Jim Carrey quotes in movies
Grinch
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Joel Barish
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Truman Burbank
The Truman Show
Dr. Robotnik
Sonic the Hedgehog
Andy Kaufman
Man on the Moon
Stanley Ipkiss
The Mask
Count Olaf
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate...
Scrooge
A Christmas Carol
Bruce Nolan
Bruce Almighty
Lloyd
Dumb and Dumber To
Lloyd
Dumb and Dumber
Peter Appleton
The Majestic
Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Walter Sparrow
The Number 23
Steven Russell
I Love You Phillip Morris
Carl
Yes Man
Fletcher Reede
Liar Liar
Charlie
Me, Myself & Irene
Horton
Horton Hears a Who!
Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Riddler
Batman Forever
Dick Harper
Fun with Dick and Jane
Mr. Popper
Mr Popper's Penguins
CBC News Anchor - Scott Riles
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Tadek
Dark Crimes
Self (footage from In Living Color)
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Self
Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind
The Hermit
The Bad Batch
Colonel Stars and Stripes
Kick Ass 2
Narrator
Under the Sea 3D
Adult Joe Wenteworth
Simon Birch
The Cable Guy
The Cable Guy
Mark Kendall
Once Bitten
Self
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
Ace Ventura
Disclosure
Self
Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond
Lounge Entertainer
Pink Cadillac
Johnny Squares
The Dead Pool
(archive footage)
I Am
Steve Gray
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
Walter Getz
Peggy Sue Got Married
The Grinch
The Last Blockbuster
Wiploc
Earth Girls Are Easy











































Clips with Jim Carrey
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:37 You're a reindeer
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:34 The nerve of those Whos
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:37 I don't know why I ever leave this place
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:14 Am I just eating because I'm bored
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 That's what it's all about
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:11 We're gonna crash
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:28 The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:31 Merry Christmas
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:09 Jury duty
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 We're gonna die
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:26 You have no messages
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:50 He thought
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:33 So whatever the reason
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:16 And I'm leaking
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 What's that stench
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 That is not a chew toy
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Blast this Christmas music
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:10 Give me that
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:14 They nursed you
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 The Who manity
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:11 You might want to scooch over
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:12 Your cheek's so
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:07 THE GRINCH
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:11 The sleigh
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:30 I am the Grinch that stole Christmas
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:25 The more the Grinch thought
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Those Whos are hard to frazzle
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:35 Thanks for saving me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:10 There's no place like home
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 The crescendo of my odious opus
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 Kids today
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 Pucker up and kiss it
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Is my Subzero Chillibrator running
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 Holiday who be what ee
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Are you having a holly
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:12 Talk about a recluse
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:09 Eviction notice
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:48 Don't forget the Grinch
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:49 It came without ribbons
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:38 Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:18 They'll be destroyed
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:17 So desensitized by movies and televison
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:34 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
01:13 Serves them right
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:37 You're a reindeer Here's your motivation
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:34 The nerve of those Whos
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 And he he himself the Grinch
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 Lt's because l'm green isn't it
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:35 How are you
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 I asked you first
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 We're gonna die
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 Am l just eating because l'm bored
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:12 We're gonna crash Now you listen to me young lady
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:09 Jury duty Jury duty Jury duty
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 You see what l'm saying
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 Bleeding hearts of the world unite
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:28 Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:33 So whatever the reason his heart or his shoes
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:31 What Don't forget the Grinch
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:26 Any calls
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:16 Santa what's Christmas really about
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 What's that stench
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:33 Lt came without ribbons
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Blast this Christmas music
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:16 L'm all
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 Get that out of your mouth You have no idea where it's been
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 Lou Got the wrong mail here
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 Hating the Whos
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:11 Evening folks Mind if l ride along
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:10 There Give me that
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:34 Then he slunk to the icebox
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:11 No The sleigh The presents
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:14 They nursed you They clothed you
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:13 Your cheek is so
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:30 L'm the Grinch that stole Christmas
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:25 And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Those Whos are hard to frazzle Max
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:07 You're the
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:35 Thanks for saving me
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:06 Kids today
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Ls my sub zero chillibrator running
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 The crescendo of my odious opus
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 ''Holiday Whobie what y'' Cheermeister
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:34 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:10 ''Be it ever so
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 Daddy move Dad move it
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:05 Now pucker up and kiss it Whoville
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:12 Talk about a recluse
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:08 Are you having a holly jolly
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:04 L don't know lt's some kind of soap
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 L really don't like them
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:12 You called down the thunder
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:36 Come on Max lt's our first stop
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
00:37 It came without tags
Eternal Sunshine of the...
00:15 I can't see anything I don't like about you
Eternal Sunshine of the...
00:17 Pages ripped out
The Truman Show
00:12 I'm being spontaneous
The Truman Show
00:15 Was nothing real
The Truman Show
01:13 Blocked at every turn
The Truman Show
00:27 I'm Truman
The Truman Show
01:00 It was Dad
The Truman Show
00:11 I like your pin
The Truman Show
00:40 In case I don't see you
The Truman Show
00:07 Somebody help me I'm being spontaneous
The Truman Show
00:34 Blocked at every turn Beautifully synchronised don't you...
The Truman Show
00:11 Was nothing real You were real
The Truman Show
00:25 It's on the Lauren right
The Truman Show
00:08 Sure Okay fine Can you pass along a message
The Truman Show
00:31 Say something damn it You're on TV You're live to the world
The Truman Show
00:36 It's a noble life It is a truly blessed life
The Truman Show
00:30 You can't leave Truman
The Truman Show
00:25 What about that sign They exaggerate We'll be fine
Sonic the Hedgehog
02:20 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:10 Call Optical Illusions
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:12 But everyone calls me Tom
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:11 I just thought you might like a latte
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:11 I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up...
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:29 I don't mean to be indelicate here
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:53 Are you in charge here
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:06 Is that all you got
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:03 What's he got on some kind of mask
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:26 That's not good Uh
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:20 Here's the sitch Uninhabited planet
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:22 And nobody cares how proud your mommy is
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:08 Coming through
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:10 Whatever this creature is it's our job to secure it
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:06 You're not allowed up there It's one of the Seven Wonders
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:09 You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the...
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:15 Agent Stone Doctor
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:54 Welcome to San Francisco Mr Wachowski
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:03 Thank you Officer Brainfart
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:08 Eeny meeny miny
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:09 Who the hell do you think you are
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:07 That's one small step for man
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:07 Here's the thing
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:08 Look at that
Sonic the Hedgehog
00:03 I'm sure you're hella popular
Man on the Moon
00:13 You don't know the real me
Man on the Moon
00:08 You just pretend to be an asshole
Man on the Moon
00:14 Since you've all been such good boys and girls
Man on the Moon
01:16 I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my...
Man on the Moon
00:16 I am from Caspiar
Man on the Moon
00:23 I'm gonna sue you
Man on the Moon
00:15 The Philippines
Man on the Moon
00:14 You don't know the real me
Man on the Moon
00:07 So you just pretend to be an asshole
Man on the Moon
01:02 I am Andy
Man on the Moon
00:15 Since you've all been such good boys and girls
Man on the Moon
00:16 No I am from Caspiar
Man on the Moon
00:23 This I'm sick of this shit Lawler
Man on the Moon
00:14 I'm going to the Philippines
Man on the Moon
00:13 A And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment
Man on the Moon
00:08 Hey excuse me Are you Andy Kaufman
Man on the Moon
00:07 You're firing me
Man on the Moon
00:14 See I don't want to go for cheap laughs
Man on the Moon
00:12 And this is for my mother and this is for my father
Man on the Moon
00:11 What do What do we do now Now you pick
Man on the Moon
00:13 I did not agree to wrestle you I did not agree
Man on the Moon
00:11 Is it an act Is it an act
Man on the Moon
00:10 I just I think of the world as as an illusion
Man on the Moon
00:19 I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy
Man on the Moon
00:20 All right Which one
Man on the Moon
00:19 You aren't a bad person
Man on the Moon
01:02 Y You You
Man on the Moon
00:21 How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world
Man on the Moon
00:26 No no Women are superior to men in many ways
Man on the Moon
01:09 Hi Andy How are you
The Mask
00:19 All that's left is me
The Mask
00:10 Not the cheese
The Mask
00:20 Somebody STOLE your pajamas
The Mask
00:40 Do you have any idea what time it is
The Mask
00:25 We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an...
