Jim Carrey Quotes & Movies

How the Grinch Stole Christmas poster

How the Grinch Stole Christmas Joel Barish

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind poster

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Truman Burbank

The Truman Show poster

The Truman Show Dr. Robotnik

Sonic the Hedgehog poster

Sonic the Hedgehog Andy Kaufman

Man on the Moon poster

Man on the Moon Stanley Ipkiss

The Mask poster

The Mask Count Olaf

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events poster

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate... Scrooge

A Christmas Carol poster

A Christmas Carol Bruce Nolan

Bruce Almighty poster

Bruce Almighty Lloyd

Dumb and Dumber To poster

Dumb and Dumber To Lloyd

Dumb and Dumber poster

Dumb and Dumber Peter Appleton

The Majestic poster

The Majestic Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective poster

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Walter Sparrow

The Number 23 poster

The Number 23 Steven Russell

I Love You Phillip Morris poster

I Love You Phillip Morris Carl

Yes Man poster

Yes Man Fletcher Reede

Liar Liar poster

Liar Liar Charlie

Me, Myself & Irene poster

Me, Myself & Irene Horton

Horton Hears a Who! poster

Horton Hears a Who! Ace Ventura

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls poster

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Riddler

Batman Forever poster

Batman Forever Dick Harper

Fun with Dick and Jane poster

Fun with Dick and Jane Mr. Popper

Mr Popper's Penguins poster

Mr Popper's Penguins CBC News Anchor - Scott Riles

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Tadek

Dark Crimes poster

Dark Crimes Self (footage from In Living Color)

Won't You Be My Neighbor? poster

Won't You Be My Neighbor? Self

Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster

Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind The Hermit

The Bad Batch poster

The Bad Batch Colonel Stars and Stripes

Kick Ass 2 poster

Kick Ass 2 Narrator

Under the Sea 3D poster

Under the Sea 3D Adult Joe Wenteworth

Simon Birch poster

Simon Birch The Cable Guy

The Cable Guy poster

The Cable Guy Mark Kendall

Once Bitten poster

Once Bitten Self

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Ace Ventura

Disclosure poster

Disclosure Self

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond poster

Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond Lounge Entertainer

Pink Cadillac poster

Pink Cadillac Johnny Squares

The Dead Pool poster

The Dead Pool (archive footage)

I Am poster

I Am Steve Gray

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone poster

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Walter Getz

Peggy Sue Got Married poster

Peggy Sue Got Married The Grinch

The Last Blockbuster poster

The Last Blockbuster Wiploc

Earth Girls Are Easy poster

Earth Girls Are Easy Jeff Pickles

Kidding poster

Kidding Dr. Robotnik

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 poster

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Lane Biddlecoff

Finders Keepers poster

Finders Keepers Ivo Robotnik

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 poster

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Self

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story poster

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story Self

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute poster

Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute Various

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Jim Carrey

Don't kill himIf you kill himhe won't learn nothing - Batman Forever

Don't kill himIf you kill himhe won't learn...

BatmanBatman you sayComing for you Hoo hoo hooBrrrr BrrrrI'm counting on it - Batman Forever

BatmanBatman you sayComing for you Hoo hoo hooBrrrr...

You sunk my battleship - Batman Forever

You sunk my battleship

I hope they can find the little black box - Batman Forever

I hope they can find the little black box

Soon my little Box will be on countless TVs around the worldfeeding me credit card numbers bank codessexual fantasies and little white liesInto my head they'll goVictory is inevitable - Batman Forever

Soon my little Box will be on countless TVs around the...

For if knowledge is powerthen a God amIWas that over the top I can never tell - Batman Forever

For if knowledge is powerthen a God amIWas that over the top...

By the way I've seen your mind freakYours is the greatest riddle of allCan Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexistWe'll find out todayBut first let's meet our contestantsBehind Curtain Number 1the absolutely fabulous Dr Chase MeridianShe enjoys hiking - Batman Forever

By the way I've seen your mind freakYours is the...

