Jennifer Coolidge Quotes & Movies

Sherri Ann Cabot

Best in Show poster

Best in Show White Faced Woman

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events poster

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate... Paulette

Legally Blonde poster

Legally Blonde Paulette Parcelle

Legally Blonde 2 poster

Legally Blonde 2 Stifler's Mom

American Pie poster

American Pie Stifler's Mom

American Reunion poster

American Reunion Sydney

Like a Boss poster

Like a Boss Hottie Cop

A Night at the Roxbury poster

A Night at the Roxbury Stifler's Mom

American Pie 2 poster

American Pie 2 Stifler's Mom

American Wedding poster

American Wedding Fiona

A Cinderella Story poster

A Cinderella Story Aunt Fanny

Robots poster

Robots Woman at Football Game

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me poster

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Janine

Click poster

Promising Young Woman poster

Promising Young Woman Durmessa

Hell and Back poster

Hell and Back Mary Meh

The Emoji Movie poster

The Emoji Movie Ms. Price

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip poster

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Miss Elizabeth Charming

Austenland poster

Austenland Genevieve

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans poster

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans American Designer

Zoolander poster

Zoolander Mrs. Wellington

Down to Earth poster

Down to Earth Ireenie

Pootie Tang poster

Pootie Tang Aunt Marilyn

Carolina poster

Carolina Dee Dee Dale

Swan Song poster

Swan Song Amber Cole

A Mighty Wind poster

A Mighty Wind Alicia

Beauty & the Briefcase poster

Beauty & the Briefcase Martha Kendoo

American Dreamz poster

American Dreamz Aunt Sandy

Single All the Way poster

Single All the Way Roz Funkyerdoder

Date Movie poster

Date Movie Whitney Taylor Brown

For Your Consideration poster

For Your Consideration White Bitch

Epic Movie poster

Epic Movie Jaclyn

Igor poster

Arlo the Alligator Boy poster

Arlo the Alligator Boy Rosalee

Soul Men poster

The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy poster

The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic... Jacqueline

Trial and Error poster

Trial and Error Judith

Gentlemen Broncos poster

Gentlemen Broncos Lazy Susan

Gravity Falls poster

Gravity Falls Bobbie St. Brown

Party Down poster

Rude Awakening poster

Rude Awakening Daphne

Rick and Morty poster

Rick and Morty Myrtle

The Loud House poster

The Loud House Tanya McQuoid-Hunt

The White Lotus poster

The White Lotus Carol Fowler

Shotgun Wedding poster

Shotgun Wedding Miss Kremzer

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Roxanne

According to Jim poster

According to Jim Self

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Karen Calhoun

The Watcher poster

The Watcher Judy Romano

We Have a Ghost poster

We Have a Ghost Nikki LaPorte

As Told by Ginger poster

As Told by Ginger Stella

ExTerminators poster

Clips with Jennifer Coolidge

A Night at the Roxbury

Did you know you were doing 50 - A Night at the Roxbury

Did you know you were doing 50

A Night at the Roxbury

I love this song - A Night at the Roxbury

I love this song

We have an amazing relationship and it's very physical - Best in Show

We have an amazing relationship and it's very physical

We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here - Best in Show

We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here

And we have a little bit of a family dynamic going here - Best in Show

And we have a little bit of a family dynamic going here

The Broken Hearts Club: A...

Thanks Betty - The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

Look I don't have a problem with Sontee Jenkins I want to ask her out on a date - Down to Earth

Look I don't have a problem with Sontee Jenkins I want...

I mean what's a girl to doHe's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pasturesand I'm a middle aged high school dropoutwho's got stretch marks and a fat ass - Legally Blonde

I mean what's a girl to doHe's a guy who followed...

So what's this Vivian got that you don't haveThree tits - Legally Blonde

So what's this Vivian got that you don't haveThree...

Is she as pretty as youShe could use some mascara and some serious highlights butshe's not completely unfortunate looking - Legally Blonde

Is she as pretty as youShe could use some mascara and some...

Could I have been any more goddamn spastic - Legally Blonde

Could I have been any more goddamn spastic

Oh my gosh did you see him He's probably still scratching his headWhich must be a nice vacation for his balls - Legally Blonde

Oh my gosh did you see him He's probably still...

That's great PauletteIs this the only interaction you two have ever hadNoSometimes I say OK instead of fine - Legally Blonde

That's great PauletteIs this the only interaction you...

What's the point in staying Paulette I meanAll people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobsNo one's ever gonna take me seriouslyPeople at law school don't And Warner doesn'tI don't even think my own parents take me seriouslyIt just felt - Legally Blonde

What's the point in staying Paulette I meanAll people...

One two three and - A Mighty Wind

One two three and

We're excited to be involved with this project - A Mighty Wind

We're excited to be involved with this project

We're professionals here you see We get ideas that help sell - A Mighty Wind

We're professionals here you see We get ideas that help...

I'm a model train enthusiast - A Mighty Wind

I'm a model train enthusiast

Yeah thank God for model trains - A Mighty Wind

Yeah thank God for model trains

A Cinderella Story

Is this the Norwegian salmon that I asked forBecause I need my omega 3sOnly the bestMmm Mm hmm I can tellYou know it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia - A Cinderella Story

Is this the Norwegian salmon that I asked forBecause I need...

A Cinderella Story

Listen Sam People go to school to get smarterso that they can get a jobYou already have a job So it's like skipping a step - A Cinderella Story

Listen Sam People go to school to get smarterso that they...

A Cinderella Story

There's something I always wanted to tell youand I think you're ready to hear itYou're not very pretty and you're not very brightI'm so glad we had that talk - A Cinderella Story

There's something I always wanted to tell youand I...

