Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey quotes in movies

Grinch How the Grinch Stole Christmas poster How the Grinch Stole Christmas Joel Barish Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind poster Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Truman Burbank The Truman Show poster The Truman Show Dr. Robotnik Sonic the Hedgehog poster Sonic the Hedgehog Andy Kaufman Man on the Moon poster Man on the Moon Stanley Ipkiss The Mask poster The Mask Count Olaf Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events poster Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate... Scrooge A Christmas Carol poster A Christmas Carol Bruce Nolan Bruce Almighty poster Bruce Almighty Lloyd Dumb and Dumber To poster Dumb and Dumber To Lloyd Dumb and Dumber poster Dumb and Dumber Peter Appleton The Majestic poster The Majestic Ace Ventura Ace Ventura: Pet Detective poster Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Walter Sparrow The Number 23 poster The Number 23 Steven Russell I Love You Phillip Morris poster I Love You Phillip Morris Carl Yes Man poster Yes Man Fletcher Reede Liar Liar poster Liar Liar Charlie Me, Myself & Irene poster Me, Myself & Irene Horton Horton Hears a Who! poster Horton Hears a Who! Ace Ventura Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls poster Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Riddler Batman Forever poster Batman Forever Dick Harper Fun with Dick and Jane poster Fun with Dick and Jane Mr. Popper Mr  Popper's Penguins poster Mr Popper's Penguins CBC News Anchor - Scott Riles Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Tadek Dark Crimes poster Dark Crimes Self (footage from In Living Color) Won't You Be My Neighbor? poster Won't You Be My Neighbor? Self Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind poster Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind The Hermit The Bad Batch poster The Bad Batch Colonel Stars and Stripes Kick Ass 2 poster Kick Ass 2 Narrator Under the Sea 3D poster Under the Sea 3D Adult Joe Wenteworth Simon Birch poster Simon Birch The Cable Guy The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Mark Kendall Once Bitten poster Once Bitten Self Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster Conan O'Brien Can't Stop Ace Ventura Disclosure poster Disclosure Self Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond poster Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond Lounge Entertainer Pink Cadillac poster Pink Cadillac Johnny Squares The Dead Pool poster The Dead Pool (archive footage) I Am poster I Am Steve Gray The Incredible Burt Wonderstone poster The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Walter Getz Peggy Sue Got Married poster Peggy Sue Got Married The Grinch The Last Blockbuster poster The Last Blockbuster Wiploc Earth Girls Are Easy poster Earth Girls Are Easy Jeff Pickles Kidding poster Kidding Dr. Robotnik Sonic the Hedgehog 2 poster Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Self Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Lane Biddlecoff Finders Keepers poster Finders Keepers Ivo Robotnik Sonic the Hedgehog 3 poster Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Self Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story poster Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story Self Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute poster Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute Various SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with Jim Carrey

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas Evening folks Mind if I ride alongYou might wanna scooch overSCREAMINGYou did the right thing - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11
Evening folks Mind if I ride alongYou might wanna scooch...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Only four hours till Christmas! - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:02
Only four hours till Christmas!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas NARRATOR Then Whos young and old would sit down to a feastand they'll feast and they'll feastAnd they'll feast feast feast feastThey'll eat their Who puddingand rare Who roast beastBut there's something I just cannot stand in the leastOh noI'm speaking in - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:29
NARRATOR Then Whos young and old would sit down to a...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas? - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:11
Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Talk about a recluseHe only comes out once a year and he never catches any flak for itProbably lives up there to avoid the taxes - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:13
Talk about a recluseHe only comes out once a year and he...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas We're gonna dieI'm going to throw up and then I'm gonna dieMommy tell it to stopLAUGHINGAlmost lost my cool there - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:36
We're gonna dieI'm going to throw up and then...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Come on Max It's our first stopNARRATOR The old Grinchy Claus hissedand he climbed to the roof empty bags in his fistHe'd slide down the chimney a rather tight pinchbut if Santa could do it then so could the GrinchHe's planning a double twisting - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 01:07
