Clips with Jerry Colonna

Alice in Wonderland I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday partyUh uh thank you Birthday Ha ha haMy dear child this is not a birthday partyOf course notThis is an unbirthday party - Alice in Wonderland 00:15
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday partyUh uh thank...
Alice in Wonderland Unbirthday Oh I'm sorry but I don't quite understandIt's very simple Now 30 days hath SeptNo Well An unbirthdayIf you have a birthday then youShe doesn't know what an unbirthday is How silly - Alice in Wonderland 00:20
Unbirthday Oh I'm sorry but I don't quite...
Alice in Wonderland Would you like a little more teaWell I haven't had any yet so I can't very well take moreAh you mean you can't very well take lessYes You can always take more than nothing - Alice in Wonderland 00:15
Would you like a little more teaWell I haven't had any...
Alice in Wonderland Start at the beginning Yes yesAnd when you come to the endstop see - Alice in Wonderland 00:10
Start at the beginning Yes yesAnd when you come to the...
Alice in Wonderland Well it all startedwhile I was sitting on the riverbank with DinahVery interestingWho's Dinah Why Dinah's my cat You seeAh Cat - Alice in Wonderland 00:16
Well it all startedwhile I was sitting on the riverbank with...
Alice in Wonderland My goodness Those are the things that upset meSee all the trouble you've startedBut really I didn't think that Ah but that's the pointIf you don't think you shouldn't talk Clean cup clean cup - Alice in Wonderland 00:13
My goodness Those are the things that upset meSee all the...
Alice in Wonderland Oh yes I was sitting on the riverbank with uhwith you know whoI doI mean my c a tTeaJust half a cup if you don't mind - Alice in Wonderland 00:18
Oh yes I was sitting on the riverbank with uhwith you know...
Alice in Wonderland Come come my dear Don't you care for teaWhy yes I'm very fond of tea butIf you don't care for tea you could at least make polite conversation - Alice in Wonderland 00:12
Come come my dear Don't you care for teaWhy yes...
Alice in Wonderland I have an excellent ideaLet's change the subject - Alice in Wonderland 00:06
I have an excellent ideaLet's change the subject
Alice in Wonderland Why is a raven like a writing deskRiddlesLet me see nowWhy is a raven like a writing deskI beg your pardon Why is a raven like a writing deskWhy is a what Careful She's stark ravin' madBut but it's your silly riddle You just saidSteady Don't get excited - Alice in Wonderland 00:32
Why is a raven like a writing deskRiddlesLet me see nowWhy...
Alice in Wonderland Have a cup of tea indeed Well I'm sorry but I just haven't the timeThe time The time Who's got the time - Alice in Wonderland 00:09
Have a cup of tea indeed Well I'm sorry but I just...
Alice in Wonderland There's only one way to stop a mad watch - Alice in Wonderland 00:05
There's only one way to stop a mad watch