The Mask
01:21 Bigger Better Deal
The Mask
00:34 You are the nicest guy
The Mask
00:49 It's a power tie
The Mask
00:33 You know anything about the disturbance last night
The Mask
00:08 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye
The Mask
00:16 Or I am never coming back here
The Mask
00:40 How's this mask work
The Mask
00:41 That's not my car
The Mask
00:20 SERVE AND PROTECT
The Mask
01:04 Sharing the sunset with me
The Mask
00:10 She would never
The Mask
00:16 The Coco Bongo Club
The Mask
00:41 Ripley Auto Finishing
The Mask
00:09 This isn't the best time right now for a
The Mask
00:51 It's like it brings your innermost desires to life
The Mask
00:08 Turn down those cartoons
The Mask
01:01 Where were you last night
The Mask
00:10 You stay here and be a good boy
The Mask
01:11 I'm here for the Civic
The Mask
00:24 We're already late for the ball
The Mask
00:25 We have a crisis here and you stroll in an hour late
The Mask
00:39 Do you have any idea what time it is
The Mask
00:32 Good boy Good boy
The Mask
00:08 Sure you won't miss this guy
The Mask
00:35 Girls like her always look for the BBD Bigger Better Deal
The Mask
00:20 Somebody stole your pajamas
The Mask
00:08 I'll take you apart
The Mask
00:22 Stanley you are the nicest guy
The Mask
00:20 It's a power tie
The Mask
00:33 Impossible
The Mask
00:05 Put me down now or I am never coming back here
The Mask
01:09 Tell me
The Mask
00:28 It's like
The Mask
00:43 Mr Ipkiss
The Mask
00:15 Guard guard
The Mask
00:33 I don't know what's happening to you
The Mask
00:17 That's correct
The Mask
00:37 This isn't the best time right now I just
The Mask
00:35 Hi Lieutenant
The Mask
00:36 Stupid
The Mask
00:37 Hi I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune
The Mask
00:08 He'll be at the charity ball tonight
The Mask
00:08 Ipkiss
The Mask
00:12 The Coco Bongo Club Hottest new joint in town
The Mask
00:09 Hi Lieutenant
The Mask
00:10 This could be dangerous Stay here and be a good boy
The Mask
00:12 Let me out of these cuffs you drive like a maniac
The Mask
00:31 She's an artist She's
The Mask
00:09 When I put that mask on
The Mask
00:16 I'm here for the Civic
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
01:12 You are a gloomy looking bunch
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:26 Pasta Puttanesca
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:22 And this must be Klaus
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 Now that we're a family
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:17 No matter where you go
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:21 This is ridiculous
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:12 You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:20 The children will be helping us extensively with the...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 This was such a good character
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:16 And I realized I have been a bit standoffish
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:14 Why aren't you orphans in the kitchen preparing dinner
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:34 Looks like you could use a little assistance
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:11 All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:26 Is a little piece I like to call
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:17 The very meal I ate before they took me leg
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:19 I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country with...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:36 I don't know if you've ever noticed this
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 I'm very disappointed in you children
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:14 I saved the boy from the leeches
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:11 He's just a boy barely out of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:15 I'm looking for Dr
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:23 The Captain loved the ladies
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:16 I get the good parking spots
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:27 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for me
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:47 You unspeakable cad
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:18 But I don't care about them
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:31 Have I told you about our new play
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:10 Perhaps you should reevaluate your hypothesis
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:10 Do you have a hall pass
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:19 Would you do it
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:20 What do you think
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:29 You haven't been a trustworthy person
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:19 I've saved the boy from the leeches
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:44 I missed you guys
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:50 She's an infant
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
02:37 Let's keep our heads here
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:10 My chief assistant
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:13 They used to call me Old MacDonald up at the old Milking Lab...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:05 I am your beloved Count Olaf
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:11 Where am I gonna get a train
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:46 My dear
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:09 I'll show him a thing or two I'll give him the old ''wax on...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:08 Soda Soda Banana
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:10 But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:11 I will raise these orphans
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 Take them Mr Poe
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 On three
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:07 Welcome aboard Hot potato
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:12 You just stay where you're at and we'll come where you're to
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:10 Look it up bookworm
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:16 You know there's a big world out there filled with desperate...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:05 The law Look it up
Lemony Snicket's A Series of...
