Jim Carrey quotes in movies

How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37 You're a reindeer How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34 The nerve of those Whos How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37 I don't know why I ever leave this place How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:14 Am I just eating because I'm bored How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 That's what it's all about How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 We're gonna crash How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:28 The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:31 Merry Christmas How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:09 Jury duty How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 We're gonna die How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:26 You have no messages How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:50 He thought How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:33 So whatever the reason How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 And I'm leaking How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 What's that stench How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 That is not a chew toy How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Blast this Christmas music How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 Give me that How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:14 They nursed you How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 The Who manity How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 You might want to scooch over How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 Your cheek's so How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:07 THE GRINCH How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 The sleigh How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:30 I am the Grinch that stole Christmas How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:25 The more the Grinch thought How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Those Whos are hard to frazzle How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:35 Thanks for saving me How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 There's no place like home How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 The crescendo of my odious opus How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 Kids today How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 Pucker up and kiss it How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Is my Subzero Chillibrator running How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 Holiday who be what ee How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Are you having a holly How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 Talk about a recluse How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:09 Eviction notice How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:48 Don't forget the Grinch How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:49 It came without ribbons How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:38 Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't... How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:18 They'll be destroyed How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:17 So desensitized by movies and televison How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:13 Serves them right How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37 You're a reindeer Here's your motivation How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34 The nerve of those Whos How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 And he he himself the Grinch How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 Lt's because l'm green isn't it How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:35 How are you How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 I asked you first How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 We're gonna die How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 Am l just eating because l'm bored How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 We're gonna crash Now you listen to me young lady How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:09 Jury duty Jury duty Jury duty How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 You see what l'm saying How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 Bleeding hearts of the world unite How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:28 Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:33 So whatever the reason his heart or his shoes How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:31 What Don't forget the Grinch How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:26 Any calls How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 Santa what's Christmas really about How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 What's that stench How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:33 Lt came without ribbons How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Blast this Christmas music How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16 L'm all How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 Get that out of your mouth You have no idea where it's been How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 Lou Got the wrong mail here How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 Hating the Whos How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 Evening folks Mind if l ride along How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 There Give me that How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34 Then he slunk to the icebox How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11 No The sleigh The presents How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:14 They nursed you They clothed you How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:13 Your cheek is so How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:30 L'm the Grinch that stole Christmas How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:25 And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would... How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Those Whos are hard to frazzle Max How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:07 You're the How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:35 Thanks for saving me How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:06 Kids today How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Ls my sub zero chillibrator running How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 The crescendo of my odious opus How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 ''Holiday Whobie what y'' Cheermeister How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34 So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:10 ''Be it ever so How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 Daddy move Dad move it How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05 Now pucker up and kiss it Whoville How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 Talk about a recluse How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:08 Are you having a holly jolly How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:04 L don't know lt's some kind of soap How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 L really don't like them How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:12 You called down the thunder How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36 Come on Max lt's our first stop How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37 It came without tags Eternal Sunshine of the... 00:15 I can't see anything I don't like about you Eternal Sunshine of the... 00:17 Pages ripped out The Truman Show 00:12 I'm being spontaneous The Truman Show 00:15 Was nothing real The Truman Show 01:13 Blocked at every turn The Truman Show 00:27 I'm Truman The Truman Show 01:00 It was Dad The Truman Show 00:11 I like your pin The Truman Show 00:40 In case I don't see you The Truman Show 00:07 Somebody help me I'm being spontaneous The Truman Show 00:34 Blocked at every turn Beautifully synchronised don't you... The Truman Show 00:11 Was nothing real You were real The Truman Show 00:25 It's on the Lauren right The Truman Show 00:08 Sure Okay fine Can you pass along a message The Truman Show 00:31 Say something damn it You're on TV You're live to the world The Truman Show 00:36 It's a noble life It is a truly blessed life The Truman Show 00:30 You can't leave Truman The Truman Show 00:25 What about that sign They exaggerate We'll be fine Sonic the Hedgehog 02:20 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us Sonic the Hedgehog 00:10 Call Optical Illusions Sonic the Hedgehog 00:12 But everyone calls me Tom Sonic the Hedgehog 00:11 I just thought you might like a latte Sonic the Hedgehog 00:11 I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up... Sonic the Hedgehog 00:29 I don't mean to be indelicate here Sonic the Hedgehog 00:53 Are you in charge here Sonic the Hedgehog 00:06 Is that all you got Sonic the Hedgehog 00:03 What's he got on some kind of mask Sonic the Hedgehog 00:26 That's not good Uh Sonic the Hedgehog 00:20 Here's the sitch Uninhabited planet Sonic the Hedgehog 00:22 And nobody cares how proud your mommy is Sonic the Hedgehog 00:08 Coming through Sonic the Hedgehog 00:10 Whatever this creature is it's our job to secure it Sonic the Hedgehog 00:06 You're not allowed up there It's one of the Seven Wonders Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09 You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the... Sonic the Hedgehog 00:15 Agent Stone Doctor Sonic the Hedgehog 00:54 Welcome to San Francisco Mr Wachowski Sonic the Hedgehog 00:03 Thank you Officer Brainfart Sonic the Hedgehog 00:08 Eeny meeny miny Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09 Who the hell do you think you are Sonic the Hedgehog 00:07 That's one small step for man Sonic the Hedgehog 00:07 Here's the thing Sonic the Hedgehog 00:08 Look at that Sonic the Hedgehog 00:03 I'm sure you're hella popular Man on the Moon 00:13 You don't know the real me Man on the Moon 00:08 You just pretend to be an asshole Man on the Moon 00:14 Since you've all been such good boys and girls Man on the Moon 01:16 I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my... Man on the Moon 00:16 I am from Caspiar Man on the Moon 00:23 I'm gonna sue you Man on the Moon 00:15 The Philippines Man on the Moon 00:14 You don't know the real me Man on the Moon 00:07 So you just pretend to be an asshole Man on the Moon 01:02 I am Andy Man on the Moon 00:15 Since you've all been such good boys and girls Man on the Moon 00:16 No I am from Caspiar Man on the Moon 00:23 This I'm sick of this shit Lawler Man on the Moon 00:14 I'm going to the Philippines Man on the Moon 00:13 A And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment Man on the Moon 00:08 Hey excuse me Are you Andy Kaufman Man on the Moon 00:07 You're firing me Man on the Moon 00:14 See I don't want to go for cheap laughs Man on the Moon 00:12 And this is for my mother and this is for my father Man on the Moon 00:11 What do What do we do now Now you pick Man on the Moon 00:13 I did not agree to wrestle you I did not agree Man on the Moon 00:11 Is it an act Is it an act Man on the Moon 00:10 I just I think of the world as as an illusion Man on the Moon 00:19 I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy Man on the Moon 00:20 All right Which one Man on the Moon 00:19 You aren't a bad person Man on the Moon 01:02 Y You You Man on the Moon 00:21 How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world Man on the Moon 00:26 No no Women are superior to men in many ways Man on the Moon 01:09 Hi Andy How are you The Mask 00:19 All that's left is me The Mask 00:10 Not the cheese The Mask 00:20 Somebody STOLE your pajamas The Mask 00:40 Do you have any idea what time it is The Mask 00:25 We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an... The Mask 01:21 Bigger Better Deal The Mask 00:34 You are the nicest guy The Mask 00:49 It's a power tie The Mask 00:33 You know anything about the disturbance last night The Mask 00:08 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye The Mask 00:16 Or I am never coming back here The Mask 00:40 How's this mask work The Mask 00:41 That's not my car The Mask 00:20 SERVE AND PROTECT The Mask 01:04 Sharing the sunset with me The Mask 00:10 She would never The Mask 00:16 The Coco Bongo Club The Mask 00:41 Ripley Auto Finishing The Mask 00:09 This isn't the best time right now for a The Mask 00:51 It's like it brings your innermost desires to life The Mask 00:08 Turn down those cartoons The Mask 01:01 Where were you last night The Mask 00:10 You stay here and be a good boy The Mask 01:11 I'm here for the Civic The Mask 00:24 We're already late for the ball The Mask 00:25 We have a crisis here and you stroll in an hour late The Mask 00:39 Do you have any idea what time it is The Mask 00:32 Good boy Good boy The Mask 00:08 Sure you won't miss this guy The Mask 00:35 Girls like her always look for the BBD Bigger Better Deal The Mask 00:20 Somebody stole your pajamas The Mask 00:08 I'll take you apart The Mask 00:22 Stanley you are the nicest guy The Mask 00:20 It's a power tie The Mask 00:33 Impossible The Mask 00:05 Put me down now or I am never coming back here The Mask 01:09 Tell me The Mask 00:28 It's like The Mask 00:43 Mr Ipkiss The Mask 00:15 Guard guard The Mask 00:33 I don't know what's happening to you The Mask 00:17 That's correct The Mask 00:37 This isn't the best time right now I just The Mask 00:35 Hi Lieutenant The Mask 00:36 Stupid The Mask 00:37 Hi I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune The Mask 00:08 He'll be at the charity ball tonight The Mask 00:08 Ipkiss The Mask 00:12 The Coco Bongo Club Hottest new joint in town The Mask 00:09 Hi Lieutenant The Mask 00:10 This could be dangerous Stay here and be a good boy The Mask 00:12 Let me out of these cuffs you drive like a maniac The Mask 00:31 She's an artist She's The Mask 00:09 When I put that mask on The Mask 00:16 I'm here for the Civic Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 01:12 You are a gloomy looking bunch Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:26 Pasta Puttanesca Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:22 And this must be Klaus Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 Now that we're a family Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:17 No matter where you go Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:21 This is ridiculous Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:12 You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18 Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:20 The children will be helping us extensively with the... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 This was such a good character Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:16 And I realized I have been a bit standoffish Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:14 Why aren't you orphans in the kitchen preparing dinner Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:34 Looks like you could use a little assistance Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:11 All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:26 Is a little piece I like to call Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:17 The very meal I ate before they took me leg Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:19 I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country with... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:36 I don't know if you've ever noticed this Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 I'm very disappointed in you children Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:14 I saved the boy from the leeches Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:11 He's just a boy barely out of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:15 I'm looking for Dr Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:23 The Captain loved the ladies Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:16 I get the good parking spots Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:27 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for me Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:47 You unspeakable cad Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:18 But I don't care about them Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:31 Have I told you about our new play Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:10 Perhaps you should reevaluate your hypothesis Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:10 Do you have a hall pass Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:19 Would you do it Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:20 What do you think Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:29 You haven't been a trustworthy person Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:19 I've saved the boy from the leeches Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:44 I missed you guys Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:50 She's an infant Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 02:37 Let's keep our heads here Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:10 My chief assistant Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:13 They used to call me Old MacDonald up at the old Milking Lab... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:05 I am your beloved Count Olaf Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:11 Where am I gonna get a train Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:46 My dear Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:09 I'll show him a thing or two I'll give him the old ''wax on... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:08 Soda Soda Banana Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:10 But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:11 I will raise these orphans Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 Take them Mr Poe Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 On three Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:07 Welcome aboard Hot potato Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:12 You just stay where you're at and we'll come where you're to Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:10 Look it up bookworm Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:16 You know there's a big world out there filled with desperate... Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:05 The law Look it up Lemony Snicket's A Series of... 00:09 Hello hello hello A Christmas Carol 00:13 What do you want with me A Christmas Carol 00:11 What reason have you to be merry A Christmas Carol 04:49 Merry Christmas A Christmas Carol 00:10 I'm not the man I was A Christmas Carol 00:17 Are there no prisons A Christmas Carol 00:08 Haunt me no longer A Christmas Carol 00:06 Ghost of the Future A Christmas Carol 00:09 I'm light as a feather A Christmas Carol 00:13 I've heard that laugh before A Christmas Carol 00:18 And you can keep Christmas by losing your position A Christmas Carol 00:44 And a merry christmas to you bob A Christmas Carol 00:07 And yet you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages... A Christmas Carol 00:37 Don't let the worms have all the fun A Christmas Carol 00:09 Merry Christmas A Christmas Carol 00:08 No Spirit hear me A Christmas Carol 00:06 Ghost of the Future I fear you more than any specter I have... A Christmas Carol 00:16 Have they no refuge No resource A Christmas Carol 00:04 Haunt me no longer A Christmas Carol 00:12 Quite dead A Christmas Carol 00:04 I've heard that laugh before A Christmas Carol 00:06 I'm light as a feather merry as a schoolboy A Christmas Carol 00:15 You won't get me in here A Christmas Carol 00:14 There's more of gravy than of grave about you whatever you... A Christmas Carol 00:05 Oh my God A Christmas Carol 00:09 Let me hear another sound out of you Cratchit A Christmas Carol 00:52 There is nothing on this earth more terrifying to me Bruce Almighty 00:04 And he saw that it was 'good' Bruce Almighty 01:05 I'm not okay with a mediocre life Bruce Almighty 00:15 