Clips with Joe Pesci

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Eureka God in heaven what does the man want - Eureka 00:26
God in heaven what does the man want
Eureka How can you do business with a man who believes in nothing - Eureka 00:32
How can you do business with a man who believes in nothing
Easy Money I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress - Easy Money 00:06
I'm so hungry I could eat the waitress
Moonwalker You gotta remember a younger customer - Moonwalker 00:07
You gotta remember a younger customer
Moonwalker Every kid in this whole world will take drugs because of me - Moonwalker 00:07
Every kid in this whole world will take drugs because of me
Moonwalker Bugs and drugs Bugs and drugs - Moonwalker 00:10
Bugs and drugs Bugs and drugs
Moonwalker Michael There Come on get him - Moonwalker 00:09
Michael There Come on get him
Moonwalker You guys gotta get the middle of this country - Moonwalker 00:13
You guys gotta get the middle of this country
Moonwalker My name is gonna be in the history books They better spell my name right - Moonwalker 00:15
My name is gonna be in the history books They better spell...
Moonwalker MlCHAEL Let her go Shut up - Moonwalker 00:09
MlCHAEL Let her go Shut up
Moonwalker Don't you talk to me You shut up Why are you doing this Stop it - Moonwalker 00:26
Don't you talk to me You shut up Why are you doing this...
Moonwalker Kill her first KATlE Michael - Moonwalker 00:07
Kill her first KATlE Michael
Moonwalker Ready Yeah - Moonwalker 00:04
Ready Yeah
Lethal Weapon 2 I get it Bad cop good copShut upBad cop bad cop I know the routines - Lethal Weapon 2 00:10
I get it Bad cop good copShut upBad cop bad cop I know the...
Lethal Weapon 2 Are you Leo Getz That's me Leo Getz - Lethal Weapon 2 00:09
Are you Leo Getz That's me Leo Getz
Lethal Weapon 2 Where is that son of a bitch - Lethal Weapon 2 00:34
Where is that son of a bitch
Lethal Weapon 2 Don't leave me l can't swim - Lethal Weapon 2 00:16
Don't leave me l can't swim
Lethal Weapon 2 You like breathing How much - Lethal Weapon 2 00:18
You like breathing How much
Lethal Weapon 2 Okay okay okayThis is the best part You got itYou take a tax deductionOn interest payments that you don't even makeAm I a genius You're a swindlerCheatCome onEverybody cheats Look at the Pentagon - Lethal Weapon 2 00:23
Okay okay okayThis is the best part You got itYou take a tax...
Lethal Weapon 2 If we're going shouldn't I have a gun - Lethal Weapon 2 00:05
If we're going shouldn't I have a gun
Lethal Weapon 2 Okay - Lethal Weapon 2 00:03
Okay
Lethal Weapon 2 They fuck you at the drive through okayThey know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fuckedThey know you won't turn around and go backThey don't care Who gets fucked Leo getz SureI'm not eating this tunaShut up - Lethal Weapon 2 00:19
They fuck you at the drive through okayThey know you'll...
Lethal Weapon 2 Of course I'm black That's why I want to goTo join my brothers in the struggleAgainst the tyranny of the racist fascistWhite minority regimeFascist regimeOne man one voteOne man one voteFree South Africa you son of a bitchYou son of a bitchI've heard as - Lethal Weapon 2 00:24
Of course I'm black That's why I want to goTo join...
Goodfellas I CAN NEVER HIT THAT NUMBERFRANKIE WHAT THE FUCK DOES 528HAVE TO DO WITH 460528 AIN'T EVEN CLOSE TO 460I'VE BEEN PLAYING THAT NUMBERFOR 3 YEARS - Goodfellas 00:15
I CAN NEVER HIT THAT NUMBERFRANKIE WHAT THE FUCK DOES...
Goodfellas Go fuck your mother - Goodfellas 00:28
Go fuck your mother
Goodfellas HE SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME NOW TOUGH GUYI SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERI THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SHIT - Goodfellas 00:11
HE SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME NOW TOUGH GUYI SAID WHAT...
