Clips with Jeffrey Jones

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Easy Money Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist - Easy Money 00:12
Barkeeper I'll have a Perrier with a twist
Amadeus Well there it is - Amadeus 00:05
Well there it is
Amadeus Keep it It's already here in my headEmperor What On one hearing onlyI think so sire YesShow us - Amadeus 00:17
Keep it It's already here in my headEmperor What On one...
Amadeus Young man don't take it too hard Your work is ingeniousIt's quality workAnd there are simply too many notes Just cut a few and it'll be perfectWhich few did you have in mind - Amadeus 00:16
Young man don't take it too hard Your work is...
Amadeus Forgive me majestyI'm a vulgar manBut I assure you my music is notYou are passionate MozartBut you do not persuade - Amadeus 00:23
Forgive me majestyI'm a vulgar manBut I assure you my...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Are you also aware Mrs Bueller thatFerris does not have what we consider to bean exemplary attendance recordI don't understandHe has missed an unacceptable number of school daysIn the opinion of this educatorFerris is not taking his academic growth - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:27
Are you also aware Mrs Bueller thatFerris does not have what...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Grace - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:03
Grace
Ferris Bueller's Day Off I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw himWell with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybodyIt's trueWhat is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller ishe gives good kids bad ideasUh huhThe last thing I need at this point in my - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:15
I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off You sounded like Dirty Harry just thenReallyUh huhThanks Grace - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:13
You sounded like Dirty Harry just thenReallyUh huhThanks...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Ed Rooney Ed This is George PetersonHow are you today sirWe've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heardYeah I heard and I'm all broken upBoy what a blow Yeah YeahWell it's been a tough morning andwe've got a lot of family business to take - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:31
Ed Rooney Ed This is George PetersonHow are you today...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Hey Mr Rooney how you doingListen I'm sorry to disturb you at work but I'm not feeling very well todayand I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring homeany assignments from my classes that I might needHave a nice dayMr PetersonI think - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:16
Hey Mr Rooney how you doingListen I'm sorry to disturb...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Loud and clear Mr PetersonCall me sir goddamn it - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:06
Loud and clear Mr PetersonCall me sir goddamn it
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Once again let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss II had a grandmother onceTwo actually - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:11
Once again let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to liveand is full of miseryHe cometh up and is cut down like a flow'rHe flee'th as if it were a shadowand never continueth in one stayOh dearBetween grief and nothingI'll take griefGreat - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:33
Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to liveand...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off So that's how it is in their family - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:05
So that's how it is in their family
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Peterson home on line oneAnd watch your mouth this time Go soak your head - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:09
Peterson home on line oneAnd watch your mouth this time Go...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off We can't come to the phone right nowWe've had a death in the familyGraceFerris Bueller's behind this There is no doubt in my mindAnd now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thingHer grandmother tooYou pinheadIf you need to reach us we'll be at the - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:24
We can't come to the phone right nowWe've had a...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot nosed punkleave my cheese out in the wind - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:07
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Les jeux sont faits Translation The game is up - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:10
Les jeux sont faits Translation The game is up
Ferris Bueller's Day Off What's the score Nothing nothingWho's winningThe Bears - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:09
What's the score Nothing nothingWho's winningThe...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Who is itIt's Ed Rooney Ferris I'd like to have a word with youOh I'm sorry I can't come to the door right nowI'm afraid that in my weakened conditionI could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myselfto further school absencesSave it Ferris - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:29
Who is itIt's Ed Rooney Ferris I'd like to have a...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off My shoe - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:03
My shoe
Ferris Bueller's Day Off How would you feel about another year of high schoolUnder my close personal supervision - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:11
How would you feel about another year of high schoolUnder my...
Beetlejuice Charles: We'll have to rip out all the plumbing. - Beetlejuice 00:12
Charles: We'll have to rip out all the plumbing.
Beetlejuice Charles I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relaxHaDelia I'm here I will live with you in this hellholeBut I must express myself If you don't let me gut out this houseAnd make it my own I will go insane and I will take you - Beetlejuice 00:37
Charles I will not stop living and breathing art just...
Beetlejuice Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in the basement okayMy whole life is a darkroomOne big dark roomSo you were miserable in New York CityAnd now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticksAt least someone's life hasn't been upheaved - Beetlejuice 00:19
Soon as we get settled we'll build you a darkroom in...
Beetlejuice Pumpkin sweetheartGo help your motherMaybe you can relax in a haunted house but I can't - Beetlejuice 00:10
Pumpkin sweetheartGo help your motherMaybe you can relax in...
Beetlejuice You did this? - Beetlejuice 00:59
You did this?
Beetlejuice This was not a hallucination. - Beetlejuice 00:35
This was not a hallucination.
Beetlejuice Fabulous Otho fenlock's I ocked door ghostsprobably committed suicide up thereI'm totally enchanted Delia They're in thereThey must live like animals It's locked How did they get inOpen this door you dead people or we'll bust it downAnd drag you out by - Beetlejuice 00:27
Fabulous Otho fenlock's I ocked door ghostsprobably...
Beetlejuice Charles: Beep, beep. - Beetlejuice 00:07
Charles: Beep, beep.
Beetlejuice No ghosts here. - Beetlejuice 00:20
No ghosts here.