You want a tissue or something Bruce Almighty 00:35 I know you're mad What Evan did was slimy and wrong The Majestic 04:41 You're out of order The Majestic 04:43 But it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than... The Majestic 00:31 I thought this was a democracy The Majestic 01:43 I knew Luke Trimble The Majestic 00:35 I didn't know anyone was here The Majestic 00:25 Because I didn't want to end up like him The Majestic 00:19 Why didn't you dance with her The Majestic 00:12 I can't take this constant nagging The Majestic 00:09 Do you remember me The Majestic 00:06 A horny young man The Majestic 00:34 You will please confine your answers The Majestic 00:06 They all look alike to me The Majestic 00:14 I forget things sometimes The Majestic 00:14 What's his name The Majestic 00:18 Your face really does seem The Majestic 00:34 Something's wrong The Majestic 00:10 So what was your question The Majestic 00:33 He says I'm a communist The Majestic 00:13 You're just saying that The Majestic 00:19 In the case the vicious guard dogs haven't been fed The Majestic 00:18 About you being Luke The Majestic 00:10 Adele Louise Stanton has passed the State Bar Examination The Majestic 00:17 A few of the letters are missing The Majestic 00:07 Oh Roland Oh Emily The Majestic 00:25 Adele Yes Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 If I'm not back in five minutes Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 I'm looking for Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:33 I'd establish a motive Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:13 I'm Melissa Robinson Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 And you're ugly Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 Holy testicle Tuesday Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Do not go in there Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:26 How would you like me to make your life a living hell Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:17 When I get out of that bathroom Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 You're a weird guy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:39 My esteemed colleague Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 That was pretty impressive Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:17 What do you want Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:00 Had to fill it with premium Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 Would you like an ashtray Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 Nearest decimal point Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:24 Get out of the tank now Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:04 Assholes are closer than they appear Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:49 I'm ready to go in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:20 Captain Stubing Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:23 You sounded like someone else Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 Can ya feel that Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:43 What do you know about Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:39 We'll find the porpoise Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 Finkle is Einhorn Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 01:10 Hold your fire Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 What would you know about pressure Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 I'd like to ass you a few questions Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:53 This is my date Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:32 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 Are you satisfied Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 I don't give a rat's ass Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:43 Free Animals Now Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:15 And somebody get me some coffee Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Pity I wasn't invited Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Once you get inside my head Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 You really love animals Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 You've done some fine detective work Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 There must be a loser Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 What's the password Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 I'll have the plumbing checked immediately Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:30 I'll never tell anyone Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:21 It gets flooded Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:39 I have exorcised the demons Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Your gun is digging into my hip Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 You're certain you had to open this door Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 I have to have money to buy food Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:29 I need to use the bathroom Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 I'm really gonna go this time Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 I'm not even going to talk to you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 I've got a little snack for you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Do not go in there Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 Where's Dan Marino Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:20 What's the matter with you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 The date started out good Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Exactly as I planned Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 You've been a wonderful audience Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:36 She expects him home any minute Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Finkle and Einhorn Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 But do you have a mint Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 What about receipts Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Be careful with that phone Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 HDS coming through Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 I've been sent in with a special play Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 If I'm not back in five minutes Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 I'm looking for Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:33 Homicide Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 Hi I'm Melissa Robinson Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't... Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 Holy testicle Tuesday Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:04 Do not go in there Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:25 Thank you Mr Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:25 Listen pet dick Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 What do you want Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 That was pretty impressive what you did at the apartment Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:11 When I get out of that bathroom you'd better be gone Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 Excuse me Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:35 My esteemed colleague Mr Marino Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 Would you like an ashtray Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:04 Losers Get him out of here Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Warning Assholes are closer than they appear Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:36 We'll find the porpoise Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:19 If you do anything to embarrass me Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:22 Captain's log stardate 23 9 rounded off to the nearest... Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:33 This is double paned soundproof glass There is no way Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Like a glove Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 Ace get out of the tank Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:37 Who are you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:13 Excuse me Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:15 I'm ready to go in Just give me a chance Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 What do you know about Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:35 Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:26 What the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:35 And who is he a friend Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:33 Shoot him Hold your fire Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 Don't shoot Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 That's a lovely dog Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 What would you know about pressure Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 Excuse me Ron Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Ace it's E Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:26 All right Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Melissa it's Ace Where are you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 And somebody get me some coffee Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Lovely party Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:23 I don't have any food for you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:27 What do you want Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 I'm sorry I'll have the plumbing checked immediately Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:17 The kick heard round the world Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 You really love animals Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Poor guy with a motive baby Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:22 Don't kill me Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:09 No problem It gets flooded We'll just wait a few seconds Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:34 Ray Finkle's house Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:25 Replacement kicker having a great year Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Look honey Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:15 You've done some fine detective work Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 It's a real honor Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:12 That's true You're sure you had to open this door Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Because once you get inside my head Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 I have to have money to buy food Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:13 What's the password Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 By the way do you have a mint Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Thought I left Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Die animal boy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Obsess much Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:16 I'm not even gonna talk to you Would you please leave Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Alrighty then Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 Snowflake Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:35 By the way do you have a mint Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:04 I'm looking for Ray Finkle Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 Rover sit Hut hut Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Unconscious Exactly as I planned Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Good night Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Come to me jungle friends Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:36 By the way I went ahead and solved that Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 Holy shitballs Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 There is just one more thing lieutenant Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Finkle and Einhorn Finkle and Einhorn Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:25 Let's go Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 He's about to join Snowflake I've gotta know where he is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:18 Excuse me gentlemen Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Your gun is digging into my hip Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:06 Receipts What about receipts Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:04 Halftime Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Be careful with that phone In time you could develop a tumor Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:07 Gee Let me think Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Excuse me HDS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:10 Who are you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:08 Melissa it's Ace Where are you Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:14 I'm sorry I'll have the plumbing checked immediately Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 00:05 Come to me jungle friends The Number 23 00:46 There are only different choices The Number 23 00:12 Is whether or not to commit suicide The Number 23 00:35 To die there in the street would have been easy The Number 23 00:11 Numbers with meanings attached to them The Number 23 00:12 She's a nice girl The Number 23 01:08 He may not even be a man The Number 