00:09 Hello hello hello
A Christmas Carol
00:13 What do you want with me
A Christmas Carol
00:11 What reason have you to be merry
A Christmas Carol
04:49 Merry Christmas
A Christmas Carol
00:10 I'm not the man I was
A Christmas Carol
00:17 Are there no prisons
A Christmas Carol
00:08 Haunt me no longer
A Christmas Carol
00:06 Ghost of the Future
A Christmas Carol
00:09 I'm light as a feather
A Christmas Carol
00:13 I've heard that laugh before
A Christmas Carol
00:18 And you can keep Christmas by losing your position
A Christmas Carol
00:44 And a merry christmas to you bob
A Christmas Carol
00:07 And yet you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages...
A Christmas Carol
00:37 Don't let the worms have all the fun
A Christmas Carol
00:09 Merry Christmas
A Christmas Carol
00:08 No Spirit hear me
A Christmas Carol
00:06 Ghost of the Future I fear you more than any specter I have...
A Christmas Carol
00:16 Have they no refuge No resource
A Christmas Carol
00:04 Haunt me no longer
A Christmas Carol
00:12 Quite dead
A Christmas Carol
00:04 I've heard that laugh before
A Christmas Carol
00:06 I'm light as a feather merry as a schoolboy
A Christmas Carol
00:15 You won't get me in here
A Christmas Carol
00:14 There's more of gravy than of grave about you whatever you...
A Christmas Carol
00:05 Oh my God
A Christmas Carol
00:09 Let me hear another sound out of you Cratchit
A Christmas Carol
00:52 There is nothing on this earth more terrifying to me
Bruce Almighty
00:04 And he saw that it was 'good'
Bruce Almighty
01:05 I'm not okay with a mediocre life
Bruce Almighty
00:15 You want a tissue or something
Bruce Almighty
00:35 I know you're mad What Evan did was slimy and wrong
The Majestic
04:41 You're out of order
The Majestic
04:43 But it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than...
