Clips with Jason Segel

SLC Punk! I wanna save the rain forests - SLC Punk! 00:19 I wanna save the rain forests SLC Punk! You here to visit - SLC Punk! 00:37 You here to visit SLC Punk! You're always looking for pain - SLC Punk! 00:28 You're always looking for pain SLC Punk! You're older than anyone else here - SLC Punk! 00:44 You're older than anyone else here Despicable Me Why are you wearing your pajamas - Despicable Me 00:44 Why are you wearing your pajamas Despicable Me I'm applying for a villain loan - Despicable Me 00:47 I'm applying for a villain loan Despicable Me A little tiny toilet - Despicable Me 00:16 A little tiny toilet Despicable Me Do you know where the shrink ray is - Despicable Me 00:39 Do you know where the shrink ray is Despicable Me He punched my shark - Despicable Me 00:11 He punched my shark Despicable Me You little punk - Despicable Me 00:29 You little punk Despicable Me Don't make me laugh - Despicable Me 00:27 Don't make me laugh Despicable Me I got the shrink ray - Despicable Me 00:19 I got the shrink ray Despicable Me Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be - Despicable Me 00:51 Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be The End of the Tour It may be in the old days what was known as a spiritual crisis - The End of the Tour 01:20 It may be in the old days what was known as a spiritual... The End of the Tour You can make me look like a real dick if you print this - The End of the Tour 04:35 You can make me look like a real dick if you print this The End of the Tour There's a thing in the book about how when somebody leaps from a burning skyscraper - The End of the Tour 02:46 There's a thing in the book about how when somebody leaps... The End of the Tour I can't take credit for it - The End of the Tour 00:12 I can't take credit for it The End of the Tour It's so much easier having dogs - The End of the Tour 00:54 It's so much easier having dogs The End of the Tour I'm not so sure you want to be me - The End of the Tour 00:14 I'm not so sure you want to be me The End of the Tour Do you wanna have kids - The End of the Tour 01:12 Do you wanna have kids The End of the Tour You didn't think to write where we parked the car - The End of the Tour 00:34 You didn't think to write where we parked the car I Love You, Man You get home safe - I Love You, Man 00:31 You get home safe I Love You, Man I just wish I could take back that kiss - I Love You, Man 01:01 I just wish I could take back that kiss I Love You, Man Broseph Goebbels - I Love You, Man 00:10 Broseph Goebbels I Love You, Man That was very confusing - I Love You, Man 00:52 That was very confusing I Love You, Man She was very nice looking - I Love You, Man 00:12 She was very nice looking I Love You, Man That guy needs to fart - I Love You, Man 00:34 That guy needs to fart I Love You, Man I'm Peter Klaven - I Love You, Man 00:34 I'm Peter Klaven I Love You, Man I'm thinking it might be a little bit small - I Love You, Man 00:27 I'm thinking it might be a little bit small I Love You, Man In front of my whole family - I Love You, Man 00:33 In front of my whole family I Love You, Man You are about to marry one of the most honest - I Love You, Man 00:59 You are about to marry one of the most honest I Love You, Man So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the Ferrigno house - I Love You, Man 00:45 So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the... I Love You, Man You mean  Chocolate - I Love You, Man 01:52 You mean Chocolate I Love You, Man This is where i jerk off - I Love You, Man 00:12 This is where i jerk off I Love You, Man Despite that joke - I Love You, Man 00:20 Despite that joke I Love You, Man Crop dusting across your open house - I Love You, Man 00:14 Crop dusting across your open house I Love You, Man That was my mother's name - I Love You, Man 00:12 That was my mother's name I Love You, Man You jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend - I Love You, Man 00:42 You jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend I Love You, Man What is  wrong  with you - I Love You, Man 00:42 What is wrong with you I Love You, Man What's wrong with that - I Love You, Man 00:42 What's wrong with that I Love You, Man I think we should spend some time apart - I Love You, Man 01:55 I think we should spend some time apart I Love You, Man I always get this reaction - I Love You, Man 00:25 I always get this reaction I Love You, Man Anybody want a peanut - I Love You, Man 00:11 Anybody want a peanut I Love You, Man And for the record - I Love You, Man 03:48 And for the record I Love You, Man This is my nightmare - I Love You, Man 00:11 This is my nightmare I Love You, Man I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins - I Love You, Man 00:18 I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins I Love You, Man Trying is having the intention to fail - I Love You, Man 00:31 Trying is having the intention to fail I Love You, Man I'd just like to make a quick toast - I Love You, Man 00:14 I'd just like to make a quick toast Forgetting Sarah Marshall We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:56 We're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically Forgetting Sarah Marshall Awful bloody film - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 02:10 Awful bloody film Forgetting Sarah Marshall Everybody hates you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:03 Everybody hates you Forgetting Sarah Marshall You don't need to put your P in a V right now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 You don't need to put your P in a V right now Forgetting Sarah Marshall I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish Forgetting Sarah Marshall That's ridiculous - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:23 That's ridiculous Forgetting Sarah Marshall You can stop crying now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:33 You can stop crying now Forgetting Sarah Marshall You gotta get your shit together - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:11 You gotta get your shit together Forgetting Sarah Marshall What's wrong with you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:18 What's wrong with you Forgetting Sarah Marshall I wanted to tell you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:20 I wanted to tell you