Clips with Joe Piscopo

Johnny Dangerously Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us drain our energy - Johnny Dangerously 00:08
Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us drain our energy
Johnny Dangerously I fulfilled a lot of predictions - Johnny Dangerously 00:07
I fulfilled a lot of predictions
Johnny Dangerously I got something to stop him - Johnny Dangerously 00:14
I got something to stop him
Johnny Dangerously You shouldn't grab me Johnny - Johnny Dangerously 00:07
You shouldn't grab me Johnny
Johnny Dangerously This goes through armor through the victim - Johnny Dangerously 00:09
This goes through armor through the victim
Johnny Dangerously Don't hang me on a hook - Johnny Dangerously 00:08
Don't hang me on a hook
Johnny Dangerously Maybe there is a rainbow for us out there - Johnny Dangerously 00:36
Maybe there is a rainbow for us out there
Johnny Dangerously All right - Johnny Dangerously 00:14
All right
Johnny Dangerously How'd you like to make some money - Johnny Dangerously 00:06
How'd you like to make some money
Johnny Dangerously You shouldn't kick me in the balls - Johnny Dangerously 00:09
You shouldn't kick me in the balls
Johnny Dangerously You shouldn't shoot me Johnny - Johnny Dangerously 00:07
You shouldn't shoot me Johnny
Wise Guys Hey I heard you got your kid a new 10 speed bike - Wise Guys 00:13
Hey I heard you got your kid a new 10 speed bike
Wise Guys Happy birthday to you - Wise Guys 00:20
Happy birthday to you
Wise Guys Where you going Can I come along for the ride - Wise Guys 00:15
Where you going Can I come along for the ride
Wise Guys Big giant golden brown knishes - Wise Guys 00:21
Big giant golden brown knishes
Wise Guys Kill Harry - Wise Guys 01:13
Kill Harry
Wise Guys Watch out for the sign What sign - Wise Guys 00:05
Watch out for the sign What sign
Dead Heat You're under arrest - Dead Heat 00:05
You're under arrest
Dead Heat I love this job Roger - Dead Heat 00:09
I love this job Roger
Dead Heat Hey doctor what is this for anyway - Dead Heat 00:07
Hey doctor what is this for anyway
Dead Heat Sorry to interrupt your erection pal - Dead Heat 00:04
Sorry to interrupt your erection pal
Dead Heat I still don't believe it - Dead Heat 00:45
I still don't believe it
Dead Heat The most important thing for me to do right now - Dead Heat 00:20
The most important thing for me to do right now
Dead Heat You know the weird thing is I feel fine - Dead Heat 00:13
You know the weird thing is I feel fine
Dead Heat So what color did you get - Dead Heat 00:11
So what color did you get
Dead Heat Roger you were underwater in that jacuzzi - Dead Heat 00:10
Roger you were underwater in that jacuzzi
Dead Heat Hey Roger maybe you ought - Dead Heat 00:20
Hey Roger maybe you ought
Dead Heat Life and death are both expressions - Dead Heat 00:09
Life and death are both expressions
Dead Heat This little piggy's goin' to the market - Dead Heat 00:04
This little piggy's goin' to the market
Dead Heat How do you fight this thing - Dead Heat 00:06
How do you fight this thing
Dead Heat You know you can never find anything good - Dead Heat 00:09
You know you can never find anything good
Dead Heat You remember when we were in training - Dead Heat 00:18
You remember when we were in training
Dead Heat So how're you feeling - Dead Heat 00:22
So how're you feeling
Dead Heat Doug you're alive - Dead Heat 00:16
Doug you're alive
Dead Heat Roger he said I should - Dead Heat 00:15
Roger he said I should
Dead Heat This could be the end of a beautiful friendship - Dead Heat 00:04
This could be the end of a beautiful friendship
Sidekicks Chuck Norris - Sidekicks 00:23
Chuck Norris
Sidekicks Hey how about some cookies - Sidekicks 00:04
Hey how about some cookies
Bartleby It's the sensitive guy that gets the needy woman - Bartleby 00:10
It's the sensitive guy that gets the needy woman
Bartleby Let me tell you something Ernie my friend - Bartleby 00:13
Let me tell you something Ernie my friend