Clips with Jean Shepherd

A Christmas Story Some men are Baptists - A Christmas Story 01:56
Some men are Baptists
A Christmas Story I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man - A Christmas Story 01:00
I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old...
A Christmas Story Do you know what Ralph just said - A Christmas Story 00:46
Do you know what Ralph just said
A Christmas Story Smelly wok buster - A Christmas Story 01:01
Smelly wok buster
A Christmas Story Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair - A Christmas Story 01:00
Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair
A Christmas Story And good old Cleveland Street How could I ever forget it - A Christmas Story 00:21
And good old Cleveland Street How could I ever forget it
A Christmas Story But no matter Christmas was on its way - A Christmas Story 00:11
But no matter Christmas was on its way
A Christmas Story Downtown Hohman was prepared for its yearly bacchanalia of - A Christmas Story 00:09
Downtown Hohman was prepared for its yearly bacchanalia of
A Christmas Story First nighters packed earmuff to earmuff jostled in wonderment - A Christmas Story 00:14
First nighters packed earmuff to earmuff jostled in...
A Christmas Story Meanwhile I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint - A Christmas Story 00:20
Meanwhile I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint
A Christmas Story Parents one - A Christmas Story 00:36
Parents one
A Christmas Story I was just kidding Even though Flick is getting one - A Christmas Story 00:15
I was just kidding Even though Flick is getting one
A Christmas Story Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders - A Christmas Story 00:13
Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders
A Christmas Story Open up that damper - A Christmas Story 00:50
Open up that damper
A Christmas Story Preparing to go to school was like getting ready - A Christmas Story 00:07
Preparing to go to school was like getting ready
A Christmas Story My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop - A Christmas Story 00:05
My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop
A Christmas Story Are you kidding Stick my tongue to that stupid pole - A Christmas Story 00:34
Are you kidding Stick my tongue to that stupid pole
A Christmas Story Where's Flick - A Christmas Story 00:08
Where's Flick
A Christmas Story Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this - A Christmas Story 00:36
Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this
A Christmas Story The black cave of doom - A Christmas Story 00:36
The black cave of doom
A Christmas Story Scut Farkus - A Christmas Story 00:17
Scut Farkus
A Christmas Story Grover Dill Farkus' crummy little toady - A Christmas Story 00:13
Grover Dill Farkus' crummy little toady
A Christmas Story Randy lay there like a slug - A Christmas Story 00:06
Randy lay there like a slug
A Christmas Story Say uncle - A Christmas Story 00:24
Say uncle
A Christmas Story Every family has a kid who won't eat - A Christmas Story 00:09
Every family has a kid who won't eat
A Christmas Story My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years - A Christmas Story 00:06
My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years
A Christmas Story Would you look at that - A Christmas Story 00:30
Would you look at that
A Christmas Story Holy smoke would you - A Christmas Story 00:26
Holy smoke would you
A Christmas Story The snap of a few sparks a quick whiff of ozone - A Christmas Story 00:19
The snap of a few sparks a quick whiff of ozone
A Christmas Story Only one thing that could've dragged me away - A Christmas Story 00:09
Only one thing that could've dragged me away
A Christmas Story Get in the car Get in the car - A Christmas Story 00:31
Get in the car Get in the car
A Christmas Story Damn it Blow out - A Christmas Story 00:35
Damn it Blow out
A Christmas Story My old man's spare tires were actually only tires - A Christmas Story 00:09
My old man's spare tires were actually only tires
A Christmas Story Only I didn't say fudge - A Christmas Story 00:36
Only I didn't say fudge
A Christmas Story Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap - A Christmas Story 00:21
Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap
A Christmas Story You ready to tell me - A Christmas Story 00:27
You ready to tell me
A Christmas Story My father worked in profanity the way - A Christmas Story 00:10
My father worked in profanity the way
A Christmas Story There has never been a kid who didn't believe - A Christmas Story 00:12
There has never been a kid who didn't believe
A Christmas Story Thank you Flick - A Christmas Story 00:36
Thank you Flick
A Christmas Story Honors and benefits Already at the age of nine - A Christmas Story 00:05
Honors and benefits Already at the age of nine
A Christmas Story Don't you touch that - A Christmas Story 00:26
Don't you touch that
A Christmas Story The old man stood quivering with fury - A Christmas Story 00:10
The old man stood quivering with fury
A Christmas Story With as much dignity as he could muster - A Christmas Story 00:23
With as much dignity as he could muster
A Christmas Story Later that night alone in the backyard - A Christmas Story 00:17
Later that night alone in the backyard
A Christmas Story I left Flick to certain annihilation - A Christmas Story 00:09
I left Flick to certain annihilation
A Christmas Story You'll shoot your eye out - A Christmas Story 00:23
You'll shoot your eye out
A Christmas Story Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice - A Christmas Story 00:08
Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice
A Christmas Story Listen jerk - A Christmas Story 00:21
Listen jerk
A Christmas Story I have since heard of people under - A Christmas Story 00:16
I have since heard of people under
A Christmas Story Don't bother me now Can't you see I'm busy - A Christmas Story 00:07
Don't bother me now Can't you see I'm busy
A Christmas Story I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed - A Christmas Story 00:05
I slowly began to realize I was not about to be destroyed
A Christmas Story The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to Terre Haute - A Christmas Story 00:09
The line waiting to see Santa stretched all the way back to...
A Christmas Story I like Santa - A Christmas Story 00:16
I like Santa
A Christmas Story Hold it Don't anybody move - A Christmas Story 00:14
Hold it Don't anybody move
A Christmas Story Christmas had come Officially We plunged into the cornucopia - A Christmas Story 00:12
Christmas had come Officially We plunged into the cornucopia
A Christmas Story Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that - A Christmas Story 00:09
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that
A Christmas Story Lmmediately my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy little bunnies - A Christmas Story 00:21
Lmmediately my feet began to sweat as those two fluffy...
A Christmas Story Do you want to take it off - A Christmas Story 00:29
Do you want to take it off
A Christmas Story Oh my God I shot my eye out - A Christmas Story 00:04
Oh my God I shot my eye out
A Christmas Story Life is like that - A Christmas Story 00:15
Life is like that
A Christmas Story The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house But it was gone - A Christmas Story 00:16
The heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the house But it was...
A Christmas Story All gone No turkey No turkey sandwiches - A Christmas Story 00:09
All gone No turkey No turkey sandwiches
A Christmas Story It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is - A Christmas Story 00:36
It's a beautiful duck Yes it really is