Clips with Jesse Eisenberg

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Rio Hey Rafilf it isn't the king of CarnavalNico Pedro What up familyWhere you been hiding yourself birdMan l thought you were deadHold up RewindAin't that the bird from the cagel think our love lessons went down smoothYou work fastBaby got beakYou was locked - Rio 00:29
Hey Rafilf it isn't the king of CarnavalNico Pedro What...
Rio This is the coolest place l've ever seenDespite all the obvious health code violationsl like you Nothing you say makes any sense - Rio 00:10
This is the coolest place l've ever seenDespite all the...
Rio Man we threw downYeah we threw downYou guys were like fire and iceThunder and lightning Hip and hopCheese and sprinkleslt's a Minnesota thingYou see Nothing you say makes any sense - Rio 00:17
Man we threw downYeah we threw downYou guys were like fire...
Rio Down here Just tell her You have beautiful eyesThat's good Great ideal have beautiful eyesYeah okay Sure they're niceNo her eyes Her eyesRight yeah Your eyes your eyes are great not minel mean mine are okayBut yours l bet you can see right through them - Rio 00:25
Down here Just tell her You have beautiful eyesThat's...
Rio Down here Just tell her You have beautiful eyes - Rio 00:11
Down here Just tell her You have beautiful eyes
Rio BluJust tell her how you feelJewel Yeahl've been wanting to tell you that lThat lHow sweet You're getting choked upYou're choking Okay All right - Rio 00:21
BluJust tell her how you feelJewel Yeahl've been...
Rio Hey Where you goingBluBlu what's wrongNothing Everything is perfectYou'll be off to the rainforest l'll be back with Linda just like we plannedHey birds Stop yapping and start flappingLet's gol guess l thought maybeWhat That you'd come to MinnesotaGreat l - Rio 01:53
Hey Where you goingBluBlu what's wrongNothing...
Rio Hey Where you going - Rio 00:37
Hey Where you going
Rio You know what This is good Just clear the air - Rio 00:36
You know what This is good Just clear the air
Rio Blu Hey Blu Blul was flying and then l saw this big cockatooWith big ninja talonsThis cockatoo was ugly Anyway that's not the pointAnd then Jewel was there and he snatched Jewel upLike he snatched her up And then he was likeYou're coming with me you - Rio 00:30
Blu Hey Blu Blul was flying and then l saw this big...
Rio Yeah babyNow l could get my freak onLuiz pleaseRescue first Freak later - Rio 00:09
Yeah babyNow l could get my freak onLuiz pleaseRescue first...
Rio Let him goJewelMy wingPityNow we have two useless flightless birdsNot cool man Not cool - Rio 00:23
Let him goJewelMy wingPityNow we have two useless flightless...
Rio Blu You're flyingYeahl'm flying l'm really flyingYou're right l'm not an ostrich l'm not an ostrich - Rio 00:12
Blu You're flyingYeahl'm flying l'm really...
Zombieland: Double Tap Merry Christmas - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:41
Merry Christmas
Zombieland: Double Tap Back for seconds After all this timeWell what can I say but thank youYou have a lot of choices when it comes to zombie entertainment and we appreciate you picking us - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
Back for seconds After all this timeWell what can I say but...
Zombieland: Double Tap The only reason we survived the last several yearsis that we've gotten to know our bloodthirsty enemies better than we know ourselvesIn the time since we last saw you zombies have evolvedso we've given them different namesThis lady here is getting chased - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:27
The only reason we survived the last several yearsis that...
Zombieland: Double Tap But for better or worse we were a familyAnd for the first time since the virus we were living somewhere truly safemaking every day feel like Well like Christmas morning - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:12
But for better or worse we were a familyAnd for the first...
Zombieland: Double Tap What would you like for Christmas little girl A ponyI'd like you to stop calling me little girlWell technically you are little and you're a girlWell I am not a little girl but do you know what I would likeI don't give a fuck what you'd like - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:17
What would you like for Christmas little girl A ponyI'd...
Zombieland: Double Tap I just I feel kind of guiltyBecause of JesusI know ways around that - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:09
I just I feel kind of guiltyBecause of JesusI know ways...
Zombieland: Double Tap On second thought fuck that rules are for pussiesNothing personal How could it not be personal That's my whole thingYeah you're right It was personal Yeah Come on It's gonna be okay - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:11
On second thought fuck that rules are for pussiesNothing...
Zombieland: Double Tap Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a living being - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Hey come on She is a living thinking being Okay She's a...
Zombieland: Double Tap Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoesComfort - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:06
Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoesComfort
Zombieland: Double Tap Now from where I stand there's only one thing we can doGroup sex RightNoWe'll fight themYou'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasmYou might die Thank you for your sacrifice - Zombieland: Double Tap 00:19
Now from where I stand there's only one thing we can...
30 Minutes or Less I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10
I don't need to be I taught myself how to do this
30 Minutes or Less You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't want to talk about this - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09
You want to fuck my sister don't you Chet I don't...
30 Minutes or Less You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her - 30 Minutes or Less 00:05
You're twins Did you feel it when I was fucking her
30 Minutes or Less No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early for me - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15
No I'm 45 minutes late which is like 10 minutes early...
30 Minutes or Less What the fuck Is that thing real I am not fucking around here - 30 Minutes or Less 00:15
What the fuck Is that thing real I am not fucking around...
