Clips with Jason Statham

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... And those who trust me from the ones who don'tBecause if you can't see value here todayyou're not up here shopping you're up here shopliftingYou see these goodsNever seen daylight moonlight israeliteor Fanny by the gaslightTake a bag Come on take a bagI - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:21
And those who trust me from the ones who don'tBecause...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... What's all the fuss about Harry? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:37
What's all the fuss about Harry?
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Bacon Once there was this geezer called smithy Robinsonwho worked for Harrybut it was rumored that he was on the takeHarry's invited smithy round for an explanationSmithy didn't do a very good job Within a minuteHarry's lost his rag reached out for the - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Bacon Once there was this geezer called smithy Robinsonwho...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Listen to this one You open up a companycalled arse ticklers faggots fan club You whatYou take out an advert in the back page of some gay magadvertising the latest in arse intruding dildosYou sell it with I don't knowdoes what no other dildo can do until - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:19
Listen to this one You open up a companycalled arse ticklers...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like giving them a bit of a kickingI'm sure it won't do any harmYeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I meanAlso I think knives are a good ideaBig fuck off shiny onesOnes that look - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:48
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this was meant to be a robberyWhere did they get those outfitsBoth Not a bad idea that - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find youWhat do you think this is fucking hide and seek - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you knowBacon see what we've gotLet's have a butchers ehWe've hit the jackpot ladsWe've got god knows how much of this stinking weeda shit load ofcashand a traffic - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:15
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodieswhich sort of puts us in the clearThe only thing connecting us with the case is those shotgunsAnd Tom took care of themSoap You did take care of the shotguns didn't you TomI wanted to talk to you about - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:08
So the traffic warden identified the neighbors'...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking... Now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridgeAnd throw yourself off while you're at it - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridgeAnd...
The Bank Job So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid - The Bank Job 00:13
So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid
The Bank Job And I know your mates - The Bank Job 00:37
And I know your mates
The Bank Job We are not bank robbers - The Bank Job 00:34
We are not bank robbers
The Bank Job So come on then what don't I know - The Bank Job 00:21
So come on then what don't I know
The Bank Job This is the Major Major Guy Singer - The Bank Job 00:17
This is the Major Major Guy Singer
The Bank Job We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie - The Bank Job 00:12
We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie
The Bank Job Radio's in the bag binocs as well - The Bank Job 00:15
Radio's in the bag binocs as well
The Bank Job What's down there - The Bank Job 00:11
What's down there
The Bank Job We can smell the money though Over - The Bank Job 00:10
We can smell the money though Over
The Bank Job Why'd you pick Kev and me - The Bank Job 00:09
Why'd you pick Kev and me
The Bank Job Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund - The Bank Job 00:10
Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund
The Bank Job Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5 - The Bank Job 00:08
Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5
The Bank Job These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:21
These people aren't regular cozzers Martine
The Bank Job These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:10
These people aren't regular cozzers Martine
The Bank Job You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you - The Bank Job 00:35
You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you
The Bank Job Hello Who am I talking to - The Bank Job 00:36
Hello Who am I talking to
The Bank Job The papers said that there was a woman in the vault - The Bank Job 00:12
The papers said that there was a woman in the vault
The Bank Job There's another problem - The Bank Job 00:21
There's another problem
The Bank Job What we don't rate a mention - The Bank Job 00:09
What we don't rate a mention
The Bank Job Your documentation and guarantees - The Bank Job 00:13
Your documentation and guarantees
The Bank Job Stay there or you're dead meat - The Bank Job 00:21
Stay there or you're dead meat
The Bank Job How did that happen Fucked if I know - The Bank Job 00:06
How did that happen Fucked if I know
The Bank Job Fish fingers tonight eh - The Bank Job 00:04
Fish fingers tonight eh
Snatch My name is Turkish - Snatch 00:26
My name is Turkish
Snatch It's an unlicensed boxing match It's not a tickling competition - Snatch 00:09
It's an unlicensed boxing match It's not a...
Snatch Look at it How am I supposed to run this thing from that - Snatch 00:33
Look at it How am I supposed to run this thing from that
Snatch I want a new one You're going to buy it for me - Snatch 00:34
I want a new one You're going to buy it for me
Snatch What's happening with them sausages Five minutes - Snatch 00:10
What's happening with them sausages Five minutes
Snatch Fuck me Hold tight - Snatch 00:17
Fuck me Hold tight
Snatch What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off when you sit - Snatch 00:05
What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off when you...
Snatch Boris The Blade or Boris The Bullet Dodger - Snatch 00:13
Boris The Blade or Boris The Bullet Dodger
Snatch Pull your tongue out of my arsehole - Snatch 00:32
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole
Snatch It's just Pikey - Snatch 00:08
It's just Pikey
Snatch People'll see the damage Why'd you do that - Snatch 00:10
People'll see the damage Why'd you do that
Snatch Who took the jam out of your doughnut - Snatch 00:09
Who took the jam out of your doughnut
Snatch I fail to recognize the correlation - Snatch 00:09
I fail to recognize the correlation
Snatch You're not Mr Current Affairs are you - Snatch 00:09
You're not Mr Current Affairs are you
Snatch We've lost Gorgeous George - Snatch 00:21
We've lost Gorgeous George
Snatch You've still got your fight No - Snatch 00:12
You've still got your fight No
Snatch Now I know he looks like a fat fucker - Snatch 00:04
Now I know he looks like a fat fucker
Snatch Do you realize I'm fucking forty grand down - Snatch 00:16
Do you realize I'm fucking forty grand down
Snatch Oink oink - Snatch 00:09
Oink oink
Snatch You take sugar No thank you Turkish - Snatch 00:08
You take sugar No thank you Turkish
Snatch Well the big rabbit gets fucked doesn't it - Snatch 00:15
Well the big rabbit gets fucked doesn't it
Snatch Do you want to do it That depends - Snatch 00:36
Do you want to do it That depends
Snatch Well why didn't you '' bust a cap in his ass'' then Tommy - Snatch 00:07
Well why didn't you '' bust a cap in his...
Snatch What You saying I can't shoot - Snatch 00:17
What You saying I can't shoot
Snatch I can't make him do it can I - Snatch 00:08
I can't make him do it can I
Snatch The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet - Snatch 00:09
The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy...
Snatch I don't want to go in there He's a dangerous bastard - Snatch 00:29
I don't want to go in there He's a dangerous...
Snatch Tommy why is your skin leaking - Snatch 00:37
Tommy why is your skin leaking
Snatch You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy - Snatch 00:10
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy
Snatch Bollocks I'm going for a walk - Snatch 00:05
Bollocks I'm going for a walk
Snatch Fuck face who's speaking to you He asked him didn't he - Snatch 00:12
Fuck face who's speaking to you He asked him...
Snatch All he's got to do is stay down - Snatch 00:12
All he's got to do is stay down
Snatch Ever cross the road and look the wrong way - Snatch 00:27
Ever cross the road and look the wrong way
Snatch For every action there is a reaction - Snatch 00:09
For every action there is a reaction
Snatch So what you doing here - Snatch 00:19
So what you doing here
Snatch He loves that dog - Snatch 00:06
He loves that dog
Snatch Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog - Snatch 00:35
Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog