Clips with Jemaine Clement

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What We Do in the Shadows I think we drink virgin blood because - What We Do in the Shadows 00:15
I think we drink virgin blood because
What We Do in the Shadows If you push images then we can see pictures of virgins - What We Do in the Shadows 00:14
If you push images then we can see pictures of virgins
What We Do in the Shadows Get water Petyr get away from the sunlight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:21
Get water Petyr get away from the sunlight
What We Do in the Shadows I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27
I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all...
What We Do in the Shadows Let's kill them - What We Do in the Shadows 00:11
Let's kill them
What We Do in the Shadows Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet
What We Do in the Shadows You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy
Moana Can we be real - Moana 00:30
Can we be real
Moana What have we hereIt's a sparkly shiny Wait a minuteIt's a humanWhat are you doing down here in the realm of theJust pick an eye babeI can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keepYeah pick one pick one - Moana 00:21
What have we hereIt's a sparkly shiny Wait a...
Moana You're a funny looking little thing aren't youDon't That's my gramma'sThat's my gramma'sI ate my grammaAnd it took a week 'cause she was absolutely humongous - Moana 00:11
You're a funny looking little thing aren't...
Moana Don't That's my gramma'sThat's my gramma'sI ate my grammaAnd it took a week 'cause she was absolutely humongous - Moana 00:09
Don't That's my gramma'sThat's my...
Moana Why are you here'Cause you're amazingAnd we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legendAnd I just had to knowhow you became socrabulous - Moana 00:20
Why are you here'Cause you're amazingAnd we...
Moana Are you just trying to get me to talk about myselfBecause if you areI will gladly do soHuhIn song form - Moana 00:13
Are you just trying to get me to talk about myselfBecause if...
Moana Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glamI was a drab little crab onceNow I know I can be happy as a clamBecause I'm beautiful baby - Moana 00:14
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glamI was a drab...
Moana And did your granny sayListen to your heartBe who you are on the insideI need three words To tear her argument apartYour granny lied - Moana 00:13
And did your granny sayListen to your heartBe who you are on...
Moana I'd rather be shinyLike a treasure From a sunken pirate wreckScrub the deck And make it look shinyI will sparkle like a Wealthy woman's neckJust a sec Don't ya knowFish are dumb dumb dumb They chase anything that glittersBeginnersOh and here they come - Moana 00:34
I'd rather be shinyLike a treasure From a sunken pirate...
Moana Well well wellLittle Maui's having trouble with his lookYa little semi demi mini godOuch What a terrible performanceGet the hook Get itYou don't swing it Like you used to manYet I have to give you Credit for my startAnd your tattoos on the outsideFor just - Moana 00:30
Well well wellLittle Maui's having trouble with his...
Moana Watch me dazzle Like a diamond in the roughStrut my stuff My stuffis so shinySend your armies But they'll never be enoughMy shell's too tough Maui manYou can try try try But you can't expect a demigodTo beat a decapod Look it upYou will die die dieNow - Moana 00:27
Watch me dazzle Like a diamond in the roughStrut my stuff My...
Moana Far from the ones who abandoned youChasing the love of these humansWho made you feel wantedYou tried to be toughBut your armor's just not hard enough - Moana 00:21
Far from the ones who abandoned youChasing the love of these...
Moana Maui now it's time to kick your heinieEver seen someone so shinySoak it in 'Cause it's the last you'll ever seeC'est la vie Mon amiI'm so shinyNow I eat you so prepare your final pleaJust for meYou'll never be quite as shinyYou wish you were nice and - Moana 00:28
Maui now it's time to kick your heinieEver seen someone...
Moana Hey HuhI got something shiny for yaThe heart of Te FitiYou can't run from meOh you can You keep surprising me - Moana 00:15
Hey HuhI got something shiny for yaThe heart of Te FitiYou...