Come on Max It's our first stopNARRATOR The old Grinchy...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Santa what's Christmas really aboutVengeanceI meanpresentsI suppose - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16
Santa what's Christmas really aboutVengeanceI...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Santa WhatDon't forget the GrinchI know he's mean and hairy and smellyHis hands might be cold and clammyBut I think he's actually kind of sweetSweetYou think he's sweetMerry Christmas SantaNARRATOR And when Cindy Lou went up with her cupNice kidBad judge - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:48
Santa WhatDon't forget the GrinchI know he's mean...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas The crescendo of my odious opus - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05
The crescendo of my odious opus
How the Grinch Stole Christmas It came without ribbonsIt came without tagsIt came without packages boxes or bagsAnd he puzzled and puzzledtill his puzzler was soreThen the Grinch thought of somethinghe hadn't beforeMaybe ChristmasHe thoughtdoesn't come from a storeMaybe - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:55
It came without ribbonsIt came without tagsIt came without...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Lt came without ribbons - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:33
Lt came without ribbons
How the Grinch Stole Christmas I'm alltoasty insideAnd I'm leaking - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:16
I'm alltoasty insideAnd I'm leaking
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - What is it? - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:37
- What is it?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Outta the way I have no insurance - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05
Outta the way I have no insurance
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Daddy move Dad move it - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:05
Daddy move Dad move it
How the Grinch Stole Christmas I'm the Grinch that stole ChristmasAnd I'm sorryWHOS EXCLAIMINGAren't you gonna cuff mePut me in a choke hold Blind me with pepper sprayYou heard him Officer He admitted itI'd go with the pepper sprayYes I heard him all rightHe said he was sorry - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:30
I'm the Grinch that stole ChristmasAnd I'm...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas NARRATOR So he brought back the toys and the food for the feastAnd he he himself the Grinch carved the roast beastYeahGRINCH There's nothing like the holidaysWho wants the gizzard LOU I doToo late That'll be mine - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:34
NARRATOR So he brought back the toys and the food for the...
How the Grinch Stole Christmas GRINCH: There's nothing like the holidays. - How the Grinch Stole Christmas 00:40
GRINCH: There's nothing like the holidays.
The Majestic You're out of order - The Majestic 04:41
You're out of order
The Majestic But it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than whether or not I'm a Communist - The Majestic 04:43
But it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than...
The Majestic I knew Luke Trimble - The Majestic 01:43
I knew Luke Trimble
The Majestic He says I'm a communist - The Majestic 00:33
He says I'm a communist
The Majestic I can't take this constant nagging - The Majestic 00:12
I can't take this constant nagging
The Majestic You're just saying that - The Majestic 00:13
You're just saying that
The Majestic Your face really does seem - The Majestic 00:18
Your face really does seem
The Majestic A horny young man - The Majestic 00:06
A horny young man
The Majestic A few of the letters are missing - The Majestic 00:17
A few of the letters are missing
The Majestic Do you remember me - The Majestic 00:09
Do you remember me
The Majestic Adele Yes - The Majestic 00:25
Adele Yes
The Majestic In the case the vicious guard dogs haven't been fed - The Majestic 00:19
In the case the vicious guard dogs haven't been fed
The Majestic About you being Luke - The Majestic 00:18
About you being Luke
The Majestic They all look alike to me - The Majestic 00:06
They all look alike to me
The Majestic What's his name - The Majestic 00:14
What's his name
The Majestic I forget things sometimes - The Majestic 00:14
I forget things sometimes
The Majestic Why didn't you dance with her - The Majestic 00:19
Why didn't you dance with her
The Majestic Adele Louise Stanton has passed the State Bar Examination - The Majestic 00:10
Adele Louise Stanton has passed the State Bar Examination
The Majestic Oh Roland Oh Emily - The Majestic 00:07
Oh Roland Oh Emily
The Majestic Something's wrong - The Majestic 00:34
Something's wrong
The Majestic I thought this was a democracy - The Majestic 00:31
I thought this was a democracy
The Majestic I didn't know anyone was here - The Majestic 00:35
I didn't know anyone was here
The Majestic Because I didn't want to end up like him - The Majestic 00:25
Because I didn't want to end up like him
The Majestic You will please confine your answers - The Majestic 00:34
You will please confine your answers
The Majestic So what was your question - The Majestic 00:10
So what was your question
Bruce Almighty I'm not okay with a mediocre life - Bruce Almighty 01:05
I'm not okay with a mediocre life
Bruce Almighty Vol VolYou need a tissue or somethingCan we get Vol a tissue or a spoon - Bruce Almighty 00:09
Vol VolYou need a tissue or somethingCan we get Vol a tissue...