A Cinderella Story

Where are your skates That's part of the uniformFiona if I wanted to look like a clown I'd join the circusIf you were part of my circusI would have you clean elephant butts with a Wet One - A Cinderella Story

Where are your skates That's part of the uniformFiona...

A Cinderella Story

I am very very very very upset about thisYou don't look upset It's the BotoxI can't show emotion for another hour and a half - A Cinderella Story

I am very very very very upset about thisYou don't look...

A Cinderella Story

I wanna get my breasts done Where did you get thoseSan Diego Excuse me - A Cinderella Story

I wanna get my breasts done Where did you get thoseSan Diego...

A Cinderella Story

Don't want that don't want that don't want that don't want thaAccepted Oh this won't do - A Cinderella Story

Don't want that don't want that don't want...

A Cinderella Story

Sam Go awayBut Sam you've got a letter from PrincetonWhat does it sayI didn't get inOh noAnd you studied so hardI can't believe I actually thought I had a chanceOh Sam I'm heartbrokenLife can be so unfairWell just look at the bright sideYou have a job at - A Cinderella Story

Sam Go awayBut Sam you've got a letter from...

A Cinderella Story

Come on girls Sam I need you to clean the pool tonightNoExcuse me You heard me I quitI quit this job I quit your family And I'm moving outOh and where are you gonna liveWith meYou can't just walk out on meYou know what FionaYou can mess with your hair and - A Cinderella Story

Come on girls Sam I need you to clean the pool...

A Cinderella Story

Wait up SamYou take one more step and you're firedOh no that won't be necessarybecause I quit too You know whatThe only reason why I stayed aroundand put up with you all these years is because of that girlAnd now that she's free of youthere is nothing - A Cinderella Story

Wait up SamYou take one more step and you're firedOh no...

A Cinderella Story

You take one more step and you're fired - A Cinderella Story

You take one more step and you're fired

A Cinderella Story

I can pay for those parking ticketsActually I'm selling your cars Fiona For college tuition moneyWhat gives you the idea you can sell our carsShe owns them Exactly I own them - A Cinderella Story

I can pay for those parking ticketsActually I'm selling...

A Cinderella Story

I'm the county district attorneyHave you ever seen this before Mrs MontgomeryI've never seen that beforeIsn't this your signature on the witness lineI have never seen my husband's hidden will beforeI'm afraid you're gonna have to come downtown with me - A Cinderella Story

I'm the county district attorneyHave you ever seen this...

Well hello there What's your name - Robots

Well hello there What's your name

He's been rear ended - Robots

He's been rear ended

Hey Fender - Robots

Guys come on what are you 3 years old - Robots

Guys come on what are you 3 years old

I used to have a figure like that - Robots

I used to have a figure like that

Fighting never solved anything - Robots

Fighting never solved anything

Say hello to my dimpled friend - Robots

Say hello to my dimpled friend

Oh my God I want that so bad - Click

Oh my God I want that so bad

Donna Oh my God - Click

Donna Oh my God

American Dreamz

Now the whole poor white trash thing is great - American Dreamz

Now the whole poor white trash thing is great

For Your Consideration

Sorry I'm on this thing I uh hurt my back - For Your Consideration

Sorry I'm on this thing I uh hurt my back

For Your Consideration

What does a producer do - For Your Consideration

What does a producer do

For Your Consideration

Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies - For Your Consideration

Someone's killed their children and made them into...

For Your Consideration

But what about me Lane - For Your Consideration

But what about me Lane

For Your Consideration

What if we do a different holiday around the table Easter - For Your Consideration

What if we do a different holiday around the table Easter

Behold my white castle - Epic Movie

Behold my white castle

This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance - Epic Movie

This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance

Let's start things off with a bang shall we - Epic Movie

Let's start things off with a bang shall we

I hate those fuckin' kids - Epic Movie

I hate those fuckin' kids

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call...

What's wrong - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

Gentlemen Broncos

And guess what - Gentlemen Broncos

Gentlemen Broncos

Hi guys - Gentlemen Broncos

Gentlemen Broncos

Your brother loves you Vanaya and he'd do anything for ye - Gentlemen Broncos

Your brother loves you Vanaya and he'd do anything for...

I'm Stella And I use my car as a weapon - ExTerminators

I'm Stella And I use my car as a weapon

Do you want me to drive - ExTerminators

Do you want me to drive

Oh come on Really Alex We we need you - ExTerminators

Oh come on Really Alex We we need you

We're exterminators - ExTerminators

We're exterminators

Hey I wanna take up smoking so I can have skin like yours - ExTerminators

Hey I wanna take up smoking so I can have skin like yours

He took everything Even my credit cards - ExTerminators

He took everything Even my credit cards

Arlo the Alligator Boy

Arlo if you'll give me another chance I'd love to have you stay with me - Arlo the Alligator Boy

Arlo if you'll give me another chance I'd love to...

Think about all the people in the world that hang themselves - Austenland

Think about all the people in the world that hang themselves

And Jane the maid told me that - Austenland

And Jane the maid told me that

I say who needs the outdoors when - Austenland

I say who needs the outdoors when

My Miss Charming what beauteous skin you possess - Austenland

My Miss Charming what beauteous skin you possess

I'm going to take charge of my story - Austenland

I'm going to take charge of my story

Heartwright had millions of them - Austenland

Heartwright had millions of them

Lam Aphrodite the goddess - Austenland

Lam Aphrodite the goddess

I didn't think I was touching you inappropriately - Austenland

I didn't think I was touching you inappropriately