Goodfellas YOU'RE A PISSERREALLY FUNNY REALLY FUNNYWHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FUNNYIT'S FUNNY YOU KNOWIT'S A GOOD STORY YOU'RE A FUNNY GUYYOU MEAN THE WAY I TALK WHATIT'S JUST YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST FUNNYIT'S FUNNYTHE WAY YOU TELL THE STORYFUNNY HOWWHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT - Goodfellas 01:30
YOU'RE A PISSERREALLY FUNNY REALLY FUNNYWHAT DO YOU...
Goodfellas You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture - Goodfellas 00:05
You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a...
Goodfellas ONLY THING SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ALONENONO WHAT NONO WHAT WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU ANYTHINGAT LEAST WAIT TO HEAR WHAT I'M GONNA SAYALL RIGHT WHATOK WHATSHE DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ITALIANS ALONESHE'S PREJUDICED AGAINST ITALIANSFUCKIN' BELIEVE THAT IN - Goodfellas 01:11
ONLY THING SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ALONENONO WHAT NONO...
Goodfellas WHERE'S THE STRONGBOX YOU FUCKIN' VARMINT - Goodfellas 00:05
WHERE'S THE STRONGBOX YOU FUCKIN' VARMINT
Goodfellas JUST DON'T GO BUSTIN' MY BALLS OKHEY IF I WAS GOING TO BREAK YOUR BALLSI'D TELL YOU TO GO HOME AND GET YOUR SHINE BOXTHIS KID WAS GREATTHEY USED TO CALL HIM SPITSHINE TOMMY SWEAR TO GOD - Goodfellas 00:15
JUST DON'T GO BUSTIN' MY BALLS OKHEY IF I WAS...
Goodfellas NO MORE SHINES BILLYWHATI SAID NO MORE SHINES MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEARYOU'VE BEEN AWAY A LONG TIMEI DON'T SHINE SHOES ANYMORERELAX WILL YOU WHAT'S GOT INTO YOUI'M BREAKIN' YOUR BALLS A LITTLE I'M ONLY KIDDINGSOMETIMES YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE - Goodfellas 00:45
NO MORE SHINES BILLYWHATI SAID NO MORE SHINES MAYBE YOU...
Goodfellas I DIDN'T WANT TO GET BLOOD ON YOUR FLOOR - Goodfellas 00:05
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET BLOOD ON YOUR FLOOR
Goodfellas WE HIT THE DEER IN HIS PAWWHAT DO YOU CALL ITTHE PAWTHE HOOFTHE HOOF GOT CAUGHT IN THE GRILLI GOTTA HACK IT OFF - Goodfellas 00:11
WE HIT THE DEER IN HIS PAWWHAT DO YOU CALL ITTHE PAWTHE...
Goodfellas WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A NICE GIRLI GET A NICE ONE ALMOST EVERY NIGHTYEAH BUT GET YOURSELF A GIRLSO YOU CAN SETTLE DOWNI SETTLE DOWN ALMOST EVERY NIGHTBUT THEN IN THE MORNING I'M FREE - Goodfellas 00:12
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF A NICE GIRLI GET A NICE ONE...
Goodfellas I do every night Then I'm free I love you I want to be with you - Goodfellas 00:07
I do every night Then I'm free I love you I want to be...
Goodfellas Tommy HEY HENRY HURRY UP WILL YAMY MOTHER'S GONNA MAKESOME FRESH PEPPERS AND SAUSAGE FOR USRETCHINGJimmy HENRY HENRY HERE'S AN ARMVERY FUNNY GUYSHERE'S A LEGHERE'S A WING HA HA HAWHAT DO YOU LIKE LEGS OR WINGS HENRYOR DO YOU STILL GO FORTHE OLD HEARTS AND - Goodfellas 00:24
Tommy HEY HENRY HURRY UP WILL YAMY MOTHER'S GONNA...