30 Minutes or Less See my impatient face right here - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18
See my impatient face right here
30 Minutes or Less What if we saw off your arms - 30 Minutes or Less 00:21
What if we saw off your arms
30 Minutes or Less Get down on the ground and give me the money - 30 Minutes or Less 00:10
Get down on the ground and give me the money
30 Minutes or Less Crawl through the window You climb through the window - 30 Minutes or Less 00:09
Crawl through the window You climb through the window
30 Minutes or Less Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car - 30 Minutes or Less 00:16
Good Okay now listen we're obviously stealing the car
30 Minutes or Less Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer - 30 Minutes or Less 00:06
Guess what you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer
30 Minutes or Less That's very funny Now give me the fucking code - 30 Minutes or Less 00:14
That's very funny Now give me the fucking code
30 Minutes or Less Why did that van explode That bomb I was telling you about - 30 Minutes or Less 00:18
Why did that van explode That bomb I was telling you about
Now You See Me The closer you lookThe less you see - Now You See Me 00:05
The closer you lookThe less you see
Now You See Me Don't worry about it I'll call youYou don't have my numberI'm magic I'll find it Have a good night - Now You See Me 00:07
Don't worry about it I'll call youYou don't...
Now You See Me No wayJ Daniel AtlasDude I've seen everything that you have ever doneYou're likeidolize you SeriouslyFrom a true fan It's so nice to meet youI'm Jack by the wayQuestion Did you get one of theseYeah DeathThe High PriestessI'm the LoverThree minutesHermitSo - Now You See Me 00:32
No wayJ Daniel AtlasDude I've seen everything that you...
Now You See Me I'm just trying to create the space for wisdom - Now You See Me 00:11
I'm just trying to create the space for wisdom
Now You See Me Ladies and gentlementonightwe are going to rob a bank - Now You See Me 00:10
Ladies and gentlementonightwe are going to rob a bank
Now You See Me So warn you can maintain my resolve much longerthan you can maintain that phony arroganceAnd the instant that you even showthe slightest crack in that smug facadeI'll be therewill be all over you likeLike white on riceSorry That's unfairLet me warn - Now You See Me 00:37
So warn you can maintain my resolve much longerthan you can...
Now You See Me Because the closer you think you arethe less you'll actually see - Now You See Me 00:05
Because the closer you think you arethe less you'll...
Now You See Me First rule of magicAlways be the smartest guy in the room - Now You See Me 00:07
First rule of magicAlways be the smartest guy in the room
Now You See Me What is magicMagic is deceptionBut deception designed to delightto entertain to inspireLook out Clear Clear Look outIt is about beliefFaithTrustWithout those qualitiesmagic as an art form would no longer existBut what happens if these qualitiesare not - Now You See Me 00:43
What is magicMagic is deceptionBut deception designed to...
Now You See Me Well when first met you thought you were kind of adickAndNo that's itThat's very niceYeah I'm touchedYeah Just from the heartWell didn't tell you where was touched - Now You See Me 00:21
Well when first met you thought you were kind of adickAndNo...
The Double It's terrible to be alone too much - The Double 00:08
It's terrible to be alone too much
The Double There aren't too many like you - The Double 00:05
There aren't too many like you
The Double I have all these things that I want to say to her - The Double 00:21
I have all these things that I want to say to her
The Double I don't know how to be myself - The Double 00:45
I don't know how to be myself
The Double You can't be doing anything gay - The Double 00:16
You can't be doing anything gay
The Double You don't exist anymore - The Double 00:32
You don't exist anymore
The Double I don't want to be a boy held up by string - The Double 00:09
I don't want to be a boy held up by string
To Rome with Love I mean it's incredible that the Colosseum is still standing after thousands of years - To Rome with Love 00:15
I mean it's incredible that the Colosseum is still...
To Rome with Love Yeah I mean it's sort of charming that she's a con artist - To Rome with Love 00:28
Yeah I mean it's sort of charming that she's a con...
To Rome with Love Well with age comes wisdom With age comes exhaustion - To Rome with Love 00:08
Well with age comes wisdom With age comes exhaustion
To Rome with Love What's so great about suffering - To Rome with Love 00:26
What's so great about suffering
To Rome with Love OK Look the time for debating is long passed - To Rome with Love 00:10
OK Look the time for debating is long passed
Night Moves Yeah it's got to be big - Night Moves 00:23
Yeah it's got to be big
A Real Pain How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here - A Real Pain 00:20
How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here
A Real Pain You - A Real Pain 00:15
You
A Real Pain We stay moving we stay light we stay agile - A Real Pain 00:34
We stay moving we stay light we stay agile
A Real Pain David we numb ourselves to avoid thinking about our impact - A Real Pain 00:24
David we numb ourselves to avoid thinking about our impact
A Real Pain You used to be fucking different man You used to be so emotional - A Real Pain 01:40
You used to be fucking different man You used to be so...
Louder Than Bombs Don't you think he deserves to know the truth - Louder Than Bombs 00:06
Don't you think he deserves to know the truth
Louder Than Bombs Just think really hard about what you are doing here because - Louder Than Bombs 00:09
Just think really hard about what you are doing here because
Louder Than Bombs Oh my God - Louder Than Bombs 00:20
Oh my God
Louder Than Bombs You know if I had a girl - Louder Than Bombs 00:07
You know if I had a girl
Rio 2 What's a song if you can't hear it tooCan't imagine dancing without youA shooting star Ain't really nothing to seeIf you're not right here Standing next to me - Rio 2 00:18
What's a song if you can't hear it tooCan't...
Rio 2 Hey you lovebirds Happy New YearRafi Where are theThe kids are with Luiz No worriesWorries Right hereLuiz Where are the kidsWhat I don't have any kidsOur kidsOh right I left them with TinyTinyWhat She's an excellent babysitter - Rio 2 00:24
Hey you lovebirds Happy New YearRafi Where are theThe kids...