Clips with Jeff Daniels

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Paper Man What do you want me to say - Paper Man 00:15
What do you want me to say
Paper Man You seem a lot more interesting than me - Paper Man 00:10
You seem a lot more interesting than me
Paper Man Are we unhappy - Paper Man 00:08
Are we unhappy
Paper Man Nothing that's not - Paper Man 01:07
Nothing that's not
Paper Man I wanted to have a baby - Paper Man 00:51
I wanted to have a baby
Paper Man What is wrong with you - Paper Man 00:09
What is wrong with you
Paper Man Jen and my sister and Liv all envied me - Paper Man 00:16
Jen and my sister and Liv all envied me
Paper Man This is what the end of something looks like - Paper Man 00:23
This is what the end of something looks like
Paper Man It's time for you to go - Paper Man 01:08
It's time for you to go
Paper Man I had this dream last night - Paper Man 00:21
I had this dream last night
Paper Man That's the swan - Paper Man 00:15
That's the swan
RV Here's where you made your critical mistake - RV 00:20
Here's where you made your critical mistake
RV Then afterwards we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail - RV 00:11
Then afterwards we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to...
RV Let's see Earl and Billy you met - RV 00:12
Let's see Earl and Billy you met
RV My wife Mary Jo and my daughter Moon - RV 00:37
My wife Mary Jo and my daughter Moon
RV Where do you hang your hat as it were - RV 00:27
Where do you hang your hat as it were
RV Oh and I almost forgot Mary Jo makes a living - RV 00:18
Oh and I almost forgot Mary Jo makes a living
RV Hope we see you again How about breakfast tomorrow - RV 00:10
Hope we see you again How about breakfast tomorrow
RV I'm filled with chagrin - RV 00:05
I'm filled with chagrin
State of Play How did you find me - State of Play 00:06
How did you find me
State of Play You are gonna be out of a job before - State of Play 00:09
You are gonna be out of a job before
The Answer Man When I can stand - The Answer Man 00:08
When I can stand
The Answer Man Mr Faber - The Answer Man 00:19
Mr Faber
The Answer Man I love kids - The Answer Man 00:22
I love kids
The Answer Man No I only have three rules - The Answer Man 00:24
No I only have three rules
The Answer Man Well you know what he says - The Answer Man 00:22
Well you know what he says
The Answer Man You want to know something cool - The Answer Man 00:24
You want to know something cool
The Answer Man Why can't I do the things I want to do - The Answer Man 00:21
Why can't I do the things I want to do
The Answer Man If God made everything - The Answer Man 00:18
If God made everything
The Answer Man You know I hate answering machines For this very reason - The Answer Man 00:10
You know I hate answering machines For this very reason
The Answer Man I'm sorry about when we met - The Answer Man 00:15
I'm sorry about when we met
The Answer Man And neither is Arlen Faber - The Answer Man 00:06
And neither is Arlen Faber
The Answer Man My mom says that meat is poisonous - The Answer Man 00:20
My mom says that meat is poisonous
The Answer Man So you're just like the rest of us - The Answer Man 00:07
So you're just like the rest of us
The Answer Man The answer to every questions I ever had - The Answer Man 00:11
The answer to every questions I ever had
The Answer Man Elizabeth - The Answer Man 00:13
Elizabeth
Looper My great grandfather told my grandfather Men are like spidersIt's the little ones you've got to be careful ofDon't know I agree with thatYeah HuhWhat the fuck did my great grandfather know - Looper 00:19
My great grandfather told my grandfather Men are like...
Looper And I think if you ask yourself you ask Who would I sacrifice for what's mine - Looper 00:07
And I think if you ask yourself you ask Who would I...
Looper This time travel shit fries your brain like an egg - Looper 00:06
This time travel shit fries your brain like an egg
Looper Why the fuck FrenchI'm going to FranceYou should go to China I'm going to FranceI'm from the future You should go to China - Looper 00:11
Why the fuck FrenchI'm going to FranceYou should go to...
Looper I guess everything comes back aroundLike your goddamn ties - Looper 00:09
I guess everything comes back aroundLike your goddamn ties
Steve Jobs Oh just relax WhyI don't know No one's ever asked me that question - Steve Jobs 00:07
Oh just relax WhyI don't know No one's ever asked...
Steve Jobs Why do people who are adopted feel like they were rejected instead of selected - Steve Jobs 00:07
Why do people who are adopted feel like they were rejected...
Steve Jobs Don't play stupid You can't pull it off - Steve Jobs 00:04
Don't play stupid You can't pull it off
Steve Jobs I can't put it more simply than thisWe need to put our resources into updating the Apple IISTEVE By taking resources from the MacJOHN It's failing That's a factIt's overpriced There's no evidence that it'sI'm the evidenceI'm the world's leading expert on - Steve Jobs 01:07
I can't put it more simply than thisWe need to put our...
