Clips with Joel Murray

One Crazy Summer Watch where you're going We're heading for the docks - One Crazy Summer 00:15
Watch where you're going We're heading for the...
One Crazy Summer George Chili dog - One Crazy Summer 00:03
George Chili dog
One Crazy Summer Do you realize for every lost mangled doll - One Crazy Summer 00:14
Do you realize for every lost mangled doll
One Crazy Summer Hey Hoops Yeah - One Crazy Summer 00:07
Hey Hoops Yeah
One Crazy Summer Hey Cookie - One Crazy Summer 00:06
Hey Cookie
Monsters University Oh hey there Want to join Oozma KappaWe have cake - Monsters University 00:05
Oh hey there Want to join Oozma KappaWe have cake
Monsters University Don Carlton mature studentThirty years in the textile industryand then old dandy Don got downsizedFigured I could throw myself a pity partyor go back to school and learn the computers - Monsters University 00:14
Don Carlton mature studentThirty years in the textile...
Monsters University Okay thanks buddy Are you kidding meLook they don't need to be goodI'm going to carry the whole teamReally And who's going to carry youHey if you want to go back to can designyou know where the door isGreatGuysAnybody homeUmHelloFellasDo you pledge your - Monsters University 01:36
Okay thanks buddy Are you kidding meLook they don't...
Monsters University First morning in the house - Monsters University 00:25
First morning in the house
Monsters University Guys hold onHey hey hey Wait a second Don't listen to himWe just need to keep tryingNo you need to stop tryingYou can train monsters like this all you wantbut you can't change who they areMikeWe appreciate everything you've done but he's rightNo matter - Monsters University 01:04
Guys hold onHey hey hey Wait a second Don't listen to...
Monsters University No one goes near that door until the authorities arriveYou don't think that could beIt's MikeBut he could die out thereJames wait We can helpLeave it to the old master of salesWe got a call in but that's the best we can doAhemDon Carlton sales Folks today - Monsters University 00:36
No one goes near that door until the authorities arriveYou...
Monsters University Sherrie and I are engagedOh Who is SherrieShe's my momWell if it isn't my two favorite fellasCome here Give me some sugarOhUgh So uncomfortableOh come on ScottI don't want you to think of me as your new dadAfter all we're fraternity brothers firstThis is - Monsters University 00:32
Sherrie and I are engagedOh Who is SherrieShe's my...
God Bless America FRANK I hate my neighbors - God Bless America 00:51
FRANK I hate my neighbors
God Bless America Hey buddy What's wrong - God Bless America 00:04
Hey buddy What's wrong
God Bless America What's up You called - God Bless America 00:24
What's up You called
God Bless America Brad and l are getting married - God Bless America 00:14
Brad and l are getting married
God Bless America I wish I was a super genius inventor - God Bless America 00:25
I wish I was a super genius inventor
God Bless America Not because l got a problem - God Bless America 00:23
Not because l got a problem
God Bless America Did you just kill Chloe - God Bless America 00:04
Did you just kill Chloe
God Bless America Tell me all about it - God Bless America 00:08
Tell me all about it
God Bless America Who are you killing next - God Bless America 00:27
Who are you killing next
God Bless America You really had the chance to do something awesome here - God Bless America 00:29
You really had the chance to do something awesome here
God Bless America This is more fun than killing yourself right - God Bless America 00:11
This is more fun than killing yourself right
God Bless America The washing machine's broken What - God Bless America 00:04
The washing machine's broken What
God Bless America You don't like me because you think I'm ugly - God Bless America 00:17
You don't like me because you think I'm ugly
God Bless America Oh so you can kill a teenager just not fuck one - God Bless America 00:05
Oh so you can kill a teenager just not fuck one
God Bless America You're seriously not interested in me at all as a girlfriend - God Bless America 00:13
You're seriously not interested in me at all as a...
God Bless America Because l refuse to objectify a child - God Bless America 00:37
Because l refuse to objectify a child
God Bless America Thanks for not talking during the feature - God Bless America 00:10
Thanks for not talking during the feature
God Bless America You did a good job - God Bless America 00:08
You did a good job
God Bless America No I don't high five - God Bless America 00:13
No I don't high five
God Bless America Musically I'm all about Alice Cooper - God Bless America 00:31
Musically I'm all about Alice Cooper
God Bless America Are you A D D Juno - God Bless America 00:27
Are you A D D Juno
God Bless America L only want to kill people who deserve to die - God Bless America 00:26
L only want to kill people who deserve to die
God Bless America Good night Juno - God Bless America 00:08
Good night Juno
God Bless America Exactly what part of his politics do you agree with - God Bless America 00:12
Exactly what part of his politics do you agree with
God Bless America Look at all these people - God Bless America 00:08
Look at all these people
God Bless America So are we gonna kill him - God Bless America 00:08
So are we gonna kill him
God Bless America My name is Frank - God Bless America 00:34
My name is Frank
God Bless America You are a pretty girl - God Bless America 00:11
You are a pretty girl
Bloodsucking Bastards God damn it I know they're vampires - Bloodsucking Bastards 00:16
God damn it I know they're vampires