Clips with Jason Statham

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The Transporter Rule one Never change the deal - The Transporter 00:04
Rule one Never change the deal
The Transporter Once we make a deal the terms of that deal cannot be changed or renegotiatedAnother rule It's rule number one - The Transporter 00:09
Once we make a deal the terms of that deal cannot be changed...
The Transporter Transportation is a precise business - The Transporter 00:05
Transportation is a precise business
The Transporter You don't need your mouth to pee - The Transporter 00:04
You don't need your mouth to pee
The Transporter Rule two No names - The Transporter 00:05
Rule two No names
The Transporter You're like dog shit You're everywhere - The Transporter 00:04
You're like dog shit You're everywhere
The Transporter Means I got tired of seeing my best effortsget turned into bullshit by the same people who pay me to do the job - The Transporter 00:08
Means I got tired of seeing my best effortsget turned into...
The Transporter Because it's your last on this trip - The Transporter 00:05
Because it's your last on this trip
The Transporter We'll be right behind you just in case - The Transporter 00:04
We'll be right behind you just in case
The Transporter I'm looking to do a little sightseeing - The Transporter 00:10
I'm looking to do a little sightseeing
The Transporter The delivery will be madeMy daughter will get over it If I'm lucky maybe she'll see the lightYeah if she's lucky maybe you'll get hit by a truck - The Transporter 00:17
The delivery will be madeMy daughter will get over it If...
The Italian Job Learn the language of poetryart romance sexUnlike you my friend I don't need a guidebookCan we go please - The Italian Job 00:10
Learn the language of poetryart romance sexUnlike you my...
The Italian Job Left ear What are you gettin' Rob I don't knowThere's a lot of things you can buy with a lot of moneyyou know I'm just thinkin' about naked girlsand leather seats Left ear Obviously SeeI suppose I'd getthe Aston Martin vanquishThere's not a lot a girl - The Italian Job 00:16
Left ear What are you gettin' Rob I don't...
The Italian Job I'm gonna get a nad t 770 digital decoderwith 70 watt amps and burr brown dacsYeah It's a big stereoSpeakers so loud they blow women's clothes offNow you're talkin' - The Italian Job 00:15
I'm gonna get a nad t 770 digital decoderwith 70 watt...
The Italian Job James hymen Come on man One time give me a cool nameLeft ear 140 pounds Try 165 Rob Try lifting weightsTry lifting up these Guys enough Come onWe leave tomorrow all rightLet's go Lyle Hey CharlieHey handsome will you help him with the bikeYeah Help - The Italian Job 00:21
James hymen Come on man One time give me a cool nameLeft ear...
The Italian Job Turn in your badge and your weapon - The Italian Job 00:33
Turn in your badge and your weapon
The Italian Job It's either bad trafficpeak traffic or slit your wrist trafficYou know five people died from smokingin between traffic lights todayLeft ear Well you know they do have good Metro railRob You could always use thatThat'd be ideal for carrying a ton of - The Italian Job 00:34
It's either bad trafficpeak traffic or slit your wrist...
The Italian Job Lyle And then he's the media darlingon the cover of all the magazinesI should've been on the cover of wired magazineYou know what he said He said he he named it napsterbecause it was his nickname 'cause of the nappy hairUnder the hat But heIt's 'cause I - The Italian Job 00:26
Lyle And then he's the media darlingon the cover of all...
The Italian Job You think Stella can pull it offI have my doubtsMmmBut there's no talkin' to Charlie thoughYou think he's mixing business with pleasureYeah He should know better Only I'm allowed to do that - The Italian Job 00:18
You think Stella can pull it offI have my doubtsMmmBut...
The Italian Job He only answers to the napster now CharlieNoI'm not calling you the napsterWhy You call him left earLeft ear Well I am And him handsome RobWell that's because he is handsome RobWell you can call me the napster - The Italian Job 00:16
He only answers to the napster now CharlieNoI'm not...
The Italian Job Come onThey were at the same college at the same timeWhy are you encouraging this - The Italian Job 00:07
Come onThey were at the same college at the same timeWhy are...
The Italian Job Yeah but so how do we get the gold from the vaultto the getaway carHow wide is the hallway napsterSix feetOkay You got your gold - The Italian Job 00:34
Yeah but so how do we get the gold from the vaultto the...
The Italian Job Lyle CharlieHe's flying the CoopWhen - The Italian Job 00:10
Lyle CharlieHe's flying the CoopWhen
The Italian Job Napster gridlock every route except for the one we chooseForce that truck to go exactly the way we want it to goWhere do we want it to goWe can't have a shoot out without guns We'd loseThen we'll do it like the Italian job - The Italian Job 00:15
Napster gridlock every route except for the one we...
The Italian Job Rob Twenty seven millionLeft ear Say it again Say it again Twenty seven million - The Italian Job 00:07
Rob Twenty seven millionLeft ear Say it again Say it again...
Cellular Do you want to die here - Cellular 00:05
Do you want to die here
Cellular Santa Monica Pier - Cellular 00:12
Santa Monica Pier
Cellular We found him yet - Cellular 00:14
We found him yet
Revolver I've got to spend the next two minutes - Revolver 00:17
I've got to spend the next two minutes
Revolver The longer you listen the sweeter the pitch - Revolver 00:05
The longer you listen the sweeter the pitch
Revolver Very funny George This one will make you laugh - Revolver 00:06
Very funny George This one will make you laugh
Revolver Gradually they thought they'd found a formula to the con Check - Revolver 00:11
Gradually they thought they'd found a formula to the...