The Majestic
00:31 I thought this was a democracy
The Majestic
01:43 I knew Luke Trimble
The Majestic
00:35 I didn't know anyone was here
The Majestic
00:25 Because I didn't want to end up like him
The Majestic
00:19 Why didn't you dance with her
The Majestic
00:12 I can't take this constant nagging
The Majestic
00:09 Do you remember me
The Majestic
00:06 A horny young man
The Majestic
00:34 You will please confine your answers
The Majestic
00:06 They all look alike to me
The Majestic
00:14 I forget things sometimes
The Majestic
00:14 What's his name
The Majestic
00:18 Your face really does seem
The Majestic
00:34 Something's wrong
The Majestic
00:10 So what was your question
The Majestic
00:33 He says I'm a communist
The Majestic
00:13 You're just saying that
The Majestic
00:19 In the case the vicious guard dogs haven't been fed
The Majestic
00:18 About you being Luke
The Majestic
00:10 Adele Louise Stanton has passed the State Bar Examination
The Majestic
00:17 A few of the letters are missing
The Majestic
00:07 Oh Roland Oh Emily
The Majestic
00:25 Adele Yes
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 If I'm not back in five minutes
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 I'm looking for Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:33 I'd establish a motive
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:13 I'm Melissa Robinson
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 And you're ugly
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 Holy testicle Tuesday
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Do not go in there
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:26 How would you like me to make your life a living hell
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:17 When I get out of that bathroom
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 You're a weird guy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:39 My esteemed colleague
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 That was pretty impressive
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:17 What do you want
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
01:00 Had to fill it with premium
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 Would you like an ashtray
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:27 Nearest decimal point
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:24 Get out of the tank now
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:04 Assholes are closer than they appear
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:49 I'm ready to go in
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:20 Captain Stubing
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
01:23 You sounded like someone else
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 Can ya feel that
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:43 What do you know about Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:39 We'll find the porpoise
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:27 Finkle is Einhorn
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
01:10 Hold your fire
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 What would you know about pressure
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:19 I'd like to ass you a few questions
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:53 This is my date
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:32 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:27 Are you satisfied
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:19 I don't give a rat's ass
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:43 Free Animals Now
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:15 And somebody get me some coffee
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Pity I wasn't invited
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Once you get inside my head
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 You really love animals
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:16 You've done some fine detective work
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:14 There must be a loser
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 What's the password
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:14 I'll have the plumbing checked immediately
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:30 I'll never tell anyone
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:21 It gets flooded
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:29 Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:39 I have exorcised the demons
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Your gun is digging into my hip
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 You're certain you had to open this door
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 I have to have money to buy food
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:29 I need to use the bathroom
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 I'm really gonna go this time
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:16 I'm not even going to talk to you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 I've got a little snack for you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Do not go in there
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 Where's Dan Marino
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:20 What's the matter with you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 The date started out good
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Exactly as I planned
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 You've been a wonderful audience
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:36 She expects him home any minute
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 Finkle and Einhorn
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 But do you have a mint
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 What about receipts
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Be careful with that phone
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 HDS coming through
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:14 I've been sent in with a special play
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 If I'm not back in five minutes
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 I'm looking for Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:33 Homicide Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 Hi I'm Melissa Robinson
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't...
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:14 Holy testicle Tuesday
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:04 Do not go in there
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:25 Thank you Mr Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:25 Listen pet dick
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 What do you want
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 That was pretty impressive what you did at the apartment
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:11 When I get out of that bathroom you'd better be gone
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 Excuse me
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:35 My esteemed colleague Mr Marino
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 Would you like an ashtray
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:04 Losers Get him out of here
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Warning Assholes are closer than they appear
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:36 We'll find the porpoise
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:19 If you do anything to embarrass me
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:22 Captain's log stardate 23 9 rounded off to the nearest...
