Clips with Joe Don Baker

Guns of the Magnificent Seven I can't whip a six year old girl in a fair fight - Guns of the Magnificent Seven 00:20
I can't whip a six year old girl in a fair fight
Guns of the Magnificent Seven And you could be such a fine looking man - Guns of the Magnificent Seven 00:10
And you could be such a fine looking man
Guns of the Magnificent Seven Thanks - Guns of the Magnificent Seven 00:22
Thanks
Guns of the Magnificent Seven She found a whole man - Guns of the Magnificent Seven 01:02
She found a whole man
Junior Bonner It was a nice float you had Curly - Junior Bonner 00:09
It was a nice float you had Curly
Junior Bonner Didn't you always save the first dance for Mom Ace - Junior Bonner 00:09
Didn't you always save the first dance for Mom Ace
Junior Bonner Junior you're my brother - Junior Bonner 00:29
Junior you're my brother
Charley Varrick Charley Varrick - Charley Varrick 00:20
Charley Varrick
Charley Varrick So solly please - Charley Varrick 00:15
So solly please
Charley Varrick There are very few men that speak to me in that tone - Charley Varrick 00:11
There are very few men that speak to me in that tone
Charley Varrick These are the goodies - Charley Varrick 00:26
These are the goodies
Charley Varrick I don't sleep with whores - Charley Varrick 00:05
I don't sleep with whores
Charley Varrick Sooner or later - Charley Varrick 00:07
Sooner or later
The Outfit Wanna come on inside and have a drink - The Outfit 00:41
Wanna come on inside and have a drink
Wacko I'm sorry what were you saying - Wacko 00:20
I'm sorry what were you saying
Wacko A man can only take so much shit - Wacko 00:07
A man can only take so much shit
Joysticks I don't like seats - Joysticks 00:04
I don't like seats
Joysticks You and I have something in common - Joysticks 00:11
You and I have something in common
Joysticks And if you're half the leader I think you are - Joysticks 00:08
And if you're half the leader I think you are
Joysticks Is this my daddy Mr Rutter - Joysticks 00:21
Is this my daddy Mr Rutter
Final Justice Think you can take me - Final Justice 00:21
Think you can take me
Final Justice Sure is a lot of it too - Final Justice 00:04
Sure is a lot of it too
Final Justice You got to go out and find that some bitch - Final Justice 00:04
You got to go out and find that some bitch
Final Justice That biggins got my badge - Final Justice 00:07
That biggins got my badge
The Living Daylights How do you like my pantheon of great commanders - The Living Daylights 00:12
How do you like my pantheon of great commanders
The Living Daylights My hobby the strategy and tactics of the world's historic battles - The Living Daylights 00:30
My hobby the strategy and tactics of the world's...
The Living Daylights I'm not convinced Necros can do it - The Living Daylights 00:12
I'm not convinced Necros can do it
The Living Daylights Pickett's charge was up Cemetery Ridge not Little Round Top - The Living Daylights 00:15
Pickett's charge was up Cemetery Ridge not Little Round...
The Living Daylights Well hell you can have him Soon as I get my opium - The Living Daylights 00:36
Well hell you can have him Soon as I get my opium
The Living Daylights Right you've had your eight Now I'll have my 80 - The Living Daylights 00:05
Right you've had your eight Now I'll have my 80
Cape Fear Sam Sam Sam calm downLet me explain something to youSee the system is set up to handle generalized problemslike burglary and robberyBut if some lone creep out there targets you for some obscure reasonthe system is slow and skeptical It's pathetic even - Cape Fear 00:18
Sam Sam Sam calm downLet me explain something to youSee the...
Cape Fear Hey Cady come hereWait up a secondI've been in a real bad mood lately Shame ain't itYou know what you can do to brighten my moodNo Get the hell out of hereI don't mean just this whole townI mean the whole goddamn stateI don't want to see you I don't want - Cape Fear 01:34
Hey Cady come hereWait up a secondI've been in a real...
Cape Fear I like Are you my friendNo I'm not your friendOh 'Cause I thought maybe you were my friendbecause I like to plan my comings and goings with friendsBut if you're not my friendand you're planning my comings and goingsI'd call that presumptuousIn fact I'd - Cape Fear 00:16
I like Are you my friendNo I'm not your friendOh...