23 00:14 But that wouldn't have been justice The Number 23 00:08 Even the color of his tie betrays him The Number 23 00:12 How do you know The Number 23 03:07 You can call me Fingerling The Number 23 00:06 Why that street The Number 23 00:20 A Novel of Obsession by Topsy Kretts The Number 23 01:33 Lived a life of terror The Number 23 00:13 Nasty Evil Dead Dog The Number 23 00:07 Walter's voice LIKE TIME IS GONNA HEAL ME The Number 23 00:09 IT WAS IN MY NAME IT WAS IN MY NAME The Number 23 00:12 I ONCE READ THAT THE ONLY PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION THAT... The Number 23 00:36 IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN HE'S GONNA BE NED WITH TWO D'S The Number 23 00:35 OF COURSE TIME'S JUST A COUNTING SYSTEM The Number 23 00:06 Walter's voice UNTIL MY FATHER'S NUMBER RETURNED TO HAUNT ME The Number 23 00:05 I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE READ THAT AS A KID The Number 23 00:13 DO YOU HATE ME The Number 23 00:05 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS The Number 23 00:31 SHE'S TOPSY KRETTS SHE WROTE THE BOOK The Number 23 00:36 CAPRICORN 23 5 SOUTH The Number 23 00:04 THEY WOULDN'T HEAR ANY VOICES IN BED OKAY The Number 23 00:05 YOU WEREN'T A BAD PERSON WHO GOT BETTER The Number 23 00:17 Man's voice A WEEK AGO THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS The Number 23 00:04 THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALWAYS IN OUR YARD The Number 23 00:24 NO NO NO NO NO The Number 23 00:04 NASTY EVIL DEAD DOG The Number 23 00:36 YEAH ONCE UPON A TIME The Number 23 00:18 'THE NUMBER 23 ' I Love You Phillip Morris 00:15 Love sure is a funny thing I Love You Phillip Morris 00:49 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up I Love You Phillip Morris 00:14 That's what they're gonna call me I Love You Phillip Morris 01:07 You weren't supposed to find out I Love You Phillip Morris 00:36 Anything you want from the outside I Love You Phillip Morris 00:11 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece... I Love You Phillip Morris 00:11 Pardon my french I Love You Phillip Morris 00:58 From the moment we met I Love You Phillip Morris 00:28 And for a guy without a college education I Love You Phillip Morris 00:09 You don't love me I Love You Phillip Morris 00:36 Believe me I Love You Phillip Morris 00:37 Did you pay to have the Screecher beat up I Love You Phillip Morris 00:28 Anything you want from the outside I Love You Phillip Morris 00:32 But I know now I Love You Phillip Morris 00:06 I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I Love You Phillip Morris 00:05 Sometimes you have to shave a little off the puzzle piece I Love You Phillip Morris 00:07 I love you Phillip Morris I love you I Love You Phillip Morris 00:06 Pardon my French I Love You Phillip Morris 00:37 From the moment we met you've done nothing but lie I Love You Phillip Morris 00:03 Fucking Texas I Love You Phillip Morris 00:04 Oh you don't love me I Love You Phillip Morris 00:21 For a guy with no college education I Love You Phillip Morris 00:19 Do it man Come in my ass I Love You Phillip Morris 00:19 Did I forget to mention I'm gay Liar Liar 00:16 My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside Liar Liar 00:21 Oh Come on Liar Liar 00:19 Boss it's skull he knocked over another atm Liar Liar 00:36 You know why I pulled you over Liar Liar 00:14 That was incredible Liar Liar 00:06 Yo Fletcher How's it hanging Liar Liar 01:06 Overruled Mrs Cole answer the question Liar Liar 00:06 It was me Liar Liar 00:21 How are we doing this morning counsel Liar Liar 00:11 What the hell are you doing Liar Liar 01:05 I can't tell where you end and he begins Liar Liar 00:24 Your honor would the court be willing Liar Liar 00:45 You scratched my car Liar Liar 00:13 Here's the thing I really can't Liar Liar 00:15 Well what were you doing Liar Liar 00:20 I found him like this in the bathroom your honor Liar Liar 00:31 All right Now focus Liar Liar 00:26 Any change mister Liar Liar 00:03 Fletcher Holy hell Liar Liar 00:10 I was hoping after being married to me Liar Liar 00:12 You brought your kids to your divorce Liar Liar 00:26 Mr Reede several years ago a friend of mine Liar Liar 00:15 One more word out of you Mr Reede Liar Liar 00:40 You don't believe me do you Liar Liar 00:09 What's your problem schmuck Liar Liar 00:10 What's wrong with me Liar Liar 00:07 Is wrestling real Liar Liar 00:08 If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way Liar Liar 00:11 And your ex wife called she wants to know Liar Liar 00:09 'cause I didn't wanna talk to you Liar Liar 00:33 You had sex with her every time you met didn't you Liar Liar Liar 00:12 The pen is blue The pen is blue Liar Liar 00:11 Wow that was a nice image Deleted Groans Liar Liar 00:10 Greta Don't leave Liar Liar 00:15 Hi Mr Reede Like the new dress Liar Liar 00:44 Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to mom Liar Liar 00:08 Great news Liar Liar 00:27 Hello judge Stevens hi Liar Liar 00:17 It's 8 45 Liar Liar 00:19 What's up Fletcher Liar Liar 00:12 One two three four five and one for good luck Liar Liar 00:36 Mrs Cole the only problem here Liar Liar 00:32 Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again Liar Liar 00:06 Mr Reede I don't know what you're on Liar Liar 00:19 Mr Falk would I be accurate if I described Liar Liar 00:10 You wanna play hardball I'm game Liar Liar 00:05 I'm taking this Liar Liar 00:08 Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me Liar Liar 00:30 Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last night Liar Liar 00:27 Where would Tina Turner be right now Liar Liar 00:13 Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not me Liar Liar 00:19 I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorc e on welfare Liar Liar 00:20 Afternoon counselors Are we ready to begin Liar Liar 00:13 Listen kiddo why don't you go Liar Liar 00:20 Hey creepy Happy birthday Liar Liar 00:07 You look like you're having a rough morning Liar Liar 00:09 I'll give you the raise Liar Liar 00:17 This man is a good father and children are not leverage Liar Liar 00:59 I understand both parties have agreed Liar Liar 00:10 Chris Hey Fletcher How'd it go in there Liar Liar 00:09 Maximus I'm outta here Liar Liar 00:10 Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to me Liar Liar 00:14 I explained this I have to lie everybody lies Liar Liar 01:12 Audrey Fletcher Liar Liar 00:14 Mr Reede do you have a moment Liar Liar 00:27 Look at what dad got me Liar Liar 00:15 Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat back Liar Liar 00:11 Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make it Liar Liar 00:17 Mom dad's taking me to see wrestling Liar Liar 00:27 Weight 105 Horton Hears a Who! 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