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:33 This is double paned soundproof glass There is no way
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Like a glove
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 Ace get out of the tank
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:37 Who are you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:13 Excuse me
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:15 I'm ready to go in Just give me a chance
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 What do you know about Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:35 Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:26 What the
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:35 And who is he a friend
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:33 Shoot him Hold your fire
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 Don't shoot
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 That's a lovely dog
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 What would you know about pressure
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 Excuse me Ron
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Ace it's E
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:26 All right Ventura
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Melissa it's Ace Where are you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 And somebody get me some coffee
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Lovely party
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:23 I don't have any food for you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:27 What do you want
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 I'm sorry I'll have the plumbing checked immediately
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:17 The kick heard round the world
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 You really love animals
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Poor guy with a motive baby
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:22 Don't kill me
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:09 No problem It gets flooded We'll just wait a few seconds
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:34 Ray Finkle's house
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:25 Replacement kicker having a great year
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Look honey
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:15 You've done some fine detective work
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 It's a real honor
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:12 That's true You're sure you had to open this door
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Because once you get inside my head
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 I have to have money to buy food
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:13 What's the password
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 By the way do you have a mint
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Thought I left
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Die animal boy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Obsess much
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:16 I'm not even gonna talk to you Would you please leave
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Alrighty then
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 Snowflake
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:35 By the way do you have a mint
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:04 I'm looking for Ray Finkle
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 Rover sit Hut hut
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Unconscious Exactly as I planned
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Good night
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Come to me jungle friends
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:36 By the way I went ahead and solved that
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 Holy shitballs
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 There is just one more thing lieutenant
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Finkle and Einhorn Finkle and Einhorn
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:25 Let's go
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 He's about to join Snowflake I've gotta know where he is
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:18 Excuse me gentlemen
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Your gun is digging into my hip
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:06 Receipts What about receipts
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:04 Halftime
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Be careful with that phone In time you could develop a tumor
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:07 Gee Let me think
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Excuse me HDS
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:10 Who are you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:08 Melissa it's Ace Where are you
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:14 I'm sorry I'll have the plumbing checked immediately
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
00:05 Come to me jungle friends
The Number 23
00:46 There are only different choices
The Number 23
00:12 Is whether or not to commit suicide
The Number 23
00:35 To die there in the street would have been easy
The Number 23
00:11 Numbers with meanings attached to them
The Number 23
00:12 She's a nice girl
The Number 23
01:08 He may not even be a man
The Number 23
00:14 But that wouldn't have been justice
The Number 23
00:08 Even the color of his tie betrays him
The Number 23
00:12 How do you know
The Number 23
03:07 You can call me Fingerling
The Number 23
00:06 Why that street
The Number 23
00:20 A Novel of Obsession by Topsy Kretts
The Number 23
01:33 Lived a life of terror
The Number 23
00:13 Nasty Evil Dead Dog
The Number 23
00:07 Walter's voice LIKE TIME IS GONNA HEAL ME
The Number 23
00:09 IT WAS IN MY NAME IT WAS IN MY NAME
The Number 23
00:12 I ONCE READ THAT THE ONLY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION THAT...
The Number 23
00:36 IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN HE'S GONNA BE NED WITH TWO D'S
The Number 23
00:35 OF COURSE TIME'S JUST A COUNTING SYSTEM
The Number 23
00:06 Walter's voice UNTIL MY FATHER'S NUMBER RETURNED TO HAUNT ME
The Number 23
00:05 I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE READ THAT AS A KID
The Number 23
00:13 DO YOU HATE ME
The Number 23
00:05 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS
The Number 23
00:31 SHE'S TOPSY KRETTS SHE WROTE THE BOOK
The Number 23
00:36 CAPRICORN 23 5 SOUTH
The Number 23
00:04 THEY WOULDN'T HEAR ANY VOICES IN BED OKAY
The Number 23
00:05 YOU WEREN'T A BAD PERSON WHO GOT BETTER
The Number 23
00:17 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS
The Number 23
00:04 THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALWAYS IN OUR YARD
The Number 23
00:24 NO NO NO NO NO
The Number 23
00:04 NASTY EVIL DEAD DOG
The Number 23
00:36 YEAH ONCE UPON A TIME
The Number 23
00:18 'THE NUMBER 23 '
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:15 Love sure is a funny thing
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:49 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:14 That's what they're gonna call me
I Love You Phillip Morris
01:07 You weren't supposed to find out
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:36 Anything you want from the outside
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:11 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece...
