Clips with Jason Schwartzman

Klaus
What happen - Klaus 00:22
What happen
Klaus
But I do know - Klaus 00:56
But I do know
Klaus
Every year - Klaus 00:40
Every year
Klaus
THAT'S how you laugh - Klaus 00:11
THAT'S how you laugh
Klaus
You don't really write many these days - Klaus 01:16
You don't really write many these days
Klaus
Good morning - Klaus 00:52
Good morning
Klaus
Eat our snow - Klaus 00:44
Eat our snow
Klaus
If you donate your old toys - Klaus 00:35
If you donate your old toys
Klaus
We're running out of time - Klaus 00:18
We're running out of time
Klaus
He's here to finish the job - Klaus 00:16
He's here to finish the job
Klaus
What happened to him after that - Klaus 00:35
What happened to him after that
Klaus
You just sit there - Klaus 00:17
You just sit there
Klaus
They're not attached - Klaus 00:41
They're not attached
Klaus
You have a gift - Klaus 00:35
You have a gift
Klaus
What happened to him after that - Klaus 00:35
What happened to him after that
Klaus
Ho ho ho - Klaus 00:09
Ho ho ho
Klaus
What happened Not a word - Klaus 00:06
What happened Not a word
Klaus
You don't really write many these days do you - Klaus 00:27
You don't really write many these days do you
Klaus
Ha Eat our snow you - Klaus 00:12
Ha Eat our snow you
Klaus
Ah He's here to finish the job - Klaus 00:11
Ah He's here to finish the job
Moonrise Kingdom
Field Mate Sam Shakusky - Moonrise Kingdom 04:00
Field Mate Sam Shakusky
Moonrise Kingdom
Is this him - Moonrise Kingdom 00:36
Is this him
Moonrise Kingdom
I don't care how they do it where you come from - Moonrise Kingdom 00:08
I don't care how they do it where you come from
Moonrise Kingdom
What'd I just say That's my fee I'm keeping the nickels - Moonrise Kingdom 00:05
What'd I just say That's my fee I'm keeping the nickels
The Darjeeling Limited
What did he say - The Darjeeling Limited 00:20
What did he say
The Darjeeling Limited
What's wrong with you - The Darjeeling Limited 00:24
What's wrong with you
The Darjeeling Limited
I like how mean you are - The Darjeeling Limited 00:16
I like how mean you are
The Darjeeling Limited
I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life - The Darjeeling Limited 00:23
I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real...
The Darjeeling Limited
You don't love me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:18
You don't love me
The Darjeeling Limited
You wanna read a short story I wrote in France - The Darjeeling Limited 00:16
You wanna read a short story I wrote in France
The Darjeeling Limited
It'd probably be annoying - The Darjeeling Limited 00:25
It'd probably be annoying
The Darjeeling Limited
What do you mean - The Darjeeling Limited 01:21
What do you mean
The Darjeeling Limited
Stop including me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
Stop including me
The Darjeeling Limited
I only remember certain details - The Darjeeling Limited 03:06
I only remember certain details
The Darjeeling Limited
What's your name - The Darjeeling Limited 00:18
What's your name
The Darjeeling Limited
You're the two most important people in the world to me - The Darjeeling Limited 02:46
You're the two most important people in the world to me
The Darjeeling Limited
Whatever happens in the end - The Darjeeling Limited 00:39
Whatever happens in the end
The Darjeeling Limited
I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do - The Darjeeling Limited 00:27
I guess I've still got a lot of healing to do
The Darjeeling Limited
Where are the savory snacks - The Darjeeling Limited 00:20
Where are the savory snacks
The Darjeeling Limited
I think he's still in mourning - The Darjeeling Limited 00:19
I think he's still in mourning
The Darjeeling Limited
I can't believe you just said that - The Darjeeling Limited 00:33
I can't believe you just said that
The Darjeeling Limited
Could she be gaslighting you - The Darjeeling Limited 00:17
Could she be gaslighting you
The Darjeeling Limited
What do you think he looks like under all that tape and everything - The Darjeeling Limited 00:36
What do you think he looks like under all that tape and...
