Clips with Joe Pesci

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My Cousin Vinny It's either me or them - My Cousin Vinny 00:51
It's either me or them
My Cousin Vinny When it comes to procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:49
When it comes to procedure
My Cousin Vinny What the fuck is that - My Cousin Vinny 00:04
What the fuck is that
My Cousin Vinny Breakfast Ya think - My Cousin Vinny 00:08
Breakfast Ya think
My Cousin Vinny You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country - My Cousin Vinny 00:14
You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol...
My Cousin Vinny What's this over here - My Cousin Vinny 00:19
What's this over here
My Cousin Vinny Your clients are charged with first degree murder - My Cousin Vinny 00:23
Your clients are charged with first degree murder
My Cousin Vinny What are you wearing - My Cousin Vinny 00:56
What are you wearing
My Cousin Vinny You may continue How do your clients plead - My Cousin Vinny 00:59
You may continue How do your clients plead
My Cousin Vinny How do your clients plead - My Cousin Vinny 00:51
How do your clients plead
My Cousin Vinny It's a procedure Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:34
It's a procedure Like rebuilding a carburetor has a...
My Cousin Vinny Did you fall in your place or somebody else's - My Cousin Vinny 00:07
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's
My Cousin Vinny Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom - My Cousin Vinny 00:37
Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom
My Cousin Vinny They was runnin' out got into the car and drove off - My Cousin Vinny 00:19
They was runnin' out got into the car and drove off
My Cousin Vinny You were serious about that - My Cousin Vinny 00:04
You were serious about that
My Cousin Vinny Why didn't you ask them any questions - My Cousin Vinny 00:28
Why didn't you ask them any questions
My Cousin Vinny It's a procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:15
It's a procedure
My Cousin Vinny How the fuck did I get into this shit - My Cousin Vinny 00:06
How the fuck did I get into this shit
My Cousin Vinny Little Yankee boy - My Cousin Vinny 00:40
Little Yankee boy
My Cousin Vinny I got a bullshit traffic ticket - My Cousin Vinny 00:41
I got a bullshit traffic ticket
My Cousin Vinny You're goin' hunting - My Cousin Vinny 00:27
You're goin' hunting
My Cousin Vinny Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files - My Cousin Vinny 00:29
Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files
My Cousin Vinny It's very unusual - My Cousin Vinny 00:13
It's very unusual
My Cousin Vinny What name did you tell him - My Cousin Vinny 00:31
What name did you tell him
My Cousin Vinny What's the matter with you - My Cousin Vinny 01:14
What's the matter with you
My Cousin Vinny This fucking jacket - My Cousin Vinny 00:09
This fucking jacket
My Cousin Vinny You fucking shower - My Cousin Vinny 00:11
You fucking shower
My Cousin Vinny I bought a suit - My Cousin Vinny 00:50
I bought a suit
My Cousin Vinny I don't like your attitude - My Cousin Vinny 00:22
I don't like your attitude
My Cousin Vinny Everything that guy just said is bullshit - My Cousin Vinny 00:22
Everything that guy just said is bullshit
My Cousin Vinny What angle was your point of view - My Cousin Vinny 00:31
What angle was your point of view
My Cousin Vinny What was that word - My Cousin Vinny 00:27
What was that word
My Cousin Vinny I'm gonna stay in prison tonight - My Cousin Vinny 00:11
I'm gonna stay in prison tonight
My Cousin Vinny What are these pictures of - My Cousin Vinny 00:52
What are these pictures of
My Cousin Vinny When you saw the defendants - My Cousin Vinny 01:15
When you saw the defendants
My Cousin Vinny You did good out there today - My Cousin Vinny 00:45
You did good out there today
My Cousin Vinny I object to this witness being called at this time - My Cousin Vinny 00:46
I object to this witness being called at this time
My Cousin Vinny At the same time - My Cousin Vinny 01:01
At the same time
My Cousin Vinny The car that made these two - My Cousin Vinny 01:00
The car that made these two
My Cousin Vinny Very impressive - My Cousin Vinny 00:17
Very impressive
My Cousin Vinny With a white convertible top - My Cousin Vinny 01:11
With a white convertible top
My Cousin Vinny Pick the right words - My Cousin Vinny 00:15
Pick the right words
My Cousin Vinny So what's your problem - My Cousin Vinny 00:33
So what's your problem
My Cousin Vinny I won my first case - My Cousin Vinny 00:14
I won my first case
My Cousin Vinny How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic - My Cousin Vinny 00:14
How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic
Casino Got a lot of holes in the desertand a lot of problems are buried in those holesExcept you gotta do it rightI mean you gotta have the hole already dugbefore you show up with a package in the trunkOtherwise you're talking about a half hour or 45 minutes of - Casino 00:25
Got a lot of holes in the desertand a lot of problems are...
Casino Now notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anythingSomehow somebody's always lookin' the other wayNow look at these guys They look busy rightThey're countin' money Who wants to bother themI mean God forbid they should make a mistake and - Casino 00:16
Now notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see...
