Clips with Jeff Anderson

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Dogma We call this piece the Fecalator - Dogma 00:53 We call this piece the Fecalator Dogma We call this piece The Fecalator - Dogma 00:35 We call this piece The Fecalator Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19 That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back I told you that restraining order was a good idea - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:09 I told you that restraining order was a good idea Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back That was worse than Clash Of The Titans - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:13 That was worse than Clash Of The Titans Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Jay said you guys had a Star Wars theme wedding - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:12 Jay said you guys had a Star Wars theme wedding Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Cause I got more white girls there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:07 Cause I got more white girls there than the first lifeboat... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back I told you that restraining order was a good idea - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:04 I told you that restraining order was a good idea Zack and Miri Make a Porno Can you believe THIS shit - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 Can you believe THIS shit Zack and Miri Make a Porno This is just the beginning - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:54 This is just the beginning Zack and Miri Make a Porno You have your shit covered - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 You have your shit covered Zack and Miri Make a Porno How do you think it looked - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:19 How do you think it looked Zack and Miri Make a Porno I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:14 I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you Zack and Miri Make a Porno That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:05 That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake Zack and Miri Make a Porno Do you believe this shit - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:13 Do you believe this shit Zack and Miri Make a Porno Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man Zack and Miri Make a Porno MlRl This is the last thing you wanna hear - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36 MlRl This is the last thing you wanna hear Zack and Miri Make a Porno Thanks Lester uh - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:36 Thanks Lester uh Zack and Miri Make a Porno Hey' how'd it look How do you think it looked - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:12 Hey' how'd it look How do you think it looked Zack and Miri Make a Porno I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you ref - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:09 I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you ref Zack and Miri Make a Porno Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man - Zack and Miri Make a Porno 00:11 Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man Clerks III No Jay and silent Bob are clearly the C 3PO and r2 d2 - Clerks III 00:14 No Jay and silent Bob are clearly the C 3PO and r2 d2 Clerks III You've always been my hero Dante - Clerks III 00:04 You've always been my hero Dante Clerks III Your movie - Clerks III 00:15 Your movie Clerks III I can't catch my breath man - Clerks III 00:11 I can't catch my breath man Clerks III You're not even supposed to be here today - Clerks III 00:05 You're not even supposed to be here today Clerks III You should put in that stuff you used to say - Clerks III 00:08 You should put in that stuff you used to say Clerks III That's not a scene randal - Clerks III 00:09 That's not a scene randal Clerks III Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger - Clerks III 00:10 Can you give me one like Schwarzenegger Clerks III What the fuck are butt thieves - Clerks III 00:04 What the fuck are butt thieves Now You Know The Rockettes kick when they sing It doesn't make 'em black belts - Now You Know 00:06 The Rockettes kick when they sing It doesn't make... Clerks This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers - Clerks 00:04 This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers Clerks Excuse me Do you sell video tapes - Clerks 01:03 Excuse me Do you sell video tapes Clerks You hate people But I love gatherings - Clerks 00:04 You hate people But I love gatherings Clerks Oh what What's with you man - Clerks 00:32 Oh what What's with you man Clerks I don't mean to interrupt but what are you talking about - Clerks 00:14 I don't mean to interrupt but what are you talking... Clerks Shit my mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years - Clerks 00:06 Shit my mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years Clerks Embolism in a pool What an embarrassing way to die - Clerks 00:15 Embolism in a pool What an embarrassing way to die Clerks So a construction job of that magnitude would require - Clerks 00:53 So a construction job of that magnitude would require Clerks If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public - Clerks 00:23 If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public Clerks That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex - Clerks 00:08 That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex Clerks She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom - Clerks 00:29 She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom Clerks Which did you like better Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back - Clerks 00:24 Which did you like better Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back Clerks It wasn't me - Clerks 00:48 It wasn't me Clerks Melodrama coming from you - Clerks 00:05 Melodrama coming from you Clerks You know who I can do without - Clerks 00:47 You know who I can do without Clerks Hey you know you and I have something in common - Clerks 00:08 Hey you know you and I have something in common Clerks Cute cat What is its name - Clerks 00:07 Cute cat What is its name Clerks Hey Caitlin's in the back - Clerks 00:17 Hey Caitlin's in the back Clerks What are you watching Children's programming - Clerks 00:05 What are you watching Children's programming Clerks This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on - Clerks 00:10 This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been... Clerks Oh Lord Can I use your bathroom - Clerks 00:40 Oh Lord Can I use your bathroom Clerks Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees - Clerks 00:14 Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees Clerks Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this town - Clerks 00:06 Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this... Clerks Just go Just go open the video store - Clerks 00:08 Just go Just go open the video store Clerks Thirty seven Shut up - Clerks 00:04 Thirty seven Shut up Clerks Jesus That seems to be the leitmotif in your life ever backing down - Clerks 00:23 Jesus That seems to be the leitmotif in your life ever... Clerks You're so repressed - Clerks 00:05 You're so repressed Clerks Know what I just watched - Clerks 00:07 Know what I just watched Clerks Guy ain't here yet You're kidding It's almost 11 30 - Clerks 00:34 Guy ain't here yet You're kidding It's almost... Clerks Fine Just let me borrow your car - Clerks 00:18 Fine Just let me borrow your car Clerks You gonna lock the store You gonna lock the video store - Clerks 00:07 You gonna lock the store You gonna lock the video store Clerks You're closed - Clerks 00:04 You're closed Clerks What time did you get to work today Like 10 00 or 10 after - Clerks 00:19 What time did you get to work today Like 10 00 or 10 after Clerks Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade - Clerks 00:29 Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade Clerks I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major - Clerks 00:10 I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major Clerks How did you get here so fast I left like an hour ago - Clerks 00:14 How did you get here so fast I left like an hour ago Clerks You ever notice that all the prices end in nine - Clerks 01:09 You ever notice that all the prices end in nine Clerks What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged - Clerks 00:20 What did your mom say when you told her you weren't...