The Darjeeling Limited
I've got to get off this train - The Darjeeling Limited 00:17
I've got to get off this train
The Darjeeling Limited
What'd he say He says the train's lost - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
What'd he say He says the train's lost
The Darjeeling Limited
What's wrong with you - The Darjeeling Limited 00:10
What's wrong with you
The Darjeeling Limited
I like how mean you are - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
I like how mean you are
The Darjeeling Limited
I wonder if the three of us could have been friends in real life - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
I wonder if the three of us could have been friends in real...
The Darjeeling Limited
You don't love me Yes I do - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
You don't love me Yes I do
The Darjeeling Limited
You want to read a short story I wrote in France - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
You want to read a short story I wrote in France
The Darjeeling Limited
Wouldn't it sound great if you could hear a train going by off in the distance right now - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
Wouldn't it sound great if you could hear a train going by...
The Darjeeling Limited
Which direction did yours go - The Darjeeling Limited 00:32
Which direction did yours go
The Darjeeling Limited
I only remember certain details - The Darjeeling Limited 00:35
I only remember certain details
The Darjeeling Limited
He didn't really kill our snake did he - The Darjeeling Limited 00:08
He didn't really kill our snake did he
The Darjeeling Limited
Stop including me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:06
Stop including me
The Darjeeling Limited
You're crazy - The Darjeeling Limited 00:16
You're crazy
The Darjeeling Limited
Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me in the bathroom - The Darjeeling Limited 00:05
Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me in the bathroom
The Darjeeling Limited
'Whatever happens in the end ' she said - The Darjeeling Limited 00:15
'Whatever happens in the end ' she said
The Darjeeling Limited
I guess I've still got some more healing to do - The Darjeeling Limited 00:13
I guess I've still got some more healing to do
The Darjeeling Limited
You're the two most important people in the worid to me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:36
You're the two most important people in the worid to me
The Darjeeling Limited
And we've got to go get her and bring her back home - The Darjeeling Limited 00:04
And we've got to go get her and bring her back home
The Darjeeling Limited
Where are the Savoury Snacks - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
Where are the Savoury Snacks
The Darjeeling Limited
I think he's trying to rehire Brendan - The Darjeeling Limited 00:19
I think he's trying to rehire Brendan
The Darjeeling Limited
I can't believe you just said that - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
I can't believe you just said that
The Darjeeling Limited
Could she be gaslighting you What's gaslighting - The Darjeeling Limited 00:04
Could she be gaslighting you What's gaslighting
The Darjeeling Limited
What do you think he looks like under all that tape and everything - The Darjeeling Limited 00:10
What do you think he looks like under all that tape and...
The Darjeeling Limited
But it's over isn't it - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
But it's over isn't it
Big Eyes
Eyes are the windows to the soul - Big Eyes 00:19
Eyes are the windows to the soul
Big Eyes
The eyes are so powerful - Big Eyes 00:10
The eyes are so powerful
Big Eyes
Why are their eyes so big - Big Eyes 00:04
Why are their eyes so big
Big Eyes
Now please clear out the clutter before the taste police arrive - Big Eyes 00:06
Now please clear out the clutter before the taste police...
Spun
You know what the best thing is - Spun 00:18
You know what the best thing is
Spun
Do you shave your balls - Spun 00:12
Do you shave your balls
Spun
It looks like a perfectly healthy green dog - Spun 00:16
It looks like a perfectly healthy green dog
Spun
Call it what you will - Spun 00:21
Call it what you will
Spun
You guys should  really  open a window in here - Spun 00:16
You guys should really open a window in here
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the...