Cape Fear You're right There is a lot of cutsie cutsiein that little prick isn't thereYeah I told youYou know where he was todayAt the public library reading Thus Spake Zarathustraby Friedrich Nietzsche he's this German philosopherHe said that God is deadGod is - Cape Fear 00:15
You're right There is a lot of cutsie cutsiein that...
Cape Fear My wife Leigh she found some marijuanain one of Dani's schoolbooksWe don't know if Cady gave it to her or exactly what happenedbut she's scared and she won't talk about itBut now this has gone far enough It's got to stopYou phone the copsNo I didn't phone - Cape Fear 00:17
My wife Leigh she found some marijuanain one of Dani's...
Cape Fear Cady's an opportunistIf he thinks you're gonna be out of town for two daysthat's going to be as tempting to him as shit is to a flyIf Cady breaks into your homehe can be killedJustifiably - Cape Fear 00:14
Cady's an opportunistIf he thinks you're gonna be...
Cape Fear Sam the only thing excessive we could do to Cadywould be to gut him and eat his liverThat might be excessive - Cape Fear 00:09
Sam the only thing excessive we could do to Cadywould be to...
Cape Fear No you're scaredBut that's okay I want you to savor that fearYou know the South evolved in fearFear of the Indian fear of the slave fear of the damn UnionThe South has a fine tradition of savoring fear - Cape Fear 00:20
No you're scaredBut that's okay I want you to...
The Distinguished Gentleman Thomas do you want us to move the power lines - The Distinguished Gentleman 00:59
Thomas do you want us to move the power lines
The Distinguished Gentleman This could mean six figures Dick - The Distinguished Gentleman 00:16
This could mean six figures Dick
The Distinguished Gentleman But the question is can we get the shit back into the horse - The Distinguished Gentleman 00:05
But the question is can we get the shit back into the horse
GoldenEye Jack Wade CIA James Bond stiff assed Brit - GoldenEye 00:06
Jack Wade CIA James Bond stiff assed Brit
GoldenEye Hey Bond Do you do any gardening - GoldenEye 00:05
Hey Bond Do you do any gardening
GoldenEye Rumour has it he lives on one of those old Soviet missile trainsThat armoured stuff they used to run around so we couldn't target 'emWanna hand me that hammer JimboNo the bigger one The sledgeAnyways to tell the truth you don't find this guy He finds you - GoldenEye 00:20
Rumour has it he lives on one of those old Soviet missile...
GoldenEye Are you sure you wanna do thisLast guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight in very small boxesMake sure they send me home first class - GoldenEye 00:13
Are you sure you wanna do thisLast guy who dropped in...
GoldenEye What are you doing here Wade Banyan treesUh I am not here The CIA has no knowledge no involvementNothing to do with your insertion into Cuba if you catch my drift - GoldenEye 00:13
What are you doing here Wade Banyan treesUh I am not here...
Tomorrow Never Dies By the way you know that officially Uncle Sam is neutral in this turkey shootAnd unofficially We have no desire to see World War III - Tomorrow Never Dies 00:10
By the way you know that officially Uncle Sam is neutral in...
Tomorrow Never Dies So listen up You free fall for five miles and use your oxygenor you'll die of asphyxiation Sounds like my first marriage - Tomorrow Never Dies 00:09
So listen up You free fall for five miles and use your...
Tomorrow Never Dies Seems like a lot just to save the world I've got no choice Wade - Tomorrow Never Dies 00:06
Seems like a lot just to save the world I've got no...
Tomorrow Never Dies I just noticed something YeahThis is where the ship thought it was And this is where it really isBut see that island there That means that where he's jumpingbetween the British and Chinese fleetstechnically they're not Chinese watersThey belong to Vietnam - Tomorrow Never Dies 00:37
I just noticed something YeahThis is where the ship thought...
The Dukes of Hazzard Okay Looks like the party's over - The Dukes of Hazzard 01:08
Okay Looks like the party's over
Strange Wilderness Pierson may have the map and a three days' head start - Strange Wilderness 00:16
Pierson may have the map and a three days' head start