Clips with Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Timecop You're not funny I'm never funny - Timecop 00:11
You're not funny I'm never funny
Timecop I catch you fuckin' this machine again I'll break your neck - Timecop 00:15
I catch you fuckin' this machine again I'll break...
Timecop I really could care less whether you like me or not - Timecop 00:29
I really could care less whether you like me or not
Timecop Have they ever lost a pod Ask the Vollmers - Timecop 00:12
Have they ever lost a pod Ask the Vollmers
Timecop Freeze - Timecop 00:13
Freeze
Timecop I should've said Freeze I think he got the idea - Timecop 00:07
I should've said Freeze I think he got the idea
Timecop I'm an ambitious Harvard educated visionary - Timecop 00:20
I'm an ambitious Harvard educated visionary
Timecop I'm still kicking I must be on Broadway - Timecop 00:08
I'm still kicking I must be on Broadway
Sudden Death Icey Big deal Some fat guy in a ratty penguin suit - Sudden Death 00:09
Icey Big deal Some fat guy in a ratty penguin suit
Sudden Death Ca va Bonjour - Sudden Death 00:16
Ca va Bonjour
Sudden Death Had any contact with the aggressors I killed two Is that contact - Sudden Death 00:05
Had any contact with the aggressors I killed two Is that...
Sudden Death I'm having a real bad day - Sudden Death 00:04
I'm having a real bad day
Sudden Death Don't let him know it's me I'll get you out I'll take you home I promise - Sudden Death 01:05
Don't let him know it's me I'll get you out...
Maximum Risk This is not your lucky day - Maximum Risk 00:20
This is not your lucky day
The Quest Where did you learn to fight like that - The Quest 00:08
Where did you learn to fight like that
The Quest Hey clown boy - The Quest 00:39
Hey clown boy
The Quest We were looking for you weren't we - The Quest 01:07
We were looking for you weren't we
The Quest Where'd you get the haircut The army - The Quest 00:08
Where'd you get the haircut The army
The Quest Good morning Champ - The Quest 00:41
Good morning Champ
The Quest It's over Hit the gong - The Quest 00:05
It's over Hit the gong
The Quest DOBBS I'm sorry kid we tried to run out on you - The Quest 01:11
DOBBS I'm sorry kid we tried to run out on you
Double Team Kathryn Your damn cow is in my way - Double Team 00:07
Kathryn Your damn cow is in my way
Double Team Who does your hair Siegfried or Roy - Double Team 00:14
Who does your hair Siegfried or Roy
Double Team Offence gets the glory But defence wins the game - Double Team 00:06
Offence gets the glory But defence wins the game
Double Team So that's why you're dressed like a carrot with earrings - Double Team 00:07
So that's why you're dressed like a carrot with...
Knock Off You're the king of knock offs - Knock Off 00:09
You're the king of knock offs
Knock Off That still doesn't prove he's a knock off artist - Knock Off 00:12
That still doesn't prove he's a knock off artist
Legionnaire Galgani is your world - Legionnaire 00:32
Galgani is your world
Legionnaire I don't know Guido - Legionnaire 00:09
I don't know Guido
Legionnaire The Legionnaires fought to the last man standing - Legionnaire 00:04
The Legionnaires fought to the last man standing
Legionnaire It's good to see an old face - Legionnaire 00:08
It's good to see an old face
Legionnaire Because when I joined the Foreign Legion - Legionnaire 00:11
Because when I joined the Foreign Legion
Inferno I had this dream about the Devil - Inferno 01:06
I had this dream about the Devil
Inferno Hey Can't we all just get along - Inferno 00:14
Hey Can't we all just get along
Inferno Right hat - Inferno 00:16
Right hat
The Order Come on I love people I love life - The Order 00:04
Come on I love people I love life
The Order And I'll assume the risk Risk is my business - The Order 00:06
And I'll assume the risk Risk is my business
The Order Hmm You like to joke They say laughter opens up the soul - The Order 00:20
Hmm You like to joke They say laughter opens up the soul
The Order Hmm You like to joke They say laughter opens up the soul - The Order 00:06
Hmm You like to joke They say laughter opens up the soul
The Order Shalom - The Order 00:03
Shalom
The Order Rudy do you have the cash with you - The Order 00:06
Rudy do you have the cash with you
The Order You know how much trouble I'm in because of you Do you know - The Order 00:09
You know how much trouble I'm in because of you Do you...
The Order Apparently stubbornness is an ingrained family trait - The Order 00:09
Apparently stubbornness is an ingrained family trait
The Order Hey Dad meet Dalia She's the dead cop - The Order 00:06
Hey Dad meet Dalia She's the dead cop
The Order You read the wrong book pal - The Order 00:05
You read the wrong book pal
The Order Will that be business or pleasure Pleasure always - The Order 00:06
Will that be business or pleasure Pleasure always
Replicant Calm the fuck down - Replicant 00:39
Calm the fuck down
Replicant We are the same - Replicant 00:19
We are the same
Wake of Death What the hell are you up to - Wake of Death 00:27
What the hell are you up to
Wake of Death Police You Tony - Wake of Death 00:14
Police You Tony
Wake of Death Sun Quan I'm coming after you - Wake of Death 00:06
Sun Quan I'm coming after you
Until Death I'm not gonna tell you that's the point - Until Death 01:08
I'm not gonna tell you that's the point
Until Death If you wanna take a shot at a cop make sure you kill him - Until Death 00:10
If you wanna take a shot at a cop make sure you kill him
Until Death Your such a asshole you know that - Until Death 01:07
Your such a asshole you know that
The Shepherd That's quite a bunny you have there - The Shepherd 00:35
That's quite a bunny you have there
The Shepherd The border We can't go into Mexico - The Shepherd 00:07
The border We can't go into Mexico
Universal Soldier:... I owe it to him - Universal Soldier: Regeneration 00:04
I owe it to him
Kung Fu Panda 2 Like I said you are not getting me out of this cell - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:14
Like I said you are not getting me out of this cell
Kung Fu Panda 2 And Croc Vengeance is served - Kung Fu Panda 2 00:04
And Croc Vengeance is served
Assassination Games I don't care about the money It's personal - Assassination Games 00:08
I don't care about the money It's personal
Assassination Games People choose their death when they choose how they live - Assassination Games 00:05
People choose their death when they choose how they live
Assassination Games I just want out Out of the city - Assassination Games 00:20
I just want out Out of the city
Universal Soldier: Day of... There is no end - Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning 00:12
There is no end
The Expendables 2 VILAIN: Drop your weapons! - The Expendables 2 00:10
VILAIN: Drop your weapons!
The Expendables 2 CHRISTMAS: Aren't you curious about what's inside the case? - The Expendables 2 00:28
CHRISTMAS: Aren't you curious about what's inside ...
The Expendables 2 Don't talk. - The Expendables 2 00:31
Don't talk.
The Expendables 2 Respect is everythingWithout respect we're just peopleCommon shitty peopleI'm sorry sirIt's not your faultNow whatWe're both fighting menAnd I respect thatAnd fighting menthey don't deserve to be killed like sheepButrespectmust be taught - The Expendables 2 00:44
Respect is everythingWithout respect we're just...
The Expendables 2 Don't challenge me - The Expendables 2 00:03
Don't challenge me
The Expendables 2 You're smart Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutoniumis powerful enough to change the balance of the worldSo imagine what 5 tons would do - The Expendables 2 00:12
You're smart Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutoniumis...
The Expendables 2 VILAIN: Hold them up! - The Expendables 2 00:08
VILAIN: Hold them up!