Clips with Jim Varney

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Ernest Goes to Camp My motto is ''l never met a bad kid '' - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:55
My motto is ''l never met a bad kid ''
Ernest Goes to Camp Uh well uh all aboard that's goin' ashore - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:06
Uh well uh all aboard that's goin' ashore
Ernest Goes to Camp Jake's specialty du jour eggs erroneous - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:24
Jake's specialty du jour eggs erroneous
Ernest Goes to Camp Ernest uh have you ever had - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:08
Ernest uh have you ever had
Ernest Goes to Camp And then he thought he heard it - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:40
And then he thought he heard it
Ernest Goes to Camp And that was called - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:10
And that was called
Ernest Goes to Camp Okay Ernest one more chance - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:13
Okay Ernest one more chance
Ernest Goes to Camp One monkey don't stop no show - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:04
One monkey don't stop no show
Ernest Goes to Camp See these hands huh Huh Huh You see 'em - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:09
See these hands huh Huh Huh You see 'em
Ernest Goes to Camp L'm awfully glad it's raining - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:14
L'm awfully glad it's raining
Ernest Goes to Camp And no one knows the thunder - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:10
And no one knows the thunder
Ernest Goes to Camp Ernest uh we've been thinking - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:41
Ernest uh we've been thinking
Ernest Goes to Camp These are children - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:13
These are children
Ernest Goes to Camp They ain't gonna get this camp - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:04
They ain't gonna get this camp
Ernest Goes to Camp Miss St Cloud lf he had faith in the great one - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:57
Miss St Cloud lf he had faith in the great one
Ernest Goes to Camp This isn't business any longer - Ernest Goes to Camp 00:04
This isn't business any longer
Ernest Goes to Jail And Mr Poodlesmurf is lucky to have me on his team - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:22
And Mr Poodlesmurf is lucky to have me on his team
Ernest Goes to Jail Well there's my problem right there - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:19
Well there's my problem right there
Ernest Goes to Jail Y Yeah but did you hear the one about the 3 legged dog - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:09
Y Yeah but did you hear the one about the 3 legged dog
Ernest Goes to Jail I recommend the lobster Ah heh heh Ah heh heh heh - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:05
I recommend the lobster Ah heh heh Ah heh heh heh
Ernest Goes to Jail Eat greaseball - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:08
Eat greaseball
Ernest Goes to Jail Ernest We're sequestered - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:10
Ernest We're sequestered
Ernest Goes to Jail I hope you've got a good story to tell my boss - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:23
I hope you've got a good story to tell my boss
Ernest Goes to Jail Really really really really really real prison - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:12
Really really really really really real prison
Ernest Goes to Jail Real men are not intimidated - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:09
Real men are not intimidated
Ernest Goes to Jail Uh huh - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:04
Uh huh
Ernest Goes to Jail Oh well death row - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:21
Oh well death row
Ernest Goes to Jail And you pal you're not getting any more of my business - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:05
And you pal you're not getting any more of my business
Ernest Goes to Jail So its come to this - Ernest Goes to Jail 01:07
So its come to this
Ernest Goes to Jail You better watch out Rubin - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:15
You better watch out Rubin
Ernest Goes to Jail Let him go - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:46
Let him go
Ernest Goes to Jail You better go - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:25
You better go
Ernest Goes to Jail Come on Lyle Back inside - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:07
Come on Lyle Back inside
Ernest Goes to Jail I've been vandalized - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:08
I've been vandalized
Ernest Goes to Jail What kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:07
What kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog
Ernest Goes to Jail I came I saw - Ernest Goes to Jail 00:09
I came I saw
The Beverly Hillbillies Jethro why do you think that feller's pointin' at us - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:13
Jethro why do you think that feller's pointin' at...
The Beverly Hillbillies That's real nice son - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:07
That's real nice son
The Beverly Hillbillies Well I reckon you done what you done - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:12
Well I reckon you done what you done
The Beverly Hillbillies Oh I'm just president of a bank - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:16
Oh I'm just president of a bank
The Beverly Hillbillies Elly nature made you a girl and here lately - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:10
Elly nature made you a girl and here lately
The Beverly Hillbillies What a stupid idiot - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:17
What a stupid idiot
The Beverly Hillbillies Dearly beloved we are gathered here in case of an emergency - The Beverly Hillbillies 00:30
Dearly beloved we are gathered here in case of an emergency
Ernest Goes to School ERNEST: Yelp. - Ernest Goes to School 00:15
ERNEST: Yelp.
Toy Story Hey uh Slinky Right here Woody I I'm red this timeNo S SlinkOh well all right You can be red if you wantN Not now Slink I got some bad newsBad news Shh shh shhJust gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happyGot itBe happy - Toy Story 00:20
Hey uh Slinky Right here Woody I I'm red this timeNo S...
Toy Story Uh got a staff meeting you guys Come on let's goNow where is that Oh - Toy Story 00:07
Uh got a staff meeting you guys Come on let's goNow...
