Jason Mewes quotes in movies

Clerks 00:33

I feel good today Silent Bob We're gonna make some...

Clerks 00:06

I don't care if she's my cousin or not

Clerks 00:05

Olaf what part of Russia are you from

Clerks 00:07

Moscow He only speaks Russian

Clerks 00:14

My love for you is like a truck Berserker

Clerks 00:07

Hey any balls down there

Clerks 00:08

Just go Just go open the video store

Clerks 00:09

And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in...

Clerks 00:08

Noich noich noich Smoking weed smoking weed

Clerks 00:06

Pack of wraps my good man

Clerks 00:04

Is this what you want Knock it off

Clerks 00:46

I don't know dude That Caitlin chick's nice

Clerks 00:09

Come on Silent Bob Let's get the fuck out of this...

Mallrats 00:15

What's he doing

Mallrats 00:18

Silent Bob here's an electrical genius

Mallrats 00:15

You know about this game show they got goin' on here

Mallrats 00:17

Fuckin' bickety bam

Mallrats 00:20

We're gonna bust up that stage like a high school...

Mallrats 00:12

Bye baby kitties

Mallrats 00:31

First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of...

Mallrats 00:30

Let's try this again

Mallrats 00:07

Fly fat ass fly

Mallrats 00:11

Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now

Mallrats 00:09

Human brown eye here's a walking calamity

Mallrats 00:39

What the hell happened

Mallrats 00:04

This is for Brodie

Mallrats 00:24

What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt

Mallrats 00:07

You'se a mad chick magnet

Mallrats 00:08

Kneel before Zod

Mallrats 00:05

Where do you get these wonderful toys

Mallrats 00:05

This one looks like your mom

Mallrats 00:04

You two up for getting stoned

Mallrats 00:17

Snootchie Bootchies

Mallrats 00:33

What happened to the third guy

Mallrats 01:06

What happened to these two

Mallrats 00:14

Say hi to Doug Paging

Mallrats 00:32

Who's your favourite New Kid

Mallrats 00:12

The Jedi mind trick

Chasing Amy 00:34

There's no we here

Chasing Amy 00:21

Well look at this morose motherfucker right here

Chasing Amy 00:12

So why the long face horse Banky on the rag

Chasing Amy 00:09

Kick her to the fuckin' curb Girls get to be too much...

Chasing Amy 00:16

Nah there ain't no such thing You got to boil it down...

Chasing Amy 00:19

Come on man I'm people who know people

Chasing Amy 00:10

Holy fuckin' shit Finger Cuffs

Chasing Amy 00:07

Bitch tasted life Now she's settlin' for your...

Chasing Amy 00:28

Jesus Christ why don't you shut up

Chasing Amy 00:09

There's one bitch in the world one bitch with many...

Chasing Amy 00:14

Sayin' What's that shit he got us sayin'

Chasing Amy 00:14

Till then keep your unit on ya I'll try

Chasing Amy 00:08

Jedi bitch Man what do you always have to tell that...

Dogma 00:05

Snootch to the motherfucking nootch

Dogma 00:05

Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck Fucks

Dogma 00:06

I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking...

Dogma 00:06

I don't know what to say or think except

Dogma 00:10

I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

Dogma 00:32

I don't know those kids but they would have kicked...

Dogma 00:03

What the shit is that

Dogma 00:34

You know that guy too That fucking guy

Dogma 00:06

Yeah So you do anal

Dogma 00:06

I didn't ask you out for sex

Dogma 00:11

But I think I should go with you

Dogma 00:06

Me lead you

Dogma 00:05

If we're not gonna fuck then what the fuck did you ask...

Dogma 00:10

Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that...

Dogma 00:08

I feel like Han Solo you're Chewie and she's Ben...

Dogma 00:05

What about sex

Dogma 00:19

Let's say we're caught in a situation where we...

Dogma 00:04

What gear are you in

Dogma 00:04

Like I ever drove before