Jim Carrey quotes in movies

How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:19 You're a reindeer How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:24 The nerve of those Whos How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:26 I don't know why I ever leave this place How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:14 Am I just eating because I'm bored How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:56 That's what it's all about How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:30 We're gonna crash How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:18 Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:59 The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:49 Merry Christmas How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:17 Jury duty How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:20 We're gonna die How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:32 You have no messages How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:50 He thought How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:40 So whatever the reason How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:14 And I'm leaking How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 What's that stench How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:17 That is not a chew toy How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:13 Blast this Christmas music How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 Give me that How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:26 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:24 They nursed you How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 The Who manity How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:23 You might want to scooch over How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 Your cheek's so How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 THE GRINCH How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:22 The sleigh How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:53 I am the Grinch that stole Christmas How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:52 The more the Grinch thought How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 Those Whos are hard to frazzle How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37 Thanks for saving me How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:18 There's no place like home How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 The crescendo of my odious opus How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:17 Kids today How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:07 Pucker up and kiss it How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:21 Is my Subzero Chillibrator running How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 Holiday who be what ee How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:13 Are you having a holly How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 Talk about a recluse How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:09 Eviction notice How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:48 Don't forget the Grinch How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:49 It came without ribbons How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:38 Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't... How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:18 They'll be destroyed How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:17 So desensitized by movies and televison How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:40 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:13 Serves them right Eternal Sunshine of the... 00:40 I can't see anything I don't like about you Eternal Sunshine of the... 00:25 Pages ripped out The Truman Show 00:15 I'm being spontaneous The Truman Show 00:21 Was nothing real The Truman Show 01:52 Blocked at every turn The Truman Show 00:29 I'm Truman The Truman Show 01:00 It was Dad The Truman Show 00:16 I like your pin The Truman Show 00:41 In case I don't see you Sonic the Hedgehog 02:20 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us Sonic the Hedgehog 00:23 Call Optical Illusions Sonic the Hedgehog 00:43 But everyone calls me Tom Man on the Moon 00:17 You don't know the real me Man on the Moon 00:18 You just pretend to be an asshole Man on the Moon 00:41 Since you've all been such good boys and girls Man on the Moon 01:16 I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my... Man on the Moon 00:16 I am from Caspiar Man on the Moon 00:43 I'm gonna sue you Man on the Moon 00:21 The Philippines The Mask 00:19 All that's left is me The Mask 00:10 Not the cheese The Mask 00:28 Somebody STOLE your pajamas The Mask 00:40 Do you have any idea what time it is The Mask 01:11 We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an... The Mask 01:21 Bigger Better Deal The Mask 00:33 You are the nicest guy The Mask 00:49 It's a power tie The Mask 01:24 You know anything about the disturbance last night The Mask 00:23 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye The Mask 00:16 Or I am never coming back here The Mask 00:40 How's this mask work The Mask 00:41 That's not my car The Mask 00:20 SERVE AND PROTECT The Mask 01:04 Sharing the sunset with me The Mask 00:10 She would never The Mask 00:28 The Coco Bongo Club The Mask 01:06 Ripley Auto Finishing The Mask 00:19 This isn't the best time right now for a The Mask 00:51 It's like it brings your innermost desires to life The Mask 00:12 Turn down those cartoons The Mask 01:32 Where were you last night The Mask 00:21 You stay here and be a good boy The Mask 00:46 I'm here for the Civic The Mask 00:24 We're already late for the ball Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:41 You are a gloomy looking bunch Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:32 Pasta Puttanesca Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:22 And this must be Klaus Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:18 Now that we're a family Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:31 No matter where you go Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:30 This is ridiculous Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:16 You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18 Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:53 The children will be helping us extensively with the... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:13 This was such a good character Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:25 And I realized I have been a bit standoffish Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:26 Why aren't you orphans in the kitchen preparing dinner Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 02:02 Looks like you could use a little assistance Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:35 All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:25 Is a little piece I like to call Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:24 The very meal I ate before they took me leg Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:25 I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country with... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 01:11 I don't know if you've ever noticed this Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:15 I'm very disappointed in you children Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:30 I saved the boy from the leeches Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:17 He's just a boy barely out of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:24 I'm looking for Dr Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:58 The Captain loved the ladies Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:26 I get the good parking spots Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:53 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for me Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 01:12 You unspeakable cad Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:28 But I don't care about them Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:41 Have I told you about our new play Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:16 Perhaps you should reevaluate your hypothesis Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:15 Do you have a hall pass Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:21 Would you do it Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:36 What do you think Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:30 You haven't been a trustworthy person Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:30 I've saved the boy from the leeches Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 02:05 I missed you guys Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 01:14 She's an infant Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 02:37 Let's keep our heads here Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:25 My chief assistant Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:38 They used to call me Old MacDonald up at the old Milking Lab... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:13 I am your beloved Count Olaf Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:31 Where am I gonna get a train A Christmas Carol 00:19 What do you want with me A Christmas Carol 00:34 What reason have you to be merry A Christmas Carol 04:49 Merry Christmas A Christmas Carol 00:11 I'm not the man I was A Christmas Carol 00:20 Are there no prisons A Christmas Carol 00:11 Haunt me no longer A Christmas Carol 00:20 Ghost of the Future A Christmas Carol 00:16 I'm light as a feather A Christmas Carol 00:13 I've heard that laugh before A Christmas Carol 00:24 And you can keep Christmas by losing your position A Christmas Carol 00:44 And a merry christmas to you bob Bruce Almighty 00:13 And he saw that it was 'good' Bruce Almighty 01:05 I'm not okay with a mediocre life Bruce Almighty 00:18 You want a tissue or something The Majestic 04:41 You're out of order The Majestic 04:43 But it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than... The Majestic 01:30 I thought this was a democracy The Majestic 01:43 I knew Luke Trimble The Majestic 05:01 I didn't know anyone was here The Majestic 00:37 Because I didn't want to end up like him The Majestic 00:40 Why didn't you dance with her The Majestic 00:28 I can't take this constant nagging The Majestic 00:14 Do you remember me The Majestic 00:14 A horny young man The Majestic 02:09 You will please confine your answers The Majestic 00:12 They all look alike to me The Majestic 00:12 I forget things sometimes The Majestic 00:21 What's his name The Majestic 00:19 Your face really does seem The Majestic 00:42 Something's wrong The Majestic 00:12 So what was your question The Majestic 01:24 He says I'm a communist The Majestic 00:16 You're just saying that The Majestic 00:26 In the case the vicious guard dogs haven't been fed The Majestic 00:27 About you being Luke The Majestic 00:27 Adele Louise Stanton has passed the State Bar Examination The Majestic 00:24 A few of the letters are missing Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:17 If I'm not back in five minutes Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 I'm looking for Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:46 I'd establish a motive Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:33 I'm Melissa Robinson Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 And you're ugly Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:30 Holy testicle Tuesday Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Do not go in there Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:46 How would you like me to make your life a living hell Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:32 When I get out of that bathroom Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 You're a weird guy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:25 My esteemed colleague Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:24 That was pretty impressive Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:28 What do you want Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:42 Had to fill it with premium Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:17 Would you like an ashtray Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:54 Nearest decimal point Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:24 Get out of the tank now Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 Assholes are closer than they appear Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:52 I'm ready to go in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:32 Captain Stubing Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:23 You sounded like someone else Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:16 Can ya feel that Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:37 What do you know about Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:38 We'll find the porpoise Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:21 Finkle is Einhorn Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 02:55 Hold your fire Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 What would you know about pressure Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:32 I'd like to ass you a few questions Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:34 This is my date Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:06 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:28 Are you satisfied Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 I don't give a rat's ass Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:43 Free Animals Now Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:25 And somebody get me some coffee Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Pity I wasn't invited Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 Once you get inside my head Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 You really love animals Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 You've done some fine detective work Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 There must be a loser Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 What's the password Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:31 I'll have the plumbing checked immediately Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:28 I'll never tell anyone Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:21 It gets flooded Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:54 Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:21 I have exorcised the demons Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:13 Your gun is digging into my hip Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 You're certain you had to open this door Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 I have to have money to buy food Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 I need to use the bathroom Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 I'm really gonna go this time Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:41 I'm not even going to talk to you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:13 I've got a little snack for you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Do not go in there Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:24 Where's Dan Marino Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 What's the matter with you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:23 The date started out good Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Exactly as I planned Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:24 You've been a wonderful audience Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:14 She expects him home any minute Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:37 Finkle and Einhorn Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 But do you have a mint Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 What about receipts Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 Be careful with that phone Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 HDS coming through Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 I've been sent in with a special play The Number 23 00:39 There are only different choices The Number 23 00:34 Is whether or not to commit suicide The Number 23 01:43 To die there in the street would have been easy The Number 23 00:23 Numbers with meanings attached to them The Number 23 00:16 She's a nice girl The Number 23 02:53 He may not even be a man The Number 23 00:32 But that wouldn't have been justice The Number 23 00:15 Even the color of his tie betrays him The Number 23 00:16 How do you know The Number 23 03:07 You can call me Fingerling The Number 23 00:10 Why that street The Number 23 00:38 A Novel of Obsession by Topsy Kretts The Number 23 01:33 Lived a life of terror The Number 23 00:11 Nasty Evil Dead Dog I Love You Phillip Morris 00:37 Love sure is a funny thing I Love You Phillip Morris 01:01 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up I Love You Phillip Morris 00:14 That's what they're gonna call me I Love You Phillip Morris 02:31 You weren't supposed to find out I Love You Phillip Morris 01:09 Anything you want from the outside I Love You Phillip Morris 00:23 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece... I Love You Phillip Morris 00:17 Pardon my french I Love You Phillip Morris 01:39 From the moment we met I Love You Phillip Morris 00:27 And for a guy without a college education I Love You Phillip Morris 00:11 You don't love me Horton Hears a Who! 00:15 A person's a person Horton Hears a Who! 00:24 I meant what I said and I said what I meant Horton Hears a Who! 00:15 This entire jungle is a house of death Horton Hears a Who! 00:24 I meant what I said Horton Hears a Who! 01:49 This is the chairman Horton Hears a Who! 00:25 We must become invisible Horton Hears a Who! 01:16 What are you doing Horton Hears a Who! 00:15 I'll make monkeys out of these monkeys Horton Hears a Who! 00:18 There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help Horton Hears a Who! 00:47 I know two Vlads Horton Hears a Who! 00:32 Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball Horton Hears a Who! 00:16 To the top of Mount Nool Horton Hears a Who! 00:22 This is where we get off Horton Hears a Who! 00:19 I will make monkeys of these monkeys Horton Hears a Who! 00:21 I am light as a feather Horton Hears a Who! 00:19 I can feel the diplomatic processes beginning to break down Horton Hears a Who! 00:20 You're the one holding the speck Horton Hears a Who! 00:18 It's the most beautiful thing ever Horton Hears a Who! 00:30 We can take a vote on the issues Batman Forever 00:55 That's what I said Fun with Dick and Jane 00:28 ARE THESE NON FAT MUFFINS Fun with Dick and Jane 00:13 How do you like the new wheels Fun with Dick and Jane 00:13 What's a matter Fun with Dick and Jane 00:28 I can't calm down Fun with Dick and Jane 00:23 Do you have any idea what I had to go through to get that... Fun with Dick and Jane 03:10 What are you gonna do Fun with Dick and Jane 03:20 I've been terminated Fun with Dick and Jane 00:28 Can we just get on the job interview Fun with Dick and Jane 00:13 They love you now Fun with Dick and Jane 00:51 The big boys want to see you upstairs Fun with Dick and Jane 00:52 I need a paper bag Fun with Dick and Jane 00:52 Congratulations Fun with Dick and Jane 00:49 Let me get back to you Fun with Dick and Jane 00:08 I got the lawn back Fun with Dick and Jane 00:13 Billy tell your father he's a winner Fun with Dick and Jane 00:19 And I had a little accident Fun with Dick and Jane 00:39 I'm a corporate puppet Fun with Dick and Jane 00:16 There's always prostitution Fun with Dick and Jane 00:16 And we got screwed Mr Popper's Penguins 00:20 I have to send the penguins back Mr Popper's Penguins 00:21 You are falling asleep Mr Popper's Penguins 00:32 Why are you hitting yourself Mr Popper's Penguins 00:36 Pippi Pepennopolis Mr Popper's Penguins 00:38 I'm not coming in to work again today Mr Popper's Penguins 01:01 Per your predicament