Jason Segel quotes in movies

I Love You, Man 00:06

I'm a man Peter

I Love You, Man 00:27

Society tells us to act civilized but the truth is...

I Love You, Man 00:07

I always get this reaction

I Love You, Man 00:08

Pete this is the man cave There's no women allowed in...

I Love You, Man 00:16

Wait you jacked off to a picture of your own girlfriend

I Love You, Man 00:07

All right Rush I love Rush

I Love You, Man 00:25

I'm I was I'm kidding

I Love You, Man 00:04

Are you all right My fucking ass

I Love You, Man 00:33

Zooey you are about to marry one of the most honest

I Love You, Man 00:12

Look man you told my fianc e that she needs to give me...

I Love You, Man 00:04

I'm sorry This is my nightmare

I Love You, Man 00:04

Raquel That was my mother's name

I Love You, Man 00:13

So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on...

I Love You, Man 00:27

Do you know the best night I've had in the last five...

I Love You, Man 00:18

I love you man

I Love You, Man 00:32

For the record I like giving blowjobs

I Love You, Man 00:04

Thank you I'd just like to make a quick toast

The Five Year Engagement 00:12

I was not flirting okay ALEX Oh really

The Five Year Engagement 00:20

Chef I'm trying to propose to my future wife just right...

The Five Year Engagement 00:07

What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table

The Five Year Engagement 00:24

No He kissed me Tom

The Five Year Engagement 00:33

How could you do this to me

The Five Year Engagement 00:18

You're a white guy You make tacos like a Mexican

The Five Year Engagement 01:16

I think I understand why I have communication issues

The Five Year Engagement 01:10

Listen I need to

The Muppets 00:19

Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know...

The Muppets 00:32

So what do we do now

The Muppets 00:13

Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back...

The Muppets 00:08

OK No no wait wait

The Muppets 00:33

Listen Kermit I like you

The Muppets 00:16

Am I a man

The Muppets 00:09

Amla man

The Muppets 00:26

You always believe in other people but that's easy

The Muppets 00:11

And say Mary will you marry me

This Is the End 00:24

And I'm lucky It's the same thing a lot...

Bad Teacher 00:10

So I heard about the whole engagement thing That blowsDid...

Bad Teacher 00:15

Hey They don't make songs like this anymore rightYou...

Bad Teacher 00:13

Okay LeBron's a better rebounder and passerWill you let...

Bad Teacher 00:17

Twilight look at me

Bad Teacher 00:31

It's a nice thing you did I don't know what...

Bad Teacher 00:05

Sign my yearbook Hold my ball sack

Despicable Me 00:30

I'm applying for a new villain loan Go by the name of...

Despicable Me 00:11

Oh yeah

Despicable Me 00:21

Boo yaYou got shrunk tiny mouthwashTake thatYou done been...

Despicable Me 00:15

GruDon't make me laugh NoP S he is not getting the...

Despicable Me 00:09

Look at you a little tiny toilet for a little tiny babyCurse...

Despicable Me 00:35

Why are you wearing pajamasThese aren't pajamas This is...

Despicable Me 00:20

Do you know where the shrink ray isDuh Back at my placeOh is...

Despicable Me 00:31

Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could beI...

Despicable Me 00:12

Now the girlsActually I think I'll hold on to them a...

Despicable Me 00:15

Listen close you little punkWhen I get in there you are in...

Despicable Me 00:04

What He punched my shark

Despicable Me 00:03

Oh poop

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:10

What do you do in the basement You're not cIeaning it

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:26

Okay This morning

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:08

Why wouldn't she tell you the truth

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:05

You know what I have an asshole for a brother

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:20

I just

Jeff, Who Lives at Home 00:07

I want to be in love again

Sex Tape 00:03

Nobody understands the cloud

Sex Tape 00:07

Who has sex for three hours We didThat's the length of...

Sex Tape 00:16

I know See this is the thingYou've put me in a...

The End of the Tour 00:07

It's a nice view

The End of the Tour 00:08

This piece will be excellent I think if it's mostly you

The End of the Tour 00:20

It's so much easier having dogs

The End of the Tour 00:23

I think that writing books is a little bit like raising...

The End of the Tour 00:34

I am so sorry

The End of the Tour 00:13

I think being shy basically means being self absorbed

The End of the Tour 00:15

You didn't think to write down where we parked the car

The End of the Tour 00:13

How easy it is to get seduced off of any meaningful path