Forgetting Sarah Marshall Chuck's my mainland name - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:41 Chuck's my mainland name Forgetting Sarah Marshall We think the world of Sarah - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:39 We think the world of Sarah Forgetting Sarah Marshall She's having an orgasm - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:12 She's having an orgasm Forgetting Sarah Marshall You brought a gag - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:28 You brought a gag Forgetting Sarah Marshall I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:20 I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt Forgetting Sarah Marshall You shall not pass - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 You shall not pass Forgetting Sarah Marshall You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:34 You're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente Forgetting Sarah Marshall Your girlfriend - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 Your girlfriend Forgetting Sarah Marshall I'd like to grab some dinner - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 I'd like to grab some dinner Forgetting Sarah Marshall I can see why Sarah likes you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:07 I can see why Sarah likes you Forgetting Sarah Marshall Koonu call the front desk now - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:16 Koonu call the front desk now Forgetting Sarah Marshall I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here Forgetting Sarah Marshall That is so cool - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 That is so cool Forgetting Sarah Marshall How are things going with the lady - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:27 How are things going with the lady Forgetting Sarah Marshall What are you doing here - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17 What are you doing here Forgetting Sarah Marshall How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:41 How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall Forgetting Sarah Marshall Let's go with the usual stuff - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:31 Let's go with the usual stuff Forgetting Sarah Marshall Because he's a man like anyone else - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:44 Because he's a man like anyone else Forgetting Sarah Marshall Wedding in Hawaii - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:11 Wedding in Hawaii Forgetting Sarah Marshall Can I have another Bloody Mary - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:25 Can I have another Bloody Mary Forgetting Sarah Marshall I'm on Sex and the City - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:17 I'm on Sex and the City Forgetting Sarah Marshall I thought I told you to stay on your island - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:01 I thought I told you to stay on your island Forgetting Sarah Marshall Are you sleeping - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 Are you sleeping Forgetting Sarah Marshall Why don't you press your feet up against the rock - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:32 Why don't you press your feet up against the rock Forgetting Sarah Marshall What's up with that hat - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:43 What's up with that hat Forgetting Sarah Marshall I wanna stand up before I leave - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:30 I wanna stand up before I leave Forgetting Sarah Marshall I love her show - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:40 I love her show Forgetting Sarah Marshall But because they were Costco brand - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:32 But because they were Costco brand Forgetting Sarah Marshall I know what I'm supposed to do - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:18 I know what I'm supposed to do Forgetting Sarah Marshall You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:21 You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love Forgetting Sarah Marshall Its not all about you - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 00:19 Its not all about you Forgetting Sarah Marshall I find you both sexually attractive - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:04 I find you both sexually attractive Forgetting Sarah Marshall Pump the brakes - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 01:04 Pump the brakes The Discovery Sometimes I feel like I'm taking someone else's spot and then I feel sad - The Discovery 01:07 Sometimes I feel like I'm taking someone else's spot and... The Discovery Death used to be something we just had to live with - The Discovery 01:07 Death used to be something we just had to live with The Discovery And reality and fantasy are mutually exclusive - The Discovery 01:07 And reality and fantasy are mutually exclusive The Discovery I think it's our instinct to search for meaning - The Discovery 00:32 I think it's our instinct to search for meaning The Discovery But if there's a meaning to any of it - The Discovery 00:35 But if there's a meaning to any of it Knocked Up Sadie might have the chicken pox - Knocked Up 00:42 Sadie might have the chicken pox Knocked Up You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities - Knocked Up 01:50 You get it from poo particles making their way into your... Knocked Up I'm gonna go make a protein shake - Knocked Up 00:14 I'm gonna go make a protein shake Knocked Up I'm going to be there to rear your child - Knocked Up 00:26 I'm going to be there to rear your child Knocked Up I didn't go to Yale to work 24 hours a day - Knocked Up 00:25 I didn't go to Yale to work 24 hours a day Knocked Up I can't believe you did this - Knocked Up 01:35 I can't believe you did this Knocked Up Martin why didn't you just listen when I was explaining the rules - Knocked Up 00:52 Martin why didn't you just listen when I was explaining the... Knocked Up Gynecology is only a hobby of mine - Knocked Up 00:22 Gynecology is only a hobby of mine Knocked Up You still have a little dick - Knocked Up 00:13 You still have a little dick Knocked Up Ever since I saw Transamerica - Knocked Up 00:31 Ever since I saw Transamerica Knocked Up What are you doing - Knocked Up 00:19 What are you doing