Casino So now on top of everything elseI gotta make sure nobody fucks around with the golden Jew - Casino 00:07
So now on top of everything elseI gotta make sure nobody...
Casino Even though I knew - Casino 00:28
Even though I knew
Casino Hey how you doin' How you doin' - Casino 00:05
Hey how you doin' How you doin'
Casino Oh Nicky I thought you was layin'No no I'm takin' I was takin'You sure I'm positive - Casino 00:10
Oh Nicky I thought you was layin'No no I'm...
Casino Maybe if I stick your fuckin' face through this windowyou'll get unconfusedGimme the fuckin' money I'm sorry Nick - Casino 00:09
Maybe if I stick your fuckin' face through this...
Casino Me that's why the bosses sent me out hereThey wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the jointLike these two fuckin' balloon heads over hereThey were gonna try to bang us out of 200 fuckin' grandyeah right I'm sure Hey How are you - Casino 00:14
Me that's why the bosses sent me out hereThey wanted me...
Casino Ace was so fuckin' worried about his casinohe forgot what we were doin' out here in the first placeA million times I wanted to yell in his fuckin' earThis is Las VegasWe're supposed to be out here robbin'you dumb fuckin' hebe - Casino 00:18
Ace was so fuckin' worried about his casinohe forgot...
Casino We're supposed to be out here robbin'you dumb fuckin' hebe - Casino 00:06
We're supposed to be out here robbin'you dumb...
Casino I don't give a shit who he's connected toTell him to take his fuckin' feet off the tableWhat's he think this is a goddamned sawdust jointSir would you mind taking your feet off the tableYeah I would mind I'm having a bad nightFuckin' asshole won't - Casino 02:22
I don't give a shit who he's connected toTell him...
Casino You won't be able to put that cowboy hat on - Casino 00:14
You won't be able to put that cowboy hat on
Casino But I'll tell you he knew how to bring in the crowdsHe knew all the fuckin' anglesHe brought over the whole Femme Fatale show from Parisbut he forgot how lazy them European dancing broads can getHe had to weigh 'em in once a week to make sure they didn't - Casino 00:17
But I'll tell you he knew how to bring in the crowdsHe...
Casino That Black Book is a bunch of bullshitThey got two names from the whole countryand one of 'em is still Al Capone - Casino 00:08
That Black Book is a bunch of bullshitThey got two names...
Casino Well it wasn't longbefore what I was afraid was gonna happen happenedNicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in Las VegasAnd from then on I couldn't be seen talking to him anywhere in Vegas or near itWhat the fuck is that supposed to meanHe - Casino 01:29
Well it wasn't longbefore what I was afraid was gonna...
Casino But I didn't like the people I was rippin' off looking at meso I used to turn their fuckin' pictures around - Casino 00:08
But I didn't like the people I was rippin' off...
Casino What's takin' so long This is a motherfuckerIt's working Learn how to open these things so you don't have to take 'em - Casino 00:09
What's takin' so long This is a...
Casino Some of these stones got a lot of niggers in themTell Pepe if he's switching stones on us he better take a camel back to Nigeria - Casino 00:08
Some of these stones got a lot of niggers in themTell Pepe...
Casino Whenever we got local merchwe'd usually send it to Palm Springs or Arizona L AI had a couple of sand niggers out there You know Arabs - Casino 00:10
Whenever we got local merchwe'd usually send it to Palm...
Casino Come on I'll show you I fly stuff in fresh every dayI get bread from back home I get fish from CaliforniaAnd you can always tell a great kitchen like ours because of the milk fed vealThat's the secret See milk fed veal is pure whiteOut here they got that - Casino 00:26
Come on I'll show you I fly stuff in fresh every dayI...
Casino And you can always tell a great kitchen like ours because of the milk fed vealThat's the secret See milk fed veal is pure whiteOut here they got that pink veal Slide over honeyNow pink veal you can pound that shit for two daysIt'll never ever get tender - Casino 00:20
And you can always tell a great kitchen like ours because of...
Casino Yeah You call yourself a manYou know you're a lyin' lowlife motherfuckin' gamblin' degenerate prickYou know that's what you are Two small kids at homeI gave you money to pay the fuckin' rentand buy groceries put the heat onYour wife called Frankie and - Casino 00:57
Yeah You call yourself a manYou know you're a...
Casino For two days and two fuckin' nights we beat the shit outta this guyWe even stuck ice picks in his balls - Casino 00:08
For two days and two fuckin' nights we beat the shit...
Casino Better give me a name soon or I'm gonna give him yours Frank Thanks a lotBut he never talked I know you would've ratted by now - Casino 00:09
Better give me a name soon or I'm gonna give him yours...
Casino Dogs Dogs can you hear me DogsListen to me Anthony I got your head in a viseI'll squash your fuckin' head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a nameDon't make me have to do this Please Come onDon't make me be a bad guy Come onFuck youThis motherfucker - Casino 00:54
Dogs Dogs can you hear me DogsListen to me Anthony I got...