Beetlejuice I'm not sure that this is the right environment for LydiaSnakes Ghosts Shrimp - Beetlejuice 00:07
I'm not sure that this is the right environment for...
Beetlejuice You family typesYou've got other things to worry about Maxie Dean's coming up here tonightYou've got to figure out a way to sell these ghosts I can only do so muchWhat are you gonna do otho Viciously rearrange their environmentI know just as much about - Beetlejuice 00:19
You family typesYou've got other things to worry about...
Beetlejuice What's happening to them? - Beetlejuice 00:23
What's happening to them?
Without a Clue Crime Doctor Never heard of him - Without a Clue 00:34
Crime Doctor Never heard of him
Without a Clue His Lordship wishes to see Mr Holmes - Without a Clue 00:24
His Lordship wishes to see Mr Holmes
Without a Clue As a matter of fact Lestrade - Without a Clue 00:10
As a matter of fact Lestrade
Without a Clue Half a tick Mr Holmes - Without a Clue 00:23
Half a tick Mr Holmes
Without a Clue You're alive - Without a Clue 00:08
You're alive
Valmont Good wrist I'm glad you want to join my regiment - Valmont 00:08
Good wrist I'm glad you want to join my regiment
Valmont I think about him all the time - Valmont 00:31
I think about him all the time
The Hunt for Red October RyanWho let you in hereSkip what have they got you playing with models nowDamn it bill Tell them to slow downBill I'm doing it I'm doing it Slow it down will youIt's not a model The dsrv Rescue subRyan I know what it is What are you doing with itWe're - The Hunt for Red October 00:42
RyanWho let you in hereSkip what have they got you playing...
The Hunt for Red October Would you launch an icbm horizontallySure Why would you want to They're symmetrical - The Hunt for Red October 00:08
Would you launch an icbm horizontallySure Why would you want...
The Hunt for Red October Right down the long axis of the subHow about a towed sonar array Nope Too close to the screws - The Hunt for Red October 00:10
Right down the long axis of the subHow about a towed sonar...
The Hunt for Red October I'll beThis this could be a caterpillarA what A caterpillar driveMagneto hydrodynamic propulsionYou follow NoIt's like a jet engine for the waterGoes in the front gets squirted out the backOnly it's got no moving parts so it's very very quietLike how - The Hunt for Red October 01:15
I'll beThis this could be a caterpillarA what A...
Mom and Dad Save the World That's my wife - Mom and Dad Save the World 00:15
That's my wife
Stay Tuned Fasten your seat belts folks - Stay Tuned 00:09
Fasten your seat belts folks
Stay Tuned Very cushy down here - Stay Tuned 00:12
Very cushy down here
Stay Tuned Screw up in here and you're dead meat - Stay Tuned 00:08
Screw up in here and you're dead meat
Stay Tuned By order of the court - Stay Tuned 00:19
By order of the court
Stay Tuned Oh you're the ugliest bitch in perdition - Stay Tuned 00:08
Oh you're the ugliest bitch in perdition
Stay Tuned Crowley - Stay Tuned 00:08
Crowley
Stay Tuned You sadistic bastard - Stay Tuned 00:08
You sadistic bastard
Stay Tuned Back to play the hero huh - Stay Tuned 00:06
Back to play the hero huh
Stay Tuned Make your move tinhorn - Stay Tuned 00:13
Make your move tinhorn
Stay Tuned Phasers on uhh - Stay Tuned 00:08
Phasers on uhh
Stay Tuned Now you'll never get back to Kansas - Stay Tuned 01:06
Now you'll never get back to Kansas
Stay Tuned You don't get it do you - Stay Tuned 00:13
You don't get it do you
Ed Wood That is why you are here - Ed Wood 00:36
That is why you are here
Ed Wood Bela would you like a wine - Ed Wood 00:18
Bela would you like a wine
Ed Wood Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0 - Ed Wood 00:41
Say Cris how d you know we d be living on Mars by 1 97 0
Ed Wood Why couldn t we do this in the church - Ed Wood 00:17
Why couldn t we do this in the church
Ed Wood Greetings my friend - Ed Wood 00:12
Greetings my friend
The Devil's Advocate You write beautiful - The Devil's Advocate 00:07
You write beautiful
The Devil's Advocate Is there more to itJust this roomAnd a bedroomNope No bedroomWhere does he sleep Who says he sleepsWhere does he fuckEverywhere - The Devil's Advocate 00:18
Is there more to itJust this roomAnd a bedroomNope No...
The Devil's Advocate What's up JohnLeamon how many hours did we bill Alex Cullen for last year16 242What did he do nowAlex Cullen has just been charged with murdering his wifeher stepsonand a maidWhen did this happenJust now TonightI've sent Pam downtown to make bail - The Devil's Advocate 01:36
What's up JohnLeamon how many hours did we bill Alex...
Sleepy Hollow Their heads were not found severedTheir heads were not found at allThe heads are goneTakenTaken by the Headless HorsemanTaken back to hell - Sleepy Hollow 00:19
Their heads were not found severedTheir heads were not found...
Hemingway & Gellhorn Spain got my juices flowing Max - Hemingway & Gellhorn 00:36
Spain got my juices flowing Max
Hemingway & Gellhorn Believe me Scribner's is interested if you ever want to write a book - Hemingway & Gellhorn 00:28
Believe me Scribner's is interested if you ever want to...