Clips with Jemaine Clement

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Dinner for Schmucks Sometimes I'll be working on a piece and I'll think No this is bullshit - Dinner for Schmucks 00:12
Sometimes I'll be working on a piece and I'll...
Dinner for Schmucks Kieran you remember Tim - Dinner for Schmucks 00:17
Kieran you remember Tim
Dinner for Schmucks Have you ever just spent five months - Dinner for Schmucks 00:48
Have you ever just spent five months
Eagle vs Shark L almost came as a shark but l realized that an eagle's slightly better - Eagle vs Shark 00:06
L almost came as a shark but l realized that an eagle's...
Eagle vs Shark That was pretty good sex last night - Eagle vs Shark 00:04
That was pretty good sex last night
Eagle vs Shark How did you find out where l live - Eagle vs Shark 00:12
How did you find out where l live
Eagle vs Shark Lt's time to pay the piper - Eagle vs Shark 00:09
Lt's time to pay the piper
Eagle vs Shark Cock hole Cock hole Bitch - Eagle vs Shark 00:06
Cock hole Cock hole Bitch
Eagle vs Shark You're a bitch and you're gonna die of diabetes - Eagle vs Shark 00:05
You're a bitch and you're gonna die of diabetes
Eagle vs Shark Well l suppose l should say a few words - Eagle vs Shark 00:58
Well l suppose l should say a few words
Eagle vs Shark Damn it - Eagle vs Shark 00:07
Damn it
Eagle vs Shark OK You wanna leave a message for him - Eagle vs Shark 00:23
OK You wanna leave a message for him
Eagle vs Shark Do you want the big fries - Eagle vs Shark 00:22
Do you want the big fries
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E01 'Cause you're so beautiful - Flight of the Conchords 00:11
'Cause you're so beautiful
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E01 There is only one kind of dance - Flight of the Conchords 00:12
There is only one kind of dance
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E01 There is only one kind of dance - Flight of the Conchords 00:12
There is only one kind of dance
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E01 I'm not crying - Flight of the Conchords 00:13
I'm not crying
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E07 It doesn't matter what country someone's from - Flight of the Conchords 00:28
It doesn't matter what country someone's from
Flight of the Conchords S01 • E09 Hey has your suit snugged up a little bit - Flight of the Conchords 00:09
Hey has your suit snugged up a little bit
Flight of the Conchords S02 • E01 STUFF YOU JEMAINE AND STUFF YOU BRET - Flight of the Conchords 00:09
STUFF YOU JEMAINE AND STUFF YOU BRET
I Used to Go Here Thank you again for having me - I Used to Go Here 00:06
Thank you again for having me
I Used to Go Here Critics are the worst kind of human - I Used to Go Here 00:05
Critics are the worst kind of human
Gentlemen Broncos Greetings and salutations - Gentlemen Broncos 00:22
Greetings and salutations
Gentlemen Broncos This is a piece that came to me in a dream when I was 11 - Gentlemen Broncos 00:20
This is a piece that came to me in a dream when I was 11
Gentlemen Broncos And finally we have a youngling - Gentlemen Broncos 00:13
And finally we have a youngling
Gentlemen Broncos May the glistening chrome of the Borg Queen shed her light upon us all - Gentlemen Broncos 00:07
May the glistening chrome of the Borg Queen shed her light...
Gentlemen Broncos You Give me the name of one of the protagonists in your fantasies - Gentlemen Broncos 00:45
You Give me the name of one of the protagonists in your...
Gentlemen Broncos One of my trolls is named Teacup - Gentlemen Broncos 00:58
One of my trolls is named Teacup
Gentlemen Broncos Merve Merve wait - Gentlemen Broncos 00:15
Merve Merve wait
Gentlemen Broncos Without a doubt the best line I've ever written is this - Gentlemen Broncos 00:16
Without a doubt the best line I've ever written is this
Gentlemen Broncos ' Within my breast meat there is a famine - Gentlemen Broncos 00:37
' Within my breast meat there is a famine
Gentlemen Broncos So how do I avoid situations like that - Gentlemen Broncos 00:44
So how do I avoid situations like that
Gentlemen Broncos Brutus stood at the edge of the pond - Gentlemen Broncos 00:33
Brutus stood at the edge of the pond
Gentlemen Broncos Put the pillow down I beg of you - Gentlemen Broncos 00:04
Put the pillow down I beg of you
Men in Black 3 It's just Boris - Men in Black 3 00:05
It's just Boris
Men in Black 3 Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:06
Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window
Men in Black 3 Boris the AnimalI put him away a long time ago It's the worst mistake I ever madeWhy Was he innocentShould have killed him - Men in Black 3 00:12
Boris the AnimalI put him away a long time ago It's the...
Men in Black 3 Make love not warI prefer to do both - Men in Black 3 00:07
Make love not warI prefer to do both
Men in Black 3 I feel younger already - Men in Black 3 00:04
I feel younger already
Men in Black 3 You pathetic waste of Boglodite fleshI'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own lifeWho are you Look at youEvery mistake I've ever made just waiting to happenWhat happened to my armYou lose it shot off by a humanNo human could defeat meYou spend the - Men in Black 3 01:12
You pathetic waste of Boglodite fleshI'd kill you right...
Men in Black 3 That's not possibleLet's agree to disagreeThat's not possible - Men in Black 3 00:15
That's not possibleLet's agree to...
