Clips with Jason Schwartzman

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I Heart Huckabees They want me back in a bikini - I Heart Huckabees 00:06
They want me back in a bikini
I Heart Huckabees Brad I thought about chopping your head off with a machete many times - I Heart Huckabees 00:14
Brad I thought about chopping your head off with a machete...
I Heart Huckabees Ah here he comes - I Heart Huckabees 00:27
Ah here he comes
I Heart Huckabees What'd you see Well the interconnection thing is definitely for real - I Heart Huckabees 00:12
What'd you see Well the interconnection thing is...
I Heart Huckabees That's amazing I know - I Heart Huckabees 00:26
That's amazing I know
I Heart Huckabees But in fact no manure no magic - I Heart Huckabees 00:11
But in fact no manure no magic
I Heart Huckabees What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer - I Heart Huckabees 00:16
What are you doing tomorrow I was thinking about chaining...
The Hitchhiker's Guide to... TV Zaphod's just this guy you know - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05
TV Zaphod's just this guy you know
Bewitched I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown - Bewitched 00:06
I don't wanna be the mayor of Pussytown
Bewitched But a good tool Like a Jacksaw - Bewitched 00:04
But a good tool Like a Jacksaw
Bewitched Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired - Bewitched 00:17
Hey Excuse me That's it You're fired
Marie Antoinette So I've heard you make keys as a hobby - Marie Antoinette 00:18
So I've heard you make keys as a hobby
Marie Antoinette Are those your feet They're like icicles - Marie Antoinette 00:05
Are those your feet They're like icicles
Marie Antoinette Are you admiring your lime avenue - Marie Antoinette 00:10
Are you admiring your lime avenue
Fantastic Mr Fox ASH: Wow. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:06
ASH: Wow.
Fantastic Mr Fox Do you mind if l slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train setlt's hard to sleep in that corkscrew positionThere's a lot of attitudes going on around here Don't let me get onelt's just that my spinal cord isSleep wherever you wantHere take my bed - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:28
Do you mind if l slide my bedroll slightly out from under...
Fantastic Mr Fox Why's your cousin such a wet sandwichl beg your pardon What's that meanThat means l didn't understand a wet sandwichA wet sandwich he's too short he dresses like a girl he'sdifferentAre you a bully You're starting to sound like a bullyCHUCKLES Watch - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:47
Why's your cousin such a wet sandwichl beg your pardon...
Fantastic Mr Fox What's that stand forlt's for pep Peplt's a KCome on now look alive That a boyWe're going steady - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:13
What's that stand forlt's for pep Peplt's a...
Fantastic Mr Fox We got the tail, but we missed the fox. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:36
We got the tail, but we missed the fox.
Fantastic Mr Fox ASH lt'll grow back won't itTails don't grow backTails don't grow backMmm mmm Except lizards'Tails don't grow back l'm gonna be tail less for the rest of my lifeAnyway it's not half as bad as double pneumonia rightl mean his dad has one foot in the grave - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:46
ASH lt'll grow back won't itTails don't grow...
Fantastic Mr Fox Ash are you mad at me l understand if you are and l'm sorryl wouldn't have involved your cousin if l'd realized you'd feel this waylt was only ever because he's kind of a natural l mean Look at him digGRUNTlNG RHYTHMlCALLYAnyway l'm sorry ifl'm going to - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:22
Ash are you mad at me l understand if you are and l'm...
Fantastic Mr Fox Can l ask you a questionYou mayWhat's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzeltalking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes lt's weirdMy father and l started meditating together whenThat's great but l'd worry more about - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:23
Can l ask you a questionYou mayWhat's the point of...
Fantastic Mr Fox ASH: Dad. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:08
ASH: Dad.
Fantastic Mr Fox We don't like you and we hate your dadNow grab some mud chew it and swallow itl'm not going to eat mudCuss yeah you areDon't do thatWhy'd you take your shoes offSo l don't break your nose when l kick itMARTlAL ARTS GRUNTlNGWHlMPERlNGl can fight my own - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:36
We don't like you and we hate your dadNow grab some mud...
Fantastic Mr Fox You should put your bandit hat onl don't have one but l modified this tube sockWe look goodYeah we do - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:12
You should put your bandit hat onl don't have one but l...
Fantastic Mr Fox What happened? - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:46
What happened?
Fantastic Mr Fox And the whole time l put paw over paw scooping dirt and pebbleyour mother digging like crazy next to mel kept wondering who is this little boy going to beOr girl Or girlBecause at that point we didn't knowAsh l'm so glad he was you - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:17
And the whole time l put paw over paw scooping dirt and...
Fantastic Mr Fox BADGER: Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines? - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:18
BADGER: Why did they write this in letters cut out of...
Fantastic Mr Fox L'm his son. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:19
L'm his son.
Fantastic Mr Fox MRS. FOX: Ash! ASH: Let me out! - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:14
MRS. FOX: Ash! ASH: Let me out!
Fantastic Mr Fox Let's start planning Who knows shorthandGreat Linda Lutra lutra You got some dry paper Here we goMole Talpa europea What do you gotl can see in the darklncredible We can use that LindaGot itRabbit Oryctolagus cuniculusl'm fastYou bet you are Linda Got - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:55
Let's start planning Who knows shorthandGreat Linda...
Fantastic Mr Fox What's that white stuff around his mouthl think he eats soapThat's not soapThen why does he have that bubbly - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:13
What's that white stuff around his mouthl think he eats...