Revolver Did you get anything from the old lady No - Revolver 00:18
Did you get anything from the old lady No
Revolver This has become a large problem Avi - Revolver 00:11
This has become a large problem Avi
Revolver You'll always find a good opponent in the very last place you would ever look - Revolver 00:09
You'll always find a good opponent in the very last...
Revolver Something that you will deny even exists - Revolver 00:36
Something that you will deny even exists
Revolver Forget the tea Avi - Revolver 00:09
Forget the tea Avi
Revolver I am rich - Revolver 00:06
I am rich
Revolver You're protecting him Mr Green - Revolver 00:17
You're protecting him Mr Green
Revolver I know you're still there cos I can feel you dying - Revolver 00:36
I know you're still there cos I can feel you dying
Collateral You okay Yeah I'm fine mate - Collateral 00:05
You okay Yeah I'm fine mate
Transporter 2 Well would you rather be late or deadYou don't want to do this Step out of the carWhoo Let's go fellasCome on baby YesTake it easy The car's brand newNo problem buddy I got this Baby let's ride Time to goYour parents know the kind of company you're - Transporter 2 00:43
Well would you rather be late or deadYou don't want to...
Transporter 2 Hold onIt just came out of the dry cleaner's - Transporter 2 00:08
Hold onIt just came out of the dry cleaner's
Transporter 2 It was just a favor I don't usually do this sort of a jobI thought you were a professional driverA different kind of driving - Transporter 2 00:11
It was just a favor I don't usually do this sort of a...
Transporter 2 You said if I needed anythingI can't Why Because of who I amBecause of who I am - Transporter 2 00:13
You said if I needed anythingI can't Why Because of who...
Transporter 2 Frank it hurts a lot I'd never let anyone hurt you a lotPromise You know my fourth ruleNever make a promise you can't keep Come on - Transporter 2 00:13
Frank it hurts a lot I'd never let anyone hurt you a...
Transporter 2 Didn't your mother teach you to say thank youShe tried and failed miserably - Transporter 2 00:07
Didn't your mother teach you to say thank youShe tried...
Transporter 2 I think we lost them Think againThought complete Let's go - Transporter 2 00:13
I think we lost them Think againThought complete Let's...
Transporter 2 Not what you expected when you reported for work this morning is it Frank NoIs that what passes for wit in this circleIn this circle my friend wit is not a requirement of the jobBrutality yes An ability to inflict pain absolutelyA certain psychotic moral - Transporter 2 00:24
Not what you expected when you reported for work this...
Transporter 2 Hello It's meYou son of a bitch Look I had nothing to do with this - Transporter 2 00:08
Hello It's meYou son of a bitch Look I had nothing to...
Transporter 2 What are you doing Trying to catch a bus - Transporter 2 00:06
What are you doing Trying to catch a bus
Transporter 2 Have a good lifewhat's left of it - Transporter 2 00:07
Have a good lifewhat's left of it
Transporter 2 They gave me the five star accommodation Let me guess you need my helpAre you near the computerIt's practically my pillow So how do you want to startI don't know I have nothing Ah My favorite type of investigation - Transporter 2 00:20
They gave me the five star accommodation Let me guess you...
Transporter 2 It took more than a driver to figure this outI haven't figured it all out yetPerhaps I can help you What part are you a little thick onYou Why OhThat's the easy part It's a business deal pure and simpleI'm for hire to the highest bidderIn this case the - Transporter 2 00:26
It took more than a driver to figure this outI haven't...
Transporter 2 You really think killing all these politiciansis going to make things easier for themThat's not my problem I was hired to do a jobI did the job like you Just my pay is betterMy hair and my suit too - Transporter 2 00:18
You really think killing all these politiciansis going to...
Transporter 2 I'm sorry to inform you that you have been canceled - Transporter 2 00:07
I'm sorry to inform you that you have been canceled
Transporter 2 A potato - Transporter 2 00:06
A potato
Transporter 2 I'm looking for a transporterI'm listening - Transporter 2 00:10
I'm looking for a transporterI'm listening
Chaos I need to speak to you Quentin - Chaos 00:07
I need to speak to you Quentin
Chaos Could we have a few words Yeah I'll give you two Blow me - Chaos 00:05
Could we have a few words Yeah I'll give you two Blow...
London Lt's like this l understood where l stood in relation - London 00:34
Lt's like this l understood where l stood in relation
London How old is she l don't know like 1 6 1 7 - London 00:13
How old is she l don't know like 1 6 1 7
London Lf we told women a tenth of the things we think and do - London 00:12
Lf we told women a tenth of the things we think and do
London Come on you fucking dirty shit cunt whore Fucking whip me - London 00:06
Come on you fucking dirty shit cunt whore Fucking whip me
London Sweating like a fucking rapist - London 00:06
Sweating like a fucking rapist
London L think it has a lot to do with pain and self flagellation - London 00:23
L think it has a lot to do with pain and self flagellation
London Sweating like a fucking rapist - London 00:09
Sweating like a fucking rapist
London Personally l'd rather regret something l'd done - London 00:07
Personally l'd rather regret something l'd done
London That'd be nice Look they have this theory - London 00:20
That'd be nice Look they have this theory
London Look l don't know if first love applies to that theory anyway - London 00:21
Look l don't know if first love applies to that theory...