Goodfellas WHAT AM I A MIRAGE - Goodfellas 00:04
WHAT AM I A MIRAGE
Goodfellas NO NO NO NO YOU GOT ME ON A PAY NO MIND LIST - Goodfellas 00:05
NO NO NO NO YOU GOT ME ON A PAY NO MIND LIST
Goodfellas YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MUMBLING STUTTERING LITTLE FUCK - Goodfellas 00:05
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MUMBLING STUTTERING LITTLE FUCK
Goodfellas HEY WHAT'S THAT MOVIE THAT BOGART MADETHE ONE WHERE HE PLAYED A COWBOYOH THE OKLAHOMA KIDSHANEOKLAHOMA KID SHANE OKLAHOMA KID THAT'S ME - Goodfellas 00:11
HEY WHAT'S THAT MOVIE THAT BOGART MADETHE ONE WHERE HE...
Goodfellas OKLAHOMA KID SHANE OKLAHOMA KID THAT'S MEI'M THE OKLAHOMA KID YA FUCKIN' VARMINTDANCE DANCE YAHOO YA MOTHERFUCKER - Goodfellas 00:09
OKLAHOMA KID SHANE OKLAHOMA KID THAT'S MEI'M THE...
Goodfellas ALL RIGHT SO HE GOT SHOT IN THE FOOTWHAT IS IT A BIG FUCKIN' DEAL - Goodfellas 00:06
ALL RIGHT SO HE GOT SHOT IN THE FOOTWHAT IS IT A BIG...
Goodfellas SPIDER THAT FUCKIN' BANDAGEON YOUR FOOT IS BIGGER THANYOUR FUCKIN' HEAD YOU KNOW THAT - Goodfellas 00:06
SPIDER THAT FUCKIN' BANDAGEON YOUR FOOT IS BIGGER...
Goodfellas WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' MATTER WITH YOUWHAT'S THE FUCKIN' MATTER WITH YOUARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT TOMMY TOMMY I'M KIDDINGARE YOU A FUCKIN' SICK MANIACWHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE KIDDINGYOU'RE BREAKIN' MY FUCKIN' BALLSI'M FUCKING KIDDING WITH YOUYOU FUCKIN' SHOOT THE - Goodfellas 00:44
WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' MATTER WITH YOUWHAT'S THE...
Goodfellas WHAT TIME IS IT11 30 WE WERE SUPPOSED TOBE THERE BY 9 00YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKIN' LATEYOU'LL BE LATEFOR YOUR OWN FUNERAL - Goodfellas 00:13
WHAT TIME IS IT11 30 WE WERE SUPPOSED TOBE THERE BY 9...
Goodfellas What time is it - Goodfellas 00:11
What time is it
Goodfellas WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING ATMAKE THAT COFFEE TO GO LET'S GOSPEAKING ITALIANWHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING IT'S A JOKE A JOKEPUT THE FUCKIN' POT DOWN YOU GONNA TAKE THE COFFEE - Goodfellas 00:15
WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING ATMAKE THAT COFFEE TO GO...
Goodfellas What the fuck are you doin' - Goodfellas 02:31
What the fuck are you doin'
Goodfellas OH IT'S TERRIFIC YEAH NUNZIO UP INAAHAAH UNHTHOUGHT HE'D NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UPAH PAIN IN THE ASS - Goodfellas 00:15
OH IT'S TERRIFIC YEAH NUNZIO UP INAAHAAH UNHTHOUGHT...
Goodfellas ALL RIGHT FRANKIE LET'S CHOP HIM UPALL RIGHTWHERE YOU GOING YOU DIZZY MOTHERFUCKERYOU SAID TO CHOP HIM UPAT CHARLIE'S NOT HERE WE'LL CHOP HIM THERESPEAKING ITALIANCOME ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEREI SHOULD'VE LET HIM DRIVEWHAT ARE YOU - Goodfellas 00:25
ALL RIGHT FRANKIE LET'S CHOP HIM UPALL RIGHTWHERE YOU...
