Clips with Jason Schwartzman

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Rushmore We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation - Rushmore 00:46
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic...
Rushmore Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year - Rushmore 00:19
Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year
Rushmore Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway - Rushmore 00:26
Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway
Rushmore What's the secret Max - Rushmore 00:20
What's the secret Max
Rushmore Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs - Rushmore 00:19
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up...
Rushmore You're like one of those clipper ship captains - Rushmore 00:12
You're like one of those clipper ship captains
Rushmore My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne - Rushmore 00:08
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the...
Rushmore What was your major - Rushmore 00:19
What was your major
Rushmore But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin - Rushmore 00:26
But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin
Rushmore Sic transit gloria Glory fades - Rushmore 00:08
Sic transit gloria Glory fades
Rushmore In summation I have only one question - Rushmore 00:07
In summation I have only one question
Rushmore Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark - Rushmore 00:07
Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark
Rushmore So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah - Rushmore 00:12
So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah
Rushmore Come work for me - Rushmore 00:16
Come work for me
Rushmore I guess we both have dead people in our families - Rushmore 00:05
I guess we both have dead people in our families
Rushmore So you've changed your mind and you want the job No - Rushmore 00:08
So you've changed your mind and you want the job No
Rushmore What kind of fish - Rushmore 00:13
What kind of fish
Rushmore What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you first - Rushmore 00:34
What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you...
Rushmore Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me - Rushmore 00:15
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young...
Rushmore The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea - Rushmore 00:19
The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea
Rushmore I got punched in the face Oh boy - Rushmore 00:08
I got punched in the face Oh boy
Rushmore I like your nurse's uniform guy - Rushmore 00:10
I like your nurse's uniform guy
Rushmore Well I didn't know we were going to dinner - Rushmore 00:07
Well I didn't know we were going to dinner
Rushmore Take it easy Max - Rushmore 00:13
Take it easy Max
Rushmore So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross - Rushmore 00:11
So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross
Rushmore How did I hurt your feelings - Rushmore 00:15
How did I hurt your feelings
Rushmore I don't give a shit about the barracudas - Rushmore 00:06
I don't give a shit about the barracudas
Rushmore What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the back of her Jaguar - Rushmore 00:19
What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the...
Rushmore I saved Latin - Rushmore 00:09
I saved Latin
Rushmore I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life - Rushmore 00:05
I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life
Rushmore Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today - Rushmore 00:06
Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to...
Rushmore I just wanted to inform you about what's going on - Rushmore 00:11
I just wanted to inform you about what's going on
Rushmore Do you think we're gonna have sex - Rushmore 00:13
Do you think we're gonna have sex
Rushmore Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan - Rushmore 00:12
Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan
Rushmore You said you wanted to put an end to all this - Rushmore 00:17
You said you wanted to put an end to all this
Rushmore She's my Rushmore Max - Rushmore 00:08
She's my Rushmore Max
Rushmore So this is where it all happens - Rushmore 00:07
So this is where it all happens
Rushmore That's none of your business I know it's not - Rushmore 00:10
That's none of your business I know it's not
Rushmore I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume - Rushmore 00:38
I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume
Rushmore War does funny things to men - Rushmore 00:05
War does funny things to men
Rushmore That Edward has more spark and character - Rushmore 00:26
That Edward has more spark and character
Rushmore You're very pretty - Rushmore 00:07
You're very pretty
Rushmore Is this fake blood - Rushmore 00:10
Is this fake blood
Rushmore Let me show you the door - Rushmore 00:08
Let me show you the door
Rushmore You're a real jerk to me you know that - Rushmore 00:13
You're a real jerk to me you know that
Rushmore That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality Award - Rushmore 00:19
That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality...
Rushmore How much are you worth by the way I don't know - Rushmore 00:11
How much are you worth by the way I don't know
Rushmore How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a quitter man - Rushmore 00:14
How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a...
Rushmore Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs - Rushmore 00:10
Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some...
Rushmore Semper fi soldier Semper fi - Rushmore 00:14
Semper fi soldier Semper fi
Rushmore Well you pulled it off - Rushmore 00:12
Well you pulled it off
Spun You guys should really open a window in here - Spun 00:05
You guys should really open a window in here
Spun You know what the best thing is - Spun 00:11
You know what the best thing is
Spun It looks like a perfectly healthy green dog - Spun 00:16
It looks like a perfectly healthy green dog
Spun Do you shave your balls - Spun 00:07
Do you shave your balls
Shopgirl JEREMY: So, tonight we'll go for Indian food. - Shopgirl 00:14
JEREMY: So, tonight we'll go for Indian food.
I Heart Huckabees Maybe I should just fucking quit Don't fucking quit - I Heart Huckabees 00:14
Maybe I should just fucking quit Don't fucking quit
I Heart Huckabees Nobody sits like this rock sits - I Heart Huckabees 00:16
Nobody sits like this rock sits
I Heart Huckabees Why don't you just tell me what your situation is - I Heart Huckabees 00:37
Why don't you just tell me what your situation is
I Heart Huckabees Have you ever transcended space and time Yes No - I Heart Huckabees 00:13
Have you ever transcended space and time Yes No
I Heart Huckabees I can't believe you guys actually exist How long have you been doing this - I Heart Huckabees 00:07
I can't believe you guys actually exist How long have...
I Heart Huckabees Everything is the same even if it's different Exactly - I Heart Huckabees 00:10
Everything is the same even if it's different Exactly
I Heart Huckabees All right get in You want me to get in - I Heart Huckabees 00:11
All right get in You want me to get in
I Heart Huckabees Albert baby come on What is it a crime Is it a crime to look at Lange - I Heart Huckabees 00:16
Albert baby come on What is it a crime Is it a crime to look...
I Heart Huckabees It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete - I Heart Huckabees 00:06
It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a...
I Heart Huckabees Albert what brought you to the philosophical club - I Heart Huckabees 00:28
Albert what brought you to the philosophical club
I Heart Huckabees No honey What happened to the cat Albert - I Heart Huckabees 00:11
No honey What happened to the cat Albert
I Heart Huckabees You're talking about socialism No I'm not I'm talking about - I Heart Huckabees 00:21
You're talking about socialism No I'm not I'm...
I Heart Huckabees We're not in infinity We're in the suburbs - I Heart Huckabees 00:04
We're not in infinity We're in the suburbs
I Heart Huckabees You live all the time with things you can't see You can't see electricity can you - I Heart Huckabees 00:41
You live all the time with things you can't see You...