Jason Mewes quotes in movies

Dogma 00:12

She's fucking pissed dude She's never gonna fuck...

Dogma 00:28

You're breaking up with us

Dogma 00:05

I fell in love with you We fell in love with you

Dogma 00:12

Think someone threw him out a plane with a message on him

Dogma 00:05

Dude his piece is gonna be rubbing inside of your armor

Dogma 00:05

No wonder he saw Jesus Homey's rocking the ganj

Dogma 00:09

You know what the dead do with most of their time

Dogma 00:24

What's that Jesus wasn't white Jesus was black

Dogma 00:19

Yo man tell me something about me

Dogma 00:08

What are you doing

Dogma 00:10

But as you can see

Dogma 00:19

Your hearts are in the right place but your brains gotta...

Dogma 00:05

Smoke that motherfucker like it aint no thang

Dogma 00:04

I didn't come in you Pete I swear

Dogma 00:13

Great great grandniece of Jesus Christ

Dogma 00:04

He begged me to take it all back

Dogma 00:04

No no no

Dogma 00:05

Fuck man I think this shit Just kicked in

Dogma 00:35

He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender

Dogma 00:06

Holy Bartender I get it That's a great one

Dogma 00:06

That's a great one

Dogma 00:36

What are you some kind of fucking chicken

Dogma 00:04

That's what you get motherfucker

Dogma 00:05

The whole fucking world's against us dude I swear to...

Dogma 00:11

We can lay here all comatose like that John Doe Jersey...

Dogma 00:12

Whatever you do stall Bartleby from going into that church

Dogma 00:13

Hey Big Bird

Dogma 00:29

Get off of me I wanna see what's up

Dogma 00:07

You guys wanna hear something sick

Dogma 00:08

Yo I heard pregnant women can have sex into their third...

Scream 3 00:15

Holy shit Silent Bob It's that TV news chick Connie...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36

Fuck fuck mother motherfuck mother motherfuck fuck

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:29

Fifteen bucks little man Put that shit in my hand

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13

I have a wiping problem I stick those little pieces of paper

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:22

Oh my God don't tell me you have no idea

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10

Miramax

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:17

I'm no lawyer but I think Holden and Banky

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37

Does it say who's playing us in the movie

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24

Maybe one night me and lunch box are making some chick and...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25

So all we gotta do is stop the fucking movie from getting...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:20

So if today is Tuesday that gives us

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08

Tickets

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:32

Don't never say an unkind word about The Time

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:11

I can't believe this shit

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36

Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:48

Mother fucker

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:29

All you mother fuckers are gonna pay

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:21

Hi I'm Justice

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05

Dude I think I just filled the cup

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07

Ladies ladies ladies Jay and Silent Bob are in the house

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:17

Oh my God

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10

And I can't believe fine ass bitches like yourself eat...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16

What the fuck are you talking about

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08

What the fuck are you bitches babbling about

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:30

So that means you'd fuck a sheep right

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24

Now who's stupid you dirty sheep fucker

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:20

We were talking to Brodie

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26

So what can a smooth pimp daddy like me

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36

It just isn't the same is it

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:15

You know lunch box she could be the one

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:31

Since you let our patsy slip away

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:14

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09

Don't forget that

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25

What's twisting this bitch's tit

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:27

I am the master of the clit

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:24

Do you think I could get a little kiss for good luck

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37

Holy shit

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:04

Die you super monkey fuck

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:18

I might add that is one fine looking young boy you're...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07

I said you love the cock