Home Alone Are your parents home YeahDo they live here NoNo Why should they All kids no parentsProbably a fancy orphanage - Home Alone 00:11
Are your parents home YeahDo they live here NoNo Why should...
Home Alone Are you Mr McCallister YeahThe Mr McCallister who lives hereGood because somebody owes me 122 50I'd like a word with you sir Am I under arrest or somethingNo no no There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidaysWe're checking the neighborhood to - Home Alone 00:36
Are you Mr McCallister YeahThe Mr McCallister who lives...
Home Alone And that's the one Marvin That's the silver tuna - Home Alone 00:34
And that's the one Marvin That's the silver tuna
Home Alone Where are they I don't know She said 8 sharp - Home Alone 00:07
Where are they I don't know She said 8 sharp
Home Alone Hey Harry YeahThat house we ran last night was that the McCallister'sYeahCall me in Paris You're right They're goneI knew they were Silver tuna tonight - Home Alone 00:19
Hey Harry YeahThat house we ran last night was that the...
Home Alone What's so funnyWhy are you laughingYou did it againYou left the water runningWhy do you do that I told you not to do itIt's our calling card Calling cardAll the great ones leave their markWe're the Wet Bandits - Home Alone 00:22
What's so funnyWhy are you laughingYou did it againYou...
Home Alone I don't get itIt looks like there's nobody's homeLast night the place is jumpingSomething ain't rightGo check it outNowNo tomorrow egghead Now Go aheadNow - Home Alone 00:31
I don't get itIt looks like there's nobody's...
Home Alone Yeah kids are scared of the darkYou're afraid of the dark too You know you are - Home Alone 00:08
Yeah kids are scared of the darkYou're afraid of the...
Home Alone Merry Christmas little fellaWe know that you're in there and that you're all aloneYeah come on kid Open upIt's Santy Claus and his elfWe won't hurt youNo no Got some nice presents for youBe a good little fella now and open the doorWhatWhat WhatWhatWhat - Home Alone 01:10
Merry Christmas little fellaWe know that you're in...
Home Alone Where are you you little creep - Home Alone 00:05
Where are you you little creep
Home Alone Why'd you take your shoes offWhy are you dressed like a chicken - Home Alone 00:06
Why'd you take your shoes offWhy are you dressed like a...
Home Alone You bomb me with one more can kidand I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil - Home Alone 00:09
You bomb me with one more can kidand I'll snap off your...
Home Alone What are you doingHarry don't moveMarvDon't moveWhat are you doingDid I get himDid I get himWhere is it Where is itNever mind that Here How do you like it huh You jerkGet that kid before I Get that kid - Home Alone 00:30
What are you doingHarry don't moveMarvDon't...
Home Alone Down here you big horse's ass Come get me before I call the police - Home Alone 00:07
Down here you big horse's ass Come get me before I call...
Home Alone He's gonna call the copsFrom a tree house - Home Alone 00:05
He's gonna call the copsFrom a tree house
Home Alone Out the window YeahI'm not going out the windowWhy you scared Are you afraid Come on get out hereCome onCome onCome on Keep going Let's go back HarryShut it MarvHey guysCheck this outGo back Go back - Home Alone 00:48
Out the window YeahI'm not going out the windowWhy you...
Home Alone What are you gonna doI'll do exactly what he did to usBurn his head with a blowtorchI'll smash his face with an ironI'd like to slap him in the face with a paint canShove a nail through his footI'm gonna bite off every one of these little fingers one at a - Home Alone 00:32
What are you gonna doI'll do exactly what he did to...
Home Alone Nice move leaving the water runningNow we know each and every house that you've hitWe've been looking for you guys for a long timeYeah Well remember we're the Wet BanditsWet Bandits that's W E T Shut up Get in the car - Home Alone 00:22
Nice move leaving the water runningNow we know each and...
Home Alone We've been looking for you guys for a long time - Home Alone 00:13
We've been looking for you guys for a long time