Jason Segel quotes in movies

SLC Punk! 00:07 I wanna save the rain forests SLC Punk! 00:22 You here to visit SLC Punk! 00:11 You're always looking for pain SLC Punk! 00:21 You're older than anyone else here Despicable Me 00:36 Why are you wearing your pajamas Despicable Me 00:30 I'm applying for a villain loan Despicable Me 00:11 A little tiny toilet Despicable Me 00:21 Do you know where the shrink ray is Despicable Me 00:04 He punched my shark Despicable Me 00:17 You little punk Despicable Me 00:12 Don't make me laugh Despicable Me 00:22 I got the shrink ray Despicable Me 00:35 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be Despicable Me 00:23 You done been shrunk Despicable Me 00:35 Why are you wearing pyjamas Despicable Me 00:30 I'm applying for a new villain loan Go by the name of... Despicable Me 00:09 Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby Despicable Me 00:20 Do you know where the shrink ray is Despicable Me 00:12 Now the girls Despicable Me 00:15 Listen close you little punk Despicable Me 00:21 Boo ya Despicable Me 00:04 What He punched my shark Despicable Me 00:04 Oh poop Despicable Me 00:12 Don't make me laugh No Despicable Me 00:11 Oh yeah Despicable Me 00:31 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be Despicable Me 00:13 Now the girls Despicable Me 00:17 Listen close you little punk Despicable Me 00:12 Now the girls Despicable Me 00:20 Do you know where the shrink ray is Despicable Me 00:09 Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby Despicable Me 00:36 I'm applying for a new villain loan Go by the name of... Despicable Me 00:35 Why are you wearing pyjamas The End of the Tour 00:32 It may be in the old days what was known as a spiritual... The End of the Tour 00:36 You can make me look like a real dick if you print this The End of the Tour 01:10 There's a thing in the book about how when somebody... The End of the Tour 00:13 I can't take credit for it The End of the Tour 00:21 It's so much easier having dogs The End of the Tour 00:10 I'm not so sure you want to be me The End of the Tour 00:24 Do you wanna have kids The End of the Tour 00:24 You didn't think to write where we parked the car The End of the Tour 00:29 Yeah maybe in the old days what was known as a spiritual... The End of the Tour 00:36 To joke about getting laid on tour and stuff The End of the Tour 00:34 I am so sorry The End of the Tour 00:13 I think being shy basically means being self absorbed The End of the Tour 00:35 There's a thing in the book The End of the Tour 00:06 I'm not so sure you wanna be me The End of the Tour 00:07 It's a nice view The End of the Tour 00:20 It's so much easier having dogs The End of the Tour 00:15 You didn't think to write down where we parked the car The End of the Tour 00:23 I think that writing books is a little bit like raising... The End of the Tour 00:08 This piece will be excellent I think if it's mostly you The End of the Tour 00:13 How easy it is to get seduced off of any meaningful path I Love You, Man 00:23 You get home safe I Love You, Man 01:01 I just wish I could take back that kiss I Love You, Man 00:18 Broseph Goebbels I Love You, Man 00:26 That was very confusing I Love You, Man 00:12 She was very nice looking I Love You, Man 00:25 That guy needs to fart I Love You, Man 00:34 I'm Peter Klaven I Love You, Man 00:08 I'm thinking it might be a little bit small I Love You, Man 00:12 In front of my whole family I Love You, Man 00:54 You are about to marry one of the most honest I Love You, Man 00:13 So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on... I Love You, Man 00:27 You mean Chocolate I Love You, Man 00:12 This is where i jerk off I Love You, Man 00:09 Despite that joke I Love You, Man 00:05 Crop dusting across your open house I Love You, Man 00:04 That was my mother's name