Clips with Jim Piddock

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Lethal Weapon 2 Of course I'm black That's why I want to goTo join my brothers in the struggleAgainst the tyranny of the racist fascistWhite minority regimeFascist regimeOne man one voteOne man one voteFree South Africa you son of a bitchYou son of a bitchI've heard as - Lethal Weapon 2 00:24
Of course I'm black That's why I want to goTo join...
Best in Show Now that looks like a fast dog Is that faster than a Greyhound - Best in Show 00:12
Now that looks like a fast dog Is that faster than a...
Best in Show Am I nuts or - Best in Show 00:14
Am I nuts or
Best in Show And the Toy Group the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan - Best in Show 00:17
And the Toy Group the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan
Best in Show I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded - Best in Show 00:13
I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded
A Mighty Wind This whole area here is called Crabbe Town - A Mighty Wind 00:37
This whole area here is called Crabbe Town
A Mighty Wind What is it you do Leonard - A Mighty Wind 00:35
What is it you do Leonard
A Mighty Wind I'm a model train enthusiast - A Mighty Wind 00:25
I'm a model train enthusiast
Garfield: A Tail of Two... Uh oh This could get ugly - Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 00:36
Uh oh This could get ugly
Garfield: A Tail of Two... It's the real prince the genuine article - Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 00:35
It's the real prince the genuine article
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising This is Will Stanton eh - The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising 00:15
This is Will Stanton eh
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising Hey George look here - The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising 00:09
Hey George look here
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising That ain't no dragon - The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising 00:04
That ain't no dragon
Epic Movie He's unleashing his powers - Epic Movie 00:37
He's unleashing his powers
Epic Movie We'll stand behind you Peter - Epic Movie 00:13
We'll stand behind you Peter
The Five Year Engagement The first important thing to remember about marriage - The Five Year Engagement 00:10
The first important thing to remember about marriage
Get Him to the Greek Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout - Get Him to the Greek 00:11
Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout
Dead Space: Downfall What s happening - Dead Space: Downfall 00:15
What s happening
Dead Space: Downfall Captain the shuttle just slipped through Bay 17 - Dead Space: Downfall 00:13
Captain the shuttle just slipped through Bay 17
Dead Space: Downfall Plot a course for Earth We re getting the hell out of here - Dead Space: Downfall 00:51
Plot a course for Earth We re getting the hell out of here
Dead Space: Downfall You re a sight for sore eyes - Dead Space: Downfall 00:06
You re a sight for sore eyes
Batman: Under the Red Hood He's got some moves huh And as much i hate to belabor a point - Batman: Under the Red Hood 00:23
He's got some moves huh And as much i hate to belabor a...
Batman: Under the Red Hood BRUCE Alfred take him home - Batman: Under the Red Hood 00:22
BRUCE Alfred take him home
Batman: Under the Red Hood Do you remember how he was when i found him - Batman: Under the Red Hood 00:36
Do you remember how he was when i found him
Batman: Under the Red Hood In light of all the recent events would you like me to remove that - Batman: Under the Red Hood 00:16
In light of all the recent events would you like me to...
The Dictator Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen newsThe Aladeen newsYou are HIV Aladeen - The Dictator 00:15
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen newsThe Aladeen...
The Dictator People of WadiyaI come before you todayto tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nationWe are two months away from enriching weapons grade uraniumto be used for peaceful purposesIt will be used only for medical researchand clean energy It - The Dictator 00:45
People of WadiyaI come before you todayto tell you that the...
The Dictator It will be used only for medical research - The Dictator
It will be used only for medical research
The Dictator With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons? - The Dictator 00:10
With that speech, today, the international community is...
The Dictator Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the one with the incredibly strong forearmsthat are miss sized for his bodyThe man you are discussing is called PopeyeBobeye He is not a professorPopeye is as the song tells us a sailor man - The Dictator 00:19
Have you consulted Professor Bobeye WhoProfessor Bobeye the...
The Dictator Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay I'm there - The Dictator 00:06
Indulge me For one second pretend that I'm an idiotOkay...
The Dictator Now let's go back to the palace - The Dictator 00:13
Now let's go back to the palace
The Dictator Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because she let me Aladeen in her face - The Dictator 00:07
Katy Perry said she got a diamond RolexThat's because...
The Dictator Okay So we gotta get down to business Enough chit chatI'm being paid to kill youBut I'm gonna torture you for free - The Dictator 00:09
Okay So we gotta get down to business Enough chit...
The Dictator Are you seriousWhere'd you get those relicsFrom the Shah of Iran's garage saleYeah rightI mean I know there's nothing more annoyingthan a backseat torturer but please come onThis is great stuffIt's not great stuff That's like 1972 helloYou won't be - The Dictator 01:35
Are you seriousWhere'd you get those relicsFrom the...
The Dictator I mean I know there's nothing more annoying - The Dictator 00:23
I mean I know there's nothing more annoying
The Dictator Yo Average American shopperI do not have any money on mebut if you give me your clothesI'll make a sizeable donation in your name to al Qaeda - The Dictator 00:12
Yo Average American shopperI do not have any money on mebut...
The Dictator Hello person PersonBlack person - The Dictator 00:06
Hello person PersonBlack person
The Dictator So yeah this is my storeThis is the Free Earth CollectiveWe are a vegan feminist non profit cooperative operatingwithin an anti racist anti oppressive frameworkfor people of all or no genders - The Dictator 00:13
So yeah this is my storeThis is the Free Earth CollectiveWe...
