Clips with Jesse Eisenberg

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Zombieland I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll have a thing - Zombieland 00:09
I shave every morning but sometimes by like 4 30 I'll...
Zombieland Take away a man's son you've truly given him nothing left to loseI haven't cried like that since Titanic - Zombieland 00:21
Take away a man's son you've truly given him...
Zombieland Was that a good year Oh my GodIt was a great year are you kidding me I saw my first R rated movie that yearAnaconda Oh AnacondaFirst tattoo a purpoiseReally FakeFirst kissScotty LynchDid you guys use tongueMaybeAre you jealous of Scotty Lynch Yes I - Zombieland 01:34
Was that a good year Oh my GodIt was a great year are you...
Zombieland You know Between you me andYou're actually kind of cuteYou think soI mean you got the guts of a guppy butI could hit thatReallyI'll at least give you the intentional walk to first - Zombieland 00:28
You know Between you me andYou're actually kind of...
Zombieland Oh my GodLook at this fucking clownOf course it had to be a clown - Zombieland 00:13
Oh my GodLook at this fucking clownOf course it had to be a...
Zombieland Fuck this clown - Zombieland 00:04
Fuck this clown
Zombieland Rule number 32 - Zombieland 00:12
Rule number 32
Zombieland So until next time rememberCardio seat beltsand this really has nothing to do with anything but a little sunscreen never hurt anybodyI'm Columbus Ohio from Zombieland saying Good night - Zombieland 00:16
So until next time rememberCardio seat beltsand this really...
Zack Snyder's Justice... The boxes were left behind on Earth - Zack Snyder's Justice League 00:18
The boxes were left behind on Earth
The Social Network Than there are people of any kind living in the United States - The Social Network 00:18
Than there are people of any kind living in the United...
The Social Network You know from a woman's perspective - The Social Network 00:35
You know from a woman's perspective
The Social Network Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls - The Social Network 00:24
Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls
The Social Network Must be nice He made 300 000 in a summer - The Social Network 00:10
Must be nice He made 300 000 in a summer
The Social Network I'm just saying I need to do something substantial - The Social Network 00:16
I'm just saying I need to do something substantial
The Social Network Well why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be - The Social Network 00:37
Well why don't you just concentrate on being the best...
The Social Network Wait Wait wait I'm going back to my dorm - The Social Network 00:33
Wait Wait wait I'm going back to my dorm
The Social Network I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education - The Social Network 00:12
I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my...
The Social Network The truth is she has a nice face - The Social Network 00:09
The truth is she has a nice face
The Social Network Hey Mark Wardo - The Social Network 00:18
Hey Mark Wardo
The Social Network The site got 2 200 hits within two hours - The Social Network 00:11
The site got 2 200 hits within two hours
The Social Network As for any charges stemming from the breach of security - The Social Network 00:15
As for any charges stemming from the breach of security
The Social Network But you invented something in high school too right - The Social Network 00:17
But you invented something in high school too right
The Social Network Right Yeah - The Social Network 00:03
Right Yeah
The Social Network People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends - The Social Network 00:18
People want to go on the Internet and check out their...
The Social Network Wardo it's like a final club except we're the president - The Social Network 00:04
Wardo it's like a final club except we're the...
The Social Network Ma'am I know you've done your homework - The Social Network 00:10
Ma'am I know you've done your homework
The Social Network You know you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this - The Social Network 00:10
You know you really don't need a forensics team to get...
The Social Network I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with - The Social Network 00:17
I went to my friend for the money because that's who I...
The Social Network You know I could swear he was looking at you - The Social Network 00:17
You know I could swear he was looking at you
The Social Network The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea - The Social Network 00:37
The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea
The Social Network Do you think I deserve your full attention - The Social Network 00:37
Do you think I deserve your full attention
The Social Network The Facebook You called me a bitch on the Internet Mark - The Social Network 00:36
The Facebook You called me a bitch on the Internet Mark
The Social Network What are you doing - The Social Network 00:30
What are you doing
The Social Network This is absurd I'm being accused of animal cruelty - The Social Network 00:08
This is absurd I'm being accused of animal cruelty
The Social Network 18 000 Yes - The Social Network 00:16
18 000 Yes
The Social Network Your date looks so familiar to me - The Social Network 00:36
Your date looks so familiar to me
The Social Network You know why I started Napster - The Social Network 00:32
You know why I started Napster
The Social Network You froze our account I did - The Social Network 00:34
You froze our account I did
The Social Network What's the package - The Social Network 00:22
What's the package
The Social Network When there's emotional testimony I assume 85 of it is exaggeration - The Social Network 00:10
When there's emotional testimony I assume 85 of it is...
The Social Network I invented Facebook - The Social Network 00:33
I invented Facebook
The Social Network I was drunk and angry and stupid - The Social Network 00:07
I was drunk and angry and stupid
Rio This is the lifeThe perfect marshmallow to cocoa ratio - Rio 00:07
This is the lifeThe perfect marshmallow to cocoa ratio
Rio Well well if it isn't my favorite nerd birdVery funny Real matureHey pet Where you migrating to this yearThe breakfast nookThrow all the snowballs you wantl'm protected by this magical force field called glasslt's what keeps us so toasty and warm in - Rio 00:28
Well well if it isn't my favorite nerd birdVery funny...
Rio Linda Little help here LindaWowYou're actually communicatingYes l introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter clockwisethus deferring to his dominancel did not get that at all - Rio 00:18
Linda Little help here LindaWowYou're actually...