Steve Jobs You're gonna end me aren't youSTEVE You're being ridiculousI'm gonna sit center court and watch you do it yourself - Steve Jobs 00:10
You're gonna end me aren't youSTEVE You're...
Steve Jobs The most efficient animal on the planet is the condorThe most inefficient animals on the planet are humanschuckles Well you shouldn't have killed it for spiteThat's bad business Don't do thatBut a human with a bicycle becomes the most efficient animalAnd - Steve Jobs 00:55
The most efficient animal on the planet is the condorThe...
Steve Jobs The right computer will be a bicycle for the mind - Steve Jobs 00:25
The right computer will be a bicycle for the mind
Steve Jobs What the hell can a one month old do that's so bad his parents give him backNothing There's nothing a one month old can do - Steve Jobs 00:09
What the hell can a one month old do that's so bad his...
Steve Jobs Snaps fingers It was the stylus JohnWhat I killed the Newton because of the stylusIf you're holding a stylus you can't use the other five that are attached to your wristThings we could have done togetherGod the things we could've done - Steve Jobs 00:26
Snaps fingers It was the stylus JohnWhat I killed the Newton...
Dumb and Dumber To So, did you, uh, ever have the baby? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:39
So, did you, uh, ever have the baby?
Dumb and Dumber To What the hell happened, Harry? - Dumb and Dumber To 00:14
What the hell happened, Harry?
Dumb and Dumber To Oh! YOUNG HARRY: Here, Biscuit! - Dumb and Dumber To 00:11
Oh! YOUNG HARRY: Here, Biscuit!
Allegiant Help me - Allegiant 00:09
Help me
Allegiant If you had enough to save one person - Allegiant 00:12
If you had enough to save one person
Allegiant You want change with no sacrifice - Allegiant 00:09
You want change with no sacrifice
The Martian But Mark Watney is dead - The Martian 00:04
But Mark Watney is dead
The Martian Bruce what's the earliest we can get a pre supply thereWith the positions of Earth and Marsit'll take nine monthsIt'll take six months to build it in the first placeThree monthsThreeSANDERS You're going to say it's impossibleand then I'm gonna make a - The Martian 00:30
Bruce what's the earliest we can get a pre supply...
The Martian MITCH Problem is Mark's rightThe longer we wait the worse it's gonna getWe need to tell the crewYou're bringing this up while Vincent is in Pasadenaso he can't argue the other sideI shouldn't have to answer to VincentOr anyone elseIt's time Teddy - The Martian 00:19
MITCH Problem is Mark's rightThe longer we wait the...
The Martian It should Built to last the full Ares mission - The Martian 00:13
It should Built to last the full Ares mission
The Martian What the hell is Project ElrondVINCENT I had to make something upBut ElrondBecause it's a secret meetingHow do you know thatWhy does Elrond mean secret meetingThe Council of Elrond It's from Lord of the RingsLord of the RingsIt's the meeting where they - The Martian 00:25
What the hell is Project ElrondVINCENT I had to make...
The Martian Okay let's pretend that this stapler is the Hermesand you areI'm sorry what's your name againTeddy I'm the Director of NASACool Teddy you're Earth - The Martian 00:15
Okay let's pretend that this stapler is the Hermesand...
The Martian We need to use the Taiyang ShenVINCENT Uh huhWhat am I missing Why is that importantBecause we can only do oneSend Watney enough food to last till Ares 4or send Hermes back to get him right nowBoth plans require the Taiyang Shenso we have to choose - The Martian 00:17
We need to use the Taiyang ShenVINCENT Uh huhWhat am I...
The Martian But if something goes wrongThen we lose the crewBRUCE So what We either have a high chanceof killing one personor a low chance of killing six peopleHow do we make that decisionWe don't have to make it BruceHe doesMITCH Yeah Well bullshitIt should be - The Martian 00:35
But if something goes wrongThen we lose the crewBRUCE So...
The Martian If we're gonna call something Project Elrond - The Martian 00:07
If we're gonna call something Project Elrond
The Martian Rich Yes sir - The Martian 00:07
Rich Yes sir
The Martian Whoever gave them the maneuver only passed along informationCrew made the decision on their ownYou may have killed them Mitch - The Martian 00:12
Whoever gave them the maneuver only passed along...
The Martian We're fighting the same warEvery time something goes wrongthe world forgets why we flyI'm trying to keep us airborneIt's bigger than one personNoIt's notWhen this is over I'll expect your resignationI understandBring our astronauts home - The Martian 00:28
We're fighting the same warEvery time something goes...
The Catcher Was a Spy It's Probability 101 - The Catcher Was a Spy 00:23
It's Probability 101