say we're caught in a situation where we... Dogma She's fucking pissed dude She's never gonna fuck us now - Dogma 00:12 She's fucking pissed dude She's never gonna fuck... Dogma I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob - Dogma 00:10 I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob Dogma Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that place - Dogma 00:10 Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that... Dogma He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender - Dogma 00:35 He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender Dogma Me lead you - Dogma 00:06 Me lead you Dogma What are you doing - Dogma 00:08 What are you doing Dogma What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black - Dogma 00:24 What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black