Jeff Anderson quotes in movies

Clerks 00:34

Guy ain't here yet You're kidding It's almost...

Clerks 00:06

Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this...

Clerks 00:10

Hey you see a set of keys around here

Clerks 00:14

Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees

Clerks 00:08

That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex

Clerks 00:29

She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom

Clerks 01:04

Do you sell video tapes Yeah What are you looking for

Clerks 01:03

Excuse me Do you sell video tapes

Clerks 00:07

Know what I just watched

Clerks 00:24

Which did you like better Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back

Clerks 00:53

So a construction job of that magnitude would require

Clerks 00:58

A job of that magnitude would require

Clerks 00:14

I don't mean to interrupt but what are you talking...

Clerks 01:09

You ever notice that all the prices end in nine

Clerks 00:04

This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers

Clerks 00:47

You know who I can do without

Clerks 00:52

Lit 101 got cancelled so I stopped home and I brought you...

Clerks 00:04

Thirty seven Shut up

Clerks 00:23

Jesus That seems to be the leitmotif in your life ever...

Clerks 00:29

Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade

Clerks 00:10

I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major

Clerks 00:07

You gonna lock the store You gonna lock the video store

Clerks 00:04

You hate people But I love gatherings

Clerks 00:15

Embolism in a pool What an embarrassing way to die

Clerks 00:05

You're so repressed

Clerks 00:08

Just go Just go open the video store

Clerks 00:18

Fine Just let me borrow your car

Clerks 00:07

Cute cat What is its name

Clerks 00:23

If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public

Clerks 00:09

No I might be leaving early

Clerks 00:05

What are you watching Children's programming

Clerks 00:20

What did your mom say when you told her you weren't...

Clerks 00:08

Hey you know you and I have something in common

Clerks 00:40

Oh Lord Can I use your bathroom

Clerks 00:05

Who eats cock A bunch of savages in this town

Clerks 00:17

Hey Caitlin's in the back

Clerks 00:14

How did you get here so fast I left like an hour ago

Clerks 00:48

It wasn't me

Clerks 00:10

This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been...

Clerks 00:32

Oh what What's with you man

Clerks 00:14

You know what the real problem here is

Clerks 00:06

Shit my mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years

Clerks 00:05

Melodrama coming from you

Clerks 00:19

What time did you get to work today Like 10 00 or 10 after

Clerks 00:04

You're closed

Dogma 00:35

We call this piece The Fecalator

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:04

I told you that restraining order was a good idea

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12

Jay said you guys had a Star Wars theme wedding

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07

Cause I got more white girls there than the first lifeboat...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13

That was worse than Clash Of The Titans

Now You Know 00:06

The Rockettes kick when they sing It doesn't make...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09

I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you ref

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12

Hey' how'd it look How do you think it looked

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36

Thanks Lester uh

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:13

Do you believe this shit

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:05

That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake

Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09

Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man

Clerks III

Oh good Yeah

Clerks III 00:04

What the fuck are butt thieves

Clerks III 00:11

I can't catch my breath man

Clerks III 00:09

That's not a scene randal

Clerks III 00:10

Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger

Clerks III 00:50

You know there are a million fines in the world dude

Clerks III 00:14

So that's it He doesn't love you anymore

Clerks III 00:15

Your movie

Clerks III 00:04

You've always been my hero Dante

Clerks III 00:05

You're not even supposed to be here today