Clips with Jerry Seinfeld

Bee Movie Three days grade school three days high schoolThose were awkwardThree days college I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hiveYou did come back different - Bee Movie 00:12
Three days grade school three days high schoolThose were...
Bee Movie Hear about Frankie YeahYou going to the funeral No I'm not goingEverybody knows sting someone you dieDon't waste it on a squirrel Such a hotheadI guess he could have just gotten out of the way - Bee Movie 00:14
Hear about Frankie YeahYou going to the funeral No I'm...
Bee Movie That girl was hot She's my cousinShe is Yes we're all cousins - Bee Movie 00:07
That girl was hot She's my cousinShe is Yes we're...
Bee Movie You'll be happy to know that bees as a species haven't had one day offin 27 million yearsSo you'll just work us to deathWe'll sure try - Bee Movie 00:13
You'll be happy to know that bees as a species...
Bee Movie We're going 0900 at J GateWhat do you think buzzy boy Are you bee enoughI might be It all depends on what 0900 means - Bee Movie 00:14
We're going 0900 at J GateWhat do you think buzzy boy...
Bee Movie Hi bee He's back here - Bee Movie 00:04
Hi bee He's back here
Bee Movie I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it - Bee Movie 00:05
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it
Bee Movie Wait How did you learn to do that WhatThe talking thingSame way you did I guess Mama Dada honey You pick it up - Bee Movie 00:12
Wait How did you learn to do that WhatThe talking thingSame...
Bee Movie He finally gets thereHe runs up the steps into the church The wedding is onAnd he says Watermelon I thought you said GuatemalanWhy would I marry a watermelonIs that a bee joke - Bee Movie 00:23
He finally gets thereHe runs up the steps into the church...
Bee Movie Really My only interest is flowersOur new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan - Bee Movie 00:09
Really My only interest is flowersOur new queen was just...
Bee Movie Well I met someoneYou did Was she Bee ishA wasp Your parents will kill you No no no not a waspSpider I'm not attracted to spidersI know it's the hottest thing with the eight legs and allI can't get by that face - Bee Movie 00:16
Well I met someoneYou did Was she Bee ishA wasp Your parents...
Bee Movie So who is sheShe's humanNo no That's a bee law You wouldn't break a bee lawHer name's Vanessa Oh boyShe's so nice And she's a floristOh no You're dating a human floristWe're not datingYou're flying outside the hive talking to humans that attack our - Bee Movie 00:33
So who is sheShe's humanNo no That's a bee law You...
Bee Movie This is overEat thisThis is not over What was thatThey call it a crumb It was so stingin' stripeyAnd that's not what they eat That's what falls off what they eat - Bee Movie 00:14
This is overEat thisThis is not over What was thatThey call...
Bee Movie You know what a Oinnabon is NoIt's bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it upSit downreally hot Listen to meWe are not them We're us There's us and there's themYes but who can deny the heart that is yearningThere's no yearning Stop yearning Listen to - Bee Movie 00:25
You know what a Oinnabon is NoIt's bread and cinnamon...
Bee Movie Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning - Bee Movie 00:05
Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning
Bee Movie There he is He's in the poolYou know what your problem is BarryI gotta start thinking beeHow much longer will this go onIt's been three days Why aren't you workingI've got a lot of big life decisions to think aboutWhat life You have no life You have no - Bee Movie 00:21
There he is He's in the poolYou know what your problem...
Bee Movie Why don't you just fly everywhere - Bee Movie 00:12
Why don't you just fly everywhere
Bee Movie TiVo You can just freeze live TV That's insaneYou don't have thatWe have Hivo but it's a disease It's a horrible horrible disease - Bee Movie 00:11
TiVo You can just freeze live TV That's insaneYou...
Bee Movie What was that A Pic 'N' Save circularYeah it was How did you knowIt felt like about 10 pages Seventy five is pretty much our limitYou've really got that down to a scienceI lost a cousin to Italian Vogue I'll bet - Bee Movie 00:16
What was that A Pic 'N' Save circularYeah it was...
Bee Movie What in the name of Mighty Hercules is thisHow did this get here Oute Bee Golden BlossomRay Liotta Private SelectIs he that actor I never heard of himWhy is this here For people We eat itYou don't have enough food of your ownWell yes How do you get itBees - Bee Movie 00:51
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is thisHow did this get...