The Dictator You seem educatedYes I went to AmherstI love it when women go to schoolIt's like seeing a monkey on rollerskatesIt means nothing to them but it's so adorable for us - The Dictator 00:14
You seem educatedYes I went to AmherstI love it when women...
The Dictator Hey Sub Saharan - The Dictator 00:09
Hey Sub Saharan
The Dictator If you hate Aladeen and you like good food - The Dictator 00:08
If you hate Aladeen and you like good food
The Dictator What is your name - The Dictator 01:12
What is your name
The Dictator I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat do you doMostly I clean semen out of laptops - The Dictator 00:13
I have a perfectly good job here I'm a Mac GeniusWhat...
The Dictator Whatever dude Who are youOsama bin Laden's best friendNo he is not my best friendThough he has been staying in my guest houseever since they shot his double last yearNow the guy won't leaveI know why this guy's the most hated man in the worldYou just have - The Dictator 00:25
Whatever dude Who are youOsama bin Laden's best...
The Dictator Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter tourand fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknessesRemember we're just two ordinary American touristslooking at the sightsDon't worry nobody gonna suspect anything It's a great plan pointyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Here is the planWe're going to take this helicopter...
The Dictator Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old Bull Bush Pubbecause I am a cockneyListen Listen okayYou need to focus up right now and be preparedto deliver a small subtle performanceOkay great okay Okay goodOkay So when we go to flyDon't do - The Dictator 01:09
Are you okayMy guy has a limpI fell off me horse at the old...
The Dictator I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U S AMy father also from U S AMy great grandfather fought in the American Civil JihadI am very proud to be an AmericanI am America's number one doucheI've fooled them Job doneSo how are things - The Dictator 01:54
I love being an AmericansAmerica is number oneOh I am from U...
The Dictator And I know what I'm talking aboutbecause I majored in Fem Lit - The Dictator 00:06
And I know what I'm talking aboutbecause I majored in...
The Dictator The police here are such fascistsYeah right and not in a good way - The Dictator 00:05
The police here are such fascistsYeah right and not in a...
The Dictator Thanks I justI don't know I just feel so sorrythat wherever you go in the worldyou're the victim of police abuseWell not always the victim - The Dictator 00:10
Thanks I justI don't know I just feel so sorrythat...
The Dictator Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a dayTeach a man to use his hand as a vaginaand he will shpichs for a lifetime - The Dictator 00:12
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a dayTeach a man...
The Dictator Who is it Nadal - The Dictator 00:12
Who is it Nadal
The Dictator I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you how to do itIt's called self juicingYou put your hand on your bilbul and you rub itand then you can make your own labeneh come outYou don't have to spend any RolexesYou don't have to give any dirty - The Dictator 00:31
I've discovered this amazing thingI have to show you...
The Dictator Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the hairy titted ape womanWhoa No what Why would you even do thatI think she'll be cool with itShe will not be cool with itHow is she to judge She shaves her armpits once a yearand she takes lovers - The Dictator 00:20
Listen I'm thinking of revealing my true identityto the...
The Dictator When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets youthat is love - The Dictator 00:07
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets...
The Dictator Stop talking to my vagina - The Dictator 00:04
Stop talking to my vagina
The Dictator It's a girlWhere's the trash can - The Dictator 00:06
It's a girlWhere's the trash can
The Dictator I really want to be with you Allison Burgers - The Dictator 00:12
I really want to be with you Allison Burgers
The Dictator And you're wanted for war crimes - The Dictator 00:07
And you're wanted for war crimes
The Dictator You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked it upWhat do you mean I picked it up Who picks up YiddishI'm in New YorkWe're trying to erase that country off the mapI don't like the people but I like the way thattheir words really sound like - The Dictator 00:17
You are such a schmuckWhy are you speaking Yiddish I picked...
The Dictator Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicideStill wearing CrocsWhat's wrong with CrocsThey are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hopeYou might as well put sweatpants onand go to - The Dictator 00:21
Look where has being a nice guy gotten you huhStanding on...
The Dictator If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women drivers civil rightsWhat are civil rightsI'll tell you later They're hilariousLook you alone can stop these terrible things from happeningYou are the last great dictatorAll of the others are - The Dictator 00:47
If this constitution is signedthere will be free press women...
The Dictator From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of Zimbabwelet every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker singOppressed at last Oppressed at lastThank Aladeen I am oppressed at last - The Dictator 00:16
From the mountaintops of North Korea to the jungles of...
The Dictator This is an historic moment - The Dictator 00:14
This is an historic moment
The Dictator Why are you guys so anti dictatorsImagine if America was a dictatorshipYou could let 1 of the people have all the nation's wealthYou could help your rich friendsget richer by cutting their taxesand bailing them out when they gamble and loseYou could - The Dictator 00:54
Why are you guys so anti dictatorsImagine if America was a...
The Dictator Of course It is my job to be shot in the head - The Dictator 00:05
Of course It is my job to be shot in the head
The Dictator Are you okay my love What did you step onOh yes No noIt's my people's tradition We always smash a glass at weddingsI'm Jewish WhatMazel tovAre you okayThat's fine I don't mind It's greatCome here my love - The Dictator 00:25
Are you okay my love What did you step onOh yes No...
The Dictator Are you having a boy or an abortion - The Dictator 00:05
Are you having a boy or an abortion
What About Dick? And then only last night he foresaw the Kardashian's - What About Dick? 00:11
And then only last night he foresaw the Kardashian's