Jason Mewes quotes in movies

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:03

Just like Winnie the Pooh

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26

Put the monkey down and your hands up

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13

Hey law dog

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05

Get the fuck off her that's my ex girlfriend's...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09

Who the fuck just steals a monkey

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:28

But you can't spit out Jay I disagree or

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:25

It's a Miramax flick

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:36

I'll make you a deal

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:16

Worth a shot

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:08

Thank you

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:35

Touchy feely picture you're gonna do this week

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12

You stand here your buddy's right here

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:15

Sorry to interrupt but we've got a 1007 on our hands

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:26

Fucking Miramax Cut

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19

Wait a second aren't you the guy that fucked the pie

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37

Holy shit you're the Dawson

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:33

Clean that shit up

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19

Why don't you executive produce me a latte de...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09

Why do they call you Cock Knocker

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:06

Avenge me Hemp Knight

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05

Call me Darth balls

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10

Shut the fuck up before I shoot you where you stand

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07

I hope one of them rips off the other one's shirt

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:37

Stop the movie Are you crazy

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19

If I go to prison will you wait for me

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:10

Sorry Justice We have to go

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:05

Wait for me

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:21

Well boys you're rich in love

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13

I'd be like What you don't know fucking Jay and...

Clerks II 03:28

What do you think

Clerks II 00:04

Get the fuck out of here

Clerks II 00:34

You know sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life

Clerks II 00:19

Yeah you guys holdin'

Clerks II 00:10

Is that a fuckin' Bible

Clerks II 00:09

You should read your Bible sirs

Clerks II 00:36

Since God created man

Clerks II 00:12

Would you fuck me

Clerks II 00:35

You know I have a girlfriend Randal

Clerks II 00:07

Wow thanks Pickle Fucker

Clerks II 00:06

You know this tastes like piss and flies don't it

Clerks II 00:34

Hey 12 step

Clerks II 00:21

Whoo Whoo

Clerks II 00:05

Wow that guy's being awfully forward with that donkey

Clerks II 00:10

Yo you guys are gonna miss this shit

Clerks II 00:12

What kind of sick fuck gets turned on

Clerks II 00:06

Yo I was outside taking a piss when I heard the news

Clerks II 00:12

Quick hit that two timing fuck with this

Clerks II 00:21

I can't believe you

Clerks II 00:32

You guys would be willing to lend us some of that money

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:05

What the fuck Zack

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:17

Who are you again Lester

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14

You' my friend are the lead role of Lubed Guy Baller

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:08

I'd like a double espresso so l can stay up all night

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:34

Who could it be

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:25

I even tried to talk her into giving me the fucking Dutch...

Clerks III 00:09

That's not a scene randal

Clerks III 00:50

You know there are a million fines in the world dude

Clerks III 00:04

That's stating the obvious No

Big Money Rustlas 00:47

Okay bucky That's it friend

Big Money Rustlas 00:06

I've read the script and it says nowhere in there

Big Money Rustlas 00:13

Guys what about me Can I go if these guys are going

Jay and Silent Bob's... 00:21

Man how the fuck do they expect a pair of hapless

Jay and Silent Bob's... 00:09

Bow to your masters dirty criminal scum

Todd and the Book of Pure... 00:13

Get away from him you bitch

Madness in the Method 00:09

I am the clit commander

Madness in the Method 00:10

Jay:

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 02:06

I cannot believe they're gonna remake this Bluntman...

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06

Sorry to How High dude

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06

Silent Bob always says Failure is success training