Zaphod's just zis guy - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:15
Zaphod's just zis guy
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:47
I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 01:21
Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Just keep thinking happy thoughts - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:54
Just keep thinking happy thoughts
Marie Antoinette
Are you admiring your lime avenue - Marie Antoinette 00:19
Are you admiring your lime avenue
Marie Antoinette
And do you enjoy making keys - Marie Antoinette 00:21
And do you enjoy making keys
Marie Antoinette
Are you admiring your lime avenue - Marie Antoinette 00:10
Are you admiring your lime avenue
Marie Antoinette
So I've heard you make keys as a hobby - Marie Antoinette 00:18
So I've heard you make keys as a hobby
Marie Antoinette
Are those your feet They're like icicles - Marie Antoinette 00:06
Are those your feet They're like icicles
Bewitched
I don't want to be the mayor of Pussytown - Bewitched 00:43
I don't want to be the mayor of Pussytown
Bewitched
So you better call my agent - Bewitched 00:26
So you better call my agent
Bewitched
But a good tool - Bewitched 00:17
But a good tool
Bewitched
I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown - Bewitched 00:06
I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown
Bewitched
Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired - Bewitched 00:17
Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired
Bewitched
But a good tool Like a Jacksaw - Bewitched 00:04
But a good tool Like a Jacksaw
The Overnight
Sold all my art All of it - The Overnight 00:07
Sold all my art All of it
Saving Mr Banks
Room here for everyone Gather around - Saving Mr  Banks 00:21
Room here for everyone Gather around
Saving Mr Banks
What is wrong with his leg - Saving Mr  Banks 00:07
What is wrong with his leg
Saving Mr Banks
This is the rest of your team - Saving Mr  Banks 00:32
This is the rest of your team
Saving Mr Banks
Oh the rumor is that this is to be your Mr Van Dyke - Saving Mr  Banks 00:28
Oh the rumor is that this is to be your Mr Van Dyke
Saving Mr Banks
Anyway Scene 1 Exterior - Saving Mr  Banks 00:19
Anyway Scene 1 Exterior
Saving Mr Banks
My world was calm - Saving Mr  Banks 00:35
My world was calm
Saving Mr Banks
No no You read it - Saving Mr  Banks 00:20
No no You read it
Fantastic Mr Fox
What's that white stuff around his mouth - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:17
What's that white stuff around his mouth
Fantastic Mr Fox
You should put your bandit hat on - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:12
You should put your bandit hat on
Fantastic Mr Fox
Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:37
Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich
Fantastic Mr Fox
We don't like you and we hate your dad - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:36
We don't like you and we hate your dad
Fantastic Mr Fox
There's a lot of attitudes going on around here Don't let me get one - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:07
There's a lot of attitudes going on around here Don't let me...
Fantastic Mr Fox
And the whole time l put paw over paw scooping dirt and pebble - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:17
And the whole time l put paw over paw scooping dirt and...
Fantastic Mr Fox
Do you mind if l slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:37
Do you mind if l slide my bedroll slightly out from under...
Fantastic Mr Fox
Ash are you mad at me l understand if you are and I'm sorry - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:22
Ash are you mad at me l understand if you are and I'm sorry
Fantastic Mr Fox
What's that stand for - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:13
What's that stand for
Fantastic Mr Fox
Tails don't grow back - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:37
Tails don't grow back
Fantastic Mr Fox
L saw a couple broken burglar bars under the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:29
L saw a couple broken burglar bars under the back door to...
Fantastic Mr Fox
Can l ask you a question - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:23
Can l ask you a question
Fantastic Mr Fox
Let's start planning Who knows shorthand - Fantastic Mr  Fox 00:36
Let's start planning Who knows shorthand
Rushmore
I saved Latin - Rushmore 00:09
I saved Latin
Rushmore
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne - Rushmore 00:08
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the...
Rushmore
I like your nurse's uniform guy - Rushmore 00:10
I like your nurse's uniform guy
Rushmore
What's the secret Max - Rushmore 00:20
What's the secret Max
Rushmore
She's my Rushmore Max - Rushmore 00:08
She's my Rushmore Max
Rushmore
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs - Rushmore 00:19
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs
Rushmore
Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark - Rushmore 00:07
Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark
Rushmore
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me - Rushmore 00:15
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for...