Smells like heartbreak to me I don't want to discuss that - The Cable Guy

Smells like heartbreak to me I don't want to discuss...

She said I pressed too hard Women are a labyrinth my friend - The Cable Guy

She said I pressed too hard Women are a labyrinth my friend

I love this game - The Cable Guy

I love this game

I don't believe you It's another trick - The Cable Guy

I don't believe you It's another trick

Pretty smooth work I set them up you knock them down - The Cable Guy

Pretty smooth work I set them up you knock them down

I'm just here to comfort you - The Cable Guy

I'm just here to comfort you

That's so sad that you know that - The Cable Guy

That's so sad that you know that

Wait Cable guy - The Cable Guy

Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat backNo I'm sure you'll be needing it again and again - Liar Liar

Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat backNo I'm...

Mr Reede do you have a momentI'm sorry I'm very late It's my day to be with my sonA couple of reporters wanna talk to youabout your big win todayOh yeah How's my hair - Liar Liar

Mr Reede do you have a momentI'm sorry I'm very...

Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to momUh oh You found the claw's only weaknessSub zero temperaturesSo did you have any trouble finding the placeOkay I'm late I'm sorry I ran out of gasThe Gauge is broken or somethingRough neighborhood tooIt's a good - Liar Liar

Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to momUh oh You found the...

Mom dad's taking me to see wrestlingFletcherAudreyWhy do you have to take him to see that stuffIt's very violentThe boy must grow to be a warrior - Liar Liar

Mom dad's taking me to see wrestlingFletcherAudreyWhy...

Wow that was a nice image Deleted - Liar Liar

Wow that was a nice image Deleted

I was hoping after being married to meyou'd have no strength leftWell you have to remember that when we were marriedI wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were - Liar Liar

I was hoping after being married to meyou'd have no...

Taking lunch orders Mr Reede AnythingNo thanksI had so much for breakfast I'm just about ready to popI mean I'm full - Liar Liar

Taking lunch orders Mr Reede AnythingNo thanksI had so much...

Listen kiddo why don't you goplay in my office for a minuteSue somebody for everything they've gotMaybe you can send a fax to one of your girlfriends - Liar Liar

Listen kiddo why don't you goplay in my office for a...

Judge rollins' clerk he needs your filingTell him it's in the mailRight you'll do it next weekMr McKinley phoned to confirm your meeting tomorrowStrep throat No some kind of virus what's going aroundAsian fluGood oneAnd your mother calledI'm on - Liar Liar

Judge rollins' clerk he needs your filingTell him...

Hey creepy Happy birthdayHow old are you now 22 23I'm five dadReturn the beer kegCancel the dancing girls - Liar Liar

Hey creepy Happy birthdayHow old are you now 22 23I'm...

One two three four five and one for good luckHe struck the child Did you see that - Liar Liar

One two three four five and one for good luckHe struck the...

Look at what dad got meWhoaGreatHey you know what I have my glove in the carMaybe we can stop at the parkon the way home and play catchAnd then tonight we can rub oil in itand wrap a big rubber band around itIt'll be great Hey great gift dadThanks sonI'm - Liar Liar

Look at what dad got meWhoaGreatHey you know what I have my...

Maximus I'm outta hereBye dadJerry enjoy my wife - Liar Liar

Maximus I'm outta hereBye dadJerry enjoy my wife

Mrs Cole the only problem hereis that after you've provided years of faithful serviceand loving support of raising his childrenThey are hisOh yeah yeah One for sureAfter all that your husband want to denying youa fair share of the marital assetsbased on - Liar Liar

Mrs Cole the only problem hereis that after you've...

Where would Tina Turner be right nowif she'd rolled over and saidhit me again ike and put some stank on itRolling on the river that's where she'd beBut she's beyond thunder domebecause she decided to send a messageWake up sistersThere's nosuch thing as a - Liar Liar

Where would Tina Turner be right nowif she'd rolled...

Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make itThe boss is really riding me - Liar Liar

Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make...

That was incredibleWas it good for youI've had betterI've had better - Liar Liar

That was incredibleWas it good for youI've had...

Any change misterAbsolutelyCould you spare someYes I couldWill you How comeBecause I believe you will buy booze with itI just wanna get from my car to the officewithout being confronted by the decay of western societyPlus I'm cheap - Liar Liar

Any change misterAbsolutelyCould you spare someYes I...

You wanna play hardball I'm gameYou wanna play hardball I'm game - Liar Liar

You wanna play hardball I'm gameYou wanna play hardball...

How are we doing this morning counselFine Thank youAnd you Mr ReedeI'm a little upset about a badsexual episode I had last nightWell you're still young It'll happen more and moreIn the meantime what do you say we get down to business - Liar Liar

How are we doing this morning counselFine Thank youAnd you...

It was me - Liar Liar

What's up FletcherYour cholesterol fatty Dead man walkingHey Fletcher HeyYou're not important enough to rememberWhat's it gonna be Mr ReedeA pockmark eventuallyDon't ask For god's sakes don't ask - Liar Liar

What's up FletcherYour cholesterol fatty Dead man...

RedAll right Now focusThe color of this pen isThe color of this pen isThe color of the pen that I hold in my hand isroyal blueOne lie and I can't say itI'll write itWrite it Write it or I'll break it offAh NoCome onStop itBoss What happenedThe pen is blue - Liar Liar

RedAll right Now focusThe color of this pen isThe color of...

And your ex wife called she wants to knowwhen you're coming to pick up your sonOh I'm such a shit - Liar Liar

And your ex wife called she wants to knowwhen you're...

Fletcher hi are you stillpicking Max up from school todayHere's the thing I really can'tI had a case I certain would settleand it didn't and I have to go to court this afternoonRightIt's true I really wanna see Max todayHow about that I really do - Liar Liar

Fletcher hi are you stillpicking Max up from school...

Well what were you doingHaving sexWell I hope that it was with someone very specialNo See that's the thingI don't even like her but she's a partnerand I thought I could help my career by making her squeal - Liar Liar

Well what were you doingHaving sexWell I hope that it was...

Fletcher Holy hell - Liar Liar

Fletcher Holy hell

Wait Wait I just had an insight into myself I'm crazyYou call me up and saywait right there I'll be right overAnd here's the crazy part I actually waitI can explain this thoughI have missed a department meeting I haveDid you come here in a cab YesWhere's - Liar Liar

Wait Wait I just had an insight into myself I'm...

Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to meI can 1 654 11How do you sleep at night - Liar Liar

Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to meI...

I'm taking this - Liar Liar

I'm taking this

You scratched my carWhereRight thereOh thatThat was already thereWhy youYou liarYou know what I'm gonna do about thisWhat NothingBecause if I take you to small claims courtit will just drain 8 hours of my lifeand you probably won't show upand if I finally - Liar Liar

You scratched my carWhereRight thereOh thatThat was already...

Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at meNo I divorced you because I was mad at you - Liar Liar

Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at meNo I...

Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not meYes That's one of his best qualitiesYeah but he's kind of Magoo I'm sorryYou're wrong I mean sometimesmaybe yes he is a little - Liar Liar

Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not meYes...

Audrey you can't go This is not fairFair Oh okay Let's define fair shall weLast night a 5 year old boy was crushedbecause his father lied to himabout coming to his birthday party fairLast nightWas none of my business Thank youNone of my businessTwo years - Liar Liar

Audrey you can't go This is not fairFair Oh okay...

Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last nightHe was making a birthday wish that for just one dayhis father couldn't tell a lieOh my god That's it - Liar Liar

Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last nightHe was...

Is wrestling realIn the Olympics yes On channel 23 no - Liar Liar

Is wrestling realIn the Olympics yes On channel 23 no

If I keep making this face will it get stuck that wayIn fact some people make a good living that way - Liar Liar

If I keep making this face will it get stuck that wayIn fact...

