Clips with Jason Mewes

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Clerks I feel good today Silent Bob We're gonna make some money - Clerks 00:33
I feel good today Silent Bob We're gonna make some...
Clerks I don't care if she's my cousin or not - Clerks 00:06
I don't care if she's my cousin or not
Clerks Olaf what part of Russia are you from - Clerks 00:05
Olaf what part of Russia are you from
Clerks Moscow He only speaks Russian - Clerks 00:07
Moscow He only speaks Russian
Clerks My love for you is like a truck Berserker - Clerks 00:14
My love for you is like a truck Berserker
Clerks Hey any balls down there - Clerks 00:07
Hey any balls down there
Clerks Just go Just go open the video store - Clerks 00:08
Just go Just go open the video store
Clerks And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store - Clerks 00:09
And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in...
Clerks Noich noich noich Smoking weed smoking weed - Clerks 00:08
Noich noich noich Smoking weed smoking weed
Clerks Pack of wraps my good man - Clerks 00:06
Pack of wraps my good man
Clerks Is this what you want Knock it off - Clerks 00:04
Is this what you want Knock it off
Clerks I don't know dude That Caitlin chick's nice - Clerks 00:46
I don't know dude That Caitlin chick's nice
Clerks Come on Silent Bob Let's get the fuck out of this fucking gyp joint - Clerks 00:09
Come on Silent Bob Let's get the fuck out of this...
Mallrats What's he doing - Mallrats 00:15
What's he doing
Mallrats Silent Bob here's an electrical genius - Mallrats 00:18
Silent Bob here's an electrical genius
Mallrats You know about this game show they got goin' on here - Mallrats 00:15
You know about this game show they got goin' on here
Mallrats Fuckin' bickety bam - Mallrats 00:17
Fuckin' bickety bam
Mallrats We're gonna bust up that stage like a high school kegger - Mallrats 00:20
We're gonna bust up that stage like a high school...
Mallrats Bye baby kitties - Mallrats 00:12
Bye baby kitties
Mallrats First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters - Mallrats 00:31
First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of...
Mallrats Let's try this again - Mallrats 00:30
Let's try this again
Mallrats Fly fat ass fly - Mallrats 00:07
Fly fat ass fly
Mallrats Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now - Mallrats 00:11
Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now
Mallrats Human brown eye here's a walking calamity - Mallrats 00:09
Human brown eye here's a walking calamity
Mallrats What the hell happened - Mallrats 00:39
What the hell happened
Mallrats This is for Brodie - Mallrats 00:04
This is for Brodie
Mallrats What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt - Mallrats 00:24
What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt
Mallrats You'se a mad chick magnet - Mallrats 00:07
You'se a mad chick magnet
Mallrats Kneel before Zod - Mallrats 00:08
Kneel before Zod
Mallrats Where do you get these wonderful toys - Mallrats 00:05
Where do you get these wonderful toys
Mallrats This one looks like your mom - Mallrats 00:05
This one looks like your mom
Mallrats You two up for getting stoned - Mallrats 00:04
You two up for getting stoned
Mallrats Snootchie Bootchies - Mallrats 00:17
Snootchie Bootchies
Mallrats What happened to the third guy - Mallrats 00:33
What happened to the third guy
Mallrats What happened to these two - Mallrats 01:06
What happened to these two
Mallrats Say hi to Doug Paging - Mallrats 00:14
Say hi to Doug Paging
Mallrats Who's your favourite New Kid - Mallrats 00:32
Who's your favourite New Kid
Mallrats The Jedi mind trick - Mallrats 00:12
The Jedi mind trick
Chasing Amy There's no we here - Chasing Amy 00:34
There's no we here
Chasing Amy Well look at this morose motherfucker right here - Chasing Amy 00:21
Well look at this morose motherfucker right here
Chasing Amy So why the long face horse Banky on the rag - Chasing Amy 00:12
So why the long face horse Banky on the rag
Chasing Amy Kick her to the fuckin' curb Girls get to be too much trouble - Chasing Amy 00:09
Kick her to the fuckin' curb Girls get to be too much...
Chasing Amy Nah there ain't no such thing You got to boil it down to the essentials - Chasing Amy 00:16
Nah there ain't no such thing You got to boil it down...
Chasing Amy Come on man I'm people who know people - Chasing Amy 00:19
Come on man I'm people who know people
Chasing Amy Holy fuckin' shit Finger Cuffs - Chasing Amy 00:10
Holy fuckin' shit Finger Cuffs
Chasing Amy Bitch tasted life Now she's settlin' for your borin' funny book makin' ass - Chasing Amy 00:07
Bitch tasted life Now she's settlin' for your...
Chasing Amy Jesus Christ why don't you shut up - Chasing Amy 00:28
Jesus Christ why don't you shut up
Chasing Amy There's one bitch in the world one bitch with many faces - Chasing Amy 00:09
There's one bitch in the world one bitch with many...
Chasing Amy Sayin' What's that shit he got us sayin' - Chasing Amy 00:14
Sayin' What's that shit he got us sayin'
Chasing Amy Till then keep your unit on ya I'll try - Chasing Amy 00:14
Till then keep your unit on ya I'll try
Chasing Amy Jedi bitch Man what do you always have to tell that fuckin' gay story for - Chasing Amy 00:08
Jedi bitch Man what do you always have to tell that...
Dogma Snootch to the motherfucking nootch - Dogma 00:05
Snootch to the motherfucking nootch
Dogma Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks - Dogma 00:05
Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks
Dogma I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking pubeless asses - Dogma 00:06
I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking...
Dogma I don't know what to say or think except - Dogma 00:06
I don't know what to say or think except
Dogma I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob - Dogma 00:10
I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob
Dogma I don't know those kids but they would have kicked yours - Dogma 00:32
I don't know those kids but they would have kicked...
Dogma What the shit is that - Dogma 00:03
What the shit is that
Dogma You know that guy too That fucking guy - Dogma 00:34
You know that guy too That fucking guy
Dogma Yeah So you do anal - Dogma 00:06
Yeah So you do anal
Dogma I didn't ask you out for sex - Dogma 00:06
I didn't ask you out for sex
Dogma But I think I should go with you - Dogma 00:11
But I think I should go with you
Dogma Me lead you - Dogma 00:06
Me lead you
Dogma If we're not gonna fuck then what the fuck did you ask us out for - Dogma 00:05
If we're not gonna fuck then what the fuck did you ask...
Dogma Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that place - Dogma 00:10
Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that...
Dogma I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben Kenobi - Dogma 00:08
I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben...
Dogma What about sex - Dogma 00:05
What about sex
Dogma Let's say we're caught in a situation where we have five minutes left to live - Dogma 00:19
Let's say we're caught in a situation where we...
Dogma What gear are you in - Dogma 00:04
What gear are you in
Dogma Like I ever drove before - Dogma 00:04
Like I ever drove before