Toy Story Come on come on Smaller toys up frontHey Woody come on - Toy Story 00:08
Come on come on Smaller toys up frontHey Woody come on
Toy Story Any dinosaur shaped ones Oh for crying out loudThey're all in boxes you idiot They're getting biggerWait there's a nice little one over there - Toy Story 00:10
Any dinosaur shaped ones Oh for crying out loudThey're...
Toy Story Golly bob howdy Oh shut up - Toy Story 00:05
Golly bob howdy Oh shut up
Toy Story Don't move I thought he was at summer campThey uh must have kicked him out early this yearOh no not Sid - Toy Story 00:10
Don't move I thought he was at summer campThey uh must...
Toy Story Buzz Oh Buzz Buzz LightyearBuzz Lightyear thank goodness We've got troubleTrouble Where Down there Just down thereA helpless toy It's It's trapped BuzzThen we've no time to loseI don't see anything Uh he's thereJust Just keep lookingWhat kind of toyBuzz - Toy Story 00:54
Buzz Oh Buzz Buzz LightyearBuzz Lightyear thank goodness...
Toy Story Hey everyone R C 's trying to say something What is it boyHe's saying that this was no accident HuhWhat do you mean I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushedNo By WoodyWhat WhatWait a minuteYou You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the windowDo you Potato - Toy Story 00:57
Hey everyone R C 's trying to say something What is it...
Toy Story Hey Son of a building blockIt's Woody He's in the psycho's bedroomH H Hi Everyone It's WoodyWoody You're kiddingWoodyWe're gonna get out of here BuzzBuzzHey look WoodyOh boy am I glad to see you guysI knew you'd come back Woody What are you doin' over - Toy Story 01:13
Hey Son of a building blockIt's Woody He's in the...
Toy Story 2 Who's behind - Toy Story 2 00:10
Who's behind
Toy Story 2 What's goin' on He's nutsHis arm ain't that badDon't do it Woody We love you - Toy Story 2 00:07
What's goin' on He's nutsHis arm ain't...
Toy Story 2 All right Let's review this one more timeAt precisely 8 32 ishExhibit A Woody was kidnappedExhibit B a composite sketch of the kidnapperHe didn't have a beard like that Fine Etch give him a shaveThe kidnapper was bigger than thatOh picky picky picky Let's - Toy Story 2 00:39
All right Let's review this one more timeAt precisely 8...
Toy Story 2 Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and accounted forNot quite everyoneWho's behind Mine - Toy Story 2 00:10
Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and...
Toy Story 2 Pardon me gentlemenbut have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad armWhy no I haven't Hey He was talkin' to meNo He was talkin' to me Why you - Toy Story 2 00:11
Pardon me gentlemenbut have either of you seen a cowboy doll...
Toy Story 2 It's him The chicken manFunny he doesn't look like poultryThat's the kidnapper all rightA kidnapper An agent of Zurg if I ever saw oneAnd the pièce de résistanceI promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museumIt's Woody Now that I have your - Toy Story 2 00:55
It's him The chicken manFunny he doesn't look like...
Toy Story 2 Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:22
Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz
Toy Story 2 What was I thinkingMy antigravity servosHang tight everyone I'm going to let go of the wallWhat He wouldn'tOne He wouldTwoThreeTo infinity and beyondApproaching destination Reengaging gravityArea secureIt's okay troopsThe antigravity sickness will wear - Toy Story 2 00:50
What was I thinkingMy antigravity servosHang tight everyone...
Toy Story 2 Leave him alone springy dog HeyGrab Woody and let's go Fellas hold it Buzz put me down - Toy Story 2 00:08
Leave him alone springy dog HeyGrab Woody and let's go...
Toy Story 2 The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to find that caseOw There's the case No there's the caseYou take that one We'll take this one - Toy Story 2 00:29
The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to...
Toy Story 2 Happy trails Prospector - Toy Story 2 00:28
Happy trails Prospector
Toy Story 2 Happy trails ProspectorBuzz Woody Help us out hereHurryOh no Jessie Come on Oh Woody - Toy Story 2 00:11
Happy trails ProspectorBuzz Woody Help us out hereHurryOh no...
Toy Story 2 Golly bob howdyWhat What's so funny Woody - Toy Story 2 00:08
Golly bob howdyWhat What's so funny Woody
Atlantis: The Lost Empire Blondie I got a bone to pick with youHold that thoughtWhat is it this time CookieYou done stuffed my wagon full to bustin' with non essentialsLook at all this cinnamon oregano cilantroWhat in the cockadoodle is cilantro - Atlantis: The Lost Empire 00:18
Blondie I got a bone to pick with youHold that thoughtWhat...
Atlantis: The Lost Empire I got your four basic food groupsBeans bacon whiskey and lard - Atlantis: The Lost Empire 00:06
I got your four basic food groupsBeans bacon whiskey and...
Atlantis: The Lost Empire For the appetizer Caesar saladescargotand your Oriental spring rolls - Atlantis: The Lost Empire 00:08
For the appetizer Caesar saladescargotand your Oriental...
Atlantis: The Lost Empire You're so skinny if you turned sidewaysand stuck out your tongue you'd look like a zipper - Atlantis: The Lost Empire 00:06
You're so skinny if you turned sidewaysand stuck out...