Bee Movie These faces they never knew what hit them And nowthey're on the road to nowhere - Bee Movie 00:08
These faces they never knew what hit them And...
Bee Movie Just keep stillWhat You're not deadDo I look dead They will wipe anything that moves Where you headedTo Honey Farms I am onto something huge hereI'm going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head offI'm going to TacomaAnd you He really is deadAll - Bee Movie 00:23
Just keep stillWhat You're not deadDo I look dead They...
Bee Movie This is your queen That's a man in women's clothesThat's a drag queen - Bee Movie 00:08
This is your queen That's a man in women's...
Bee Movie Bee honeyOur honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scaleThis is worse than anything bears have done I intend to do somethingOh Barry stopWho told you humans are taking our honey That's a rumorDo these look like rumorsThat's a conspiracy theory These - Bee Movie 00:23
Bee honeyOur honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive...
Bee Movie And they makeout - Bee Movie 00:28
And they makeout
Bee Movie Bees have never been afraid to change the worldWhat about Bee Oolumbus Bee Gandhi Bejesus - Bee Movie 00:08
Bees have never been afraid to change the worldWhat about...
Bee Movie It's a common name - Bee Movie 00:26
It's a common name
Bee Movie I see you also own Honeyburton and HonronYes they provide beekeepers for our farmsBeekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing termI don't imagine you employ any bee free ers do youNo I couldn't hear youNo NoBecause you don't free bees You keep bees Not - Bee Movie 00:52
I see you also own Honeyburton and HonronYes they provide...
Bee Movie You mean like this - Bee Movie 00:08
You mean like this
Bee Movie So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues meWhere have I heard it before I was with a band called The PoliceBut you've never been a police officer have youNo I haven'tNo you haven't And so here we have yet another exampleof bee culture - Bee Movie 00:38
So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues...
Bee Movie Mr Liotta first belated congratulations onyour Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005Thank you Thank youI see from your résumé that you're devilishly handsomewith a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blowI enjoy what I do Is that a crimeNot yet it - Bee Movie 00:36
Mr Liotta first belated congratulations onyour Emmy win for...
Bee Movie This isn't a goodfella This is a badfella - Bee Movie 00:05
This isn't a goodfella This is a badfella
Bee Movie What's that Italian VogueMamma mia that's a lot of pagesA lot of ads - Bee Movie 00:08
What's that Italian VogueMamma mia that's a lot of...
Bee Movie Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mineFunny I just can't seem to recall that - Bee Movie 00:09
Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than...
Bee Movie I think something stinks in hereI love the smell of flowersHow do you like the smell of flamesNot as much - Bee Movie 00:11
I think something stinks in hereI love the smell of...
Bee Movie Well well well a royal flushYou're bluffing Am ISurf's up dudePoo water - Bee Movie 00:20
Well well well a royal flushYou're bluffing Am...
Bee Movie Mr Benson Bee I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to knowWhat exactly is your relationshipto that womanWe're friendsGood friends YesHow good Do you live togetherWait a minuteAre you her littlebedbug - Bee Movie 00:24
Mr Benson Bee I'll ask you what I think we'd all...
Bee Movie What will the humans do to us if they winI don't knowI hear they put the roaches in motels That doesn't sound so badAdam they check in but they don't check out - Bee Movie 00:13
What will the humans do to us if they winI don't knowI...
Bee Movie My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants - Bee Movie 00:05
My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants
Bee Movie We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything morethan a filthy smelly bad breath stink machineWe're all aware of what they do in the woods - Bee Movie 00:12
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as...
Bee Movie Where should I sit What are youI believe I'm the pea The peaIt goes under the mattressesNot in this fairy tale sweetheart I'm getting the marshal - Bee Movie 00:11
Where should I sit What are youI believe I'm the pea...
Bee Movie What happened hereThere was a DustBuster a toupee a life raft explodedOne's bald one's in a boat they're both unconsciousIs that another bee joke No - Bee Movie 00:13
What happened hereThere was a DustBuster a toupee a life...
Bee Movie It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voiceIt's not a tone I'm panicking - Bee Movie 00:09
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in...
Bee Movie Milk cream cheese it's all me And I don't see a nickelSometimes I just feel like a piece of meatI had no idea - Bee Movie 00:12
Milk cream cheese it's all me And I don't see a...