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:11 Pardon my french
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:58 From the moment we met
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:28 And for a guy without a college education
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:09 You don't love me
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:36 Believe me
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:37 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:28 Anything you want from the outside
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:32 But I know now
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:06 I'm gonna come I'm gonna come
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:05 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:07 I love you Phillip Morris I love you
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:06 Pardon my French
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:37 From the moment we met you've done nothing but lie
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:03 Fucking Texas
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:04 Oh you don't love me
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:21 For a guy with no college education
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:19 Do it man Come in my ass
I Love You Phillip Morris
00:19 Did I forget to mention I'm gay
Liar Liar
00:16 My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside
Liar Liar
00:21 Oh Come on
Liar Liar
00:19 Boss it's skull he knocked over another atm
Liar Liar
00:36 You know why I pulled you over
Liar Liar
00:14 That was incredible
Liar Liar
00:06 Yo Fletcher How's it hanging
Liar Liar
01:06 Overruled Mrs Cole answer the question
Liar Liar
00:06 It was me
Liar Liar
00:21 How are we doing this morning counsel
Liar Liar
00:11 What the hell are you doing
Liar Liar
01:05 I can't tell where you end and he begins
Liar Liar
00:24 Your honor would the court be willing
Liar Liar
00:45 You scratched my car
Liar Liar
00:13 Here's the thing I really can't
Liar Liar
00:15 Well what were you doing
Liar Liar
00:20 I found him like this in the bathroom your honor
Liar Liar
00:31 All right Now focus
Liar Liar
00:26 Any change mister
Liar Liar
00:03 Fletcher Holy hell
Liar Liar
00:10 I was hoping after being married to me
Liar Liar
00:12 You brought your kids to your divorce
Liar Liar
00:26 Mr Reede several years ago a friend of mine
Liar Liar
00:15 One more word out of you Mr Reede
Liar Liar
00:40 You don't believe me do you
Liar Liar
00:09 What's your problem schmuck
Liar Liar
00:10 What's wrong with me
Liar Liar
00:07 Is wrestling real
Liar Liar
00:08 If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way
Liar Liar
00:11 And your ex wife called she wants to know
Liar Liar
00:09 'cause I didn't wanna talk to you
Liar Liar
00:33 You had sex with her every time you met didn't you Liar
Liar Liar
00:12 The pen is blue The pen is blue
Liar Liar
00:11 Wow that was a nice image Deleted Groans
Liar Liar
00:10 Greta Don't leave
Liar Liar
00:15 Hi Mr Reede Like the new dress
Liar Liar
00:44 Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to mom
Liar Liar
00:08 Great news
Liar Liar
00:27 Hello judge Stevens hi
Liar Liar
00:17 It's 8 45
Liar Liar
00:19 What's up Fletcher
Liar Liar
00:12 One two three four five and one for good luck
Liar Liar
00:36 Mrs Cole the only problem here
Liar Liar
00:32 Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again
Liar Liar
00:06 Mr Reede I don't know what you're on
Liar Liar
00:19 Mr Falk would I be accurate if I described
Liar Liar
00:10 You wanna play hardball I'm game
Liar Liar
00:05 I'm taking this
Liar Liar
00:08 Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me
Liar Liar
00:30 Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last night
Liar Liar
00:27 Where would Tina Turner be right now
Liar Liar
00:13 Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not me
Liar Liar
00:19 I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorc e on welfare
Liar Liar
00:20 Afternoon counselors Are we ready to begin
Liar Liar
00:13 Listen kiddo why don't you go
Liar Liar
00:20 Hey creepy Happy birthday
Liar Liar
00:07 You look like you're having a rough morning
Liar Liar
00:09 I'll give you the raise
Liar Liar
00:17 This man is a good father and children are not leverage
Liar Liar
00:59 I understand both parties have agreed
Liar Liar
00:10 Chris Hey Fletcher How'd it go in there
Liar Liar
00:09 Maximus I'm outta here
Liar Liar
00:10 Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to me
Liar Liar
00:14 I explained this I have to lie everybody lies
Liar Liar
01:12 Audrey Fletcher
Liar Liar
00:14 Mr Reede do you have a moment
Liar Liar
00:27 Look at what dad got me
Liar Liar
00:15 Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat back
Liar Liar
00:11 Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make it
Liar Liar
00:17 Mom dad's taking me to see wrestling
Liar Liar
00:27 Weight 105
Horton Hears a Who!
00:06 A person's a person
Horton Hears a Who!