Rio L am not from hereHey Nico he's a touristFunny you don't look like oneReally l don'tExcept you got pigeon doo doo on your noseOh no this is just SPF 3000 - Rio 00:15
L am not from hereHey Nico he's a touristFunny you...
Rio So are you here for CarnavalActually l'm just here to meet a girlA girl YesLittle word of advice you make the first moveBrazilian ladies respond to confidenceRightYeah it's all about swagger You got to puff out that chestSwing that tailEyes narrow like - Rio 00:44
So are you here for CarnavalActually l'm just here to...
Rio Whoa She's beautifulWhat were they talking about She's like an angelAn angel who's getting really closeYou're standing on my throatYou're an AmericanThanks l need my throat for talking So thank youYou look like meHiHi my name is BluLike the cheese with - Rio 00:42
Whoa She's beautifulWhat were they talking about...
Rio Whoa She's beautiful - Rio 00:17
Whoa She's beautiful
Rio You're standing on my throat - Rio 00:21
You're standing on my throat
Rio L know how my feathers look but l am not that kind of birdOkay l had nothing to do with thatBut you have to admit it's actually a pretty good songNaturallyYeah sing it Lionel - Rio 00:17
L know how my feathers look but l am not that kind of...
Rio You would rather be with a human than with your own kindWell that human has given me love and affection for the past 1 5 yearswhereas my own kind try to strangle me after 1 5 secondsYeah well because of them l've lost everythingYou can't trust themOf - Rio 00:26
You would rather be with a human than with your own kindWell...
Rio L know l'm not a pretty birdiebut l used to be quite a lookerA starLights camera actionl was striking suave ambitiousFeet to beakso birdie liciousNow I'm vile I am villainous and viciousOh and maliciousl had it all A TV show women tool was tall Over one - Rio 01:37
L know l'm not a pretty birdiebut l used to be quite a...
Rio Who said that about me - Rio 00:19
Who said that about me
Rio Hey are you okayNo l am definitely not okayWait What are you doingGetting out of hereAre you going to help me or whatActually all the survival guides say to sit and wait and help will comeNo one is comingWe are on our own and if we just sit here we're - Rio 00:19
Hey are you okayNo l am definitely not okayWait What are you...
Rio Stop Stop Why don't you just open the doorAre you kidding meWhat lt's just a standard flip slide bolt - Rio 00:09
Stop Stop Why don't you just open the doorAre you...
Rio What are you doingl can't What You can't whatl can't flyYou couldn't tell me this before nowlt didn't matter before nowl hate you - Rio 00:22
What are you doingl can't What You can't whatl...
Rio Wait wait Listen to meFlying may not be my thing but walking isFollow my lead lnside leg outside legYeah okay l got it - Rio 00:09
Wait wait Listen to meFlying may not be my thing but walking...
Rio Now come on we need to find a safe place to spend the nightSafe SafeWe are in the jungleYou know when people say lt's a jungle out thereWell l'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thingLook l hate to break it to you but this is where our kind - Rio 00:32
Now come on we need to find a safe place to spend the...
Rio After youNo l don't think soNo l would feel much more comfortable in something man madeHey how about up there - Rio 00:14
After youNo l don't think soNo l would feel much more...
Rio L can't believe l have to drag your clumsy butt up thereDrag meWatch and learnBlu Just wait oneBluWho's dragging whose butt nowVery funny - Rio 00:20
L can't believe l have to drag your clumsy butt up...
Rio So you two lovebirds headed for CarnavalLovebirds We're more like acquaintance birdsNot even that we're more like chained to each other birdsYeah l mean ifWhat is it with this kid and the feathersWe have no idea We're having him tested - Rio 00:17
So you two lovebirds headed for CarnavalLovebirds We're...
Rio So how far is this LuizNot far Thirty minutes as the crow fliesAnd how long as the macaw walksBobo here can't fly But he's a birdNot all birds flyThere are ostrichesYou're not an ostrichNot technically but WaitMy friends l want to help but to walk the - Rio 00:27
So how far is this LuizNot far Thirty minutes as the crow...
Rio L've changed my mind yeahMaybe we can find a bus schedule or somethingCome on you're not going to back out nowNot in front of the ladyOkay yeah Yeah sureAll right that's the spirit - Rio 00:17
L've changed my mind yeahMaybe we can find a bus...
Rio Maybe we can find a bus schedule or something - Rio 00:04
Maybe we can find a bus schedule or something
Rio You're sure you're up for thisYeah yeah l meanit's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or somethingRightActually that was pretty much my entire planWhatDon't worry Blu it's in your DNAAnd if our featherless friends can do it how hard can - Rio 00:26
You're sure you're up for thisYeah yeah l...
Rio Yeah yeah l meanit's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or somethingRightActually that was pretty much my entire planWhatDon't worry Blu it's in your DNAAnd if our featherless friends can do it how hard can it beWait waitMommyFun - Rio 00:25
Yeah yeah l meanit's not like we're just hurling...
Rio Okay l need you two to get closerCloserNiceNow put your wings around each otherWhat Come on amigolt's not like she's going to biteWill youWe'll see - Rio 00:21
Okay l need you two to get closerCloserNiceNow put your...
Rio Nowyou flap your right wingyou flap your left wing and together you flyBut this doesn't seem aerodynamically possibleYou think too muchFlying is not what you think up here it's what you feel in hereAnd when you feel the rhythm of your heart it's like - Rio 00:23
Nowyou flap your right wingyou flap your left wing and...
Rio L would love to go five minutes without almost getting killedls that too much to askFor a bird who can't fly yeah - Rio 00:09
L would love to go five minutes without almost getting...