Jeff Cohen Quotes & Movies

The Goonies poster

The Goonies Self - founding director, Park Center for Independent Media

All Governments Lie: Truth, Deception, and the Spirit of I F Stone poster

All Governments Lie: Truth, Deception,... Grunt

Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School poster

Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School Timmy Muldoon

Tales from the Darkside poster

Tales from the Darkside

Clips with Jeff Cohen

I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire lifeFirst you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle - The Goonies

I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire lifeFirst you...

Listen okay you guys will never believe meThere was two cop cars okayAnd they were chasing this four wheel dealthis real neat ORVAnd there were bullets flying all over that placeIt was the most amazing thing I ever sawMore amazing than the time Michael - The Goonies

Listen okay you guys will never believe meThere was two cop...

Hey I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huhHa ha I know you would think that from good old ChunkYou idiot Oh my GodOh Look it's not brokenIt's perfect Ha ha It's perfOh my God WhatThat's my mom's most favorite pieceWhat OhChunk 'Oh my God 'imitates - The Goonies

Hey I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huhHa ha I...

Do you think your mom's gonna noticeWhatI wonder if she'll notice That's what I saidOf course she'll notice She notices everything - The Goonies

Do you think your mom's gonna noticeWhatI wonder if...

Oh shit - The Goonies

What is thatOh shit whatWhat is that'That is a mess I want it cleaned up boys 'Oh ho Yeah Sure - The Goonies

What is thatOh shit whatWhat is that'That is a mess I...

It was a retropactum and it was aboutRetrospective That's what I saidYou always contradict me I was right I knew itIt was about the history of Astoriaand these are the rejectsKind of like us Mike The GooniesYeah I'm not a rejectTake that stuff off You're - The Goonies

It was a retropactum and it was aboutRetrospective...

And it's got this thing - The Goonies

And it's got this thing

And look look look That says 1632Is that a year or somethingNo it's your top score on Pole Position - The Goonies

And look look look That says 1632Is that a year or...

Mikey Get us in troubleYou're the one who always gets us in trouble 00 Negative - The Goonies

Mikey Get us in troubleYou're the one who always gets...

Chunk You guys I'm hungryI know when my stomach growls there's trouble - The Goonies

Chunk You guys I'm hungryI know when my stomach growls...

Mikey Mikey this ain't the kind of placeyou wanna go to the bathroom inWhy notBecause they might have daddy long legs in 'emBut I gotta go to the bathroomOr dead things Mikey dead things - The Goonies

Mikey Mikey this ain't the kind of placeyou wanna go to...

Mikey Mikey come on our parents are worriedIt's dinner time Why don't we go homeHome What homeIn a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home any moreCome on guys this is our timeOur last chance to see if there really is any rich stuffWe've got to - The Goonies

Mikey Mikey come on our parents are worriedIt's dinner...

It's locked Thank GodHey wait a minute Chunk WhatYou know I got some naked picturesof your mom taking a bathYou wanna buy 'em WhatMouth Real cheapgrowlsThanks Chunk Thanks Chunk - The Goonies

It's locked Thank GodHey wait a minute Chunk WhatYou...

Chunk I hope that was your stomachNo That's the ItSounds like Kong - The Goonies

Chunk I hope that was your stomachNo That's the...

Shame shame I know your nameCome on Brand slip her the...

Lookit I've got an ideaWhy don't we just pour chocolate all over the floorand let Chunk eat his way throughOkay Mouth that's all I can standAnd I can't stand no moreI got it I got itI got itI don't got itall You klutzHope it's not a deposit bottle - The Goonies

Lookit I've got an ideaWhy don't we just pour...

Fifty dollar billsFifty dollar bills Fifty dollar billDid he say Fifty dollar billsFifty dollar bills GuysThere's hundreds of them Fifty dollar billWe have the money to save the GoondocksFifty dollar billHere here Fifty dollar bill HereThere's billions of - The Goonies

Fifty dollar billsFifty dollar bills Fifty dollar billDid he...

I smell ice cream - The Goonies

I smell ice cream

And they got Mississippi Mudand they got Chocolate Eruption'And they got Apple ''Oh and they got Grape ' - The Goonies

And they got Mississippi Mudand they got Chocolate...

I'm not afraid of the dark I like the darkI love the darkBut I hate nature I hate nature - The Goonies

I'm not afraid of the dark I like the darkI love the...

Now tell me where your other little friends areThe fireplaceDon't lie to meHonestly we went over to Mikey's dad's placeand we found a map that saidthat underneath this place there's buried treasureCome on don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh - The Goonies

Now tell me where your other little friends areThe...

And I I'm not so sure you should move it or anythingHelloscreechingBatsscreamingPlease save me They're in my hairHelp Rabies Rabies Rabies We're gonna get rabiesAh Rabies Rabies Rabies Oh my GodBut the worst thing I ever doneI mixed up all this fake puke - The Goonies

And I I'm not so sure you should move it or...

I got a Baby Ruth - The Goonies

I got a Baby Ruth

ManUgh you smell like Phys Ed - The Goonies

ManUgh you smell like Phys Ed

And I wanna and I wanna report well a murderWait a minute Wait a minute Just hold on hereIs that you again LawrenceSheriff lookThis time I'm telling you the truthI'm locked inside the Fratellis' basement with this guyRocky road Ha haYeah like the time you - The Goonies

And I wanna and I wanna report well a murderWait a minute...

It's your top score on Pole Position - The Goonies

It's your top score on Pole Position

Data don't do anything No - The Goonies

Data don't do anything No

Sloth come on AhSloth love ChunkI love you too You're gonna get crushed - The Goonies

Sloth come on AhSloth love ChunkI love you too You're...