Bruce Almighty Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely understandableWhat Evan did is slimy and wrongbut this day could've been so much worseI'm just glad you're okay Okay News flash I'm not okayI'm not okay with a mediocre job I'm not okay with a mediocre - Bruce Almighty 00:50
Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely...
Bruce Almighty And he saw that it was good - Bruce Almighty 00:05
And he saw that it was good
Eternal Sunshine of the... Page is ripped outDon't remember doing thatIt appears this is my first entry in two years - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:12
Page is ripped outDon't remember doing thatIt appears...
Eternal Sunshine of the... I apply my personality in a pasteOh I doubt that very muchWell you don't know me soyou don't know do youSorry I was just I'm trying to be niceYeah I got itMy name's Clementine by the way I'm JoelHi Joel HeyNo jokes about my nameOh no you wouldn't do that - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 01:08
I apply my personality in a pasteOh I doubt that very...
Eternal Sunshine of the... Is there any risk of brain damageWell uh technically speakingthe procedure is brain damagebut it's on a par with a night of heavy drinkingNothing you'll miss - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:15
Is there any risk of brain damageWell uh technically...
Eternal Sunshine of the... You know me I'm impulsiveThat's what I love about you - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:10
You know me I'm impulsiveThat's what I love about...
Eternal Sunshine of the... This is it JoelIt's gonna be gone soonI knowWhat do we doEnjoy it - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:18
This is it JoelIt's gonna be gone soonI knowWhat do we...
Eternal Sunshine of the... I think we should go WhyIt's our house just for tonightWe are David and Ruth LaskinWhich one do you want to be UhI prefer to be Ruth but I can be flexible - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:17
I think we should go WhyIt's our house just for...
Eternal Sunshine of the... I'm not perfect I can't see anything that I don't like about youRight now I can't But you will But you willYou know you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trappedbecause that's what happens with meOkayOkay - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:24
I'm not perfect I can't see anything that I...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... And this must be Klaus - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22
And this must be Klaus
Lemony Snicket's A Series... I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur parents just diedYes of course How very very awfulWait let me do that one more timeGive me the line again Quickly while it's fresh in my mindOur parents just diedYesWhat a schmuck - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted
Lemony Snicket's A Series... I don't know if you've ever noticed but first impressionsare often entirely wrongFor instance Klaus when Sunny was born didn't like her at allBut by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were thick as thievesA phrase which here means fetching and - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
I don't know if you've ever noticed but first...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were thick as thieves - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... Now who shall playthe most handsome count in all the worldWould you do it sirAll right - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Now who shall playthe most handsome count in all the...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... This is a little piece I like to call Electric ChairI think you might have to turn it upIs anybody out there - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17
This is a little piece I like to call Electric ChairI think...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... Dinner is servedPuttanescaWhat did you call meIt's pasta Pasta PuttanescaWhere's the roast beefRoast beefBeef Yes Roast beefIt's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Dinner is servedPuttanescaWhat did you call meIt's...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... You know there's a big world out therefilled with desperate orphans who would gladlyswim across an ocean of thumbtacksjust to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
You know there's a big world out therefilled with...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... But I don't care about themI chose to open my heartto you two loverly childrenand your hideous primate - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
But I don't care about themI chose to open my heartto...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... All I ask in return is that you do every thing that pops into my headwhile I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
All I ask in return is that you do every thing that pops...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... No Why you littleBack off parrot faceI'll bite higherDon't mock meWow You are nuts - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
No Why you littleBack off parrot faceI'll bite...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18ReallySays who The law Look it up - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18ReallySays...
Lemony Snicket's A Series... The law Look it up - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
The law Look it up
Lemony Snicket's A Series... And I realise that I've been a bit standoffish shall we sayWhich in this case is a big big word meaningPure evil - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
And I realise that I've been a bit standoffish shall we...