Moana HeyDid you like the song - Moana 00:05
HeyDid you like the song
Don Verdean There are a lot of rocks out there Don - Don Verdean 00:21
There are a lot of rocks out there Don
Don Verdean I want to come to the States - Don Verdean 00:32
I want to come to the States
Don Verdean So Carol I've been meaning to ask you since I met you - Don Verdean 00:24
So Carol I've been meaning to ask you since I met you
Don Verdean I made you something - Don Verdean 00:28
I made you something
The BFG I has a boo boo - The BFG 00:08
I has a boo boo
The BFG Does you have a new little petty poo - The BFG 00:07
Does you have a new little petty poo
People, Places, Things Aw please Thank you - People, Places, Things 00:05
Aw please Thank you
People, Places, Things It's not what you think - People, Places, Things 00:13
It's not what you think
People, Places, Things Uh Mr Henry - People, Places, Things 00:13
Uh Mr Henry
People, Places, Things It was nice meeting you - People, Places, Things 00:11
It was nice meeting you
People, Places, Things Uh I could have used a little notice - People, Places, Things 00:11
Uh I could have used a little notice
People, Places, Things Are you guys OK with pizza for breakfast - People, Places, Things 00:04
Are you guys OK with pizza for breakfast
People, Places, Things So what did you guys do at school today - People, Places, Things 00:19
So what did you guys do at school today
People, Places, Things My daughter to skip your class so that she - People, Places, Things 00:22
My daughter to skip your class so that she
People, Places, Things Do you know what the firstthings I liked about you was - People, Places, Things 00:09
Do you know what the firstthings I liked about you was
People, Places, Things So what went wrong - People, Places, Things 00:09
So what went wrong
People, Places, Things What happened with you and your ex - People, Places, Things 00:11
What happened with you and your ex
People, Places, Things This is your fault - People, Places, Things 00:19
This is your fault
People, Places, Things Everything is going to be OK - People, Places, Things 00:11
Everything is going to be OK
People, Places, Things I I kissed Charlie - People, Places, Things 00:18
I I kissed Charlie
People, Places, Things I didn't mean to hurt you - People, Places, Things 00:25
I didn't mean to hurt you
People, Places, Things I I don't know - People, Places, Things 00:13
I I don't know
People, Places, Things Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up - People, Places, Things 00:12
Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting...
People, Places, Things Do you want to know the best part - People, Places, Things 00:11
Do you want to know the best part
People, Places, Things How do How do you know where I live - People, Places, Things 00:06
How do How do you know where I live
People, Places, Things I'm going to punch you - People, Places, Things 00:47
I'm going to punch you
People, Places, Things There are people looking for you - People, Places, Things 00:10
There are people looking for you
People, Places, Things I'm afraid I'm making another mistake - People, Places, Things 00:48
I'm afraid I'm making another mistake
The Lego Batman Movie He's evil he's magicand it's about to get tragicIt's VoldemortMagicYou are a fishYou are a frogYou are a fish frogHe's a 9 000 year old incarnation of evilwith an eye forjewelryGive it up for SauronGood afternoon Gotham CityHe likes long violent walks on - The Lego Batman Movie 00:34
He's evil he's magicand it's about to get...
Humor Me Yes Gabe You're not supposed to litter - Humor Me 00:04
Yes Gabe You're not supposed to litter
Humor Me My mom has this crazy idea - Humor Me 00:15
My mom has this crazy idea
Humor Me I think when you fall in love with someone - Humor Me 00:18
I think when you fall in love with someone
Humor Me I think once I serve my time with Dee - Humor Me 00:11
I think once I serve my time with Dee
Humor Me You could use some confidence Nate - Humor Me 00:14
You could use some confidence Nate
Humor Me But which Nate wants to be friends - Humor Me 00:18
But which Nate wants to be friends
Humor Me So I'll check food and your health off the list - Humor Me 00:25
So I'll check food and your health off the list
Humor Me What did the doctor say - Humor Me 00:16
What did the doctor say
An Evening with Beverly Luff... Although I don't know quite what's going on - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
Although I don't know quite what's going on
An Evening with Beverly Luff... One of those jets is shooting water up the back of my shorts - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:09
One of those jets is shooting water up the back of my shorts
What We Do in the Shadows S01 • E07 -Yeah, well, I'm only listening to half his opinion. -(hisses) - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
-Yeah, well, I'm only listening to half his opinion. -(...
DC League of Super Pets Woe is me - DC League of Super Pets 00:15
Woe is me