00:07 I meant what I said and I said what I meant
Horton Hears a Who!
00:06 This entire jungle is a house of death
Horton Hears a Who!
00:17 I meant what I said
Horton Hears a Who!
01:08 This is the chairman
Horton Hears a Who!
00:07 We must become invisible
Horton Hears a Who!
00:22 What are you doing
Horton Hears a Who!
00:03 I'll make monkeys out of these monkeys
Horton Hears a Who!
00:06 There's a tiny person on that speck that needs my help
Horton Hears a Who!
00:28 I know two Vlads
Horton Hears a Who!
00:11 Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball
Horton Hears a Who!
00:06 To the top of Mount Nool
Horton Hears a Who!
00:16 This is where we get off
Horton Hears a Who!
00:05 I will make monkeys of these monkeys
Horton Hears a Who!
00:17 I am light as a feather
Horton Hears a Who!
00:05 I can feel the diplomatic processes beginning to break down
Horton Hears a Who!
00:10 You're the one holding the speck
Horton Hears a Who!
00:08 It's the most beautiful thing ever
Horton Hears a Who!
00:14 We can take a vote on the issues
Horton Hears a Who!
00:09 A beautiful wife 96 daughters and one son
Horton Hears a Who!
00:13 My buddy morton for being the only who stood by me
Horton Hears a Who!
00:06 It's just the straight plumit to certain death
Horton Hears a Who!
00:12 I got to get this speck up to the top of mount Nool ASAP
Horton Hears a Who!
00:14 This looks
Horton Hears a Who!
00:23 Alright
Batman Forever
00:17 That's what I said
Batman Forever
00:18 Riddle me this
Batman Forever
00:51 You're ruining my big party Are you insane
Batman Forever
00:08 Has anyone ever told you you have a serious impulse control...
Batman Forever
00:04 You sunk my battleship
Batman Forever
00:09 Batman
Batman Forever
00:22 For if knowledge is power
Batman Forever
00:16 Two Face show me how to punch a guy
Batman Forever
00:18 Don't kill him
Batman Forever
00:09 Like the jacket
Batman Forever
00:09 I love what you've done with this place Heavy Metal meets...
Batman Forever
00:39 I hope you made extra
Batman Forever
00:04 Spank me
Batman Forever
00:11 Joygasm
Batman Forever
00:55 Edward Nygma
Batman Forever
00:08 If you look at the numbers on my face
Batman Forever
00:18 Your entrance was good his was better
Batman Forever
00:10 This is your brain on The Box
Batman Forever
00:28 Soon my little Box will be on countless TV's around the...
Batman Forever
00:06 I hope they can find the little black box
Batman Forever
00:47 The Puzzler
Batman Forever
00:08 This is your captain speaking
Batman Forever
00:12 Intruder alert lntruder alert
Batman Forever
00:19 I see without seeing
Batman Forever
00:27 Why can't I
Batman Forever
00:08 But now he'd never write in it again
Batman Forever
00:57 This is how I found you
Batman Forever
00:11 Seize and capture
Batman Forever
00:18 Here's a good one
Batman Forever
01:09 By the way I've seen your mind Freak
Batman Forever
00:09 If I was a superhero
Batman Forever
00:07 Somebody tell the fat lady
Batman Forever
00:06 The real game begins
Batman Forever
00:12 Who the hell are you
Batman Forever
00:10 Remember the plan
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:07 ARE THESE NON FAT MUFFINS
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:11 How do you like the new wheels
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:08 What's a matter
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:11 I can't calm down
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:08 Do you have any idea what I had to go through to get that...
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:55 What are you gonna do
Fun with Dick and Jane
03:20 I've been terminated
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:09 Can we just get on the job interview
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:06 They love you now
Fun with Dick and Jane
00:34 The big boys want to see you upstairs










































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