Rio L know l'm not a pretty birdiebut l used to be quite a lookerA starLights camera actionl was striking suave ambitiousFeet to beakso birdie liciousNow I'm vile I am villainous and viciousOh and maliciousl had it all A TV show women tool was tall Over one - Rio 01:37
L know l'm not a pretty birdiebut l used to be quite a...
Rio L'm a feathery freak With a beakA bird murdererYou think you're badder than me l never heard of ya - Rio 00:08
L'm a feathery freak With a beakA bird murdererYou...
Rio L'm not interested in your nicked knick knacksYour burgled baubles bore me - Rio 00:07
L'm not interested in your nicked knick knacksYour...
Rio There are two blue macaws out thereand l need your multitude of eyes to help me find themYeah What's in it for usWell that's a fair questionLet's discuss itl certainly see your point but what could l possibly do for you in returnSave me Save meWell that's - Rio 00:58
There are two blue macaws out thereand l need your multitude...
Rio Going somewhere pretty bird - Rio 00:08
Going somewhere pretty bird
Rio Let him goJewelMy wingPityNow we have two useless flightless birdsNot cool man Not cool - Rio 00:23
Let him goJewelMy wingPityNow we have two useless flightless...
Avatar: The Way of Water The target's pretty much this whole island groupNever been up thereNever been up thereYou know those waters doc What kinda indigenous we gotYou know those waters doc What kinda indigenous we gotMetkayina mostly Some Ta'unui Maybe fifty villagesMetkayina - Avatar: The Way of Water 00:42
The target's pretty much this whole island groupNever...
Avatar: The Way of Water I've got quotas to meetYou wanna huntYou wanna huntLet's huntLet's huntHere Not hereHere Not hereThere's too many villagesThere's too many villagesNo No no noNo No no noRespectfully sirRespectfully siryou do not understandyou do not understandthe kinship - Avatar: The Way of Water 00:30
I've got quotas to meetYou wanna huntYou wanna...
Avatar: The Way of Water The only way to reach the gland is from belowWe drill up through the hard palateWe drill up through the hard palateinto the brain Andinto the brain AndThese are highly intelligent beingsThese are highly intelligent beingsProbably smarter than usProbably - Avatar: The Way of Water 02:19
The only way to reach the gland is from belowWe drill up...
Avatar: The Way of Water Who's got the harpoon now - Avatar: The Way of Water 00:04
Who's got the harpoon now
Avatar: The Way of Water I thought you were the intelligent species here ScoresbyShut ya cakehole Garvin - Avatar: The Way of Water 00:06
I thought you were the intelligent species here ScoresbyShut...
Muppets Most Wanted It's always good to start with an up tempo song and dance - Muppets Most Wanted 00:19
It's always good to start with an up tempo song and...
Rio 2 We attack at the midnight hourbecause it's more evil - Rio 2 00:07
We attack at the midnight hourbecause it's more evil
Rio 2 I can't think of anything more romanticthan poisoning passengers on a moonlight cruiseStopThat one is mineTwinkle twinkle little BluHow I wondered where were youUp above the world so highare you readyto dieYou need a breath mintEven in sleep you mock - Rio 2 00:50
I can't think of anything more romanticthan poisoning...
Rio 2 We're almost there rightHey guys Wait up Come on BluRemember birds of aNevermindThey're getting awayWake up you insect eating idiot Follow themBetter Now go ten times fasterRiver hogs - Rio 2 00:27
We're almost there rightHey guys Wait up Come on...
Rio 2 Instead of chasing that bird all over the junglewe let him come to us at the Carnival showI'll mesmerize them from the stage while in the audienceyou my little Gabiyou'll be my petite weapon of mass destructionIt will be a performanceto die forIt only - Rio 2 00:35
Instead of chasing that bird all over the junglewe let him...
Rio 2 It only works when I do it - Rio 2 00:25
It only works when I do it
Rio 2 Glitter Where is my glitterI'm sorry SorryI don't want apologies I want glitterGlitter is absolutely essential for a magical performance - Rio 2 00:12
Glitter Where is my glitterI'm sorry SorryI don't...
Rio 2 YouYou will pay a painful price for your pestilenceHey stop that Get off of meA flurry of furious feathers in your faceYou don't have to do thisNo I just want toHey stop StopOh my goodness Charlie This is it This is itSteady SteadySlap fightShoot - Rio 2 01:36
YouYou will pay a painful price for your pestilenceHey stop...
Rio 2 That frog is not poisonousWhatWe're not deadIt's a very common mistake But she's a harmless pseudo dendrobatesYou can tell by the pink spotsBut my parents always told me I was poisonous and shouldn't touch anyoneYou just had really mean parentsOh wowSo - Rio 2 00:45
That frog is not poisonousWhatWe're not deadIt's a...
Rio 2 Oh Nigel Wow A honeymoon in Rio - Rio 2 00:05
Oh Nigel Wow A honeymoon in Rio
Rick and Morty S02 • E02 More are coming - Rick and Morty 00:04
More are coming
Rick and Morty S02 • E02 J all the moon men want things their way j - Rick and Morty 00:12
J all the moon men want things their way j
Rick and Morty S02 • E02 J goodbye moon men j - Rick and Morty 00:14
J goodbye moon men j
What We Do in the Shadows We should get some slaves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
We should get some slaves
What We Do in the Shadows He was an 18th century dandy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
He was an 18th century dandy
What We Do in the Shadows We're vampires We don't put down towels - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
We're vampires We don't put down towels
What We Do in the Shadows I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious
What We Do in the Shadows What are you doing tonight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
What are you doing tonight