My teacher tells me real beauty is on the insideThat's just something ugly people say - Liar Liar

My teacher tells me real beauty is on the insideThat's...

Okays now do whatever you did last nightonly this timemake it an unwishI did itExcellent Now I just need a little testDid it workNot like I'd hoped Did you unwish itOnly What Only whatYesterday when I wished it I really meant itthis time when I unwished - Liar Liar

Okays now do whatever you did last nightonly this timemake...

Boss it's skull he knocked over another atmthis time at knife point he needs your legal adviceStop breaking the law asshole - Liar Liar

Boss it's skull he knocked over another atmthis time at...

You don't believe me do youOf course notHow ironicOkay ask me something you think I would normally lie aboutAll rightRemember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raiseJust forget it I don't wanna do thisAnd the company wouldn't give me oneand I asked - Liar Liar

You don't believe me do youOf course notHow ironicOkay...

Hello judge Stevens hiFletcher reede I'm scheduled to bein your court in half an hourJudge Stevens I badly badly need a continuanceIII Am I IThat is the perfect question for you to askGreta please lie to him for meI remember when you bought methis antique - Liar Liar

Hello judge Stevens hiFletcher reede I'm scheduled to...

I'll give you the raiseHere's your raise - Liar Liar

I'll give you the raiseHere's your raise

'cause I didn't wanna talk to youBecause you insist on talking to meabout dad's bowel movements size color frequencyI'll call you later Hello - Liar Liar

'cause I didn't wanna talk to youBecause you...

Mr Reede several years ago a friend of minehad a burglar on her roof a burglarHe fell through the kitchen skylightlanded on a cutting boardon a butcher's knife cutting his legThe burglar sued my friend He sued my friendAnd because of guys like you he - Liar Liar

Mr Reede several years ago a friend of minehad a burglar on...

Well what do you think of himHe's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastardA belligerent old fart a worthlesssteaming pile of cow dungFiguratively speakingThat's the funniest damn thing I've ever heardYou're a real card reede I love a good roastDo - Liar Liar

Well what do you think of himHe's a pedantic...

Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not ready to beginbecause my client has not arrivedHurry up Move it Move itJ here she comes to wreck the day jMr ReedeSorry your honor - Liar Liar

Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not...

You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's workingI feel sorry for them already - Liar Liar

You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's...

You had sex with her every time you met didn't you LiarHe's badgering the witnessIt's his witnessYou slammed her You dunked her donutsYou gave her dog a snausageYou stuffed her like a Thanksgiving TurkeyAll right All right it's true OkayI humped her - Liar Liar

You had sex with her every time you met didn't you...

I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorcée on welfarebecause my scumbag attorneyhad a sudden attack of conscience - Liar Liar

I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorcée on...

OrderOrderOrder Knock it off - Liar Liar

OrderOrderOrder Knock it off

Mrs Coleis this a copy of your driver's licenseYesIt says here you're a blonde Are youIf you don't remember perhaps Mr Falk willBrunetteWe could play the tape again maybe it's on thereI'm a brunetteThank you Now let's seeWeight 105Yeah In your braYour - Liar Liar

Mrs Coleis this a copy of your driver's licenseYesIt...

I understand both parties have agreedto joint custody is that correctYes YesNo I'm contesting custodyWhatIf I get sole custody of the kidsthat's another 10 000 in child support paymentsYou just won 11 millionHey I'm the victim here you said it yourselfNow - Liar Liar

I understand both parties have agreedto joint custody is...

I love childrenThey give you so much leverage in a case like thisYou did an incredible job partnerLook at him He's stunned he can't believe itYour honor may I please approach the benchWe're adjourned Mr ReedeYour honor I think we've made a big mistakeMr - Liar Liar

I love childrenThey give you so much leverage in a case like...

One more word out of you Mr Reedeand I'll hold you in contemptI hold myself in contemptWhy should you be any different - Liar Liar

One more word out of you Mr Reedeand I'll hold you in...