Fantastic Mr Fox ASH: Hey. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:16
ASH: Hey.
Fantastic Mr Fox My darlings. - Fantastic Mr Fox 00:36
My darlings.
The Darjeeling Limited You're the two most important people in the worid to me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:36
You're the two most important people in the worid to me
The Darjeeling Limited I only remember certain details - The Darjeeling Limited 00:35
I only remember certain details
The Darjeeling Limited You want to read a short story I wrote in France - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
You want to read a short story I wrote in France
The Darjeeling Limited What do you think he looks like under all that tape and everything - The Darjeeling Limited 00:10
What do you think he looks like under all that tape and...
The Darjeeling Limited Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me in the bathroom - The Darjeeling Limited 00:06
Do you want to smoke a cigarette with me in the bathroom
The Darjeeling Limited You're crazy - The Darjeeling Limited 00:16
You're crazy
The Darjeeling Limited Where are the Savoury Snacks - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
Where are the Savoury Snacks
The Darjeeling Limited Could she be gaslighting you What's gaslighting - The Darjeeling Limited 00:04
Could she be gaslighting you What's gaslighting
The Darjeeling Limited What'd he say He says the train's lost - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
What'd he say He says the train's lost
The Darjeeling Limited And we've got to go get her and bring her back home - The Darjeeling Limited 00:04
And we've got to go get her and bring her back home
The Darjeeling Limited You don't love me Yes I do - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
You don't love me Yes I do
The Darjeeling Limited Stop including me - The Darjeeling Limited 00:06
Stop including me
The Darjeeling Limited What's wrong with you - The Darjeeling Limited 00:10
What's wrong with you
The Darjeeling Limited Which direction did yours go - The Darjeeling Limited 00:32
Which direction did yours go
The Darjeeling Limited I wonder if the three of us could have been friends in real life - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
I wonder if the three of us could have been friends in real...
The Darjeeling Limited Wouldn't it sound great if you could hear a train going by off in the distance right now - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
Wouldn't it sound great if you could hear a train going...
The Darjeeling Limited I can't believe you just said that - The Darjeeling Limited 00:11
I can't believe you just said that
The Darjeeling Limited I think he's trying to rehire Brendan - The Darjeeling Limited 00:19
I think he's trying to rehire Brendan
The Darjeeling Limited He didn't really kill our snake did he - The Darjeeling Limited 00:16
He didn't really kill our snake did he
The Darjeeling Limited I guess I've still got some more healing to do - The Darjeeling Limited 00:13
I guess I've still got some more healing to do
The Darjeeling Limited But it's over isn't it - The Darjeeling Limited 00:07
But it's over isn't it
The Darjeeling Limited 'Whatever happens in the end ' she said - The Darjeeling Limited 00:15
'Whatever happens in the end ' she said
The Darjeeling Limited I like how mean you are - The Darjeeling Limited 00:09
I like how mean you are
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:35
Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:14
I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Just keep thinking happy thoughts - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 00:42
Just keep thinking happy thoughts
The Hunger Games: The Ballad... These drones are not very good - The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 00:03
These drones are not very good
Big Eyes What's that with the big crazy eyesI believe that you can see things in the eyesThe eyes are the window to the soul - Big Eyes 00:12
What's that with the big crazy eyesI believe that you...
Big Eyes Now please clear out the clutter before the taste police arrive - Big Eyes 00:05
Now please clear out the clutter before the taste police...
Big Eyes Why are their eyes so big - Big Eyes 00:04
Why are their eyes so big
Moonrise Kingdom I don't care how they do it where you come fromYou want pop Candy A snakebite kit Get some money - Moonrise Kingdom 00:08
I don't care how they do it where you come fromYou want...
Moonrise Kingdom Is this himField Mate Sam Shakusky Troop 55 resignedHe's hot almost too hot What's in the can76 mostly in nickels Give it to meYou badge in seamanship Yes sirThere's a coldwater crabber moored off Broken RockThe skipper owes me We'll see if he can take - Moonrise Kingdom 01:23
Is this himField Mate Sam Shakusky Troop 55...
Moonrise Kingdom What'd I just say That's my fee I'm keeping the nickels - Moonrise Kingdom 00:10
What'd I just say That's my fee I'm keeping...
Saving Mr Banks This is the rest of your teamThis is Dick and Bob Sherman music and lyricsBoys the one and only Mrs P L TraversThe creator of our beloved MaryPoppins Who elseMary Poppins Never ever just MaryIt's a pleasure to meet you BOTH HelloI fear we shan't be - Saving Mr Banks 00:32
This is the rest of your teamThis is Dick and Bob Sherman...
Saving Mr Banks Anyway Scene 1 Exterior17 Cherry Tree Lane London DayYes that's good That can stayThat's just the scene headingAlthough I do think we should say Number 17 instead of just 17It's proper yesALL No one's gonna see itI will see it - Saving Mr Banks 00:19
Anyway Scene 1 Exterior17 Cherry Tree Lane London DayYes...
Saving Mr Banks Oh the rumor is that this is to be your Mr Van DykeIs that right We do hope soWell we'll see about that It's a horrid ideaDick is one of the greatsDick Van DykeYesSCOFFSRobert my dearOlivier is one of the greatsBurton Guinness greats without questionI can - Saving Mr Banks 00:28
Oh the rumor is that this is to be your Mr Van DykeIs that...