Rushmore
How did I hurt your feelings - Rushmore 00:15
How did I hurt your feelings
Rushmore
Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs - Rushmore 00:10
Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs
Rushmore
Well you pulled it off - Rushmore 00:12
Well you pulled it off
Rushmore
The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea - Rushmore 00:19
The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea
Rushmore
I got punched in the face Oh boy - Rushmore 00:08
I got punched in the face Oh boy
Rushmore
Well I didn't know we were going to dinner - Rushmore 00:07
Well I didn't know we were going to dinner
Rushmore
Sic transit gloria Glory fades - Rushmore 00:08
Sic transit gloria Glory fades
Rushmore
Do you think we're gonna have sex - Rushmore 00:13
Do you think we're gonna have sex
Rushmore
Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today - Rushmore 00:06
Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to...
Rushmore
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation - Rushmore 00:37
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic...
Rushmore
War does funny things to men - Rushmore 00:05
War does funny things to men
Rushmore
So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah - Rushmore 00:12
So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah
Rushmore
You said you wanted to put an end to all this - Rushmore 00:17
You said you wanted to put an end to all this
Rushmore
Take it easy Max - Rushmore 00:13
Take it easy Max
Rushmore
What was your major - Rushmore 00:19
What was your major
Rushmore
What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you first - Rushmore 00:34
What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you...
Rushmore
What kind of fish - Rushmore 00:13
What kind of fish
Rushmore
I guess we both have dead people in our families - Rushmore 00:05
I guess we both have dead people in our families
Rushmore
You're a real jerk to me you know that - Rushmore 00:13
You're a real jerk to me you know that
Rushmore
But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin - Rushmore 00:26
But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin
Rushmore
Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year - Rushmore 00:19
Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year
Rushmore
Let me show you the door - Rushmore 00:08
Let me show you the door
Rushmore
So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross - Rushmore 00:11
So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross
Rushmore
I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life - Rushmore 00:05
I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life
Rushmore
Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan - Rushmore 00:12
Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan
Rushmore
Come work for me - Rushmore 00:16
Come work for me
Rushmore
So you've changed your mind and you want the job No - Rushmore 00:08
So you've changed your mind and you want the job No
Rushmore
I don't give a shit about the barracudas - Rushmore 00:06
I don't give a shit about the barracudas
Rushmore
Maybe we'll meet again someday - Rushmore 00:07
Maybe we'll meet again someday
Rushmore
That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality Award - Rushmore 00:19
That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality...
Rushmore
That Edward has more spark and character - Rushmore 00:26
That Edward has more spark and character
Rushmore
Semper fi soldier Semper fi - Rushmore 00:14
Semper fi soldier Semper fi
Rushmore
You're like one of those clipper ship captains - Rushmore 00:12
You're like one of those clipper ship captains
Rushmore
What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the back of her Jaguar - Rushmore 00:19
What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the...
Rushmore
How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a quitter man - Rushmore 00:14
How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a quitter...
Rushmore
Is this fake blood - Rushmore 00:10
Is this fake blood
Rushmore
I just wanted to inform you about what's going on - Rushmore 00:11
I just wanted to inform you about what's going on
Rushmore
So this is where it all happens - Rushmore 00:07
So this is where it all happens
Rushmore
I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume - Rushmore 00:35
I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume
Rushmore
Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway - Rushmore 00:26
Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway
Rushmore
That's none of your business I know it's not - Rushmore 00:10
That's none of your business I know it's not
Rushmore
How much are you worth by the way I don't know - Rushmore 00:11
How much are you worth by the way I don't know
Rushmore
In summation I have only one question - Rushmore 00:07
In summation I have only one question
Rushmore
You're very pretty - Rushmore 00:07
You're very pretty